5 things I can do:
1. Learn languages.
2. Make people think that I know what I'm talking about.
3. Play chess.
4. Detect a dodgy argument.
5. Preach.
5 things I cannot do:
1. Concentrate on a single thing for a significant length of time.
2. Whistle.
3. Read Latin.
4. Draw.
5. Say "No".
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