1:40PM - A Pope will be crowned...
On the 27th of August, the coronation of the Pope will take place:
No, not that usurper! No, I mean the real Supreme Pontiff, His Holiness Pope Michael I:
In 1990, after some people realised that all of the so-called "popes" since Vatican II had been modernist heretics, the faithful gathered in conclave and elected David Bawden as Pope. Taking the name Michael, he is now about to be crowned, in Del Norte, Colorado.
Why Del Norte, Colorado, you may ask? Well, that's where he lives. With his mother.
(UPDATE: I hope nobody has booked his or her ticket yet, because, due to unforeseen circumstances, the coronation has been delayed.)