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Sunday, December 21st, 2008

    Time Event
    12:40a
    Bad Santa
    Girl: Look who's here! It's Santa! Baby Tom, tell Santa what you want for Christmas!

    JetSanta1

    Jet: I'm on my fucking lunch break, OK?
    Baby Tom: You are really Santa, right?
    Jet: No, I'm a cat. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?

    ***

    Girl: The reindeer, Santa. How do they sleep?
    Dolphie: What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
    Girl: On *my* head?

    DolphieSanta2

    Dolphie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?

    DolphieSanta1

    I just ate an elf, y'all! So now I'm full of the holiday spirit. ::burp::

    Merry Xmas and send gifts!

    Three ho's,
    Dolphie

    Current Mood: Merry
    Current Music: Jet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire

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