John Dekker's Day

9:56PM - Jokes XII

I got this from boing boing, but I've modified it a bit. Feel free to add any I've missed.

Break-up lines from various philosophical schools:

The Teleologist: We aren't meant for each other.
The Deontologist: We aren't right for each other.
The Consequentialist: We aren't optimal for each other.
The Solipsist: It's not you, it's me.
The Empiricist: I think we should see other people.
The Rationalist: I've been doing some thinking...
The Content Externalist: Ever since we moved, you've changed.
The Modal Logician: In a parallel universe, maybe!