Rudolph "Dolphie" Creakasdottir Berman-Ramus' Blurty
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Thursday, July 30th, 2009

    Time Event
    Space Oddity
    Meow Control to Baby Tom
    Meow Control to Baby Tom
    Take your Pouncy Treats and put your helmet on


    Meow Control to Baby Tom
    Commencing catdown, purr engines on
    Check your whiskers and may Dolph’s love be with you


    Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
    Four, three, two, one, liftoff


    This is Baby Tom to Meow Control
    I’m stepping through the door
    And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
    And the floor smells very different today


    For here
    Am I licking on a tin can...


    ...Fatter than the world...

    Tommy World

    Dolphie’s belly’s white
    It’s a very pretty sight

    Though I’m past one hundred thousand pounds
    I’m feeling very thin
    And I think the catfood knows which way to go
    Tell my Dolph I love her very much, she knows...


    Meow Control to Baby Tom
    Your butt is huge, there’s something wrong
    Can you hear me, Baby Tom?
    Can you hear me, Baby Tom?
    Can you....

    Here am I licking out my tin can
    Rounder than the moon...


    Dolphie’s belly’s pink
    And it makes it hard to think...

    Apologies to Mr. Bowie

    Current Mood: spaced out
    Current Music: Those mellow fat cats put my spine out of place...

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