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  <title>waste of tape</title>
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<title>he&apos;s out.  you&apos;re out too.  i don&apos;t think i&apos;m in either.  no gang!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=27413</link>
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<title>in numbers too big to be ignored</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=27168</link>
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<title>but i make up for it with cunning and guile</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=27081</link>
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<title>when the world falls down...</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=26584</link>
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<title>a pirate&apos;s life for me</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=26287</link>
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<title>a family of geniuses</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=26011</link>
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<title>monkey see, monkey KILL</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=25617</link>
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<title>i ate-d the purple berries!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=25462</link>
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<title>he&apos;s so little, but he tries so big!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=25244</link>
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<title>abjection is above all ambiguity</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=25070</link>
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<title>i shan&apos;t be coerced</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=24610</link>
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<title>you pushed the panic button, didn&apos;t you?</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=24322</link>
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<title>and the fish says, &quot;with friends like this, who needs anemones?&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=24073</link>
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<title>and it&apos;s greatly to his credit</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=23814</link>
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<title>did anybody catch the phoenix debate?  i</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=23595</link>
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<title>HULK MAD!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=23498</link>
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<title>fact, dignan, the picture&apos;s not doing it for me</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=23173</link>
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<title>celebrate good times, come on!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=22878</link>
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<title>trees are fucking falling</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=22573</link>
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<title>telling people that she dreams of me being castrated-florentine is healthy?!?!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=22333</link>
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<title>horseshit!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=22019</link>
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<title>no need to worry &apos;cause i-i&apos;m a professional</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=21929</link>
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<title>and in the darkness bind them</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=21757</link>
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<title>people/things that i beseech, on this day in seattle, to bite me if they please:</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=21438</link>
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<title>he said it right</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=21136</link>
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<title>you are the ones who are the ball-lickers</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=20909</link>
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<title>--i find these things everywhere...on my</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=20632</link>
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<title>you have selected ritual sarifices!  for animals, press one now.</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=20129</link>
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<title>kiss...hand...diamonds...best friend</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=19831</link>
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<title>i got it out of a book.</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=19600</link>
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<title>what i did when i was unemployed for three weeks last year</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=19278</link>
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<title>musclemen, contortionists, intrigue, danger and romance</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=19113</link>
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<title>like that time you ate weight in godfather&apos;s pizza?</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=18465</link>
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<title>just working through a little hysterical deafness here</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=18257</link>
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<title>they forgot to bring the funny</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=18090</link>
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<title>come quick, sam&apos;s getting his ass kicked by a girl!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=17739</link>
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<title>sneeze, followed by vision</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=17589</link>
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<title>reminiscing this and that</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=16949</link>
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<title>we both have dead people in our families</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=16749</link>
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<title>poop always wins out over god and king kong</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=16186</link>
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<title>that’s sass isn’t it?  you’re sassing me</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=15995</link>
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<title>never underestimate the power of a free hat</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=15148</link>
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<title>why is the rum gone!?!</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=14834</link>
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<title>that was the funnest coma ever</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=14188</link>
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<title>watch the sass captain sassy-pants</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=13869</link>
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<title>I should have been a great many things</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=13768</link>
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<title>captain logic is not steering this tugboat</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=13560</link>
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<title>is it okay to call the French “cheese-eating surrender monkeys?”</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=13309</link>
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<title>I can’t feel my legs…I HAVE NO LEGS</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=12855</link>
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<title>strange things are afoot at the circle k</title>
<link>http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=dignan&amp;itemid=12642</link>
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