the best rememdy for pissiness... walk to sungroves w/ me and jac   
09:41pm 21/02/2004
 
mood: amused
music: Reel Big Fish- Kiss Me Deadly
ok... i was pissed. so i needed to walk. told jac i'd meet her halfway to her house and we'd walk to sungroves...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jac: "We should start a gang... Death To All Parental Units... DTAPU... let's make wristbands"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me: "yeah my mom thought we were gonna go see erik"
Jac: "oh yeah we're goin all the way to dunedin"
me: "yeah we're gonna sprint all the way there"
Jac: "and then hitchhike w/ hobos in boxes on wheels"
me: "or a big bald guy w/ tattoos and piercings that owns a pickup"
Jac: "yeah! or a group of motorcyclists!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me: "our parents are just DRIVING us to suicide"
Jac: "yeah we should really freak them out"
me: "walk into the kitchen while my mom's cooking dinner... pick up big knife... walk to room"
Jac: "yeah she'd be like 'erin look! we're going to eriks! go get in the car! come on look car keys go!'"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me: "my mom saw my fan on my bed and was like 'erin if you intend to slit your wrists you need a metal fanblade'"
Jac: "you should go to your mom and be like 'do you happen to have a fan w/ metal blades by any chance?'"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*ice cream man screams at us... "wooooo!"
me: "now that's a rapist right there... lure us into the back of the van"
Jac: "yeah... 'this is a self serve ice cream truck... come on in'"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me: "you know... when we hitchhike... we could stand on the corner and wait w/ the guy in the ski mask w/ the chainsaw!"
Jac: "yeah those chainsaw guys are so misunderstood... they're prolly just lumberjacks! the ski mask is just for their protection!"
me: "and that blood on the front of their shirts... just self inflicted wounds!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

jac: "yeah you know your mom prolly has spies all over this place"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*car honks at us*
jac: "you know, that was prolly your mom"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*about a knights tale*
me: "we need to rent that movie and watch it... and the order..."
jac: "yeah it'll be a heath ledger... athon..."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*about talim*
me: "she's such a schozo"
jac: "a schozo? what is a schozo?"
me: "i meant to say schizo..."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

jac: "tell erik we're gonna hitchhike w/ hobos in wheels on boxes"
me: "wheels on boxes? a bit of a schozo are we?"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

good times... good times... for requirements to join DTAPU check out my profile

Erin
 
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All-Night Youth Rally   
09:37am 19/01/2004
 
mood: okay
music: Brand New- Magazines
First may I set you up with some extra info:
me: 13 yrs old
Jac: 14 yrs old
Erik: 17 yrs old
Jacob: 13 yrs old
Jeff: 18 yrs old

Couch situation from left to right: Jacob, Jacqui, me, Erik, Jeff

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*trying to fit 6 ppl on couch*
Erik to some guy: "want to be the 6th person on the couch?"
the guy: "is this like PDA?"
Erik: "Kinda"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Erik: "look at us being bossed around by middle schoolers"
Jacqui: "we're not bossing we're pointing you in the right direction"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me: "look now he's got a middle schooler lacing up his skates"
Erik: "that's not called special, that's called having servants"
me: "oh is that all we are? i didn't know servants could boss people around"
Erik: *rolls eyes*
me: "anyway... we don't ACT like middle schoolers"
Erik: "yeah"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

**continued from above**
Jacob: "i'm mature sometimes"
Erik: "yeah right you're more immature than my baby brother Seth"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Erik watching me bowl: "it's that one pin that always kills ya!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Erik watching me bowl later: "i want some of your luck"
me: "it's karma thank you very much"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me: "that poor kid's not gonna be able to sit down for a week!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jacqui: "come on joe one time around the rink"
Joe: "i'll fall"
Jacqui: "what if i told you i'd catch you?"
Joe: "i'd laugh... and then i'd catch my breath... and laugh again"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Good times... met new ppl... cool ppl... who like anime and manga, gaming, ddr, etc and that's always a plus...

Erin
 
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The Moronic Happenings of Lunch   
08:46pm 17/01/2004
 
mood: amused
music: Kelis- "Milkshake" (for reasons unknown to you sane readers)
Just keep in mind, these are GIFTED ppl we're talking about...

Alec: "What's that?
me: "Fruit dip"
Alec: "With strawberries?"
Jacqui: "Strawberries are fruit..."
Alec: "I don't get it"
Jacqui: *points to each* "Fruit... fruit dip. Fruit... fruit dip"
Alec: "I don't get it!"
Jacqui: "Fruit... fruit dip"
Alec: "Shouldn't fruit dip have chunks of fruit in it?"
me: "Fruit dip, Alec"
Travis: "So? They call cheese dip cheese dip and not tortilla chip dip"
me and Jacqui: "Good point"
me: *pulls out apple*
Alec: "You can have apples with it?"
me: "Alec, what type of food is an apple?"
Alec: "A vegetable. Isn't it? It grows underground"
Jacqui: "No, apples grow on trees"
Travis: "Yeah, apples grow on vines"
me: "He said underground"
Travis: "I know. Just like pumpkins"

and Travis still wonders why he isn't in gifted...

Erin (and Jacqui)
 
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fun times at the movies...   
02:23pm 16/11/2003
 
mood: scared
music: Cherry Poppin Daddies- Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line
First, may I say that chaperoning can be boring... and put w/ an extremely boring movie... man that's a dangerous combo for me and brittany.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*talking about why britt is there...*
Brittany: "Jared was like 'I need a ride to the movies' and i said 'okay' and he asked if i wanted to come and said you need company... i think i came to distract you"
me: "he didn't say you were coming..."
Britt: "i'm a surprise"
me: "oh. is it my birthday already?"
Britt: "yes and i'm your present" *lays head on shoulder*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt: "even your legs smell good"
me: "Jacqui i'm scared"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt to Jared: "I drank warm water for you!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt: "they're boring... let's throw skittles at them"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt: "I'm gonna call my boyfriend in 10 minutes"
me: "who's your boyfriend?"
Britt: "you are of course... what's your number?"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt to Jacqui: "did we switch dates?"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jacqui: "is she on the floor again?"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me after seeing preppy short people: "short..."
Britt: "they're elves!"
me: "no... they're hobbits... wait did they have furry feet?"
Britt: "i'll go check"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt: "this is an extremely boring movie... i think i'll go to sleep"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Britt: "Oh yeah by the way... none of my friends give me sugar"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

group of guys to jared: "Hey what's your name?"
Jared: "jared"
main guy: "can i have your number jared?"
Jared: *reaches out to shake other dude's hand*
other dude: "I don't do handshakes i do hugs."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me: "jared! why'd you ruin that?! you should have given them your number and winked or something"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*zoot suit riot plays*
Jacqui: "Erin you had my hopes up i thught this was weird al"



Yeah for future reference... be careful who you give skittles to... they can be as bad as drugs.

Erin
 
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D&D   
03:48pm 09/11/2003
 
mood: amused
*car screeches near Taco Bell*
Sho: "...Oh that was a car. It sounded like a horse."
Zor: "A horse...?"
*chris is trying to order his food*
Joe: "Not to worry. It's just Taco Bell making Chris's food."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Chris: "Hi I'd like to order two Bell Grandays please."
Joe: "Bell Gradays..."
Sho: "Chris you're such a white boy."
*at pick up window*
Zor: "Sorry sir we don't have any Bell Grandays. Would a Bell Grande be okay?"
Joe: "Is a Bell Granday kind of like a Bell Grande?"
Chris: "All of you shut the hell up or I'll make you listen to Erin's music"
Sho: "Backstreet Boys?"
me: "Hell no."
Sho, Zor, and Joe: "So... how bout them Bell Grandays?"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Chris to girl at drive thru pick up: "I went to high school with you didn't I? You were one of Janie's friends?"
girl: *stares* "The Bell Grandes don't come in beef it's a dollar extra."
*pull out of check out line*
Joe: "What a way to change the subject"
Chris: "Bitch"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me at Taco Bell: "Chris buy me food"
Chris: "You said you weren't hungry."
me: "I wasn't feeling good I'm feeling better."
Joe: "Quit being a jackass and buy her some food"
Chris: "No."
me: *glares*
Joe: "Whoa that's one nasty look. Chris I wouldn't push her any more."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*on our way out of Kathy's*
Chris: "Zorak come on"
Zor: "I'm coming"
Chris: "Ahh no you're supposed to do that in the bathroom before we leave not in my car!'

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*on way out of Midori's apartment as Sho catches up*
Chris: "You're coming?"
Sho: "Yeah I already told my parents to f*** off"
Chris: "Oh alright. But you have to sit on Zor's lap"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*when we walk into Midori's apartment*
Zor: "Hey there sailor"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

And these are the ppl I hang out w/ every saturday. Fun stuff.

Erin
 
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At the mall w/ Jared and Jacqui   
03:32pm 09/11/2003
 
mood: hyper
me: "What time is it?"
Jared: "My phone is in my pocket why don't you reach in and get it?"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jared: *puts arm around me* "So Erin... Ever seen the back seat of a car?"
me: "Nope sorry not interested."
Jared: "But it's a Volvo. Everyone's interested in my Volvo."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jacqui: "Erin's gettin interested in the Volvo."
me: "Yeah sure give me the keys I'll take the car."
Jacqui: "ROAD TRIP! Jared can come too"
Jared: "Yay. Only two problems... a) no front seat b) no engine."
 
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Howl~O~Scream   
11:17pm 18/10/2003
 
mood: amused
music: weird al show theme
Jacqui: "the shovel man is coming to date you"
me: "okay!"
Jacqui: "you're just using him for the shovel!"
me: "he doesn't have to know that..."
Jacqui: "i'll tell him! mess with a man's heart like that..."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

mortuary dude: "why are you laughing at me?"
Jacqui: "i'm not laughing at you! i'm laughing with you!"
dude: *nervous grin as he tries to think of a comeback* "yes... that's what they tell the kindergarteners"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me to worker walking by: "you look so familiar but i can't figure out who you look like!"
him: *walks a few feet* "jack osbourne"
me and jac at same time: "THAT'S IT!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me and jac to just about every worker: "i want your job!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

jacqui: *pointing to mental ward sign* "these are my kind of ppl! this is my world!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

jacqui and me to guy with awesome contacts: "omg look at his contacts! i love those contacts! i want some!"
guy: *tries not to smile... and fails*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me and jac to dude in tree: "OMG you look like gollum!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Alec on pheonix: "quarters! i found quarters!"
*at end of ride* Alec: "oh... they're just game tokens"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*R.L. Stine's Haunted Lighthouse 4D*
waiter at end of movie: "c-c-catfish surprise??"
me and Jacqui: "OH MY GOD IT'S WEIRD AL!!! IT'S WEIRD AL!!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me to some guy in scare zone: "you look like some guy from kiss"
dude: *sticks his tounge out* "blehhhhh"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me to guy in scare zone holding head: "i want one of those!"
him: "this is my patient... if you were my patient i could cut off your head"
me: "no thanks i'd rather own one."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me to workers in line of ripper row: *in british accent* "the bad man's on the loose!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*woman in freak fair walks up w/ sausages and follows me*
me: "yes?"
woman: *holds up sausages*
me: "no thanks i'm not a big meat eater"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me to shovel dude ;-): "come on let me see the shovel thing! pllleeeeeaaaassssseee?"
him (he was quite cute too): *turns shovel around and shows me flint tip*
me: "oh come on i want to see it spark! yay sparks!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

jacqui to guys on stilts: "man i want stilts!!!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me to guys w/ metal kneepads: "come on do the kneepad thing!"
guys: *kneepad thing*
me: "yay! do it again!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me referring to woman shorter than jacqui: "oh my god she's shorter than you!"
woman: *runs over to jac w/ plastic butcher knife* "what are you saying about me?!"
jacqui: "she's insulting your shortness"
woman: "i'll give you something to insult..."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

jac referring to same woman: "god she's got a plastic knife it's so cheesy"
woman: *runs back over* "plastic?! i'll show you plastic!"
jac: "okay"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

ditz in line to FREAK FAIR (it says it all in the name folks she shouldn't have been in line) just before we go in: "oh my god i hate clowns!"
entrance man: "what a pity"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me at man behind entrance wall of freak fair (walking thru 2nd time): "man did you just get there? i didn't see you before!"
alec: "he's not gonna answer you"
dude: *nods head slowly*

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

me begging to play ddr: "but i'm better than the asian dude!!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

jacqui: "omg come see this! 2nd graders are BREAK DANCING!"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

if i think of more i'll post them but there's a lot right here as it is...

Erin
 
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what a bratch   
03:20pm 18/10/2003
  this is a new journal... but let's not call it that... it's a log of quotes from friends.... because mk is a bratch...  
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