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Friday, February 7th, 2003
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9:56a - jurassic park *could* happen
so, i think, maybe i sleepwalk. i've always thought that i just sleep so heavy that when i do wake up and ask heather if we're going to study spanish and then fall right back asleep, i like forget about the episode and have to be told about it later. or like, when i go to sleep with the tv off and wake up with it on and a different movie playing, i assume that i did *wake up* and just...forgot about it. i don't think so so much anymore. i think i actually you know...um, like sleepwalk and sleepwatch tv and sleepdrink three glasses of water and sleepleave the empty glasses on the floor of my living room.
i tried looking this stuff up, right? well, apparently, sleepwalking is far more common in adolescents and it's usually the result of some sort of physiological cause. when somnambulism hits post-adolescence , it's more likely to, you know, stick around and stuff, which doesn't bode well. i could be sleepplaying harry potter clue for the rest of my life! the whole sleepwalking thing in adults is generally caused by stress, alcohol abuse and excessive fatigue. hmmm. intriguing. apparently, the adult sleepwalking thing is a bit more seriousbecause it's more aggressive, and is potentially more dangerous. you know, somnambulists aren't allowed in the armed services because of the, and i quote, " threat they pose to themselves and others when they have access to dangerous equipment (such as weapons) and are unaware of what they are doing when they sleep." damn. well, i guess i can't join up like i was planning.
this is somewhat worrisome to me. i mean, who knows what could happen, right? what if i decide to sleepgo for a run in my pajamas at 3:30 in the morning? what is i sleepstick my head in the oven? what if dr. caligari takes advantage of my somnambulism and makes me live in a coffin and sleepkill people!?!
i am so screwed.
"they've got an it, a giant it!
current mood: wary
current music: the walkmen
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