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Saturday, March 27th, 2004
10:34a - sexual objects
I’m very bored and I’m making Eggo Waffle’s. It’s weird how can you despise some kind of food and then just like them one day, maybe it’s because you took a break from eating it. All I know it that I used to hate Eggo Waffles because they didn’t seem like real homemade waffles now I love them.

Today I’m suppose to do chores and take a shower, which I am going to do, but I’m hoping I get to go out. I am in no mood at all to stay home and do nothing all afternoon on a Saturday.

Man waffles really fill you up.

Ah yes I should inform you about my interesting Wednesday night at CCD. It all begins where I go and there’s a service for a former student there (I think?) who well died (suicide :o) his name is Kit Conti, and I’m not putting any RIP because I never knew the kid so it’s kind of what’s that called ah yes disrespectful to say sorry to something/someone you never knew. The priest came a talked to us. He talked slow and started to procrastinate at the part where we are supposed to have a “moment of silence”, he started to ramble about why the “moment of silence” is important. After that was over with he started lecturing us about hope, which I’d have to say is very true about how we should have hope. Some kid farted in the back, very loud too. I wanted to laugh because it was a funny fart and everyone in the back was laughing but I had to restrain laughing because my teacher was in front of me crying and the priest was looking in my direction and the principal/CCD director was also in the row in front of me. After the service the 8th grade went over to the church to watch a play about and called, Passion, presented by the Franscian(sp?) players, which are a group of people who travel presenting plays about historical biblical stories. The kids next to me were at the most extreme of annoyance. They kept laughing at the people in the play except at one part I’d have to join the laughing even though I didn’t because that’s just disrespectful but any who, to talk about the funny part, they were portraying a time in the bible when Jesus helped a woman with lepers, she was on her knee’s begging for forgiveness and to take away the lepers and her face was by Jesus’ crotch area and she was bobbing back and forth and he had his hands over her head, so in the BIG shadow in the BIG wall behind them it looked like she was giving him head. I know it’s rude thing to think of Jesus but it just looked like it.

Ever realized everything in this world today is revolved around sex, or sexual related things. E.g: “Whoa look at the big bush”
“Let me grab my balls and let’s go bowling”
“That’s one big sausage, hotdog, banana”
Really, look have we had turned into, sex objects. Imagine what it’s going to be like 5 years from now.


Enough with writing.

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12:50p - SHHHAAOOTTAYYY
I assume all of you will be curious of the subject and it is one of the reasons I’m writing. Well let’s go on with the story….

At Scooter’s the play (what I think is a) a pathetic game called the dice game where (and you can only be) the people with skates pick a corner/number and the huge colorful dice is rolled and if it’s the number of your corner you’re out scott. Well the DJ played the black guy thing SHHHHHAOOOTTAYYY so after she played it when it was quite quiet I scream SHHHAAOOOTTAYYY and it seemed as if everybody looked at me, and DJ replies to my shout with a “Well she seems to like it!” and she does it again and I do it again.

It sounds like a story but I found it funny so did Sarah, Erica, and Dan.

I’m making Stauffers(sp?) Three Cheese Manicotti’s, it’s my favorite frozen food. I don’t know why on those survey’s they don’t have the question, what is your favorite food? They ask every other question especially the one, what was the last food you ate? Why in the world does that matter?

My old soccer team is playing Cherry Hill. GO SPIRIT! Spirit was my old team until I decided education is way cooler and my soccer career is over with. Yep that’s right I’m not doing soccer in high school. Yeah I will still play soccer with friends. I’m glad I learned skills but I just don’t want to play on a team.

I still have to take a shower & right now I’m making myself a peach and strawberry smoothie hoping it turns out ok and it’s a keeper. Peach ice cream (Breyer’s), Strawberries and milk taste very good together. I have to clean the dishes in the sink. There’s a lot.

Ok, more than likely more later.


current mood: hopeful
current music: 311

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1:37p - and they just keep coming in
andy is...:HOT!
you're...:ugly
i like monkies:i don't
band is...:sweet
can sex wait:no
most horrible word...:love
'love' is used too often:yeah
speaking in rhyme is...:silly
woohu is...:asian?
football is...:gay
is cheerleading a sport?:no
blondes are...:dumb
midgets are...:i'm short
you hate...:people
bananas are...:tasty
sunsets are...:pretty?
tattoos...:eh
school is...:cool
my favorite thing is...:pants
music...:my anti-drug
favorite feature in the opposite sex is...:eyes
instant messaging is...:what i do
favorite flower is...:nein
pictures are...:perfect
milk is...:white
this survey...:stupid
shoes...:journey's
favorite season is...:spring
re-makes of old movies are...:cool

random randomocity of life brought to you by BZOINK!


You're wearing:dms flannel pants, cami
You can see:computer
You can hear:rufio
Favorite colors:black,orange,red
Favorite songs:uncalm,one slowdance, i told my self,seventy times 7, the no-seatbelt song
Favorite movies:Amadeus, Thirteen, Secret Window, more
Favorite stores:journey's, hot topic, pacsun, cd stores, book stores
Favorite people:my friends, and andy
People you love:my friends
People you hate:if i say that i'll start papprazzi coming at me
That get on your nerves:loud breathing
That you did today:clean go online
That you'll do tomorrow:church
People you miss/haven't seen in 6+ months:don't know
People you have dated/"gone out" with:umm

5 Things brought to you by BZOINK!

Giraffes or Zebras?:giraffes have the necks the zebras have the colors, a giraffe and zebra mixed
Do you like DDR? (Dance Dance Revolution):don't recall playing it
you better
Have you ever gotten kicked out of the movies?:no
If so, why? If not, why not?:because i don't waste my money
What kinds of music do you listen to? (Name some bands/artists):uh 311, brandnew,blink182,no doubt, rufio, greend day, yellowcard
Have you ever went up to a random person and done something stupid?:yes
What's the name of your crush/boyfriend/girlfriend??:enough people know
Do you think labels are stupid?:YEs
I do
What's your favorite fast food place?:taco bell
What's your favorite store to get clothes at?:don't have one
Have you ever had braces?:i have them
What's one thing you've done that you regret doing:said certain things that bothered people

randomosity of all randomosity of the irresistablement. brought to you by BZOINK!

Free movies for a year or free CDS for your life?:cds
School or work?:schol
Christmas or birthday?:birthday
Peanut Butter M&MS,Regular M&Ms, or Peanut M&MS?:regular
Dozen Roses or 3 boxes of chochlate?:chocolate
Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts?:neither
Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?:um, i liked brad pitt but i don't know
Vanilla Pepsi or Vanilla coke?:there's a difference
American Eagle or Abercromie and Fitch?:ae has cool underwear
Driving or flying?:driving
Roller skating or ice skating?:ice
Apples or oranges?:oh don't do this to me
Paris, France or Florence, Italy?:depending on who i'm with
Punk'D or The Newlyweds?:don't watch either
Jay Leno or David Letterman?:david
New York or LA?:new york
AOL messenger or MSN messenger?:aol
Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt or J.LO/Ben Affleck?:jen and brad
Ralph Lauren or Tommy Hilfiger?:neither
leaf raking or snow shoveling?:snow
black pen or blue pen?:black
WalMart or Target?:target
picnic under the stars or horse carriage in the park?:picnic i guess
chochlate chip cookies or peanut butter cookies?:chocolate chip
Kobe Bryant or Shaq?:neither
basketball, baseball, or football?:baseball
Hiliary Duff (Lizzie Mcguire) Or Lindsey Logan(Freaky Friday)?:freaky friday
French fries,curly fries, or tator tots?:defiantly tator tots
Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?:hate them both
Phoebe, Monica, or Rachel(off of FRIENDS)?:phoebe

Chose between... brought to you by BZOINK!

ABOUT YOU
Your full name::taylor ann elizabeth devereaux* ( i don't like the gilbert one day i'll get it changed)
Age::13
Height::4'10ish
Natural hair colour::brown
Eye colour::brown
Number of siblings::1
Glasses/contacts?::glasses
Piercings::5
Tattoos::no
Braces?::yes
FAVOURITE
Colour::black red orange
Band::311
Song::one slowdance-rufio
Stuffed animal::my tom kitten
Video game::tony hawk
TV show::seinfeld
Movie::thirteen
Book::don't know
Food::i don't know
Game on a cell phone::what? my cell phone
CD cover::i don't care about the covers wtf?
Flower::nein
Scent::laundry
Animal::penguin
Comic book::don't have one
Cereal::alphabets even though i haven't had them in years
Website::i don't know
Cartoon::nein!
DO YOU
Play an instrument?::yes
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?::no
Like to sing?::sometimes
Have a job?::no
Have a cell phone?::yes
Like to play sports?::depnds on the sport and who i'm with
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?::no
Have a crush on someone?::yes
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?::no
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?::there's 4
Have any special talents/skills?::i don't think so
Excercise daily?::not as much as i should
Like school?::yes
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?::no
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?::a little
Speak any other languages?::spanish count?
Go a day without food?::maybe
Stay up for more than 24 hours?::haven't tried
Read music, not just tabs?::yes i can read music i pay music dumbass
Roll your tongue?::yeah?
Eat a whole pizza?::no
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?::not really
Cried to get out of trouble?::yeah
Gotten lost in your city?::no
Seen a shooting star?::no
Been to any other countries besides the united states?::no
Had a serious surgery?::no
Stolen something important to someone else?::no
Solved a rubiks cube?::no
Gone out in public in your pajamas?::yes
Cried over a girl?::hell no
Cried over a boy?::no
Kissed a random stranger?::no
Hugged a random stranger?::no
Been in a fist fight?::no
Been arrested?::no
Done drugs?::no
Had alcohol?::yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?::no
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?::yes
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?::no
Swore at your parents?::no
Been to warped tour?::yes!
Kicked a guy where it hurts?::i think so
Been in love?::don't know
Been close to love?::^^
Been to a casino?::no
Ran over an animal and killed it?::no
Broken a bone?::yes
Gotten stitches?::no
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?::no
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?::no
Made homemade muffins?::yes
Bitten someone?::think so
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?::no
More than 5 times?::^
Been to niagra falls?::no
Burped in someones face?::no
Gotten the chicken pox?::no
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth::last night
Went to the bathroom::forget
Saw a movie in theaters::2 weeks ago
Read a book::last night
Had a snow day::i didn't pay attention
Had a party::i don't think i have thrown a party in my life
Had a slumber party::um last week at allies
Made fun of someone::i don't know i don't care about what time it was
Tripped in front of someone::i don't knnow, who keeps track of this shit?
Went to the grocery store::^^^
Got sick::^^
Cursed::^
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables::fruit
Black/white::black
Lights on/lights off::off
TV/movie::movie
Car/truck::car
Body spray/lotion::spray
Cash/check::cash
Pillows/blankets::that's a toughy
Headache/stomach ache::why would i want either of them?
Paint/charcoal::paint
Chinese food/mexican food::stop it! both!
Summer/winter::summer
Snow/rain::rain
Fog/misty::misty
Rock/rap::rock
Meat/vegetarian::don't know
Boy/girl::boy?
Chocolate/vanilla::both
Sprinkles/icing::icing w/ sprinkles
Cake/pie::cake
French toast/french fries::toast
Strawberries/blueberries::both you butthole
Ocean/swimming pool::^
Hugs/kisses::hug that contains kissing
Cookies/muffins::muffins
p33n/bewbz::wtf?
Wallet/pocket::pocket
Window/door::window?
Emo/goth::emo i guess
Pink/purple::purple
Cat/dog::cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve::short
Pants/shorts::pants
Winter break/spring break::spring
Spring/autumn::spring
Clouds/clear sky::clear
Moon/mars::moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?::10-15 i don't know it depends
What are their names?::they would know
Do you have a best friend?::i have best friends*
Have you ever liked one of your friends?::i guess so
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?::yeah i think so
Have you ever lost a friend?::don't know
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?::yes
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?::i don't know
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?::yes
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?::made cards
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?::give me props!
Do you miss any of your old friends?::no?
What friend have you known the longest?::don't know
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?::no
If so, what is it?::^
How often do you spend time with your friends?::almost everyday
Do any of your friends drive?::i wish
Has a friend of yours ever died?::no
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?::a lot of things
What do you think your friends think of you?::they like me?
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?::don't think so
If you have, with who?::^
Are you single?::yes
Are you in a relationship?::^
If so, for how long?::^^
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?::no
What is your idea of the best date?::being with the person i don't think it matters
What was your first kiss like?::______
How old were you when you got your first kiss?::^
Do you think love is a load of shit?::yes
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?::lots
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?::yes
Have you ever been dumped?::no
Have you ever dumped someone?::yes
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?::wear there pants?
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers::fuzzy
Hat::hair
Hard::rock
Free::money
Space::saturn
Taste::cream
Good charlotte::no
Red::lust
Deep::blue
Heart::red
Cord::blender
Cheese::mouse
Rain::gray
Work::hard
Pedal::bike
Head::me
Bed::blue
Fluff::cotton
Hardcore::metal
Race::sneakers
Knife::cut
Jump::sky
I....
am::not pretty
want::to be doing something
need::a shower
crave::chocolate
love::"him"
hate::you
did::nothing
feel::alone
miss::"him"
am annoyed by::people
would rather::be with somebody
am tired of::people lot of people
will always::do nothing
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?::rock
What time is it now?::why does it matter?
What day is it?::saturday
Whens the last time you called someone?::forget
How much money do you have right now?::$5 in bills a lot of change
Are you hungry?::no
Whatcha doin?::nothing absolutly nothing
Do you like parades?::yes
Do you like the moon?::yes
What are you going to do when youre done with this?::nothing, maybe run or take a shower
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?::::repeats cup::
If you could have any magical power what would it be?::be invisible
Have you ever had a picnic?::not really
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?::no
What about sock em boppers?::no
Are you wearing any socks right now?::yess
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?::people say i am
pretty?::no
sarcastic?::yes
lazy?::not all the time
hyper?::yes
friendly?::yes
evil?::yes
smart?::yes
strong?::no
talented?::no
dorky?::yes
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high::allie
skip::erica
dance::me
lonely::
pen::
flower::alyssa
window::
psycho::ashley
brain freeze::ashley
orange::
sassy::
jelly::sarah
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide::against
love::against
drunk drivers::against
airplanes::for
war::against
canada::don't know
united states::against
rock music::for
gay marriage::towards the against side
school::for
surveys::for
parents::sometimes against
cars::for
killing::depends on who
britney spears::against
coffee::for
pants::for
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?::yes
Play strip poker?::yes
Run away?::yes
Curse at a teacher?::no
Not take a shower for a week?::yes
Ask someone out?::yes
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?::no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?::yes
Go scuba diving?::yes
Write a book?::no
Become a rockstar?::no i don't like being on stage
Have casual sex?::yes
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?::herbal essences
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?::haven't really done anything sexual yet
What kind of computer do you have?::gatewat
What grade are you in?::8th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?::yes
Or just make out?::haven't yet
How many posters do you have in your room?::never counted
How many cds do you have?::never counted
What time is it now?::don't care

extremely long survey brought to you by BZOINK!

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2:58p - i hate you
Once again my weekend is fucked. Thanks. Er, Sarah, Allie (?) and I were supposed to hang out. Guess it just can't happen. So at 4ish I’m going to the mall with my mom because my brother is going to vans and I’ll just be in a social distortion. I took my shower look still doing nothing. My weekend sucked really sucked. I’ll see how good I can do at the mall. People a certain few really really really piss me off and I’d be more then happy to see them swept off the face of this earth.
Thank you for listening to my anger.
Have a nice day :) because I won’t.


current mood: pissed off
current music: brandnew

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3:03p - pointless
Now that I think about it, after reading those questions on the survey’s about how many CD’s I have and sock’s I have I might go upstairs and just count, maybe not put it in here but I will count since I have nothing better to do! :O!

Maybe even count how many entries and survey's i did on this boring pointless Saturday

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8:30p - mall
I just came back from one of the worst experiences at the mall and I bet your going to be interested to find out.

After counting my CD’s and sock’s I found out I have about 25 pairs of socks and 48 CD’s. Allie called but she was too late I couldn’t hang with her so I took my shower. Actually I lied I took my shower before CD’s and sock’s but anyways; I dried my hair and decided to straighten it. I ended up burning my faces well near my jaw. Yep now I have a scar/burn mark, it’s pretty attractive . . . not. Then my mom comes home and she takes my brother and his friend, Lucas, to the mall for Vans and I go because since I had SUCH A BAD AND BORING DAY!!! (Thanks props go to you fuckers) I ended up at the mall in a very very bad mood. I needed clothes. I don’t have any favorite store. The skirt at Pac sun I wanted because it had these stupid little short attachments underneath so we ended up in AE because that’s the last resort with pants that would fit. Me being in a bad mood it was hard to find things and when we were ringing up my moms like are sure you want these things and I’m like uh I don’t know then I’m say no wait yeah both ok whatever and walk out. Ends up the lady made a face and that made my mom angry at me so we go to Van’s and since she’s just being a bitch I just say I’m going to FYE and around she says fine whatever. So I leave and head off to FYE dragging the ugly American Eagle bag too FYE where some girl asked me if I was Brittany or knew any Brittany I just said no then she asked if I know who a girl was in some Cookie Monster sweatshirt I said no again. It ended up the boy with the girl that asked me if I was a Brittany’s friend with the cookie monster people or something like that. Then I walk down towards the Strawbridge’s; I wasn’t heading towards any particular place I was just walking to get my mind of my horrible day. Some kid with a popgun thing shot me, obviously I’m not dead it was fake. Then I think ok let me go to the bookstore I love the bookstore. I noticed another issue of playgirl and playboy. The playgirl was wrapped up and on top I couldn’t do anything about it. So I just go back and some retarded looking older woman is looking at Nancy Drew books while I drop the ugly bag and look pretended to look interested. Then I left and I’m glad throw up has a nasty odor because there was a pile of almond chunked vomit in the middle of the mall and if it wasn’t for the stench I would have stepped in it and have an even worse night. It was already bad enough I saw almond chunked puke. So I go back to hell in Vans. Hell because my mom is there and she says you hungry lets get something to eat. I really had no choice because I was a tid bit hungry so we go to Master Wok’s (says in Asian voice). The lady that works there serves the whole serving thing of food on people’s plates so obviously the classic favorite fried rice is gone so my mom and I wait for the rice to come back and we have some fried rice and General Chow’s chicken. Mmm-Asian food J. After eating and watching my brother and Luke for a few minutes their session is over and we go to Pac sun because my brother is desperate for a hat and some shirt. I got a pair of sunglasses. Then we leave. No more throw up J. We go in the car and my brother realizes he’s been a dumbass and lost his wallet so now we have to drive back to the mall and look for it where we can’t find it. My mom said “MIKE YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF” in front of Lucas who’s like Adam a kid with a Jesus fish on his car and pretty religious and goody boy so now my mom thinks he’s going to tell his mom. I come home and try on my stuff and came to the conclusion I must return one of my Capri’s which leaves me with a pair of Capri’s and a skirt. I’m not doing anything tonight except going on the computer because I can’t go out for giving my mom and attitude for the bad day I had once again I think I should say thank you because I mean your worthy enough to ruin my day you need plenty of thank you’s.

I’m sure there’ll be more later.

I’ll leave you off with the one thing that made my night:
Rip Curl 065 (8:09:03 PM): that’s sad someone has to resort to a dildo

Thank you Sarah, love you.


current mood: frustrated
current music: brother playing the piano

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8:30p - mall
I just came back from one of the worst experiences at the mall and I bet your going to be interested to find out.

After counting my CD’s and sock’s I found out I have about 25 pairs of socks and 48 CD’s. Allie called but she was too late I couldn’t hang with her so I took my shower. Actually I lied I took my shower before CD’s and sock’s but anyways; I dried my hair and decided to straighten it. I ended up burning my faces well near my jaw. Yep now I have a scar/burn mark, it’s pretty attractive . . . not. Then my mom comes home and she takes my brother and his friend, Lucas, to the mall for Vans and I go because since I had SUCH A BAD AND BORING DAY!!! (Thanks props go to you fuckers) I ended up at the mall in a very very bad mood. I needed clothes. I don’t have any favorite store. The skirt at Pac sun I wanted because it had these stupid little short attachments underneath so we ended up in AE because that’s the last resort with pants that would fit. Me being in a bad mood it was hard to find things and when we were ringing up my moms like are sure you want these things and I’m like uh I don’t know then I’m say no wait yeah both ok whatever and walk out. Ends up the lady made a face and that made my mom angry at me so we go to Van’s and since she’s just being a bitch I just say I’m going to FYE and around she says fine whatever. So I leave and head off to FYE dragging the ugly American Eagle bag too FYE where some girl asked me if I was Brittany or knew any Brittany I just said no then she asked if I know who a girl was in some Cookie Monster sweatshirt I said no again. It ended up the boy with the girl that asked me if I was a Brittany’s friend with the cookie monster people or something like that. Then I walk down towards the Strawbridge’s; I wasn’t heading towards any particular place I was just walking to get my mind of my horrible day. Some kid with a popgun thing shot me, obviously I’m not dead it was fake. Then I think ok let me go to the bookstore I love the bookstore. I noticed another issue of playgirl and playboy. The playgirl was wrapped up and on top I couldn’t do anything about it. So I just go back and some retarded looking older woman is looking at Nancy Drew books while I drop the ugly bag and look pretended to look interested. Then I left and I’m glad throw up has a nasty odor because there was a pile of almond chunked vomit in the middle of the mall and if it wasn’t for the stench I would have stepped in it and have an even worse night. It was already bad enough I saw almond chunked puke. So I go back to hell in Vans. Hell because my mom is there and she says you hungry lets get something to eat. I really had no choice because I was a tid bit hungry so we go to Master Wok’s (says in Asian voice). The lady that works there serves the whole serving thing of food on people’s plates so obviously the classic favorite fried rice is gone so my mom and I wait for the rice to come back and we have some fried rice and General Chow’s chicken. Mmm-Asian food J. After eating and watching my brother and Luke for a few minutes their session is over and we go to Pac sun because my brother is desperate for a hat and some shirt. I got a pair of sunglasses. Then we leave. No more throw up J. We go in the car and my brother realizes he’s been a dumbass and lost his wallet so now we have to drive back to the mall and look for it where we can’t find it. My mom said “MIKE YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF” in front of Lucas who’s like Adam a kid with a Jesus fish on his car and pretty religious and goody boy so now my mom thinks he’s going to tell his mom. I come home and try on my stuff and came to the conclusion I must return one of my Capri’s which leaves me with a pair of Capri’s and a skirt. I’m not doing anything tonight except going on the computer because I can’t go out for giving my mom and attitude for the bad day I had once again I think I should say thank you because I mean your worthy enough to ruin my day you need plenty of thank you’s.

I’m sure there’ll be more later.

I’ll leave you off with the one thing that made my night:
Rip Curl 065 (8:09:03 PM): that’s sad someone has to resort to a dildo

Thank you Sarah, love you.


current mood: frustrated
current music: brother playing the piano

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8:30p - mall
I just came back from one of the worst experiences at the mall and I bet your going to be interested to find out.

After counting my CD’s and sock’s I found out I have about 25 pairs of socks and 48 CD’s. Allie called but she was too late I couldn’t hang with her so I took my shower. Actually I lied I took my shower before CD’s and sock’s but anyways; I dried my hair and decided to straighten it. I ended up burning my faces well near my jaw. Yep now I have a scar/burn mark, it’s pretty attractive . . . not. Then my mom comes home and she takes my brother and his friend, Lucas, to the mall for Vans and I go because since I had SUCH A BAD AND BORING DAY!!! (Thanks props go to you fuckers) I ended up at the mall in a very very bad mood. I needed clothes. I don’t have any favorite store. The skirt at Pac sun I wanted because it had these stupid little short attachments underneath so we ended up in AE because that’s the last resort with pants that would fit. Me being in a bad mood it was hard to find things and when we were ringing up my moms like are sure you want these things and I’m like uh I don’t know then I’m say no wait yeah both ok whatever and walk out. Ends up the lady made a face and that made my mom angry at me so we go to Van’s and since she’s just being a bitch I just say I’m going to FYE and around she says fine whatever. So I leave and head off to FYE dragging the ugly American Eagle bag too FYE where some girl asked me if I was Brittany or knew any Brittany I just said no then she asked if I know who a girl was in some Cookie Monster sweatshirt I said no again. It ended up the boy with the girl that asked me if I was a Brittany’s friend with the cookie monster people or something like that. Then I walk down towards the Strawbridge’s; I wasn’t heading towards any particular place I was just walking to get my mind of my horrible day. Some kid with a popgun thing shot me, obviously I’m not dead it was fake. Then I think ok let me go to the bookstore I love the bookstore. I noticed another issue of playgirl and playboy. The playgirl was wrapped up and on top I couldn’t do anything about it. So I just go back and some retarded looking older woman is looking at Nancy Drew books while I drop the ugly bag and look pretended to look interested. Then I left and I’m glad throw up has a nasty odor because there was a pile of almond chunked vomit in the middle of the mall and if it wasn’t for the stench I would have stepped in it and have an even worse night. It was already bad enough I saw almond chunked puke. So I go back to hell in Vans. Hell because my mom is there and she says you hungry lets get something to eat. I really had no choice because I was a tid bit hungry so we go to Master Wok’s (says in Asian voice). The lady that works there serves the whole serving thing of food on people’s plates so obviously the classic favorite fried rice is gone so my mom and I wait for the rice to come back and we have some fried rice and General Chow’s chicken. Mmm-Asian food J. After eating and watching my brother and Luke for a few minutes their session is over and we go to Pac sun because my brother is desperate for a hat and some shirt. I got a pair of sunglasses. Then we leave. No more throw up J. We go in the car and my brother realizes he’s been a dumbass and lost his wallet so now we have to drive back to the mall and look for it where we can’t find it. My mom said “MIKE YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF” in front of Lucas who’s like Adam a kid with a Jesus fish on his car and pretty religious and goody boy so now my mom thinks he’s going to tell his mom. I come home and try on my stuff and came to the conclusion I must return one of my Capri’s which leaves me with a pair of Capri’s and a skirt. I’m not doing anything tonight except going on the computer because I can’t go out for giving my mom and attitude for the bad day I had once again I think I should say thank you because I mean your worthy enough to ruin my day you need plenty of thank you’s.

I’m sure there’ll be more later.

I’ll leave you off with the one thing that made my night:
Rip Curl 065 (8:09:03 PM): that’s sad someone has to resort to a dildo

Thank you Sarah, love you.


current mood: frustrated
current music: brother playing the piano

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8:36p - The History of Dildo's
this is definatly a keepr, thanks sarah:

The History of the Dildo

The word Dildo comes from a Latin word meaning to "open wide”. Dildos are represented throughout history in erotic painting, and were often quite beautifully designed, being works of art themselves.

Historians do not know who invented the dildo but most believe that dildo’s most likely originated in Asia. Dildos have been found in China that date back as early as the New Stone Age, that's more than 12,000 years ago and most recently a tomb was uncovered from the Han Dynasty in Xian, China that was home to a rather interesting collection of dildos. Seven cast bronze dildo’s were discovered and evidence indicates that they were used by palace maids on sexually deprived imperial concubines or aristocratic women during the Han Dynasty. You go girls!

Also discovered in ancient China , are hand crafted dildo’s which double as works of art that are made of wood, jade, and ivory.


Dildo’s were wildly popular in Ancient Greece and the city of Miletus was a major dildo manufacturer of what was known in its day as olisbos, mostly made out of stone, wood or padded leather. They were made for single, lonely (and most likely lesbian) women and the lubricant of choice at that time was olive oil.

It is also depicted that unripened bananas were commonly used in ancient Arab and Polynesian countries.




ASIA!!!! my good old asian's!!!

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8:51p - question
I recently, recently meaning about 10 seconds ago, recieved an e-mail stating somebody else's birthday is on my birthday and I'd be more than happy to know who you are so I know I can share my birthday with someone else.
thanks

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8:59p - urt
It won't let me reply comment's so who ever commented I found the dildo information from Sarah who found it on Google.
Keep commenting this gives me confidence, kinda. But please leave your name. Thank ya

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9:48p - more soon
Time to ramble. Really I’m only talking to Allie. No one else talks to me nor does anyone like me L. Today is an official Shatterday. I MEAN OFFICIAL. Only one word can describe my day and that’s: shitty a shitty Shatterday. Ha alliteration. I’m so bored I notice the grammar like rules. Why can’t my neighborhood be fun? Why do people ruin things for other people?

I don’t like shopping with my mom it’s uncomfortable. I don’t like to tell my mom anything that’s uncomfortable too.

Ah Allie I greatly appreciate the comment. Thanks. You boosted the bumper. I don’t know why I said the bumper part it’s the first thing that came to mind.

I just noticed I have little arms. I don’t know but they seem so little a fragile. I am fragile I’m weak meaning I have no arm muscle.

I just looked up information on MIT. Seems decent.

I completely hate it when someone consecutively just signs on and off on and off or puts their away message on and off on and off. Make up your fucking mind asshole. Since I have that new AIM things keep popping up:
”_____ has signed off, _____ has signed on”
”_____ is away, ______ has returned from away”
about 20 times until that person finally makes their decision to either stay on or off or away or present


more is coming soon i feel it

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