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Saturday, April 3rd, 2004
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11:59a - not another shatterday
Well well well, today I have to do chores. No surprise. Allie and Erica have a soccer game. GOOD LUCK LOVES! Maybe I can do something with them when they are done.
I had an interesting breakfast. My brother made pork roll and I made the scrambled eggs. It’s funny how when you do it doesn’t taste the same as when someone else does it.
It might be another one of those crappy Saturdays but at least no plans were made so they can be messed up. I’m sure I can find something to do here. Hmm magazines, books, music, computer, TV, running. Sure I have a fun-filled day.
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1:35p - another one
I found this in an old entry but i obviously changed it:
Name: Taylor
Age: 13
Where are you from: that town with the name of Marlton
Favourite type of clothing: undergarments and hoodies
Favourite type of clothing on the opposite sex: nothing no clothing ;)
Favourite brand name: nein
Where do you normally shop: I don’t like to shop
Favourite film: Thirteen, Amadeus, Hellboy, Moulan Rouge, Half Baked, Rat Race +more
Last film you saw at the theater: Hellboy
Last film you saw at home: Ratrace
Favourite type of music: rock
Favourite band: 311, Brandnew, Rufio, TSL, yellowcard, Blink182, Green Day, No Doubt, Midtown,
Favourite singer: I don’t like solo singers
One song that is too embarrassing to tell anyone that you like it: how would I know if it’s embarrassing
Grossest thing you have eaten: don’t know
Favourite food: Mexican food, Chinese food, and Italian food, fruit
Favourite place to eat at: Bertuccis
Best meal you have eaten: something from p.f changs or bertuccis
What is the point of having diet caffeine free coke: you can enjoy the classic taste of coke without a worry in the world about gaining weight
Do you remember when there was clear coke: was there ever?
Favourite drink: smoothies
Best drink you have made doesn't have to be alcoholic: a smoothie
What makes you special: you tell me
What is aesthetically pleasing to you: penises
Favourite type of smell: fresh laundry
Do you have any special handshake: no they don’t last more then 5 minutes
How do you shake someone’s hand: the only way anybody shakes anybody's hand
If I gave you $20 what would you do with it: take it
What should I do today: have sex
Why won't they put Dawson’s Creek back on: it’s for pussies
Funniest thing that someone has said: oh there are lots
Funniest thing you have done: you should know
If you got your mouth stuck in a tomato sauce bottle what would you do: I wouldn’t stick one in my mouth in the first place
Have you ever laughed at someone falling over and if so was it your friend or a stranger: both and yes I have
What do you think lemonade and milk taste like: rotten
What are you thinking about: why do you care
If you got handcuffed to a total stranger what would you do: um try to break away
What would you do if you saw a monkey in your backyard: annoy it
If you had to hit someone and only could choose from one of these weapons which weapon would you choose and why - shopping trolley, tree branch or a banking tray: tree branch, they could suffer more
What do you want to buy me: nothing
If you could have any job you wanted what would it be: something that makes money
If someone offered you a job cleaning some toilets and you got $1000 per toilet would you take the offer: (says in sarcastic voice) no I wouldn’t.... yeah of course I would clean toilets its fun
Next year what do you want to achieve: getting straight A’s
Are you looking forward to next year and why so: a little
What is three things you want to do before this year is over: grades, “him”, and um don’t know
If I gave you a camera with 24roll of film what would you take photos of: lots of things ;)
What was the last photo you took: umm I took a butt load at Diana’s party
Best photo you have seen: hmm...
Have you ever ripped up a photo and what as it a picture of: No, I never have.
What makes you a bit weirded out: pubic hair
What are you scared of: those “gangster” kids, snakes, being in the dark alone, dieing
What makes you shiver: one word: bush
Do you prefer hot/cold weather: either I don’t know
Are you an indoor or outdoor person: either depends on the day and where I am
Favourite sport: soccer
If you saw someone famous but you were wearing crappy clothes would you still go up to them and say hi: yeah why the hell would I care if they were wearing crappy clothes?
Do you think you could ever star in a film: eh maybe
What type of character would you be: the funny person trying to make the tragic times good
If you could be someone else for a day who would it be: I don’t want to be anyone else
How do you make your coffee: I don’t really drink coffee... does tea or cappuccino count?
If you were going to make me something what would it be: a pretty lil bow
Favourite sweet: tiramisu
Last thing you made: eggs
what's in the box: a turd
What would you put in the box: my crap
Have you ever touched a crab: I think so
Best prank you had done: I’m not giving you any ideas
One thing that fly’s: pigeon
Favourite smell: jizz
Best present you have received: jizz
Best thing you have bought: jizz
Favourite thing in your bedroom: bottle of jizz
If you could learn something what would you learn: to complete a cartwheel and do all that gymnast stuff
How many questions do you think this survey is: 0
How many chairs can you see: 999,999,999,999,999,999x’s itself
Why do computers suck sometimes: two word oxymoron : Microsoft works
If you could see out of someone’s eyes for a day who’s eyes would it be and why: a guy’s staring off into space in the middle of class.. c'mon 1.) a guy an 2.) what the fuck are they thinking about
What do you think people are really thinking about: my pleasure pillows ;)
Best thing that happened this year: plenty
What do you want help with: stuff
What do you need help with: pooping
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2:20p - "Gimme you hot white cum"
Check the subject. Yes that's from Liz Phair the "why can't i breath whenever i think about you" girl check out these quotes:
"Your hair's too long and in your eyes
your lips are perfect suck me size
Everything you say is obnoxious and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen."
"Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night"
"Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by I heave a sigh of pain
Every time I see your face I think of things not pure and chaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect "suck me" size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, rude and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh, young jimmy
Jamming, slamming, ramming in me
Everytime I see you face I think of things not pure and chaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of
Is everything I'll do to you
I'll fuck you till your dick is blue
Everytime"
hehehe. Well then that's all for today's emotion's. I'll write back later.
Never knew Liz Phair was so naughty.
current mood:  high
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9:34p - another fun day
Ok so finally my day turned out pretty well. I took a shower and yeah then Allie came over and we decided to hang with Dan and Dan’s friend Jon. We walk down to Dan’s house and encounter them playing basketball. We sit and watch then they sit down and we show our sucky skills. Then they play again and Dan starts improvising. We get the idea to get Kevin. Allie and I are the ones to get him while Dan and Jon play basketball.
We find out Kevin is not home actually no one is home, so Allie and I walk back to Dan’s. Dan and Jon have gone inside but left the garage open. Allie and I go in the garage and then we go out front and make little movements or whatever. We go into the garage shut it and hide in it. They find out its us and we go to my house.
Now at my house we jump on the trampoline, and we hit the turtle. My old sandbox the turtle. After that we head out front to play some basketball here I’m not too bad. Basketball gets boring so we kind of just sit there. Dan and Jon search my garage revealing the chalk so they bring it out and draw penises. We go back in the garage to find more stupid shit. I find the farting goop. Heh cool stuff. Allie and I play with some Frisbee thing and yeah were hanging in the garage. Allie has to leave. :(. So I hang with Dan and Jon in my garage. Dan asks to look at my Angus Thongs book. Hmm. Then we kick the soccer ball back and forth across the street. Then they had to leave. :(. Now I’m here and I just ate a hotdog and some of that good crystal light stuff.
Fun day :)
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