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Well, I'm finally gonna take the time to compile a quotes entry. All the good quotes I've used in my journal up until now, plus some commentary by me. This is going to take a while. Comments that I add as I do this will be in {brackets}.
And, because I'm making this into a bigger deal than it needs to be, here's an easy-to-use menu to conveniently view all my quotes by category!
Quotes from TV Shows and Such ~|~ Quotes from DF's Offline Life ~|~ Quotes from DF's Family Vacation ~|~ Quotes from D-M's ~|~ Quotes from D-M's Storyline Events ~|~ Quotes from Random AIM Chats ~|~ Bits of Wisdom
And no, I'm not doing this to earn votes for the DigiChoice Awards. I'm doing this because I have had many requests for a quotes entry. And besides, I love my quotes.
First, some recent ones, taken from an AIM chat tonight (actually, the first one is from an AIM chat a few days ago):
Kuru Seed: my mother was willing to let me starve for a drink
ChronoDraken231: poor kuru
ChronoDraken231: thats terrible
FlameStrike02: ...YES!
FlameStrike02: Sorry, behind in convo
TheAD 104: o_O
FlameStrike02: >_> I'll just go to the corner now
~Don't you hate it when you comment on something after the subject's been changed?
DDAJHope: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DigiLightstar: o_O
Fredmerkle: :: cowers ::
~Kinda makes you wonder about your admins, doesn't it?
TheAD 104: Bad Timing Turtle
TheAD 104: timeing*
phqwerty: It's timing
TheAD 104: Oh..... thanks
Kuru Seed: PhQ
Kuru Seed: your first language is Finnish right?
phqwerty: Yup.
Kuru Seed: Haw @ pwnage by someone with english as second Language
Here's my very first quote, from my second entry:
"I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum." ~Seto Kaiba
When I first started my Blurty, I was a little cautious about putting info on my real life out on the Web. You'll notice that in my first few entries I referred to my brother as his screenname, Firebolt, instead of his real name, Brian. Because of this, my first quotes were all from TV shows and impersonal stuff. I found some good ones, so here are all my quotes from TV shows, movies, fanfics, and the like:
"I figure I'm losing my mind, but I'm gonna go with it." ~Joey Wheeler
"Yugi saved me... AGAIN!" ~Seto Kaiba
{I just saw that episode again today, after seeing episode 180 when Yugi and Seto are actually able to work together effectively in a duel. It's quite a change.}
"The Blue Eyes White Dragon will bring victory; however, what the Red Eyes Dragon brings is not victory, but potential." ~Yu-Gi-Oh Movie
{Awesome quote from an awesome movie.}
"Do I look stupid to you? Never mind." ~Davis
"Zhane's mind raced as he tried to form a coherent sentence. Something other than 'do that again,' preferably." ~Starhawk
P.S. If you know what this quote is from, IM me. We have much in common.
"Because I'm da man!" ~Matt, Digimon Adventure 01
"In memory of all I have lost, I fight on with all I possess." ~Pegasus, Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters
"You may not believe in destiny, but before this tournament is done, you will have to face your past..."
"Y'know, I read that once in a fortune cookie."
~Ishizu/Seto, Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters
"Maybe we should stop and ask for directions..."
"Uncle knows how to read map!! Oh.." *turns map over* "Map must be right side up."
~Toru/Uncle, Jackie Chan Adventures
"Light boy, light boy... The light boy's this way!"
"How can he tell?"
"Duh, because it's all bright over there!"
~Patamon/JP, Digimon Frontier
"That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel!!" ~Yzma
"Inconceivable!!"
"Incon-what?"
~Izzy/Tai, Digimon Adventure
"You know, that would've been more profound if you hadn't had your mouth full." ~Andros, "Time"
"Jounouchi-kun, daisuki..."
~Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters
"I'm scared out of my chocolate-covered mind!!"
~JP, Digimon Frontier
"We don't believe in limitations!"
~MagnaGarurumon, Digimon Frontier
"I am a parent; therefore, I am an idiot." ~Richard, Jungle 2 Jungle
"You're here to guide and protect him?! Then protect him against this!!"
~Ryou to Yami, about Yugi, right before playing the Change of Heart card that will force Yugi to attack his friends
"But I'd be destroying you, sending you to the card graveyard!"
"I don't care, it's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit. Do it!!"
~Just something about the look and feel of this exchange between Yugi and Bakura...
"The game... Ever shifting... New dangers surround every turn..."
~Again, just something about the way Ryou cocked his head when he said this...
"And so... it ends!"
~Susanoomon, making an awesome reference to the title of the very first Digimon episode
"From 'And So It Begins...' to 'End of the Line,' it truly has been an adventure..."
~TV Tome's review
*J opens locker*
"All hail J!! All hail J!!"
*J closes locker*
~J/Locker people, MIIB
Visions of Yami at School
Teacher: Who is the current President of Egypt? Oh, Yami?
Yami: Why, Mrs. Smith, it's me!
Teacher: Um... No, it's...
Yami: Me!
Teacher: Young man, this is a classroom, not a comedy clu...
Yami: But, I AM the "President" of Egypt!
Teacher: -_-''
--
Gym Teacher: Okay, class, today we're playing football!
Yami: *thinking* Oh, Yugi showed me this game on the picture box thing! This will be simple to win!
*2 minutes later *
Gym Teacher: YAMI!!! You're just supposed to tackle the person with with ball, not beat up every person on the other team!!!
"Shinjite iru, mou hitori no boku.."
"AIBOU!!"
~Yugi/Yami, sometime way in the future
"Wha-- Yugi!! You can't-- This isn't a duel!!"
~Yami
Now, as I become more comfortable with this online journal idea, we begin to see some quotes from my real life. Don't worry if you don't recognize the names, you're not supposed to.
"Serve me, damn it!!" ~my boss, upon entering the ice cream place where I work
"...that delightful document..." ~my English teacher, referring to my research paper
"Yeah. A rooster. Gobble, gobble." ~Bridget
"Ow! I hurt my freaking leg!!"
"Your freaking leg? What's your other leg for?"
~Brian/Mark
"I am stronger than the average pinkie!!" ~Brian
"Let's start a "Hamlet is Hot" club!" ~Jeanna, after viewing the 1996 version of Hamlet starring Kenneth Branagh
{He was hot...}
"And Brian will just be going along, oblivious to whatever else is happening in the world. Right, Brian?"
*looks up* "What?"
~Me/Brian
{This is one of my favorites. This quote is my brother in a nutshell. XD}
"Hey, look! Nut dust!" ~Claire, while holding up her ice cream topped with peanuts ("nut dust" is © me, BTW)
"You only live once. Why not run with sharp objects?" ~Elyse
"I never use matches." ~our camp ranger, after lighting our lantern with a propane torch
"Let's start a band!" ~Claire, while banging a wire whisk on her leg and clicking a pair of hot dog tongs
"If that's us calling ourselves again, we ain't here." ~Melissa, after hearing the phone ring
"Is there anything fundamentally different about this...?" ~Chris, while standing at the ice cream machine with a waffle cone in each hand, staring at me blankly
"Man, Martha knows everything!!" ~Shannon, while sitting at work watching Martha Stewart
"I'm going out to run some arrons." ~from the note of my manager, who has not yet mastered the fine art of spelling
Brian: "How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
Me: "I don't know, how many?"
Brian: "Hey, you wanna go fishing?"
~LOL
"Mom is so predictable. The only words she uses are 'ox,' 'oxen,' and 'oxygen.'"
~Brian's thoughts on Mom's Hangman skills
"How many seeds did you predict?"
"Six."
"You predicted six seeds after we told you that these were seedless grapes?"
~Fourth grade science experiment XD
*crickets of indifference chirp*
~Chris
Here's some quotes from my family vacation to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, in summer 2003:
"You have girly handwriting."
"I know!"
"Remember when you went through that phase where you dotted your 'i's with those little circles?"
"...Leave me alone!!"
~Me/Brian
"You can tell we're from Cincinnati." *points at large hills* "Look, mountains!!"
~My thoughts on my hometown's terrain
"We're in hillberry tellitory!"
~Kevin, having speech difficulties
"I'm not as think as you confused I am!"
~Kevin, after experiencing above speech difficulties
*sings* "99 bottles of beer on the wall..."
~Kevin, while stuck in traffic in Pigeon Forge
"Hey, look! 'Mel's Dinner'!"
"Brian."
"What?"
"It's 'diner'."
"This is our scholarship winner?"
~Kevin instructing Brian in the finer points of pronunciation, and Dad pondering Brian's "intelegents"
"Look, guys." *points to directory list on shopping cart* "Health and Beauty Care, aisle 3.4. ...Oh, wait, that's 3, comma, 4."
~Brian, having a blonde moment
"Ow." ~Brian, after tripping over his own feet in the parking lot of the pizza place
"Ow." ~Brian, after banging his head on a metal pole when the trolley car made a sudden stop
"Ow." ~Brian, after falling up the stairs (not down the stairs, but up the stairs)
"Ow." ~Brian, who has now learned to walk with his eyes open
"Ow." ~Brian, after stepping off a step that was steeper than he thought it was
"Ow." ~Brian, after a close encounter with a fence
"Ow." ~Brian, after running into the backboard of the bed so hard he bounced backwards
"Ow." ~Brian, who swears he didn't see that CD player there
"Ow." ~Brian, after poking his head on my umbrella while trying to get under it
"Ow." ~Brian, after running into a wall while playing laser tag
"Ow." ~Brian, after losing a staring contest with the sun
"Ow." ~Brian, after falling off the mini-golf course
"Ow." ~Brian, after banging his head on the car window
"Now how did I manage to do that?"
~Kevin, after waking up with his shirt on backwards
"Was that thunder?"
"No, that was me belching."
~Brian finally learned how to belch with his mouth closed, just like Mom told him to (we're so proud)
"If you can show me a pair of your underwear by the count of three, I'll give you ten dollars. 1...2...-"
"Here!!" *picks up underwear from floor and holds it up*
~Mom teaching Ben a little lesson about leaving his underwear in the middle of the floor (he didn't get the $10)
"Coffee, chocolate, and men - some things are just better rich!"
"Vegetarian: old Indian word for 'bad hunter'."
~Some signs I saw in a gift shop
"Man, I don't know what I ate for dinner tonight, but..." *farts*
~My oh-so-refined father
"Why are there Fritos in the refrigerator?"
~Mom's thoughts on my brothers' housekeeping skills
"Hey, Kevin, did you leave your bouncy ball in your pants pocket?"
"Why?"
"I think that's it, bouncing around in the dryer."
~I finally figured out what that strange noise coming from the clothes dryer was
"What's 'View Change'?"
"It changes the view."
~Again, Brian fails to see the obvious
D-M's Digimon RPG. The place of DigiFaith's birth and Amanda's revolution. Where would I be without this place?
"The meaning of life is beer and pie." ~PhQ
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughcough*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" ~VampTai
"While everyone was asleep watching paint dry."
"At which point everyone woke up and wondered how they could have been asleep and watching paint dry at the same time."
~Globie/Me, "One Line Story"
"Rules? Yeah, maybe on YOUR planet." ~emmary (Not exactly what that meant in the context of the sentence, but I like it anyway ^_^)
"I'm already drunk on life... hehehe... life.... plant.... butterfly...." ~Jim
"(60 years later)
emmary: I can't reff your post right now, I'm having a heart attack
Jim: I will make the RPG a better place! after I get this defibrulator fixed...
Adam: I WILL meet my beloved emmary! after I find a way to sneak out of this nursing home...
Kuru: *has Alzheimer's* gaaah...1337n355...Megaman battle network 42...b3s7 01d 4g3 3v4r!!11on3!
Vamptai: I'd teleport, but it aggravates my hemmorhoids"
~emmary
"BTM... what did I tell you about making weapons to take over the world!?!?! Jeez... " ~Jim
"Bill Gates is so off my Buddy List..." ~Artemis's thoughts on her recent computer crash
"okay, who baleeted the discussion?! heads WILL roll...."
~emmary, after discovering that the mod discussion in the Orphanage had been deleted
"Laughter is nature's Prozac. Remember that, all my depressed friends."
~Great wisdom from Tiger
Emmary: "I've decided I wanna be DigiFaith when I grow up. yeah, long story there. in a nutshell: she's an awesome person."
{Emm, you have no idea how good that made me feel...}
*notices I don't notice much...* eh......................
~ADTI
Goji's Digimon haiku:
"Slung over my screen,
One question is on my mind,
Which season is best?"
"Just like the moon that floats in the sky, I'll never leave your side..... I will protect you from the loneliness."
~AD's sig
"SHEEPMON!!!!
1. Pink!
2. Sheep!
3. Rockets!
4. Sheep!
5. Pink!
6. Pink Sheep!
7. Rockets!
8. Pink Sheep with Rockets!
9. Sheep with Rockets and hes Pink!
10. Rockets on a Pink Sheep!
MUST I SAY MORE."
~AD helping Yossy to decide which D-3 to choose
"j00r cu570m 7i713 r0x0rz fr0m m4 s0x0rz t0 m4 b0x0rz!!!11!"
~Emmary's thoughts on my new custom title
"i dont think that one could sum up in 500 words wat this community has given them for 2 and a half years and will keep giving them as long as there are players to give it life."
~Willis's thoughts on my overly long college essay about D-M's
"This supports my theory that the RPG is indeed a living organism."
~Willis's comments on the strange and unexplained deletion of some Arena topics
Storyline quotes!! These are definitely my overall favorites. Those were some of my best times being an admin, when I was doing storyline and watching everyone else play along. We got some gems in the AIM chat rooms during storyline battles. And, of course, from the storyline posts themselves.
*Hadesmon blasts Diablo* "Any more takers?"
*diablo blasts hadesmon* "anymore beers?"
~Rancid/MWC4
"Well, D-3 holders, are you ready?"
"just a sec, im not in the right mind frame *goes off and gets drunk* All wright krriimsen ima wraady t' go!"
~Rancid/MWC4
"Okay, I see Tweedle-Dee, and I see Tweedle-Dumb...where's Tweedle-Dumbest?"
"-_-' I don't appreciate that comment..."
~Magical Bob/Rancid
"*waves his big pink thing in Fury's face* Common!!! You know you want to! (for all you perverts i was talking about my d-3!)" ~MWC4
"*holds up d-3, trying to undo whatever the terrible trio (isnt that from casper or sumthin?) is doing*"
"*CoughsFatsoStinkyStretchCoughs*"
~Willis/DrTomoe
"No... worse than all of them put together... MY DATE FROM LAST NITE!!"
~MWC4, upon seeing evill doctor summoned
"0m9 PWN3D!!!1" ~PhQ, to Fury
"*smiles grimly* Sorry, Enyo, but I've got an opening and I'm gonna take it. If it means sacrificing you, then, oh well. I'll miss you. I'm gonna take these tamers down, and considering your track record, you're better used as my shield than my teammate..." ~Fury
phqwerty: *juggles TL of 59282*
DigiLightstar: *steals PhQ's TL*
phqwerty: *uses DF card as voodoo doll and when DF is in pain, takes TL back*
~PhQ/Me
Valandil Calafal: i'm at a lost
Valandil Calafal: lose*
Valandil Calafal: loss*
~Kuru, having spelling issues
xTriggerHappy09x: I have a quote here
xTriggerHappy09x: "It's bad. It's damned bad."
xTriggerHappy09x: ~Abraham Lincoln
~THB's thoughts on the fight
Valandil Calafal: Someone tell me the attack plan
phqwerty: kill terrormon =P
Valandil Calafal: lol
phqwerty: </plan>
~Kuru/PhQ
phqwerty: TUO fleed XD
~PhQ, commenting on the unbalanced one's attacking the good guys and quickly running away
Valandil Calafal: PhQ status
phqwerty: page loaded
phqwerty: typing
Valandil Calafal: nikki status
SweetSalamon7: ready
FlynetteFoxie: I'm ready to go
DragonGlobie2003: What's going on?
~Confusion in the chat room XD
xTriggerHappy09x: together we stand, divided we fall
Valandil Calafal: thats the motto of the pawns in chess
SweetSalamon7: In the end, the pawns and the king go in the same box...
~Words of wisdom
phqwerty: *teleports in beer for party* O.o
~PhQ, upon defeating Rancid and Hadesmon
Valandil Calafal: ah well
Valandil Calafal: theres always the edit button
~More words of wisdom from Kuru
Valandil Calafal: PWNAGE
DragonGlobie2003: What's going on?
~Kuru's thoughts on our victory, and Globie still confused
Valandil Calafal: lets all say pwned
phqwerty: yesh
SweetSalamon7: phoned?
Valandil Calafal: PWNED!!!
phqwerty: PWNED!!!
SweetSalamon7: oh, oops
~Still haven't quite figured out what that means
"The one thing I've always talked about here is to just remember... Remember your past, remember the people who have helped you. Remember who you are, and we can beat this! " ~Me to Paladin, my Imperialdramon and companion throughout my 2+ years on D-M's
"YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED! YOU TRIED TO BREAK A BOND. A BOND THAT ALL TAMERS SHARE WITH THEIR DIGIMON! NOW ATTACK! ATTACK LIKE HELL!" ~THB to Kataki, summing up so well a lesson that we learned tonight
"um, help me!! (jumps on david and tries to dodge callo's attacks) PMS PMS PMS!!" ~Kuru, after Kataki took control of his Magnadramon Callo and forced her to attack him
Witch4DS: *salutes Kuru*
Witch4DS: *knocks self out*
Witch4DS: I actually did that in basic
Witch4DS: I knocked myself out in formation salute
~AD, reminiscing about her army days
DigiLightstar: -_-' The things I do for you guys...
DigiLightstar: I'm getting yelled at from all sides for being on to do this storyline...
Valandil Calafal: yell back
~Wisdom from Kuru
FlareTheInferno: *hides in fridge*
~A wise plan of action
ChaoSViRuS04: what's the plab?
ChaoSViRuS04: *plan
FlareTheInferno: we need a plab
FlareTheInferno: lol
BaTTouSai8728: yes
BaTTouSai8728: a serious plab
FlareTheInferno: I'm a good plabber
BaTTouSai8728: lol
FlareTheInferno: I can plab like you've never seen before
xTriggerHappy09x: I'm ok with plabs
BaTTouSai8728: yea you go and do that flare...
FlareTheInferno: *makes a plab*
~All that, from one typo...
DigiLightstar: why do you guys invite me to these?
DigiLightstar: I'm the bad guy, remember?
Valandil Calafal: and a good one
~D-M's logic
BaTTouSai8728: what if the doctor is amongst us at this VERY MOMENT
BaTTouSai8728: then what...
Valandil Calafal: (looks at DF)
xTriggerHappy09x: *also looks at DF*
Valandil Calafal: (Tackles DF and starts tickling her)
BaTTouSai8728: *looks at DF because everyone else is*
FlareTheInferno: *prods DF*
phqwerty: *Takes DF card and voodoo needles*
~Maybe I shouldn't have told them...
Valandil Calafal: i'm god modding!
Valandil Calafal: [nothing new here]
~Too true
ChaoSViRuS04: [This message has been deleted by a GameFaqs Moderator]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by a DM RPG Redux Moderator]
Valandil Calafal: [this message was left blank to begin with]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by a DM RPG Redux Moderator (By me, that is)]
TeenTai88: [Why the hell was this baleeted]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by a DM RPG Redux Moderator again (By me, that is)]
BaTTouSai8728: [PhQ was deleted by me]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by ME]
phqwerty: [This message was deleted by the request of original poster]
Valandil Calafal: [this message was left blank because it contains lamamity]
phqwerty: [This message got BALEETED because it was too damn funny]
~I don't even know what to write for this one
Witch4DS: YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST
Witch4DS: once I figure out how to remove names
~Kinda makes the threat a little less threatening, doesn't it?
Witch4DS: Willis your dead from the neck down
~Umm... o_O
Ahh, AOL Instant Messenger. Where would we be without it? As many uses as it serves, I have found it an excellent provider of amusing quotes from otherwise "intelegent" people. (^_^' Sorry, Kuru, had to do it just one more time. Hope you don't mind.)
malevolent fork: I RULE THE CLUB
malevolent fork: MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA IT'S MINE
DigiLightstar: you may rule the club in name, but you know i'm the one who keeps it all together
DigiLightstar: :-D
malevolent fork: true.
DigiLightstar: after all, who made the cool website??
malevolent fork: god that's such a typical evil villain thing
malevolent fork: sure, i may rule
malevolent fork: but gee someone else keeps it together
malevolent fork: like a minion or something
DigiLightstar: yep you're my minion
malevolent fork: uh.
malevolent fork: gee.
malevolent fork: i don't think so.
malevolent fork: i'm the lunatic, you're the sane one
malevolent fork: therefore
DigiLightstar: yep
malevolent fork: i'm the crazy evil lord
malevolent fork: and you're MY minion
DigiLightstar: in full agreement here
DigiLightstar: ok then
malevolent fork: good.
DigiLightstar: i'm the trusty sidekick
malevolent fork: minion.
DigiLightstar: sidekick... -_-
malevolent fork: okay the lunatic is about to throw a tantrum if you don't let her think she's right
malevolent fork: let's try this again,
malevolent fork: minion.
DigiLightstar: lunatic
malevolent fork: good!
malevolent fork: lmao
DigiLightstar: "Valandil Calafal: maybe it'll explain some of your intelegents"
DigiLightstar: you do know how to spell "intelligence," right?
Valandil Calafal: nope
~More spelling issues from Kuru
(Anonymous): I gotta question, seeing how your the person who does story line, can I come along? I posted in the first page and then got booted, but now, it's on it's 7 page *really quick btw, they love your story line* and it looks a little late.
DigiLightstar: ^_^ actually, I believe Adam's doing it this time, but that's fine
(Anonymous): oh thank you! And BTW, tell Adam an annoymous presons said she like his story line...I have too much pride to complement him ^_^;
DigiLightstar: ^_^
Valandil Calafal: =[
Valandil Calafal: =p*
Valandil Calafal: lol
~...
Witch4DS: cause 4 is a good numver
Witch4DS: munber
Witch4DS: number
Witch4DS: o_O Stupid M and N
~I think Kuru's spelling issues are catching
Witch4DS: I think that Blurty is wrong, or something.... It says its sunday
Witch4DS: OMG we time traveled
DigiLightstar: I changed the date on my entry
Witch4DS: Oh..... that makes sense
Witch4DS: *kicks a rock* I wanted to time travel
{That's why I stopped backdating my old entries...}
Witch4DS: so
Witch4DS: you need quotes
Witch4DS: you get quotes
Valandil Calafal: she got quotes
Witch4DS: Who has quotes
~Got quotes?
Valandil Calafal: jo hpko
Valandil Calafal: hi goji*
Gojirazard: O_O'
Valandil Calafal: talk about typos
~I'm still laughing about that one
{Yep, still laughing...}
Witch4DS: you owe me a new brain
DigiLightstar: o_O
Witch4DS: *points to your level 9*
DigiLightstar: ^_^
Witch4DS: Brain Broke
~AD's thoughts on my Level 9 boss strategy
DigiLightstar: my parents are out of town
malevolent fork: LUCKY
malevolent fork: PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE
malevolent fork: i'll be over in ten
DigiLightstar: and my grandma is taking care of us
malevolent fork: ........oh.
~Rebels
Valandil Calafal: la la la la la, dum dee dii doo dee (clicks buster)
~Kuru
Witch4DS: I"M NOT A MUFFIN........ But I want to be tho......
~AIM randomnivity
DigiLightstar: *watches for blurty quotes*
FlynetteFoxie: Blurty Quotes
FlynetteFoxie: There goes one now, DF
DigiLightstar: -_-
~ -_-
Witch4DS: Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
Witch4DS: Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Witch4DS: Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
Witch4DS: When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
Valandil Calafal: i did that once
Witch4DS: Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Valandil Calafal: did that
Witch4DS: When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down narrow aisles.
Valandil Calafal: did that
Witch4DS: Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Valandil Calafal: i tried to eat one once
~ o_O
Witch4DS: Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
Witch4DS: "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
Witch4DS: Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
Witch4DS: What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
Witch4DS: This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Witch4DS: What do you mean "You want a divorce!"
Witch4DS: The foot bone's connected to the, leg bone...
Witch4DS: That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Witch4DS: Oh, look everyone. It's lunch time.
Witch4DS: Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise.
Witch4DS: Could you stop that thing from beating, it's throwing my concentration off.
~ ^_^
Witch4DS: The following are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
Witch4DS: My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.today. Please execute him.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I hadher shot.
Witch4DS: Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
Witch4DS: John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out ofhis face.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the sh*ts.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Witch4DS: Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Witch4DS: Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Witch4DS: Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
Witch4DS: Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Witch4DS: My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Witch4DS: I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear
Witch4DS: Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
~ XD
DigiLightstar: back
*later*
Valandil Calafal: welcome back
Valandil Calafal: i typed it but forgot to hit enter o.0
DigiLightstar: ^_^'
DigiLightstar: 98% warning?
Kaado Tatsujin: IT WENT DOWN! ^_^
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~If I say anything, Kuru will kill me... *lmao*
{Where would my Blurty be without typos?}
DigiLightstar: *chat + yaoi fanart = o_O*
Kuru Seed: lol
DigiLightstar: ^_^'
Kuru Seed: DF is gettin horny
DigiLightstar: ^_^"
Kuru Seed: yup
~...
TheAD 104: DF has a problem
TheAD 104: She's addicted to Yaoi Art
TheAD 104: *adds to NewsLetter "The Squeaky Clean Admin, Ain't so Clean"*
~o_O'
DigiLightstar: see ya tomorrow
malevolent fork: you mean monday
DigiLightstar: whatever
malevolent fork: haha
DigiLightstar: -_-
malevolent fork: :-P
malevolent fork: HEY
malevolent fork: I WAS THE SMART ONE FOR A SECOND
DigiLightstar: lol, enjoy it while it lasts
~^_^
And a section in tribute to those little pearls of wisdom that find ways to turn up in our lives:
"I need just one more move,
One final chance to prove
I can win this game."
~"One Card Short," Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Mosnters
"A perfect world will come to be
When everybody here can see
That a perfect world begins and ends with us!"
~"Perfect World," The Emperor's New Groove Soundtrack
DigiLightstar: -_- I don't know what to do...
DigiLightstar: I'm so confused
Fredmerkle: :: nod :: That's the tough part about being an admin, I guess...
Fredmerkle: Sometimes you get stuck with some pretty miserable decisions to make
"There's nothing you should do here that can't be done in the light." ~Police Quest wisdom
"Let me be the one you call
If you jump, I'll be where you fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend your broken heart
If you need to crash, then crash and burn
You're not alone..."
~Savage Garden, Crash and Burn
"May the good Lord be with you
Down every road you roam
And may sunshine and happiness
surround you when you're far from home
And may you grow to be proud
Dignified and true
And do unto others
As you'd have done to you
Be courageous and be brave
And in my heart you'll always stay
Forever Young"
~Forever Young
"Perfect love casts out fear. When Jesus brings His perfect love into our hearts, it drives out unkindness and selfishness, and it can also drive out fear. You see, if you really believe that He loves us perfectly, there is nothing left to be afraid of. If He loves us perfectly, He will never let anything really harm us." ~Grandmother, Treasures of the Snow
"Perfect love - it means love that goes on doing until there isn't anything more to be done, and that goes on suffering till it can't suffer anymore. That's why, when Jesus hung on the cross, He said, 'It is finished.' There wasn't any sin left that couldn't be forgiven, not one sinner who couldn't be saved, because He had died. He had loved perfectly." ~Old man, Treasures of the Snow
"Just like the patterns in the big sky
We'll be together 'til the end this time
Don't know the answer or the reason why
We'll stick together 'til the day we die
If I had to do this all a second time
I won't complain or make a fuss
Who would the angels send
But that unlikely blend
Of those funny friends? That's us..."
~Me and my D-M's friends; Sting, My Funny Friend and Me
"I do not believe Genesis Chapts. 1-3 to be fiction but fact. I am open to various interpretations of the creation event....whether one believes in 6 literal creation days or 6 periods of creation time does not really concern me. What I hold important is that God created us, not we ourselves and most certainly not by random chance events.
"I believe music should glorify God, serve as a resource for enjoyment, a place to have your spirit touched, lifted, and re-energized... Music usually reflects the times in which it was written. Today's music is no exception. Unfortunately, the narcissism, irresponsibility, and anger (rage) of our society is reflected in some of today's music. Personally, I find no enjoyment from works that are thus conceived."
~A few selections from Mr. Peppercorn's website (I fully agree with all stated above)
"Science may someday discover what faith has always known."
~Unknown
"You don't just throw a whole life away just cause it's banged up a little."
~Tom Smith, Seabiscuit
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."
~Message on a church sign
"A woman is often measured by the things she cannot control. She is measured by the way her body curves or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight or round. She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all the outside things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside. And so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can control, by who she is and who she is trying to become. Because as every woman knows, measurements are only statistics. And statistics lie."
~A quote in my religion book
"I've figured out that fun things start to happen when we get together.
I've just realized that someday, we'll look back on these memories."
~Maeda Ai, "Friend (Itsu Mademo Wasurenai)"
"There ain't no way
I'm letting you go now
There ain't no way
And there ain't no how
'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always
We will be together all of our days..."
~For a friend... ("Forever and for Always," Shania Twain)
Well, that's it. Hope you enjoyed. ^_^
~DigiFaith
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