I'm feeling particularly politically incorrect this morning...
A wife was frying some eggs for her husband's breakfast. Suddenly he burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Gah! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
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