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Tuesday, September 30th, 2003
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12:15p - they forgot to bring the funny
okay, i made a promise to do this up right and man, am i gonna do that.
i don't know what that meant and therefore, don't know how to do it.
hithertofore, this hasn't been so much a journal as it has been a repository for the mass email i send out once a week or so. i thought, i am such a mad genius that these missives must be saved for posterity! i want the future generations to look back on this with reverance and awe. notice how i said two words there that mean the same thing basically. that's a little rhetorical trick that i picked up on the street. i guess by "do this up right," i mean, i'm going to start using this as an actual blog type thing. write a bit more often. i'll get right on top of that.
current music: mistah pete yorn
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3:38p - just working through a little hysterical deafness here
this is news? for SHAME, slate.com, for SHAME.
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4:58p - like that time you ate weight in godfather's pizza?
i'd like to point out that i've hit some weird high metabolism place in my life. i think i've lost like...i don't know, 30 pounds in the last 2 years. this is true, and it's not like i was a heifer before. my point is, i eat ALL THE TIME. i think i eat more than i did in college, when there were times that i'd scarf down three hostess cupcakes from a vending maching at 2:00 in the morning while frantically finishing up another masterpiece in the wyatt hall computer lab. i have no idea what is going on. maybe i'm dying. do you think i'm dying? right now i'm debra messing at the beginning of will & grace back when she was a healthy size 8. i wonder if i can get down to her freakishly thin size 4? that would be AWESOME. for like five seconds and then the whole living skeleton thing would freak me out. man, am i glad i don't live in thin towns like LA and NYC.
to give you fair warning, this thing may start to have shades of Television Without Pity since so much of my life revolves around the tv. i actually did myself up my own personal fall tv line-up grid so I'd remember what to watch and when to watch it. i'm hopeless. but not helpless, thankfully. especially now that i have TiVo. oh TiVo, where have you been all my fumbling around with the remote control life? you mean i can watch angel and tape the west wing? you mean i don't have to be home and you'll tape all the stuff i want on every channel that i want it? marry me. although, apparently the OC is coming on wednesdays at 9:00 as well. what am i going to do? help me TiVo!
oh, i want a hostess cupcake now.
"i could have countered that, but i'd moved on to other things in my head."
current mood: hungry
current music: still mistah pete yorn
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