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I just came back from 2 miles of running, well 2 laps around the neighborhood meaning 2 miles. On my first lap out Sarah Mulligan and her mom startled me driving by beeping at me, it was funny though. The first run around was good but I could have done better the second I was fast in the beginning but I slowed down. I saw Dan’s mamma. That’s about it. I’m very determined to get a good time and place in the half-mile and mile this marking period for gym. It’s my 8th grade year so I want to um shine yeah that’s it.
I found out Dan’s wallet is now in the back pocket on the passenger seat. Interesting.
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| 03:37pm 15/04/2004 |
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mood:  lethargic music: When I Come Around- Green Day
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Today started out Allie and I waking up bright and early at her house because Adam (the hot old Russian house dude according to pancake) is coming over to Spackle or caulk. We decide to go walk down to the Bagel Bin for a nice fresh morning bagel. I invited Erica and when I called I woke her up. I feel bad but we did tell her last night we were going. She said she was tired because at my house she didn’t get much rest. We walk and it is kind of chilly. We get there and I order a cinnamon raisin bagel and OJ. The raisins were um brown and squishy so I did my best to avoid them. Then we go to 7-11 because it’s a must. Thankfully the Easter candy is now on sale so I got a 25-cent chocolate covered marshmallow egg again. Then we walk back to Allie’s and it was actually pretty chilly again. I end having to leave so goodbye pancake. On my walk home on the Colts Run path I notice 4 kids about 100 yards ahead of me. It ends up being Melissa, Chris Sexton and 2 other 6th graders I think; well I’ve seen them around the halls in 6th grade. I take off my high shoes since my feet kill. I get home and go online to relax because the 2 past nights have been long.
I was looking up cell phone rings the one I want is $2.49; it’s Blink182’s, Adam’s Song. I love that song and I want to get the Enema of the State CD. I get the greatest idea to walk to Wal-mart to check if they have that CD at a decent price and see if they maybe have the 311 CD. So I get ready and walk to Wal-mart, it was a nice walk. I got some “alone time”. When I get there I end up seeing Greg Dicicio(sp? Yeah I think so) and 2 other people with him. Wal-mart blows cock. It does not have either CD’s but I did have a System of a Down’s, Toxicity CD for $8.48(I think) so I kind of wish I had some money; so I ditch that cheap ass joint to go home. I slipped out of my shoe and stepped in muddy squishy grass and got my sock soaking wet.
I am now sitting here listening to Green Day having the hiccups. I am waiting patiently until my mother gets home so I can give Dan his wallet back.
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| 01:09am 15/04/2004 |
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mood:  loved music: pancake rambling about pointless shit(kidding!)
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Well today was pretty eventful and interesting. Nipple, pancake, sausage and I ended up walking to Dan’s at about 10:30 in the morning. He came back to my house and we spent a couple of hours on the computer and watching music video’s on MTV. Let us just pretend that we have lives. Sarah ended up leaving at 12 o’clock. So Allie, Erica, Dan and I resumed our hanging out in my living room. Then at about 1:45 Dan needed to leave for his basketball practice so we felt generous and walked him home. I ended up jumping in all the puddles that came along getting myself wet in my shorts and sandals. It felt good to act like a 4 year old rather then acting like my other friends lollygagging behind talking about who knows what. In Jon’s words, they are losers, kidding, I love all of you. After dropping off Dan we walked back to my house discussing for our mall plans with Dan and Jon tonight. Nipple and pancake left to get ready while I obviously stayed home to take a shower and get ready. At about 3:30 I’m sitting in my home patiently waiting for my 2 well 3 friends to arrive so we can leave and pick up Jon.
“Hey Taylor it’s Jonathan and Dan!” I hear in a manly voice in my hallway. I felt um uneasy feeling 2 boys were coming up to my room while I’m sitting helplessly unaware in my skirt (it’s a must add). It ends up being pan and nip. So we just sit in my room looking through the magazine waiting for Dan to arrive. Finally that ass arrives and we can leave to go pick up Jon and then to the mall. I find out Jon lives in some random house, well not that random but anyways and just like Adam Anderson’s house I had no idea his house and any of the houses surrounding his existed. Anyways were off to the mall.
We get there and Allie, Erica and I call all the hot OLD guys we encounter. I think of the greatest idea to go into a Strawbridges type of store and play tag, well we end up playing some type of follow the leader and we didn’t do anything but then we get near the bra section and I realize I want to show Allie and Erica the pasteys so I do in a hyper manner and the bitchy ugly lady that works there forces us to get into the main isle and threatens that she’ll call the security. I find the hottest one of them all, he was a chubby hobo who is asleep on a bench outside of Boscov’s with a mop of white hair on his head and a big nose. I decide to get close and sit on the fountain edge. Of course Jon has to wake him up and scream, “HEY TAYLOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” and my hottie turns around and gives me the what-the-hell-are-you-doing eye. So yeah we had our good times. We go get some smoothies and Dan spills his berry stuff on his pants making it look like he menstruated. We went to Vans and when I was coming back from the bathroom I spotted Chelsea and Dana. I gave my wifey Chelsea a big hug ;). Then my friends seemed to have ditched me in Vans to go by the movie theaters because I later found out Dan was attacking a skater with MY PINK BRATZ UMBRELLA I FOUND! So then thankfully for Chelsea and Dana they take me over to my friends and we just chill for a little. Then we go and I got a ice cream and then we end up going to Sear’s where I get lost, well not lost I LOST my friends. So I hide from them and they end up being downstairs because they didn’t want to look for me well Allie and Erica did but they were forced to go downstairs. Humph.
We need to leave now and there’s these kids were bothering and I go up to them and try to befriend them but they don’t seem to want to be my friend so anyway Er’s mom comes and picks us up to go back to her house. We have a nice ride in the car ride home. Then at Er’s I need to change into pants and all then were out and about to go to Adam’s but when we get there it seems as though some relative so we decided not to knock. Erica seems to trip over the curb and wets her knee’s and one ass cheek. Ha! Then finally we get to the fields and Jawwwnny Boy knocks Erica over into a HUGE puddle soaking her, he claims it was an accident. I think not my friends (thanks pancake, your welcome wannabee). Anyways we hang like asswipes in the freezing cold in the pavilion. I get into me sac because it’s extremely cold so Allie ends up chasing Jon out into the middle of nowhere and since they don’t come back for about um 5-10 minutes or so well Er, Dan and I end up going back to Erica’s and we see Allie and Jon come strolling up. I now am sleeping over pancakes she is my savior because Dan said him and Jon were walking home no they ended up having Dan’s mom pick them up. Well that’s Dan’s loss since he left his wallet in my moms car so now he has to wait until tomorrow. What a dumbass the first day he gets it back he loses it well leaves it somewhere. Well now pancake is getting me OJ and I’m done writing about my exciting day. I know today/tomorrow will be exciting when I return Dan’s wallet because I’ll most likely encounter his crazy brother, I have a FEAR of his brother
Cum/Sperm Recipe- 1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white, and add sugar until you reach desired thickness. ^MINE! Mwahahahah i found it you didn't bitch! |
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| 09:38pm 12/04/2004 |
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Today was pretty eventful as usual.
I woke up finding out my mom was working which I was happy about because I didn’t want to bond with her today. So I went on the computer and finally made plans to go get Sarah and then Erica. So I got dressed and I was off. On my way when I was on my wife Chelsi’s street while I’m on the phone with my brother’s Indian friends dad Chelsi comes jumping out of her door and said hello. I had a neat chat with bodacious babe in her Tinker Bell pants and she was getting chilly and I went to Sarah’s. I arrived at Sarah’s a “shocked” her again I didn’t mean to. So were off to Erica’s and when we arrive we have to rush down to Tyler’s to beat Allie and get Dan’s wallet. We find pancake on her way back from getting it but I end up taking the wallet. Damn Dan you are rich. We go back to Erica’s after a chat and end up going to the mall. Where I see loverly Chelsi again. Woo hoo. We have a good time in the mall, saying “hey ladies” to random people. Yep. Then we have to go and drop off Sarah. Erica ends up coming back to my house where we pet my cat and just sit on my steps hmm. Finally we get to go to Kmart to get my 311 cd. But of course Kmart ahs the SUCKIEST cd section of all time so we end up turning off all the TV’s to piss off the people who work there. Some guy came back and turned them back on then we turned them back off. I saw John Cavanaugh there. Oh man is he a god. So then we go to Wal-Mart because the last time I was there they had the cd but noooo not this time but I did get the Green Day, International Superhits cd which I’m listening to now and I love it. So then Er and I go to her house where we have a very um strange and loud and weird phone conversation with Dan’s brother. Our turkey dinner thing is done heating up so we eat up and then go to Danielle’s where we watch Thirteen and then I unfortunately have to leave and yes that was my cool day. Oh tomorrow Allie and Erica are sleeping over, I’m excited ;).
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| 10:37am 12/04/2004 |
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Sorry for the lack of updating yesterday but I had no time to go online and the times I went online Paige (cousin) was with me and it’s to start writing in things like this in front of people when were talking to people online. Well anyway I’ll tell all of you about my Easter.
I woke up Easter morning pretty late than every other Easter because I knew I wasn’t getting anything except candy and that’s what it turned out to be. Well anyway I woke up to the LOUD piano of my brother playing Moonlight Sonata and I couldn’t get back to sleep. So I walk downstairs and my brother screams, “TAYLOR LOOK IN YOUR BASKET!” ok kid I will. So I take a peek it’s nothing really.
- Peeps -Lindt Chocolate Truffle, jumbalaya ;) -Russell Stauffer’s chocolate covered marshmallow eggs, which I ate all 12 - Gum eggs I get every year - Whoopers in robin egg form
Yeah that’s my exciting Easter candy basket. This year I’ll probably eat it all opposed to other years where in June there was a still a huge bag of old jellybeans left. Getting back to Easter of this year… I eat my candy while playing my favorite computer game Age of the Empires so it had a pretty good time. At about 1ish I get into the shower and get ready to go to the grandparent’s home. I wear my Jesus is my Homeboy shirt not and it’s ironic because I forgot it was Easter when I put it on and then when my uncles were reading it. Who wouldn’t Jesus’ lovely face is big and bold right in the front. So I get to my grandparent’s a do nothing really. I play the organ go online; yeah pretty exciting Easter let me tell you. No one was there either. It’s funny how things change so suddenly and just like Chris HATES change well I hate this change.
Let me explain
Every Easter in the past I would dress up in a dress, same with everyone else. The WHOLE family would come over, this year well there was only my 2 grandparents, my mom, brother, 3 uncles, my aunt Kathy, and 3 cousins. Wow that is a dramatic change from past years.
Paige finally came so we had a good time on the computer. We got my uncles phone to go in Spanish and then we had to change it back secretly. At one point when we were on the upstairs computer someone went into the bathroom with the door open, and unfortunately my brother does that sometimes and so I said aloud, “Ok I think that’s my brother,” because we could hear the person pissing in the other room. So then eventually my uncle comes out. It was hilarious. We shared a cheesecake and just bothered people online. Then we left to my house and go online once again and talk to people. We ate my candy. My aunt comes over to get Paige and she’s a vet so we find out Purple, the big fat obese fluffy cat, has a tumor. The funny part is I laughed when I heard this.
Chelsi and I were planning a marriage even though she is a Mormon pimp and marries numerous people, I still love her. |
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| 10:27pm 10/04/2004 |
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Whoa man today was eventful let me begin:
I wake up at about 8:30 better than yesterday’s 11:30, happy Tyler? And I go online to see what today’s plans are. I found out I’m going over Allie’s and then we are meeting Dan and Jon at the blue barn/memorial field. But before I can go out I MUST do chores and I need to take a shower because I was pretty damn dirty. I do all my stuff and go back online while I “air dry”. What really creeped me out is when I went online Allie knew I was in a robe and she knew I wasn’t ready. She is a true psychic ;). Then I have to dry my hair and make myself not look like a Hindu in a robe. I dry my hair and fix my crocodile skinned face. Time for straightning the hair. Once again I manage to burn my face this time on the center of the top of my for head. So I pat myself on the back and say, “nice job Taylor!” I’m finished my um-getting ready portion of the day and I’m off to Allie’s. I had a wonderful stroll there. I get there and I find out she knew I was coming up the street that’s why she vacuumed. Wow she’s good. Then her mom and her are complaining that she didn’t where her hair down. I felt too dressed up I guess. Allie was in a pair of gym shorts and a hoodie while I stand there helplessly in my jeans, cami/zip-up hoodie thing and my hairs all-nice. We have to go to Tyler’s to get Dan’s wallet so we do that but no answer so we go back to Allie’s and we are on our way to the complex.
We get there and find our 2-person crew playing soccer with these little kids and new member of the 2-person crew, Mike. We play soccer and I feel and got my pants dirtied up BUT I did score. Once again I felt dressed up because everyone else is in um a gym type clothes while I’m dressed up to go to the movies. I get a little aggressive and almost knock the 10 year-old (?) girl over. I get competitive. We get bored of soccer so Allie, Jon, Dan, Mike and I go to the playground and walk around the playground. I lose them and head for the swing. Hoo ha! First time I was ever on a swing and didn’t feel sick. Everyone looks for me and follows me. I felt like the follow her kinda person. So then I head over to the handle where you hang on and swing back and forth. I ALWAYS used to go on it with help and finally I did it by myself even though the rest of my friend’s could touch the ground perfectly, well I could on the low one. Then I spot the handi-cap swing. I have a great time on there, even though it looks like I’m “pumping it” (wink wink nudge nudge) I still have a good time. I spot my crew on the top of a tower thing pointing and laughing at me. They were jealous I know they were. In front of me was a “tire tunnel” and some boy was on top of it so I dive inside and say to the little one, “ hey keep shaking it” so he listens and I give him a dime. Dan said I was scaring him. Oh hosh posh! So then I’m very thirsty and Allie and I walk over to the blue barn for water. Our 3 friends follow. I borrow a dollar from Allie since all I have is a 10 and get a bottle of water. We end up playing knockout in the gym.
You know what made my day? I made about 3-4 three-pointers and they were “swish’s” as well at the same time I got Dan out once because of my skill. We stop playing knockout and just shoot hoops. I get the idea to throw my lip-gloss at the scoreboard because it was really tempting. Yada yada yada Jon and Mike try lifting the bench up with me on it, they did then they picked me up and took me outside but I wiggle my self-back inside after a few minutes they have to leave so we go into the lobby waiting for Allie’s mom. While in there I have to go to the bathroom and they come in. I CAN’T GO WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN THERE!!! So then we chill out in the lobby and Mike is throwing the basketball on the wall above the table I’m sitting on and the ball ricochets onto my eye and it hurts. He comes into the GIRLS bathroom with me. My eye is now lazy looking and it was tearing and burning for about 15 minutes. They all made fun of me L. Dan thought I was crying. HA! Then Allie’s mom comes. That was a fun day at the rec-center. So we go back to Allie’s where she jumps on top of the back car and it looks and sounds like Allie’s mom hit a deer. It was hilarious.
We unload groceries and we get pudding (w/out spoons) and ranch cooler Doritos and were off for an adventure. We had a good time eating out pudding with out spoons and “calling” old men. We end up going to 7-11 like usual. I get 2 chocolate covered marshmallow eggs that I’m obsessed with and get every Easter and I get ice tea. Allie comes to the conclusion the white marshmallow looks like sperm in an egg. Erica calls and end up planning were going to my house.
On our way back from 7-11 we catch our love Dustin and we chat with him for a little bit. I think we were keeping him from going to 7-11 but shh we got hugs ;). He gave some drag racing car the finger and they drove up and told him it’s not good to give the finger then as they were driving away staring Dustin shouted, “DON’T STARE AT MY BALLS!” Oh gotta love him.
Allie and I walk back to Erica’s and on the way we find a white candlestick. We eventually make it into a Medieval tampon for Erica. We arrive at Erica’s and were invited in while they are in the middle of eating there chicken holiday for dinner. I love that family.
So were off to Allie’s to get my CD player. Yada yada yada then we HAVE to go to Tyler’s to see if we can get Dan’s wallet he’s not home AGAIN but his nice sister pulls up and gives us his dad’s cell phone number to call him. Now were off to my house, which was a very nice walk.
We get to my house and go to my room to relax and catch up on “gossip”. They are now going to sleepover sometime this week to clean out my garage so we can “party” in there. Ah I can’t wait. Then we check out my photo albums and yearbook. I showed Allie my grandpa because she was just dieing to see him and she says he’s sexy.
We get the idea to walk around and stop at Dan’s to tell him that he won’t be getting his wallet till about Mon. Or sometime after Friday since on Monday Tyler is going to Chicago with his faja. We walk and yeah we sit in front of Dan’s house because it looks like no one is home so we think well maybe we’ll spot him coming home. Guess not. We rap some 50-cent and I sing HIM’S “Join me in Death” which Allie and Er get a kick out of because you know I just sing it so well I sound so professional. So now I have to sing it to Greg like that and creep him out in school since he’s a HIM fan. Eventually call Dan’s house and his brother answers; he thinks I’m crazy. So we knock since I have to piss really badly but he doesn’t let us in and doesn’t believe me that I have to pee. So then he SCREAMS at us and SLAMS the door. It was hilarious.
We walk back to my house and sadly Erica and Allie have to leave but they’ll be back soon just wait and see. I finally got to take my piss. It was refreshing.
Yah that was my really cool day. Tomorrow is Easter and no Easter bunny this year because I’m a big girl and I’d rather get my own gifts and I get no basket this year because I’m not getting a lot of candy since I never eat it all and also that cats eat the grass and throw up all over the house. Tomorrow I’m going to my grandparents for out annual Easter bash. It’s not really a bash but you catch my drift. Probably not even going to church because it’s so long and crowded.
Oh this week is going to be awesome I can feel it in my LITTLE feet.
I just found a tick on me and it was a bitch to take it off. I hope I don’t have lyme’s disease.
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| 09:24am 10/04/2004 |
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| Muahahaha! | | Have you ever ran around inside McDonalds?: | how about the "inside" playgrounds? | | I mean, you know, in circles?: | i'm planning on it | | Because, dude, it's fun... right?: | i bet so | | Have you ever went to K-Mart? >__>;: | who hasn't? | | If so, have you ever ran around with underwear over your clothes? It's fun!: | i'll be sure to try it one time | | Pie, good or bad?: | good | | Sparkleh and shineh, bad or good? >>: | come again..? | | Are you Schizophrenic? << Because.. If you answered all yes, you're like me: | sometimes | | Weebl and Bob, you think they're funny?: | i don't know them | | Yurgle, does that word make you geegle?: | sure | | Does geegle make you giggle?: | oh yeah | | I like the word giggle, it makes me guffaw. Do you?: | maybe | | Guffaw, I like that one too, how 'bout you?: | no | | Enough with the other words for laughing questions, you agree?: | i agree | | Doood! >>; | | I'm running out of questions... are you glad?: | no | | Aw, come on, do you really want this to end?: | no | | Hey, what's your name?: | taylor | | What kind of name is THAT?!: | the one my mom gave me | | I bet you get teased, do you?: | unfortunatly no | | Do you know what my favorite number is?: | no | | I don't either. But you don't care, do you?: | no i don't | | Let's make it thirty... okay?: | fine | | Nah, too much. Agree?: | no | | I'm am really running out. Sad, no?: | yes | | I bet you're happy, hopping up with glee. Are you not?: | it's 9:22 AM i'm not a morning person so no | | I must say my goodbyes, sad?: | nope | | Anyway... <<; Bye, I lahv you! Do you lahv me? TT: | lahv? wtf mate |
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| 11:19pm 09/04/2004 |
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Ok so today was eventfully eventful ;). First I figure out Er, Sar and I are going to the Mulan by Monti’s. I walk over to Sarah’s and then it’s us 2 off to Er’s. We get to Er’s and Sarah says she will throw a rock at Er’s window and it ends up her mom is right at the window. You had to be there to feel the funniness. Then were off to the Chinese food place. We see Chris and Will there and 2 other skaters. We get our delicious General Tso’s chicken then we go over to 7-11 and get drinks. Now we sit on the curb and eat and drink. As were leaving we see Jasmine and get to see her tongue ring. It’s awesome. We walk back to the Er’s and we see Austin, Joey and some other kid riding their bikes.
Now were at the fields and Sarah majorly has to go to the bathroom. It’s not like she used her head and went at the 7-11 so she ends up going in the port-a-potty at the fields. It was a somewhat clean one. Er and I “crunk” her up in there by banging on it. I threw a rock at it. All you can hear is Sarah screaming, “YOU MOTHER FUCKERS JESUS CHRIST”, Sarah 411 it’s Good Friday. Now we go to Er’s for a little break from walking. There we um do nothing really. Sarah leaves and Er and I go to the blue barn for Dan’s game well it’s 4:30 now and the game starts at 6 so we go early to um hang out. We get there and go inside and we don’t see Dan or Jon or Allie since she is supposed to meet us there. Were a tid bit angry because they said they’d be here at 4:30 and it was about 4:40. So instead we go outside and sit on a bench alone waiting for them because maybe we’ll see them pull up. At about 5 we see Jon come out and say Dan is in there and later we find out they were in there before. So we go in and just mess around playing tag and all. Then Allie,Er and I play with Jon’s ball. We licked Jon and Dan’s ball. They even have nick names too, Dan, Jon and their friend not the balls.
Dan= Data, because he just looks like Data
Jon= Branmuffin, because he looks like Brandon Smith when we saw him walking towards us and Brandon’s s/n is Brandmuffin so yeah you get the point.
Their friend= Jesse, because the kid looked like a Jesse
So we watch the game Dan wins. HOO HA yeah Standford! Allie, Er and I call the hot old guys around. Er called the one that looked like Chris’s dad except old, mine ended up having a wife and Allie had Dan’s coach who was wearing a pink striped shirt.
We leave and hang out around the tennis courts outside figuring out and waiting for our ride to get here for the movies. So Allie’s mom ends up picking Dan, Allie, Erica, Jon, Tyler and I up in her “ghetto” Honda. We are extremely squished and I’m sitting on Er and Allie. We planned to go to The Whole 10 Yards but no we get there late and it took us forever to figure out what movie were seeing so we end up seeing Home On the Range. Wow that was a bad idea. We all get in there and in the very front row talking out loud and all it was awesome though. Then we get the great idea to go over to Scooby Doo 2 because this movie really sucks and we pointed out all the porn in it. Then we head over to that movie and Dan and I pick out all the porn in this movie and at one point um Daphne nipples are hard and the bad guy has pubic hair as his hair. So then that sucky movie is over and we go out and walk around the shopping center, which was fun. We go in Whole Foods again and chill out in there playing around with the fruits and stuff. Yeah then we get straws. Tyler leaves and we go in the back of the shopping center thing and walk around a mess around there. Then I have to leave well Allie and Erica are coming with me too so my mom picks us up. There’s a HUGE group of creepy “gangsters” in front of Dan’s restaurant so his pop’s comes out and stands near them trying to get them away it was awesome. So we leave and my brother burps worse than Sarah in the car and now I’m here trying to finish because I’ve got to piss just as Dan and I did in the movies.
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| 12:44pm 09/04/2004 |
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Well then it’s a date: movie tonight, ERICA, allie, Dan, Jon and I’m a thinking pisshead.
Erica here’s a message we might have said last year when we were pathetic even though we still are that’s not the point: erica: I love you so fucking much you have no idea, we’ve been though all the shit chick. LyLaS(< oh ha!)
mmmm another good night at the movies, i love these people
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| 12:27am 09/04/2004 |
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no spring kick off thing either, back to the movies with dan jon and... anybody :) |
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| 11:40pm 08/04/2004 |
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AHH NO DON'T GO ST.JOES they suck GO STANFORD!!!! |
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| ZENSOY ;) |
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| 10:30pm 08/04/2004 |
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Er and I go to the movies and find Tony and crew there. Then our wonderful girls Chelsi and Aimee arrive and we get our tickets and go in.
The usher was a true bastard. Steve Cackoski and Rob Walters were there with a laser pen I found it funny, immature but funny.
Then we leave after our 2-hour movie and find Tyler, Nick, Matt, Jared and Greg so we ya know chat.
I became Chelsi’s new chin rest. HOO HA! So then we end up hanging with the potheads and slutty 7th graders for about um 10 minutes. We head off to Whole Foods since every other store is closed. Ah it was the greatest time I’ve ever spent in an organic foods store. We first check out the dildo like sausages and then realize we want some pudding. We head over to the (organic) pudding and pick out the cheapest one. It was called Soy pudding. So we buy it and sit all alone and eat it. I have to admit it wasn’t too bad. Maybe it was a tid but um chunky, thick, gooey yeah but we enjoyed it. I really had a good time on our date in the Whole Foods Market.
Well I’m done for now. Tomorrow is going to another fun-filled day.
Dan’s game tomorrow. WOOHOO!!! GO ST JOES (that’s your team right dan?? Ha!) and then to I think the Spring Kickoff Concert show thing. |
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| 07:06pm 08/04/2004 |
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So today wasn’t too bad. I’m actually bored now waiting for my mom to get home to take my pretty girl Erica and I to the movies to see that cheesy movie The Prince and Me because we really do not know what to do and poor Allie has to go to soccer and Alyssa hasn’t feedback me so yeah.
Science- Nothing really, did worksheet. I like science when we do worksheets it’s like a café we’re always um chatting and all.
Reading- did the stupid dog research thing. That makes me want to sleep right then in there in the middle of class, I have no care about the relationship in history between dogs and humans for the past hundred’s of years.
Wellness- I never knew how stupid Kristin Morrison was. First she tells me and a couple others, “oh yeah wellness is down in the gym today”, we all go down there and it’s so we go back and end up going back towards the gym to the outside back parking lot for some rope game where we have to communicate. Then is when Dena a Kristin are dumbasses and really have no idea I to do anything.
Writing- well we end up watching Goonies thanks to Mr.Bisaga. THANK YOU! Goonies is the best movie ever, especially Data the Asian kid who looks exactly like Dan. Oh man got to love those Asian people.
Lunch- we go outside and I get to sit on the pole thing. Talk about someone’s unhealthy pointy nipples. WILL YOU CALM THOSE OUTTA COUNTROL DISGUSTING DISGRACES DOWN!
Math- “$50 dolla bill” (says in Asian voice) ahh the lovely quotes from Data ;)
Keyboard- I fess up to the Reimenator that my accompinant isn’t there anymore, well I didn’t say I deleted it by accident I just said it’s not there. Then we watch Ms.D’s class’s piano recordings. Then we go back and watch a few of ours nothing special.
Social studies- WOOT! I got a A in social studies this time. By school until a week or so.
Had band thing after school. It wasn’t too bad since Ms.Horne was the flute clinic. Then we eat cookies and I hung out with Ashley, Beth and Lauren and watch Adam slip on the beanbag, which later I find out he hurt his sexy ass. Poor kid. Angela and I leave with Adam and chitchat with him I end up taking him and Ashley home. I felt cool taking 3 people home. Then I go home and um go on the computer. Yeah and um I go outside and shoot hoops. I surprised my self by making a long shot. Craig Vollmer’s little brother riding his bike by stared me at. DON’T BREAK YOUR NECK KID YOUR TOO YOUNG!
Ah yea now I get to go to the movies w/ Erica and meeting Chelsi, Aimee and possibly Tyler there. HOO HA!
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| 08:20pm 07/04/2004 |
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So, good news tomorrow is last day before spring break. I hung out with Alyssa and Allie and somewhat Ashley today. Allie Alyssa and i listened to Andy Cerdan play is drums, from the outside. The Cerdan neighbors are little whores, they were boys but ah not cool ones. Andy is VERY good at drums.
I went to my brothers elementary band concert and this one kid in 5th grade was really hot. I know that sounds weird but man he was hot. Ok i don't feel like writing. |
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| 09:01pm 06/04/2004 |
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"behbii gurl", i love you you know it's a donkey like um that ashlee. Your Midnight is my boyfriend and that kid Jake? yeah well sine he took your shows tisk tisk damn bitch he's going down.
I love you very much.
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| 07:22pm 06/04/2004 |
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mood:  tired music: Omaha Stylee-311
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I forgot to add I got a 48/50 on my science test! Hoo ha! Now I know that I’m going to get good grades this marking period. I’m very happy. I’m been thinking about tat blogger thing and I don’t know because this is going to sound very eh 6-year-old like but I’m going to feel bad for my darling blurty. This baby is mine I’ve written plenty. It’s the ultimate maybe eventually go to blogger. Damnit now I shouldn’t have said anything because everyone will go to that!!!!! Yeah you know what I realized EVERYONE has a “Live Journal”. First it was Devon and Dan which was cool because they I must are the masters at the Live Journal and make it all cool looking so they are the unique journalist now every fucking person has a Live Journal. Jee-riss-miss get something of your own for the sake of us all. Now it seems so boring seeing EVERYBODY with a journal by “Live Journal”.
I needed to let that out it’s been really bothering me for a while. I must say the only exception is Erica probably because she is my friend but that is beside the point.
I’m sorry but I really despise you Tyler McAdam, you annoy every last nerve out of me.
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| 03:06pm 06/04/2004 |
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I made another journal thing, it’s called my blogger so I’ll give you the link and tell me if you like that better then this. Please be honest because I need to know whether to post entries on that on this.
http://devereaux.blogspot.com/
So today wasn’t bad. Adam did not accept Alyssa, Allie and my gift well kind of but tisk on him. They are selling our band concert on DVD/VHS (?), so today in homeroom after announcements when they had the Ad to buy it I felt like some superstar, our school has an actual commercial to buy my well not my but yeah band concert.
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| 03:39pm 05/04/2004 |
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Sarah c’mon now be reasonable Jiffy and Skippy are the best peter pan is named after some flying girl/boy.
She smells like fucking shit. I can’t describe the horrendous odor. God save us all
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| 03:06pm 05/04/2004 |
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Last night I watched Les Miserables with talking on the phone with Diana every commercial. I couldn’t get too sleep since I had absolutely no physical activity yesterday so I stayed up till about 1 watching “What a Girl Wants” with Amanda Bynes. The kid in the movie was very hot.
So today I wake up at 5:30 to take a shower and I’m wide-awake, it felt good to take a shower in the morning with freshly shaven legs.
School:
Math- Boring period consisting of doing a POD the whole period and getting our test back. I got a 95 and I’m proud
Keyboard- Even more boring. I played Ode To Joy the whole time waiting for Ms.Reimer to figure out how to record the song and style background but apparently she didn’t know so I did nothing basically.
Social studies- We are learning about woman rights. Personally I hate woman’s right. Who the hell cares? Be happy we live in a free country even though I despise America. We got in these groups and of course my group is unorganized.
Writing- We had Mr.Barbragiovanni as the sub and we did nothing except talk and read My Mama Had a Dancing Heart and did some worksheet for it, very easy. Tyler tried to steal my poem and I almost killed myself getting it back. Bastard.
Lunch- During recess Adam, Allie and I played a game of throwing around the tennis ball. It wasn’t too bad. Adam threw it across the gym so I had to run and get it, while yelling at some 6th grader. Oh well she doesn’t know me I don’t know her case closed. To end the lunch WOOT!
Science- Did some stupid um worksheet using science magazines since Mr.Bisaga wasn’t here the past 2 days so he claims his desk has been hit with a mini-bomb and he needs to catch up. At least we get our test back tomorrow.
Reading- Wow it might have been 1 of the most fun but pointless reading classes. We were supposed to read some gay article on dogs? I don’t like dogs really I’m not a doggy person. Then we just messed around the whole period. I was going to put the marker on my tongue Mr.B said “go ahead try it” I replied with a, “Oh no I would never I’m too scared to do that” and I accidentally did put it on my tongue and it wasn’t good tasting. Then I painted my nails yellow and my hair has a strip of turquoise blue in it.
Gym- Well first odd day for gym of the 4th marking period. I was partners with Angela in the loft and I could actually hop over the horse. Hoo ha!
Gym’s over and Danielle isn’t going on the bus so I walk home. It was a nice walk home except my feet hurt. Now I’m doing that math homework online. That’s pretty spiffy Ms.Todd. |
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| 02:44pm 04/04/2004 |
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Ok so I just made a poem. One of the greatest things I ever accomplished. Ask me to read it because I’m a little apprehensive about who reads it.
Ok I’m going to make it cool looking.
My pants/jeans I am wearing make me look like i have some swollen balls. |
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