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Wednesday, October 1st, 2003
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9:02a - musclemen, contortionists, intrigue, danger and romance
jason pointed out a john leboutillier story pertaining to the burgeoning plame scandal. i really wish that leboutillier (i'm sorry, i mean, former congressman leboutillier) would refrain from having opinions that resemble my own. mostly because he's a republican. also because he's a noted crackpot. well, he is noted by me as a crackpot. if you won't take my word for it, check out this freakshow of a story. apparently, the "true story" of gary condit is that he was bi-sexual and a frequenter of leather-wearing male prostitutes. leboutillier prints the theory that condit had some big "carribbean" (re: black) man-whore do the dirty work and kill chandra levy. all i can say to this is, "wow. would you like some cheese with your crazy?"
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12:35p - what i did when i was unemployed for three weeks last year
-watched almost a season's worth of ER reruns, and godammit, that croatian guy is sexy. -consistently snagged myself 8-10 hours of sleep. ah, sweet serenity. -have, once or twice, gone two days without bathing. <> -have, also, taken three showers in one day, just to fill up time. -managed to get sunburned in washington state (twice, no less), which brings my grand total of sunburns earned in the continental united states to 3. -saw changing lanes, starring chasing amy's ben affleck. i'm sure many of you have heard my "why affleck sucks" diatribe, which i have been forced to recant due to ben "reindeer games" affleck suddenly having turned into the hottest guy on the planet. changing lanes was also a pretty good movie, and i hear, the third highest grossing ben affleck movie to hit the theaters. this week. -went on a kevin smith rampage and got my total viewings of dogma and jay and silent bob strike back up to 17 and 13, respectively. -learned the true value of commentary tracks (it's like watching a whole new movie, you know, when you've run out of movies to watch.) -had some job interview and have been told i shall most likely be hired back at old washington mutual, so this unemployment thing may not last past the end of next week. which is both a good and a bad thing, as it involves having a job (which is good) and having to go to work (which, i've learned, kind of sucks).
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so there was a point in time when i thought ben affleck was the hottest guy on the planet. please don't judge me too harshly. i was young.
current mood: amused current music: my windows player is busted. stupid computer.
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