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Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up!
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five Minutes is only
five minutes if you've just been given five minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" end in
"Fine"
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!!
Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you're an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome
I know from family experience that "Go Ahead" and "That's Okay" are precursors to violence, quite often of the physical nature. The fallout from "That's Okay" is usually delayed by days, weeks, months, and sometimes even years. Example: "You want to mess with me? Go ahead! What are you going to do? You think you're going to knock me out?" When my Sister made this series of statements, whoever was in front her (male {yes, men got their asses kicked by my sis}, as well as female) was about to take a serious ass whooping. My Mom's favorite saying: "That's Okay, you wait. You wait and see!" This meant that eventually you were going to get something from her you didn't like i.e. an ass whooping, your business told, whatever is suitable punishment plus some for whatever you did. (I must admit to adopting a variation of that one, as well as a less violent form of "Go Ahead")
( A Meandering Trip Down Memory Lane )
The black funk mood is gone, it has been replaced by serious irritation caused by my workload and Aunt Flo. I know by the time I go back to work on Tuesday that everything will be back to normal again. I think a lot of my irritation is sexual frustration, but it has been about 3 1/2 months.If I give it another two, I won't even notice anymore. Nothing new happening with my crush, I haven't seen him around much, but I am not sure I would talk to him if he was. I really need to get past this shy thing, it has been years since I've experienced it this badly. That might be a good sign. There is a party on Saturday, which will be the first time I've gone out in ages. I know I am not going to be going home, I'll be way to drunk! It will be fun to do Karaoke again, I haven't done it since...1998. That was the last time, I think. Wow. Anyhow, I bought some running shoes because I have picked up running again. Next week I am going to be swimming at lunchtime as long as my supervisor allows it. The bi-annual physical test is coming in October, and I want to beat my times from earlier in the year. I have to do push ups now, and I hope for ten above the minimum (it feels like a knife it being jabbed and twisted repeatedly in my lower back!), but I'll take the minimum if I have to. I am not worried about sit ups, I know I'll max out on those. The swim should be fine, but I've started smoking again, so that might cause me breathing issues. I think I will do fine, but I really want to beat myself by a lot this year.
My little one is beginning to respond well to the shaping of her attitude issues. I have learned that taking away favorite toys, or favorite movies does the trick often enough.
Fuck, I am still thinking about sex. I think I am in bad need of some serious sexual deviation. Ok, I have to go let off some steam now....
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