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Tuesday, March 18th, 2003
| Time |
Event |
| 1:24a |
School Sucks
Well... this is my first journal... I don't know what to write... and I'm tired... and I should start going to bed earlier than late in the night... or early morning... who gives a shit... anyways... yeah so you like Bass Fishing? Oh yeah, well screw you too... Well I'm leaving now... cause I'm talking to myself... but I'll be more than happy to leave better entries next time... what was that... shut up... NO!!... I need an adult!! ...The damn paint on the wall is mocking me again.... that's it!!!! I'm setting the damn paint on fire... ow... fire... its so HOT... why does it have to be so hot?... man... Now do you see what I mean.... This is my life after 12:00 am on weekdays.... it sucks.... just doing useless shit... not even related to furthering my carrer in college or my life... like Counterstrike and making badass smoothies, for which the shcool cafeteria should be licking my nuts for.... because they are jews and they don't know how to make god damn smoothies...idiots! Lightening needs to strike them on the head!.... It already looks like one of the people that work in my cafeteria survived a fit of natural selection for now... I was thinking of adding him to "FuckingIwantToVomitUglyPiecesOfHorseShit.com"... and one lady... omg... it looks like jack from the beanstock planted some seeds in her ear and it went ape shit... people!... she's fucking serving food!!.... if you make people sick and you serve food... get... the... fuck... out!!!... I think to work in a cafeteria, at least 5 dogs have to have bitten you because you look like a chunk of rancid meat.... seriously... Well, if you didn't know me... Ha!! After reading this, I would think that I was a pathetic Loser!.... (To Be Continued)
Current Mood: WTF? | | 8:47p |
School Sucks Squared
Man.... technology these days... one day men are "manually increasing the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon by linear manipulation" to some snazzy sketches.... and now they "download from their own website" to about 300 mega pixels stored and compressed into a 872Kb encryption... we've "come" so far along... HAHAAAAAAH!.... HA!... wow i kill myself sometimes... ahhh i tip my hat to Ole' Yeller... i just wish that grandpa wouldn't drink and operate heavy farm machinery, while trying keep grandma from breaking wind while getting excited.... huh?.... what the hell am i talking about!?... I ask myself that too often nowadays... Yeah well I dropped chemistry today for just this semester... I'll have to pick it up next semester. When I was trippin on chicken-pox, I missed too much important information... and I guess I just never caught up... so my grades suffered... suffered like the festering wounds of a world war one soldier with dysentery that had been standing knee deep in the mud of the trenches... wow... pretty bad eh?... yeah... so now... I am sitting here... deciding if i should read some more biology tonight or tomorrow... cause I mean... where would we be without procrastination? ya know?... I hope that an Enlish teacher doesn't read this... Cause eYE, shure halfve, alot of missteaks, and, eclipses in my wriding (the three dots thing)... So yeah... I'm counting the days till school ends...cause that's when finals start... I'm so excited!.... finals... I mean... they only come twice a year!... I miss them already... HA!... yeah especially the whole grabbing my ankles and waiting for the tests!... F-ing SOB's... why can't we all be retarded (no offense to any 'tards out there) and not go to school?... I wish life could be more like Old Skool... cause Will Farrell is a badass. I really need to get more sleep here at college.. i chose the dumbest times to go to bed... but as they say... p-p-p-p-people that live in glass houses, sink ship-p-p-ps... well... i think that it's about to go make a sacrifice to the porcelin gods (i had some dormCafeteriaShit earlier... I mean... food, that is now ready)... I've ran out of things to say because I'm very tired... tired of being tired... I wish I could be like the badass that Al Pachino plays in The Devil's Advocate, and how he doesn't have to sleep... except without the whole Devil/Satan/Lucifer/Fiery Snake/Fallen Angel/Foul Fiend/Cloven Hoof/Angel of the Bottomless-Pit/Prince of Darkness/Old Horny/Prince of Pain/Prince of Demons/Monarch of Hell/Diablo/Velnias/Aeshmã Daevã/Abaddon/Archfiend/Old Bendy/Beng/Berith/Beelzebub/Deuce/Dickins/Ebru Labadon/Son of the Morning/Supay... thing... yeah... my thoughts exactly... well tune in next time for the badassness flowing forth from these journals.... HA!.... This is David the Badass reporting live from my mind, back to you Donald in the studio.......
Current Mood: SHIT!!
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