| Another Great Day |
[11 Oct 2003|11:57pm] |
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As I was doing my job, working as an undercover spy, When suddenly this OH-gre came along and tried jumping me. I tried busting some moves on him, but it wasnt working out to well. I wasnt trained enough. My training had only just begun. I tried again to fight him off, then amazingly this really sexy Ninja guy named Jason came along and started busting some ninja moves on the OH-gre. I was impressed by the way that he moved. As I watched the OH-gre and this Sexy Ninja Jason guy fight eachother, I ate some popcorn. I dont know exactly where this popcorn came from, it just appeared out of no where, but thats how these storys work, so stay with me now. *Jason does ninja chop into OH-gres face* Jason was doing really good. *OH-gre does drop kick to Jasons Legs* This OH-gre guy was pretty big. I wonder if he was always this big? *thinks* Anyways, back to my story.. *Jason does backwards ninja kick to OH-gres stomache* With that one kick, the OH-gre was down!! It was amazing. I ran up the Sexy Ninja Jason and gave him a biiiiiiiiiig hug and kiss. It was an oddly bizarre day. Full of OH-gres, Sexy Ninjas, and Popcorn. So I guess now Sexy Ninja Jason is going to give me some lessons. So once again, I am in training. So watch out everyone!! The OH-gre was never to be seen again. I wonder where he went.. *scene shows OH-gre in a dark room in a huge castle somewhere in the middle of nowheres land with lightning all around laughing in a mysterious voice saying.. "ill get you ninja jason.. just you wait"* So now Im finishing my secret case and still working as an undercover Spy.. but now I know sexy ninja moves!!
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| Once Upon A Time <3 |
[05 Oct 2003|06:09pm] |
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There I was, sitting alone in my castle. I was unable to leave because the fire breathing dragon would get angry. So I sat there, waiting for my Prince Charming to come. *sighs* Ive been waiting quite a long time now. I was sleeping when all of a sudden, I heard the dragon moving around alot. I hurried and ran down the stairs, I kept tripping on my dress, but I made it. When I got there, I saw this wonderful sexy man fighting the dragon. But this man was no ordinary man, he was a Ninja! I thought a Prince would save me, but forget that! A Ninja is WAY better!! So as I sat there and watched this Ninja fight off the dragon I clapped and cheered him on! Finally, after 15 whole minutes, the dragon was tame. The ninja came over to me and told me his name was Sensei Jason. I gave Sensei Jason a huge hug and kiss on the cheek! I thanked him for taming the dragon. He asked me to marry him. So then we got married. We had a Ninja wedding with all the Ninja trainers and trainees there. Jason was the head Sensei. I then became a Ninja too! *does ninja kick* Then we lived happily ever after. Oh! And the dragon became our castle pet.
The End
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| The Screams From Next Door |
[04 Oct 2003|09:05pm] |
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Well, all I was doing was sitting in my hotel room. I had just plugged in my laptop so I could go online. I was just about to look for a Ninja video when all of a sudden, I heard a scream from next door! I jumped! It startled me! At first, I just thought it was people having sex. So I ignored it thinking stupid people shouldnt scream that loud. Then a couple minutes went by. I found the Ninja video I was searching for and I was just about to watch it when a loud screeching scream ran by me again. This time I grabbed the phone to call the front desk. The line was dead. So I grabbed my cell phone and tried calling someone. My cell phone wouldnt work. I went back to the computer thinking maybe I can just instant message someone or email someone. (maybe someone could help) But then within 2 seconds, I had gotten over 50 emails. I started reading the first one. It read "I am watching you. I know what your doing. And your next!". It was horrifying! I was so scared. Every email said the same thing. I didnt even think twice before I ran towards the hotel door to leave. I grabbed the doorknob and tried opening the door. It wouldnt open. Then suddenly, Someone wearing all black came through the hotel window! I grabbed my laptop and threw it at the persons head! They had a knife with them and tried stabbing me. I grabbed their wrist and twisted it. There scream hurt my ears. I kneed him in the stomache and tried running. He grabbed my leg and I fell to the ground. Then I remembered some of the Ninja moves My Sensei Jason taught me. *does ninja move and knocks fagget to ground* "Boo yall!" *does ninja kick and knocks faggets teeth out* "HAHA!" *does ninja chop and splits that fagget in his grill* "Oh what then!?" I had then grabbed my ties and tied the guy up. He was knocked out for the moment. I ran downstairs and told the people. They had called the cops and the Police arrested the guy. The police congratulated me and awarded me with a certificate. They said how they have been looking for this masked murderer for over 20 years now. I was amazed that someone like me could take on this criminal. And I owe it all to My Sensei Ninja Trainer Jason! :)
-Super Sexy Ninja Ashlee
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| Arrrrr There Maytee! |
[28 Jun 2003|09:53pm] |
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Well there I was along Port St. Lucies hard ocean drifts on Captain Gumbys ship, Argh when all of a sudden we started getting attacked by Captain Poser Taylor and her crew. Captain Gumby told us to spread out. Navigator Jason handed us our swords. We began to fight. I knew we were going to win this battle. Captain Gumby screamed out "Avast ye maytees!" and we all ran towards Captain Poser Taylor. Captain Gumby said he will take Captain Poser Taylor and for us to take the rest. Buckaneer Poser Angie came towards me and I immidatly stabbed her with my sword. She was down. Buckaneer Poser Aly ran towards Navigator Jason.. At the time he didnt have a sword.. So I threw him mine. They fought for about 2 minutes then he took her down. All us Sexy Pirates on Captain Gumbys ship have won against all the Ugly Pirates on Captain Poser Taylors ship. But when we looked up, we were amazed to see Captain Gumby and Captain Poser Taylor still fighting. I gasped in shock! They were up on the plank. Captain Poser Taylor closer to the edge. Captain Gumby then said "Argh there you see... Us here on Captain Gumbys Sexy Pirate ship are too sexy for you Buckaneers. Say we are the sexiest! Say it!" All of a sudden Captain Poser Taylor belted out "Captain Gumbys Crew are the sexiest Pirates ever!!!!!!!" After she said that Captain Gumby made her walk the plank. ::kasplat!:: She went into the ocean. We never saw Captain Poser Taylor again. ::backround music *Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me*::
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| Another Perfect Evening |
[23 Jun 2003|09:55pm] |
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Well today was going pretty darn good I must say. I was at the park skateboarding while my brother and sister played on the playground. I was just about to land a Nollie Hardflip Backfoot Lateflip when all of a sudden this guy jumped in front of me. I fell on the curb and was hurt badly. Then he started going after my sister to kidnap her. I picked up my skateboard and limped over to him. I hit him in the back of his head with the board and he fell to the ground. So now these guys I saw in a car earlier started the car up and was aiming straight for me to run me over. I grabbed my board and threw it straight into their front winsheild. The curved over to the right and hit a fire hydrant. I jumped on on their car and grabbed my skateboard and said "Thanks Boys!" I went back over to the guy I knocked out with my board and I kicked him. I grabbed the jump rope that was laying on the ground next to him and I tied him up to the telephone pole. I went over to where my brother and sister were and I grabbed them and we went home. It wasnt as exciting as my other adventures, but it was pretty awesome.
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| Ashlee-Ator |
[21 Jun 2003|08:26pm] |
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Today I was sitting in my room playing Final Fantasy 10 on my Playstation 2 when all of a sudden_ Someone was knocking on my window. I peaked out my window and didnt see anyone. So I then opened my window and looked outside. Then some guy grabbed me and tried tieing me up. I yelled at him and told him "How dare you disturb me while Im playing video games! No one disturbs me durning my video game time!". He turned and looked at me then tried putting duck tape on my mouth. But again_ Me and my cat_like reflexes jumped up and punched him in his face. He didnt budge. I knew that from that moment on_ it was going to take alot to bring this evil gwatamahasian down. So_ I then kicked him in his leg. I think I must of kicked his shin. I ripped the duck tape off my mouth and stuck it in his hair. He yelled at me. He pulled out a knife but I grabbed the knife right out of his hands! I stabbed him in his arm with it. He started screaming in pain! I kicked him in the nuts_ It must of hurt him alot because he was yelling profanity. He tried crawling back out of my window. But I grabbed him and told him I wasnt done yet. He started crying and was begging me to leave him be. I figured Id be nice and let him off with another kick. But this time in his face. He crawled out my window and started running away with a limp. I thought I could be cool like The Terminator and I screamed "Asta La Vista Baby!".
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| Movie Time |
[18 May 2003|06:17pm] |
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I went to the movies on Friday and while I was there, I thought it would be halarious to light some fireworks inside of the theater. So I pulled out of my backpack a firecracker and lit it. It started exploding. Everyone in the theater started screaming. Babies were crying. I was laughing. I pulled out a bottle rocket and lit that. It went off. Everyone again started screaming. I started running when I saw the manager of the theater come in and scream "What the heck is going on in here?"! I ran so fast. I think I ran faster than I ever have in my whole entire life. As I was running down St. Lucie West, a van pulled over in front of me. I stopped and stared inside. It was Bob, my manager. He said hop in. I jumped in and we took off. He saved me. So Saturday night I went back to the movies, everyone was telling me about this mysterious person who shot off fireworks inside of the theater. I acted amazed. I told them how I would love to meet that person. No one knew it was me. I was so thankful for that. It was great though. So next time you go to the movies, Look in theater 9 and look up at the ceiling. Its all torn up and stuff. Later
-Ash
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| Mysterious Cadillac |
[15 May 2003|01:35pm] |
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Okay, as most of you know, I live on a very dark street. No one really lives over here. Last night I was walking down my street, Listening to my CD player (Less Than Jake), Somebody pulled up in a black Escalade. I was scared. I just stood there. I lowered my CD Player. They opened the door and pulled me in. I couldnt see anyone. I tried grabbing for the door then someone grabbed my hand. I started screaming! They turned on the light. It was the guys from Good Charlotte. I started screaming even more! They told me they were lost. They asked me what my name was. I told them. They told me they have heard of me before. Then Joel started screaming. He realized that im also in a band. He asked me for my autograph. I gave it to him. They all gave me their autographs. I showed them where to go, and they offered to take me to Burger King. I said okay. So we went to Burger King and ate. They bought me food. As we sat in the car eating our food, Benji asked me if I was dating anyone. I then said yes. He got all mad and asked me who he was. Then Joel got mad at Benji because he was hitting on me. (I thought it was great. They were fighting over me! woot woot!) Joel turned around and smackd Benji in the face. Benji then turned around and hit Joel in the arm. They started wrestling in the car. Benji ripped Joels shirt off. ::sighs:: They just kept fighting. I told them to stop and that I liked them both. So they stopped. They thought that was good enough. They started to drive me home. When we pulled up in my driveway, Benji gave me his number. Joel gave me his number too. When I looked at the number, they were the same. Maybe because they are twins who live together. LoL I started giggling. They both hugged me and told me that once im single to give them a call. I said okay. Benji gave me his guitar pic. Joel saw that and gave me his tie. It was great. As I walked up my driveway to my house, I turned around and they were still standing there watching me. They screamed how they loved me and they got in the car. I waved and walked into my house.It was the best night walk ever! I wonder what will happen next!
-Ash
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| Our Band Was Great! |
[12 May 2003|09:44pm] |
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Yay! Finally im home from our gig. It was great! Our manager Bob said we were bigger than the Beach Boys. We were all so excited! We did awesome. None of us messed up. Afterwards Scott tried crowd surfing but the people in the audience sort of dropped him. We all started laughing but Scott didnt think it was funny. Our band was the best out there. Bob thought of a name for us. Unknown and Unseen. It suits us well since no one wants to see us or know us. Its perfect! Well anyways, I think we need to go practice some more.
-Ash
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| The Chase Is On |
[12 May 2003|03:21pm] |
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In school today, I was walking from my 1st hour to my 2nd hour and suddenly, Deputy Woods came out of no where and grabbed me by my arms and said "Your coming with me. We have been looking for you!". He handcuffed me, but I fought and fought. But somehow he still got the cuffs on me. It hurt very badly. Then I figured I would try something else. So I kicked him in the groin, but I didnt kick him in the balls. Close enough though. He started yelling at me and threw me to the ground. Actually, I thought it was funny. As I layed there on the ground, I was thinking. I though I wasnt going to be able to fight him off of me. He was laying on top of me holding me down. He called for reinforcements. I was just too strong for him. I head butted him, and I kicked him in the face. I got myself back up and started kicking him everywhere. He just layed there on the floor in pain. I started laughing at him. I grabbed the key and started running. The other cops came in their golf carts and started chasing me. Finally the part where everyone watching was looking forward to... The chase. I ran way faster than those golf carts. I outbeat them by at least 5 feet. I was running like a cheeta. I was doing great! Then Steven got in my way and tripped me. I suddenly fell to the ground. I was hurt. My knees were all scraped up. When I got off the ground I started kicking Steven! And of course, I won that fight. I was still ahead of the cops. I started running again, even though I was in so much pain. I was hurting badly. Then finally the cops gave up and told me they would let me free. I said Okay and let them unhandcuff me. Deputy Woods came up to me with the bloody nose I had given him and black and blue eye and told me that they werent pressing any charges on me. I said thank you and was on my way. As I was walking away, Deputy Woods called me back and gave me a piece of paper. As I left he winked at me. On the paper was his phone number and a kiss mark from him.
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| Another Loser Anthem |
[11 May 2003|05:23pm] |
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Well today I went to the Recording Studio and it was me and my band.
Me <~ Guitar/vocals
Charlie <~ Guitar/vocals
Scott <~ Bass
Matt <~ Drums
We all went to record an album. We worked so hard on it too. The manager guy told us we were the best hes seen. So as we sat there waiting in anticipation, Charlie flicking Scott in the ears, Matt playing drums on everything he saw, Me reading a magazine, The manager guy came back out and told us his name was Bob and he would like to be our Manager. He told us we would be as big as NOFX and Millencolin and them. We were so excited! We jumped up and down with glee. He told us that he loved us like a fat kid loves cake. That must have meant alot because this guy was really fat, and not to mention he was eating cake. It was great! We were all so happy. I think Scott even sheded a tear. Of course, Matt was trying to be all cool like and stuff and just sat there. He said he had to use the restroom and when he walked in the bathroom we all heard someone screaming "YES! WHOO HOO! WE MADE IT!". Yes, that was Matthew. So then we realized he was happy too. He was just trying to hold all his excitment in! But the 3 of us couldnt. Bob, our new manager, had told us that we had a gig starting tomarrow. So we will see how it goes. It will probally be the best. Because the best have to play the best, you know how that one goes. Well im off to get my band members ready for tomarrow. We have a big day ahead of us. Later
-Ash
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| Horrible Distaster Of The Day |
[11 May 2003|12:00pm] |
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Last night I was just laying in my bed looking out the window at the stars when suddenly something horrible happened. The ground started shaking, my things in my room started falling, it was just plain horrible. I was so scared. Then I realized this isnt something normal, it was an earthquake! I started screaming, but no one could hear me. I was too scared to get out of bed, so I just layed there screaming for someones help. No one came. So today when I woke up, all my clothes and skateboards, and stuff was all over the floor. My dad came in and wondered how it all got there. He told me to clean my room. Then I explained the horrible earthquake that had come in earlier, and all he had to say was, "Yeah Whateva!".
--Ash
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| Great Day___ Not! |
[10 May 2003|11:04pm] |
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I was out at the baseball feilds, Minding my own business, When 3 guys thought they would be all tuff and stuff and started pushing me around. So we started arguing, and that started a bigger fight. One of them tried to punch me, but me and my cat_like reflexes hurried up and stopped him before he could punch me. I punch him in his face and kicked him in the balls. He just fell to the ground and layed there for quite a long time. The other 2 got kind of scared, but one tried to take me on. I said "Bring It On.", And he tried to kick me, so I grabbed his leg and made him fall backwards. I broke his leg and pulled on his arm until it poped and broke. The last and final guy started running screaming. He was too scared to fight me. So afterall it was a pretty good fight. Like usual I won again. I bet they wont want to fight anyone anymore. The 2 guys just layed on the floor screaming in pain and agony. I said "Later Suckers!", and walked back over to my brother Devin. Yes, Great Day_ Not!
-Ashlee
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