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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2003
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3:01p - oh mommy oh daddy i am a big old baddy
new line cinema, oh how the mighty have fallen. new line, the company that distrubuted such titles as magnolia, menace ii society, boogie nights, hedwig and the angry inch, gettysburg, frequency, the evil dead, american history x, the basketball diaries, seven and of course, how could we forget the lord of the rings... granted, new line distributed most of wes craven's oeuvre...but at least those movies are trying, you know? well, anyway, new line cinema's newest release? the real cancun. yeah, that's right. why new line, why? why would you dunk us headfirst into this vat of monkey shit? reality tv is OVER. it is an artistic failure and everybody knows it. there has been no good reality tv since the real world:seattle, and even that was pushing it a little. american idol, mr. personality, all those crappy dating shows like dismissed...those are evil and wrong and new line, you should know better. you're not the same crappy little company that put out beastmaster 2: through the portal of time. you're older, wiser, better. you should fucking KNOW BETTER GODAMMIT! the real cancun? boobs and bikinis and that sick-o three-way kiss thing? strangers getting it on to the wondrously apropos soundtrack of christina aguilera songs? screw you, new line! i curse you with no profits. may all the jackasses who would see your piece of shit titty flick realize that for five bucks less, they could go rent some real porn and watch it in the privacy of their own home.
assholes.
but other than that...i'm going to disneyland tomo-o-orow, i'm going to disneyland disneyland disneyland!
"i wonder...will i dream?"
current music: wilco
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