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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2003
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12:12p - is it okay to call the French “cheese-eating surrender monkeys?”
i am so fucking old dudes, i swear to god. old, i say, OLD, old like my sister, old like my *parents.* i went to this show on saturday night, right? and i'll be honest: i was a little tired. just a little. so i get picked up at 10:00 to go to ballard--the band doesn't go on till 11:00. already, i'm thinking "goddammit." when we got there, i started to do that mental concert math: okay, they're supposed to be on at 11:00, won't start till 11:15, an hour set...i'll be out of here by like 12:20 -12:30. that's totally do-able.
so they go on at 11:15. i'm say to myself, sweet, right on time. they play. everyone around me is super high evergy. me:not so much. like i said, i'm tired. midnight rolls around and i breathe a sigh of relief. i'm having a good time and all, but goddammit, i'm tired and i need to go home and sleep. 12:15. the band goes into what is obviously a wrap-up number. "thank you, thank you seattle! we'll be taking a short break - see you in 15 minutes."
WHAT? A "BREAK?!" SON OF A BITCH!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sorry for the excessive usage of exclamation points, but screw you, i like it.)
so, yeah, they came back at like 12:30 and played for another FORTY-FIVE minutes. god, i hate them. and everybody i was with was all "i'm into it guy!" and "i'm super excited girl!" so i didn't have the heart to just scream out "stop playing so i can go home, you worthless fake russian fucks!"
yeah. ooh, and then i almost lost consciousness from sheer pissed-off-ed-ness when they did like 8 encores.
i just wanted to go home, y'all.
ooh, and then there was the girl in the bathroom who was crying because her boyfriend broke up with her and she saw him there with some other girl and i was like, "oh get over it and move along so other people can use the toilet." i really said that.
oh. i have no human feelings, remember?
"you smell sin, lady? well let me tell you something, she who smelt it dealt it!"
current mood: okay
current music: coheed and cambria
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