dan the kitti man

1:47pm: There were 25 leopards miraculously cured of a brain disease, and that will be featured on National Geographic Explorer tonight. That's good for the big kitties. And it's hosted by Mireya Meyor. She's a Fulbright scholar and former Miami Dolphins cheerleader, you have to remember that. But it isn't JUST that she's a hottie chica babe (although there is that), she is really smart and she knows a lot of really smart thingies about animals. She had gone in search of the world's smallest primate:

Mayor debuted on EXPLORER in ?Lemur Rescue,? a program that featured her genetic research on the highly endangered lemurs of Madagascar. Marie Claire profiled Mayor and her work in Madagascar in their October 2002 issue. In upcoming films for Ultimate Explorer, Mayor will be tracking the elusive western lowland gorilla in the Central African Republic and searching for a previously undiscovered species of primate in the jungles of Madagascar.

And, of course she had the world's smallest primate make her TV debut. And then there were the 400 LB gorillas. And she even got to see for herself where they sleep. mmmhmmmm. And tonight, it is leopards:

8:00 P.M. ET NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC EXPLORER - Wild Vet: Extreme Challenge National Geographic Ultimate Explorer correspondent Mireya Mayor joins Dr. Ulf Tubbesing, a veterinary pioneer who treats some of Africa?s wildest and most unpredictable animals, as he attempts to save a family of leopards stricken with a mysterious and deadly brain disorder. (cc)

Big kitties and Mireya Mayor on National Graphic Explorer tonight. That's always fun.

10:42am: the fairy faith
watching the sundance channel. there is a relly interesting movie about fairies on now called The Faerie Faith. all sorts of fun thingies about faeries. it is a LOT easier for kids to see faeries than groan-ups. mmmhmmmm. maybe a big fluffy kitty can see faeries.

9:40am: the 5th led zeppelin album, Houses Of The Holy, has printed lyrics for the album, and after D'yer Mak'r, and at the end it says:

(Whatever happened to Rosie and the Originals?) <-- click here.

um, i thought it was fun anyway.

4:28pm: five year old girls with deadly pants. in tha hizouse!
my livejornal community Bathroom On The Right is for misheard lyrics. and five year old girls with deadly pants! it's true!

see for yorself.

anyway, i dunno if anyone is wearing deadly pants today. that would be fun. mmmhmmmm. um, i am just remarkably pleased that i have a livejournal community with five year old girls with deadly pants.

2:28pm: cleopatra's fluffy kitty dance.
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12:48pm: i have to invite someone dangerous to tea.

2:51pm: i made 2 led zeppelin CDs. Achilles' Last Stand featres songs from Physical Graffiti, Presence and In Through The Out Door, with the title song, kashmir,carousleambra, tea for one, custard pie and the rover. and Rock And Roll features most of the 4th album, plus Poor Tom and Walter's Walk from Coda, and all of Houses Of The Holy, featuring The Song Remains The Same, and The Ocean. "Oh so good" yes indeedie.

2:17am: here are the top 20 search strings for my website. i have NO idea what #17 says about me. ;}

Top 20 of 58 Total Search Strings

# Hits Search String

1 6 6.19% javacam
2 5 5.15% cleopatra
3 4 4.12% cleopatra pics
4 4 4.12% kitti
5 4 4.12% turtles
6 4 4.12% xuxa
7 3 3.09% cleopatra picture
8 3 3.09% monster
9 3 3.09% ninja
10 3 3.09% when come back bring pie
11 2 2.06% cleo
12 2 2.06% cleopatra pictures
13 2 2.06% cleopatras theme
14 2 2.06% kittycat.com
15 2 2.06% laverne
16 2 2.06% laverne and shirley
17 2 2.06% monster dick
18 2 2.06% my cam
19 2 2.06% ooo
20 2 2.06% page three girl

3:32pm: t3rrx0r l3v3l
they changed the terror level alert thingie again today. i forget the exact details, but i think they went from magenta, which is the "Woah! Dude!" level of bad thingies happening to the maroon level, or "Get your panties out of a wad." or something like that.

8:07pm: and i don't know what to do about those
tossed salads and scrambled eggs
they're calling again

um, actually i have NOT been watching frasier. i just likes me some salads and scrambled eggies.

7:51pm:
i like the biggie galapagos tortoise. that is all.

5:27pm:
anyone know the murmurs? listening to them now.

2:12pm: the Magic Coffee Mug answers your questions and lets you see the answers to the most recent 5 questions asled. the last question is mine...( Read more... )

2:13pm: this just in from typing teacher Mavis Beacon: "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs." an anonymous music teacher added that "every good boy deserves fudge" but refused to speculate any further.

10:53am: Walter Matthau was the star of the 1994 movie I.Q. which was filmed on location in Princeton, NJ, where i live. i saw them film one scene in Palmer Square, and i actually made eye contact with Walter Matthau in full Einstein makeup. that was kewl. he was about fifteen feet away from me.

3:07pm: ooo, this is me...ramensaurus!

much of good Looks yes indeedie. of course i likes me some ramen noodle. :o)

8:12pm: Two submarines were sitting in a tree knitting. A pig flew by with a twig in its mouth. A little later, the subs were still knitting in their tree when a pig flew by with a twig in it's mouth. Later still, the submarines are still sitting, still knitting, when a pig flies by with a twig in it's mouth. One of the submarines turns to the other and says, "Must be building a nest."

Two sausages in a frying pan: one turns to the other and says "Damn, its hot in here"
The other says "Oh my god! Its a talking sausage".

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay, they'd be 'bagels'.

6:35pm: did martin mcfine's friend push him into sally at the castle party?
actual questions from the Magic Coffee Mug.

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4:13pm: Mommy, Mommy!
mommy, mommy jokes are fun. mmmhmmmm.
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4:09pm: piccies from Matrix Reloaded. yayness.

Let There Be Frozen Peas! sadly, there is STILL no spoon. :(
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4:21pm: stella moo and thumper

stella moo. as seen with glitter princess moocow and moobelline. NOT named after the Streetcar Named Desire character, but the Grateful Dead song, Stella Blue. that's always fun. and here is thumper. name suggested by theinnocence on livejournal.




the one on the right is NOT new, but i never got around to putting on cam before.

4:06pm: YOUR ASSIGNMENT
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10:39am: new moo

cleopatra meets the new moocow, just arrived earlier today. cleopatra sniffed the new moo, and, of course, had a nice fight. i did NOT know the cowgirl is in moocow fight club!
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2:57pm: kitty lick

cleopatra was licking my breakfast plate this morning. i had scrambled eggies.

10:17pm: i won this swell talking sea world turtle on ebay

another turtle plush toy, but this one talks! yayness. comes from a non smoking house, i will NOT give it any cigarettes either. mmmhmmmm. of course the NEW turtle needs a name too. :o)

see the auction here.