Cruentus' Journal

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

7:50PM

Terms/Names To Know


FSU: Florida State University. My school.
Marching Chiefs (Chiefs): FSU marching band. I'm a flute player. What I spent roughly 20 hours a week doing and obsessing over and basically where all of my friends are at.
Continuity: Saturday morning, pre-game rehearsals of the shows. More or less a short dress rehearsal.
Skull (Session): Before home games, each section of the band plays a short, entertaining, easily recognizable prepared piece for the crowds in the baseball stadium, warm ups, and musical preview of the show. This is solely a Marching Chiefs function and is not related to the football game.
March Over: Before games, it's the parade of Chiefs going into the stadium. There's usually people dressed up as Indians high fiving us, people giving us water, and the sidewalks are lined with cheering fans. OR, it's during preseason training and when the rookies meet the vets for the first time on the field.
Screech: The trumpet section.
Flush: The tuba section.
Big 8: The drumline (there're 24, not 8. Oh well.)
Tones: The baritone section.
Pieces: The clarinet section.
Bones: The baritone section.
Section X: The sax section.
David: Head drum major.
Mark and Jeff: Assistant drum majors.
Dunnigan: Director of bands, in charge of Chiefs.
Plack: Assistant director, in charge of Seminole Sound, acts like he's 12.
Seminole Sound/SS: FSU pep band for all the other sports/events.
TRBC: Church.
Katie/Kate: Default is my roommate; others will either be determined by context or the first letter of surname (ie Katie U).
Kim: Roommate #2.
Gabby: Roommate #3.
Josie: AKA Jay.Lynne; best chick friend IRL.
Kyle: Josie's boyfriend/fiance thing.
Sara: Met at the tender age of 5 months old and friends ever since despite rarely seeing each other and having absolutely nothing in common.
Kris: Best guy friend.
Maddie: AKA recycled_sheets; twin except not.
Heather, MK, Kate, Cat, Liz, Donna, Erin, Amanda(s), Katie(s), Sarah(s), Jessica(s), Timmy, Joe, Lisa, Nate(s), Kenny, Sharon, Bonita, (Na)Tasha, Shawna, Lauren(s), Jen, Laura, Jodi, Kiki, Collette, Lorien, Rachel, John, Roy, Josh, Meghan(s), Colin, Jennie(s), Allison, Kelly, Linsey, Jeremy, Autumn, etc: Chiefs people.
Bryan, Weston, Betsy, Pete, Erin, Lia, Jackie, Aryn, Io, Caint, Tal, Abby, Andrea, Corey, Caitlin: Assorted Internet friends.
Eileen, Josh, Sean, Kellie, Reece, Brad, Grant: Assorted IRL friends not in Chiefs.
Megan, Elise, Jennie, Mike, Jesse, DJ, John, Chase, Andrew/Floppy, Rachel, Kevin, Susan, Steve, Nicole, Lindy, Paul, Eric, Ray, Jill: Assorted CollegeLife friends (a few of which are in Chiefs)
Zach, Becca, Rae, Stephanie(s), Sara, Angelica, Tyler, Allison, Bethany, Meredith, Daniel(s), Jackie, Adam, Matt, Kelly, Briana, Lauren(s), Kayna: Assorted HS people.. some are friends, some aren't, and most are totally out of my life. Mostly this is a good thing.
Tita: Paternal grandmother.
Joey: Younger brother.
Brad: Joey's best friend since age 5.
Alan: Cousin, my age, and living with us.
Justin: Josie's nephew and one of my fiances.
Cassi/Lena/Spikee/Mia/Daisy/Buddy/Murphy/Tigger/Sheppy/Toby: my cats and dogs.
Guild Wars/GW: The game I play sometimes.
HMU: The main college of music building.
Doak: FSU football stadium.
Vento Scuro (VS): The Pern online RPG I play in.
Tau Beta Sigma (TBS): Band sorority; coed.
Kappa Kappa Psi (KKPsi, KKP): Band fraternity; coed.
Sigma Alpha Iota (SAI): Professional music sorority.
Phi Mu Alpha (PMA): Professional/social (I don't remember) music fraternity.



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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

11:28PM

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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

12:30AM - the last part~!

come on, you know you've been waiting forever and a half for this....:

QUESTIONS 4501 THROUGH 5000 OF THE FAMED 5000 QUESTION SURVEY


4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with? Sara
4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer? He’s okay. Not my type.
4503. What movie are you looking forward to? Without a Paddle. And PotC 2. :p
4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana? Don’t care
4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think? Think
4506. Have you been to see an opera? Nope
4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty? My future
4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking? Um… no.
4509. Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused? Oh, they’re pretty different…
4510. Do you feel like there are a lot of referances in this survey that you are not getting? Some. Not all that many.
4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. Of the following list, what 5 things will you buy?
lollipops, lace up boots, bondage gear, bubblegum machine, a miniature orange grove, house plants, Bob Geldof, duct tape, Buzzcocks, poet shirts, Marc Almond, Al Gore, acrylic paints, Snoopy's dog house, an original andy warhol painting, zippers, orange and pink matching curtains and bed spread, flash, oj simpson, a slurpee maker, some flutes, electric chairs, feather pillows, post it notes, the terminator wax statue, fight club the movie, fight club the book
SOME FLUTES, post it notes, duct tape, lollipops, and lace up boots.
4512. Of the following things, which would you most like to have more of?
drink, dreams, bed, drugs, lust, lies, hate, love, fear, fun, pain, flesh, stars, smiles, fame, sex
drink, bed, love, fun, stars, smiles
4513. Your preference. David Bowie or Marc Bolan? Muh.
4514. Who'd win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith? Muh.
4515. Earth girls are: tasting like chicken.
4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction? Coolness. Have fun. I’ll tell Josie’s parents to laugh really hard at you.
4517. Would you ever consider working for the government? Yep. I wanna go military. 
4518. What are the best and wort television channels? Cartoon Network (for Toonami), weather channel, tv guide channel, sci fi, and history channel
4519. If you had a magicle pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw? A dragon! *squee*
4520. Your boots were made for: kicking
4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn't a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)? Um, Reign of Fire or Starship Troopers(?)
4522. What's the buzz? That killer bee heading straight for you.
4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is: Any random tard.
4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner? Forever! ^_^
4525. Soma animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think? Not very many in this culture… there are some I bet would though.
4526. What would you like to touch? A dolphin.
4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark? Sure, little thingies I have on the walls.
4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn? DRAGON!
4529. Do things just always go right for you? Not always
4530. What's the best nick toon? They all suck now.
4531. Can you make a balloon animal? nope
4532. Would you undress at a nude beach? Never, just to be different. And modest.
4533. Wherever there's a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false? True, no one can stand secrets.
4534. What is today but yesterday's tommorrow? And tomorrow’s yesterday.
4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like squidworth who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him? Neither
4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day? Like, none.
4537. What is the difference between intelectualism and pretentiosness? Spell check, please. -_- Intellectualism: knowing what you’re talking about pretentiousness: sounding smart and probably not knowing what you’re talking about
4538. What do you like in a poem, accessability, crypticness or somethin in between? straightforwardness
4539. What do you think of William Blake? What’s to think of?
Is his writing difficult to understand? I guess it depends on your education
4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete? With you, hell yes.
4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with? Becca. :P Because we love each other.
Why the conflict? We spend too much time together.
4542. What is the difference between literature and hallmark cards? Hallmark cards are retarded and five words long.
4543. How many contemporary poets can you name? None!
4544. What subjects do you refuse to talk about? My dog dying. Friends’ breakups. Other painful topics.
Why are you hiding from them? I’m not, I’m avoiding undue angst.
4545. Are you every parent's wet dream? …EW?
4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not? ‘Cause we all suck.
4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member? Sure.
4548. Greatest black and white film: Schindler’s List *laughs*
4549: Greatest film three hours or longer: GWTW
4550. No means.. Sure.
4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or aquantance how likly are you to criticize it? depends
4552. Do you mentally reject people? yep
Before speaking to them? yep
4553. Are we already living out 1984? nope
4554. Sing, now! “I am fireproof I tried to tell you but you wouldn’t be quiet I am fireproof”
What did you sing? Fireproof -Pillar
Can you sing? Kinda sorta maybe not
Are you the next american idol? HELL NO
4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm? Yes
4556. Have you ever been airbrushed? Nope
4557. Are you an alitist? You mean elitist? Iono..
What are you elitist about? Eh.
4558. Are you arrogant? Yes.
About what? Everything I can get away with.
4558. Use the two following words in a sentance: ghandi, ford
Ghandi eats children in the bed of his Ford.
4559. Are you trecherous? Treacherous? Um… if I was, I really, really wouldn’t be broadcasting it.
4560. Nam the ten bands you are the biggest fan of: 1) Pillar 2) Toby Mac 3) Falling Up 4) Linkin Park 5) Offspring 6) 12 Stones 7) Celine Dion 8) Two Mix 9) 3 Doors Down 10) Evanescence
Name the ten bands who are your biggest fans: ain’t happenin’
4561. Are you jolly? ^_-
4562. What does the world stop for? Sex and money
4563. Would you like to reapolster your furniture in camoflauge? OMG, English please… and no.
4564. Would you rather have your own personal live in massuse or a new car? Car.
4565. What were you born holding? My hands.
4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character? Character *has a big nose*
4567. Name three things you would NOT do, even for one million dollars (tax free):
1 eat live fish
2 swim with lotsa fish
3 smoke
4568. Who has rejected you? A coupla people
Who have you rejected? A couple people
4569. Natural body odor or perfumes and colognes? Both
4570. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not me
4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee? Not you
4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups? Yeah, gogurt.
4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up? Maybe, is the originator around?
What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up? Depends, is the originator around?
4574. What's on your pajamas? Clouds and “no angel”
4575. Are people nicer in new york or california? Maybe California
4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit? HELL NO
4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone? I wait it out. :p
4578. Do you play in the snow? I would if we had snow
4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time? Uh.. no?
4580. What bible storiy would you like to see acted out by animated veggetables? David and Bathsheba! *bounces* *plays with rubber duckie*
What vegetable would play jesus? Iono
4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack? Sure
4582. You can't make this easy can you? Never
4583. What is a small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequenses? lies
4584. Are you the open window maniac? nope
4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor? nope
What exactly do hall monitors do anyway? Monitor hallways… duh…
4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for halloween? Army uniform
4587. When was the last timeyou played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc? um… way too long
4588. Can you leap frog? yes
4589. What was the lost strong and clear emotion yo felt? Lost? Um, the last one was sadness, ‘cause I was cleaning up Tippy’s play area
4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot? Candle?
4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust? Yes! Annoying people go byebye!
4592. Are you an angel in disguise? *snort choke*
4593. Could you have fun with ajelly fish? I already have
for 12 hours? No way
4594. Who throws the wildest parties? Slone! *grin*
4595. Do you own an I <3 NY shirt? Hell no
4596. If you could make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be? Some uber long anime.
4597. Are you a rockstar only no one knows it yet? Nuh uh….
4598. have you ever been stung by anything? Yep
What? A bee
4599. Who's autograph have you gotten in the last year? Um.. Sara’s?
4600. Are you enjoying this? If I weren’t, I sure as hell wouldn’t be on question 4600
4601. What do you think of rappers who talk about raping and killing their mother? Shoot ‘em in the nads
4602. Are you art? Nooo
4603. Do you think that most writers musicians and artists make art or lve art? I don’t know if that’s live or love, but since art has already been invented, then the latter
What would you prefer them do? latter
4604. Iraq is destroying it's missles and the white house is still not happy. Why not? Because Iraq’s a bunch of genocidal lying bastards. Duh.
4605. Do you find americans to be a very sterile and emotionless people? Nah
4606. What do we talk about when we talk about love? Lust
4607. Would you write a ong about how horrible your mom is in order to sell more records? Nope
Why would anyone want to hear that anyway? No idea
4608. Do you think that eminem is genuine or doing it all for show (even his mom says it's all for show)? SHOW
4609. Should juveniles be tried as adults if they commit murder? If they can commit an adult crime, they can handle adult consequences
4610. Should there be laws to restrict breeding? Yes
Should the laws include getting a high score on an iq test? Nah
Should the laws include proving that you can/will be able to provide care and support for the child? YES
Should the laws include a background check to determine whether you will be a fit parent? No
4611. Would you/have you ever committed statutory rape (had sex with someone 17 or younger while you were 18 or older)? nope
4612. Do you believe that Mcdonald's should be held responsible for it's customer's obesity? HELL FUCK NO
4613. Did you know that 1/2 of american adults read at an 8th grade level or below (I just saw it on foxnews)? Nope, but I knew that newspapers must be printed at a third grade level
What do you think of this? It makes me feel really smart.
4614. Do you drink tea with honey? Nope
4615. Do bees and wasps terrify you? Nope
4616. How do you decide what to say and do when someone puts the spotlight on you? I just turn on the automatic sensor and go for it.
4617. Are you more muddy or clean?? Right now, muddy. I was playing in the front yard with my cats.
4618. If conciousness could speak what would it say? “DAMMIT KNOCK IT OFF!”
4619. Is Leslie a good name for a man? No
4620. Why do men feel they have the right to look woman up and down? Because their misogynistic pigs? *grin*
4621. Are you pristine? HAHA
4621. Do you want to blind people with your wet-look lipgloss? NOO
Guys, do you like to be blinded by super shiney wet-look lip gloss? Yes, apparently…
4622. How many years is too big of an age difference for a couple? Depends on the younger one’s age. Let’s go with 20 as a starting point.
4623. What would the worst name be to have? Shanaynay
4624. China and France are both opposed to war with Iraq. What do you think of this? They’re communist loving bastards
4625. What do you think about the Turkish parliment not allowing American troops to set up camp in Turkey? They don’t want their asses getting bombed
4626. What country is the most generous about foreign aid? Right now, Britain/
What country is the least generous? France
4627. Who's the sexiest ghostbuster? Slimer. -_-
4628. Are you a humanitarian? Meh.
4629. Have you ever seen the Tommy and Pamela Anderson honeymoon sex video? EW
Do you think it was meant to be private or a publicity stunt? Publicity stunt
4630. Are you a cat expert? Nah
4631. Go Go Gadget: whee!
4632. What's your idea of fun? laughter
4633. At what age will you panic about feeling old? 45
4634. It's you and ___ against the world. Your cat
4635. Are you the keymaster or the gatekeeper? keymaster
4636. When is the end of the world going to be? Iono, watch the video.
4637. Write your own theme song now: *humming*
4638. Do you yell at the tv when the news disturbs you? No… I yell at it when watching anime though
4639. Is society too sick to survive? They seem to be doing fine
4640. Have you ever been involved ina ritual? Might’ve
4641. What the hell do YOU want????? Your man. And his hot bod.
4642. Have you seen finnian's rainbow? Nope
What would you have done? Blown it up
4643. Weezer's best album is: non existent
why? *shrug*
4644. Fast food of choice is for you: Taco Bell!
4645. What song is in your head RIGHT NOW!!!?? Nothing, actually, though Irene is about to be.
4646. Is this a magic monet? Um… wha?
Of course it is. …
4647. A theme song you hate is: Pokemon
4648. What words can you come up with by anagraming your name? char, lech, arch, arc, hare, car, care, ale, hale
4649. Are you a magician? Nope
4650. What kind of waffles suit you best? Good ones slathered with butter and syrup *num*
4651. It's the olden days and your father is going to drive all the way from the big city. He wants to bring something back for you. What do you ask him for? A pony!
4652. Have you ever watched Little House on the Prarie? Yep
4653. How did Columbus discover America when people were already living here? He was the first European and history is from a European standpoint
Didn't They discover it? In a way.
4654. How far can you spit? Few feet
4655. What drinks do you know how to mix? none
4656. What does the perfect engagement ring look like? Silver!
4657. How do you feel about arranged marriages? Depends, really.
4658. Do you talk to angels? Nope
4659. What are you worried bout? Grades
4660. How often do you touch people in conversations? occasionally
4661. Do you read in bed? yes
4662. How many sick days in a row do you take off from school or work? Like, one
4663. There are three nursery schools. Nursery school one has children sit together around tables. It emphasizes group play. It has building blocks that are very large, so large that it takes two or more children to lift them, in order to teach working together. It is moderately decorated and encourages the imagination by providing less materials for the children. There is one teacher per classroom and the teacher likes to allow the children to work out their own problems.
Nursery school two has many materials for the children and is brightly colored and decorated. There are two teachers per class and the teachers activly intervene between the children. There are different stations (painting, blocks, etc) and the children are encouraged to make choices about what they like to do and don't like to do.
Nursery school three emphasizes schedualed activities. The children sit in rows and must work alone, relying on themselves. Everything is very organized and structured. The children wear bright clothing, and are taught to memorize stories and songs. If the parents both work, this school offers whole care, which means the child can stay overnight a few days a week.
Which school would you send your (possibly hypothetical) children to? First one. Independent kids all the way.
4664. Each of those nursery schools is in a different country. Which one is in the United States? The second one
Which one is in Japan? Japan is the third one, I know that for a fact.
What country is the last nursery school in? No idea
4665. What hour is your most creative time of day? 12 am
4666. Does sleeping feel more satisfying when all of your work is done or when there's something else you should be doing? When I’m tired, whenever that is
4667. Here's a dollar. Put three songs on the juke box. Eighties. 
4668. Do you refer to teenagers as 'kids' yet? yeah
4669. What is one thing you thought was the end of the world when you were a teenager (or if you are a teenager name something you thought was the end of the world 5 years ago)? Graduating high school
What do you think of this thing now? Can’t wait!
4670. Are americans uptight about sex? yep
Are you? yep
4671. What bored games are in your closet? Three forms of Monopoly
4672. What movie quote sticks out in your mind (don't tell what movie it's from, let us guess)?
“What do you need besides a miracle?”
”Guns. Lots of guns.”
4673. What is the weirdest song you've Ever found yourself enjoying? Toxic. Britney Spears.
4674. Look in your history book. Who would you fuck? *blinks*
4675. A man in the reserves is being called off to war. He wants to defend his country but he finds that his 1 year old child needs a heart transplant. In his shoes would you stay and care for your child or go and defend your country? Defend country. Ain’t nothing you can do except wait for the heart to come in, and that don’t help no one. Furthermore, the kid’s really too young to develop a complex over the fact that daddy left.
4676. Is gone with the wind
an accurate movie: kind of. British accents hurt it though…
agood movie: FUCK YES
4677. What is your salvation? Jesus
What will it take you to acieve it? I do not know
4678. Is alcohol the water of life? …eh?
4679. Name a friend of the opposite sex: No
He or she tells you that he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction: ^_-
4680. Name one of your same sex friends: No
He or she tells you that he or she is gay. Your reaction: ^_-
Then he or she tells you he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction: o.O
4681. What was the difference between your reaction to the same sex and the different sex friend? I’m anti-homosexual.
Why the difference of reactions? See above
4682. Where could you go that would be so incredible you would no longer be able to come back to the life you live here and now? My ideal occupation.
4683. What is the main problem you have with yourself? Procrastinator
4684. When did you wish you could disappear? All last fall
4685. Why is it that we call poor-average people crazy and rich people eccentric? Rich people have money. Duh/
4686. Is rain on your wedding day a good example of irony? Psh, no.
Can you think of a good example of irony? Two countries duking it out over a wasteland.
4687. What have you recently changed your mind about? I don’t know. Sex, maybe.
4688. What is one thing you won't allow yourself to have? Drugs that require smoking.
4689. What would you say if Brad Pitt married Rosie O'Donnell? I’d laugh my ass off.
What about if Catherine Zeta Jones married Drew Carrey? Wouldn’t care
4690. Name something that there is no wrong way to do: breathe
4691. If you and your partner could choose which of you would carry the baby (yes even the male would be able to carry it) who would your vote be for? Honestly don’t know.
4692. If men could get pregnent would abortion become much more acceptable do you think? IHDK
4693. When and where have you felt most comfortable being nude? In the shower.
4694. What subject do you know the most about? Romanovs
Tell us something interesting about it. Contrary to popular opinion, Anastasia was found, she was 17 when she died, and the Dowager Empress Marie was a bitch.
4695. What is the longest time you have gone between orgasms? 17 years and counting
4696. What is the least amount of money you would have to have in order to consider yourself rich? $10,000
4697. What words have others used to describe you? “cold” “emotionless” “sweet” “reassuring” “fun” “evil”
4698. What is the most extreme thing you would do/have done to alter your appearance? Cut my hair
Why did you/would you do it? Because I wanted to.
4699. What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again? Couple mil.
4700. What has been the hardest secret to keep? Things that I know are dangerous.
4701. What is your reaction to beggers and homeless on the streets? “…”
Are they lazy? Some are, some aren’t.
Why? Huh?
4702. Does pure altruism exist? Why or why not? Nah, ‘cause man is inherently selfish
4703. Is 'You like me and I like it all' an attitude you might have? Doubtful
4704. Finish the words.
Ch:ange
An:gel
Ge:nder
So:lemn
Ne:ighbor
Bo:w
Wi:th
E:lephant
4705. What's your favorite science fiction movie? Matrix. No contest.
Make it a double feature. What's your second favorite? Matrix Reloaded
4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute? Lorenzo, Lorenzo, and Lorenzo.
4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone? Have I ever?
4708. Do you have penis envy? nope
Do you have vagina envy? nope
4709. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it? crap
4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible? Hell if I know.
4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? Mount Everest
4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be? neither
4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?: Why, when, and how.
4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want? Mind, definitely
4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why? Nope. I’m dead, what do I care?
4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death? Nope.
4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medicle care? Maybe.
4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex: Kris/Tyler/Josh/Patrick/any of em
Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country? Sure.
4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work? Yeah.
4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you? fatalist
4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in ecconomics or creative writing? Creative writing
4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect? nope
4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about? How do I know?
4720. Which of the following best describes you:
A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers.
An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music.
A fiesty person who lacks an attention span.
Avant garde and over confident.
Oh man… it’s almost 50/50 the first two…
4721. Why are so many letters silent in French? Because the French are stupid.
4722. For all the freedoms that people in the United States enjoy what are some of the ways that these people oppress themselves willingly and why? Giving themselves more freedoms, ‘cause they’re stupid
4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiances, makes you what/who you are? Your you-ness.
4724. What bands do your parents listen to that you:
hate? Techno and Linkin Park
like? Celine Dion! :p
4725. What do you find:
impressive: 100,000 word fanfics
unimpressive: 500 word essays
4726. How easily do you understand Shakesphere? It’s not that hard.
4728. Translate into regular english: 'Romeo Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?' “Romeo, Romeo, why the hell do you have to be part of THAT family?”
4729. What's your favorite girl scout cookie? Samoas
Is it made from real girl scouts? Yes. Mwahaha.
4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut? Pour water on it.
4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced? I told you, ‘cause they’re stupid
4732. What are you Dreading? working
4733. When will your ship come in? whenever it damn well pleases
4734. Do you craete your art for free? yes
4735. The Pope's recent message to George Bush is 'Go into Iraq and you go without God'. What do you think of this quote? GO GEORGE BUSH GO! What, is the Pope the boss of God now? *disgusted* (no but I bet he thinks he is)
4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course? Nope.
4737. Are you using your own computere or someone else's to take this survey? Mine.
4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek movies, that only evey other one is worth seeing? I don’t know.
4743. Someone once said, 'Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choises only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.' Your reaction? You have entirely too much time on your hands…. But that sounds cool! Does that mean that per decision, you risk switching worlds and situations on yourself? That would be a great book/anime.
4744. Why do you think a man 25 or above might date a teenager? They’re hot.
Why do you think a woman 25 or above might date a teenager? They’re desperate.
Any moral objections? Plenty.
4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical? Not always.
Should there be? I don’t know.
4746. Point out something obvious: my shirt’s pretty revealing
Point out something that isn't obvious at all: no one’s said anything about it
4747. How do you stay so thin? Um, fast metabolism, I like to run, and I forget to eat a lot of times.
4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constallations can you locate? The dippers.
4749. What movie has the worst ending ever? Iono
The best ending ever? Cube 2
4750. Are you feelin' groovey? Nopers
4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when: we throw a bunch of spiders into a bunch of webs
4752. Do you own anything velevet? Nope
If yes, when you wear it can you keep from touching it? nope
4753. Who have you been friends with the longest? Sara
How long have you two been friends? Goin’ on… sixteen or seventeen years, I don’t know.
4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with? Becca.
4755. Is american culture more like mexican culture or more like japanese culture and why do you think so? Mexican. Really laid back.
4756. What subject are you so familliar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it? The Romanovs and myself.
What would one question on that list be? “Why?”
What is the answer to that question? “Because I can.”
4757. 'Don't use the rules.
They're not for you - they're for the fools
and you're a fool if you don't know that.
So use the rules you stupid fool'
How do you feel about these Clash lyrics? Wow, you suck really hard.
4758. Are you for or against:
Unconditional Religious tolerance? Against
World Peace Under One Government? Against
Total Freedom? Against
Feminism? Against
Love For all Creatures and People? Against
Organized Religion? Against
The Freedom to be Homophobic? For!
The War on Terror? For!
The Green Party? Against
4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books? Nope
If yes, what did you think of them? Eh?
4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones? I used to be able to do DeeDee from Dexter’s Lab. Scary, ne?
4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes? Nope.
Girls, do blondes really have more fun? Nope.
4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people? Yep.
4763. Do you often break plans? Yep.
4764. "Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it? “gry”
4765. Does anyone smoke in your home? Nope
If yes, does that bother you? Nope
4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant? Nope
4767. The answer to 4764 is "language". Did you get it? Nope. And you’re an idiot.
Get it now, then? Nope.
4768. What was the most embaressing or crazy thing you ever dreamed? You don’t want to know, trust me.
4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)? Yes.
4770. Who or what comes to mind when youhear the words:
the dangerous objects factory? SCHWEET!
the dude who says dude? Moron
the man in black? Coool
the catastrophy involving food? Teeheehee
the duct tape incident? …Can I help?
4771. In blackjack, do you often double down? Nope
4772. Who's the big winner? ME
4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first lover? Um…
4774. What's your favorite part of a cat? face
4775. What was on the last cd you burned? Celine Dion, A New Day Has Come
4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation? HELL NO
What Disney movie? Bite me.
4777. Is there a modern plague? What? Sluttiness
4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red? Sometimes. 
4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you're doing it? The former
4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can't understand are making fun of you? Nah
4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by:
touching the face of each person? Nope
feeling one elbow of each person? Nope
smelling the breath of each person? Nope
licking the neck of each person? Nope
listening to the breathing of each person? Nope
psychically sensing each person? Nope
4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is: Tall, black, wiry, full of CDs, and has a stuffed Santa sitting on top.
4783. What three questions will you never say NO to? 1) will you take my money? 2) do you love kitties? 3) Can I financially support you for the rest of your natural life?
4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris? Nah.
4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post? Couch
Is there a difference? Couches aren’t made to be scratching posts. Scratching posts are.
4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge? Knowledge.
4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish? Not at all.
4788. What's the most sinful food? Devil’s Food Cake. -_-;;
4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessivly proud of: My hair
4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer.
being broken on the wheel:
being put in freezing water:
being force fed rats and snakes:
being smothered by brimstone and fire:
being dismembered alive:
being boiled in oil:
being thrown into snake pits:
In my mind hell is not like this. It's just a place where all the interesting people go to drink, talk and tan.
Yech, no…
4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now? 3 IM windows
4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten? Suck up
4793. What misjudgement do many people make about you? I’m younger than I am
4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be? “Odd”
4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway? Playgrounds!!
4796. Do you believe that China shuld cease to occupy Tibet? I don’t care.
4797. What is your opinion about the north american free trade agreement? *shrug*
If you don't know go here: http://forums.transnationale.org/viewtopic.php?p=502 Do I have to?
4798. Dedicate a song to someone now. Okay.
What song? All or Nothing
To who? Becca
What line from that song most makes you think about this person? There aren’t any
4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future? Nope
4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you? Nope
4801. Have you ever been to poetry.com? Nope
Have they offered to publish or honor you? Nope
Are you aware that this is a scam? I’d definitely suspect it
4802. Is joy more stressful than stress is joyful? Nah.
4803. Should history be taught as a series of patriotic myths about heros or should it be taught accurately and truthfully? Accurately and truthfully.
Which way do you feel it is mostly taught? Patriotic myths. That’s why I love IB.
4804. What is your personal mythology? I have one?

4805. Do you practice zen driving (just following someone who looks like they know where they're going and hoping it turns out alright)? Hell no.
4806. If you saw two monkeys getting it on at the zoo and a child asked you, 'What're those monkeys doin' what would you say? “Playing horsey. Ask your mommy.”
4807. Have you ever felt like you were a part of
one human?
one animal?
one consciousness?
one singular sensation?
one love?
one life?
one?
You’re high.
4808. You find a website that will match you up with a lonely soldier who has no family to write to him and you would become his pen pal. Would you participate even if you were personally against the war? Yeah.
If yes, would it be hard for you to keep your political opinions out of the letters? Nah.
4809. What kind of email would you like to get everyday? Fic updates.
4810. If you are in college will you participate in the following web site? http://professorperformance.com/
doubtful
4811. Would you ever refer to shakesphere as 'willie the shake'? nooo
4812. When was the last time you talked about your soul? I don’t think I have
4813. Why is the TV show Married By America making a big deal out of how these couples will marry each other 'sight unseen' when no one in the compititon is unattractive? Because looks are everything. Duh.
4814. You have made a friend on the internet. You talk deeply all the time but have never met or even seen pictures of each other. You finally decide to meet. He or she tells you that he or she will be waiting for you in the air port lobby wearing a black dress/suit and a rose. You give no description of yourself. When you get there you see someone wearing black and a rose but they are very very overweight. Do you go over and tell them who you are anyway? Um….
4815. Have you ever sent someone from the internet to a place to meet you but you had no intention of showing up? nope
4816. PETA (animal rights activists) started an ad compaign recently showing pictures from concentration camps and comparing the mistreatment and death of animals to the holocaust. Your reaction? It’s actually kind of similar, really.
4817. Who do you feel inferior to? Becca.
Who do you feel superior to? Um… despite by false sense of superiority, no one.
4819. What do you dislike so much that you could write 4 entries in one day about it? The way people make me feel.
4820. What do you think of notes that have a very good point but are left unsigned? Hey, it’s a good point. What do I care?
4821. Why do people often say that the arabs just don't want to farm and industrialize when they invented farming and industry? Because they’re dumb.
Doesn't this show a lack of respect for arab culture? Isn’t that leading the witness?
4822. Why are some people so hell bent on bombing the cradle of civilization? Because it ain’t no cradle of civilization no more, it’s full a’ idjits out to bomb ME
Is there some deep subconcious need to destroy it? Yes, JUNG. Bite me.
4823. You know that the rising terror alert is all propaganda, right? You know you’re a liberal weenie, right?
It takes years to plan attacks like sept. 11, not months or days. How is this a question?
4824. At what age does dying your hair with manic panic become undignified? 17.
4825. What question do you never want someone to ask you? Um… ask me later. XD
4826. What do you think of hot pink hoop earings? …ouch.
4827. What has something for everyone? Wal mart!!!
4828. What dish would you bring to a pot luck dinner? Tita’s arroz con guado. Yeee.
4829. How many people are you friends with that live or have lived in another country? All my online buddies and the gads of foreign exchange-military kids who live around here.
4830. How much would you bet thet there will NOT be another terrorist attack on AMerica this year? I’m not betting anything.
4831. Why do bad things happen to good people? Because bad people have no qualms about committing them.
4832. Name a person you seriously dislike because of their actions: *cough* no one wants my “incredibly biased” opinions… and I’m not dumb enough to make them public. Although, I assure you.. it’s a good sized list.
name a person you seriously like because of their actions: George W. Bush. 
Would you rather see a really good thing happen to the person you dislike or a really bad thing happen to the person you like? Um… switch it! XD
4833. Do you know someone who has
threatened to commit suicide? yes
attempted sucicde? yes
'sucessfully' killed themsleves? no
4834. Why do you think the world suicide rate is rising? Because w all suck
4835. A woman from New Zealand has offered to let herself by crucified, literally, by G W Bush in exchange for him not going to war. Furthermore, she says he doesn't have the "courage" to do it. Your reaction? Good Lord, woman…
4836. Which Mike is more insane, Jackson or Tyson? both
4837. "It's not my business to inject myself into human wars." -- PETA President Ingrid Newkirk, telling The Washington Post why she asked Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat to ensure no more donkeys were used in attacks against Israelis, but would not ask him to intervene for people. Your reaction? Get a life, woman. Get laid.
4838. Is today an easy day for you? Yeah.
4839. Tyler Dirden says 'Let me never be complete.'
Tyler Dirden says, 'May I never be content.'
Do you agree? No. I want to be complete and content, dammit.
4840. What movie did you have to turn away from in horror, disgust, or fear? There’s a lot… The Passion is the main one.
4841. What does KMFDM stand for? Killing Monkeys For Dictator Microbes
4842. Have you ever met anyone that you can't help being fond of because they remind you of yourself? Yes.
4843. If you met yourself 8 years ago would you more likely beat yourself up or give yourself a hug? I don’t know. At nine? …both.
4844. Do you have a nervous laugh? yeah
4845. What's your favorite milkshake flavor? Um.. strawberry or chocolate.
4846. How long, at the very least, should two people be in a relationship before marriage? A year
4847. How many years can two people be in a relationship without marrying before you start wondering when they are getting married and why they haven't married already? 3
4848. What challenges you? Math… Spanish… myself…
4849. What irritates you? myself
4850. What bores you? My history class
4851. Have you paid your parents back for raising you? nope
4852. In America public schools are funded with the property taxes from the houses within the school district. Imagine you live in a wealthy area with very good public schools. How would you feel about students from a less wealthy area being bussed into your school district at no extra charge to their parents? …go to your own damn school.
4853. Should a child's education really depend on how much money their parent's have? Yes, it always has
4854. Would you only feel required to help your own kids get a good education? yeah
4855. Would it benefit you personally if all children had access to a good education? yeah
Would your streets be safer? Not necessarily
Would there be less drugs and violence? See above
Would there be more innovation at jobs? See above
4856. Andrew J. O'Conner, a former public defender from Santa Fe, was arrested in a public library and interrogated by Secret Service agents for five hours on February 13th. His crime? He said "Bush is out of control" on an internet chat room, and was arrested for threatening the President. Your thoughts? Somehow this does not ring true.
This is not about some fool of a Secret Service agent jumping the gun on an innocuous online comment. This is a failure from the top down, an empowerment - by the man charged with defending our constitution - of lesser jackasses with large badges who do not understand nor care for the importance of their positions. This is about failed leadership, and the despoiling of everything that makes this place precious and unique and sacred. In other words, Bush is out of control.
- William Rivers Pitt
you crazy liberal.
4857. Let's play a drinking game where we drink everytime Bush says 'axis of evil' or 'evil doers' or 'weapons of mass destruction'. How many times do you imagine you would have to drink in one hour? Not many.
4858. Do vegans really live longer than meat eaters? Doubtful.
Do they smell better? Doubtful.
4859. Do you want a lover you don't have to love? No.
4860. Do you believe that anyone can get ahead and if they don't it's because they are lazy and not trying hard enough? nope
4861. Do you forget to look at tye different opportunities available to different people? why do I care about different people’s different opportunities?
4862. Do you often look at a subject without looking at why it is the way it is? nope
4863. Do you read any fan fiction? HELL YEAH
write any? I used to
4864. What did you think of the English patient? Didn’t see it
4865. Why do you think third world nations are so poor? ‘cause their collective intelligence hasn’t risen any
4866. Have you ever created your own 'what ___ are you' quiz? nope
If you did make one what would it be about? “which body lotion are you”
4867. What do you think of the Dixie Chicks? No opinion
4868. Are you looking for love? yes
In all the worng places? Not that I know of ^_^
4869. What do you feel like complaining about? Hurricane scares
4870. What do you feel like celebrating? Hurricane scares
4871. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country? Yes and no
4872. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere? Yep
What kind of stuff do you suppose is in it? Basic crap
4873. Do you own a $2 bill? Like, thirty something of them
Is it lucky? nope
4874. Would you rather date someone 3 feet tall or 9 feet tall? neither
4875. What do you think of Americans calling fries and toast fried in egg batter Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast instead of French Fries and French toast? duuumb
4876. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious? curious
4877. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about? Hehehehe.
4878. What is your element? Fire or wind, don’t remember
4879. When are you at a loss for words? At emotionally significant things
4880. What gets you through the night? sleep
4881. What is the worst time to be alone? Late at night
4882. When are you the most emotionally vulnerable? See above
4883. How would you tell your friend his fly was open in public? *cough point*
4884. Does a good friend tell you you've gotsomething in your teeth or pretend not to notice it? Tell you
4885. If you were describing the following bands to someone who never heard of them, what other band would you say they sounded like?
Cold Play:
Ever Clear:
The Velvet Underground:
The Flaming Lips:
Rush:
Blur:
AFI:
SilverChair:
How am I supposed to describe them when I’ve never heard them/a sufficient sample of them?
4886. Do you have a good luck charm? nope
4887. What is the essence of You? Cucumber melon
4888. A word to the wise: get over it.
4889. Do you photograph well? nooo
4890. Is it a great day to be alive? yeh
4891. What would you consider to be better than sex? Lemme have sex first and I’ll get back to you
4892. Some people are just so.. BLIND
4893. What evil is necessary? *cough* *looks away*
4894. What would you do anything for? Uh…
4895. Do famous people have the same right to speak their political veiws as regular people? no
4896. Are your best years gone by? no
4897. Are you ordinary? yes
4898. What are you recovering from? myself
4899. Did Gilligan ever get off that island? Not that I know of
4900. What do you think people think when they first meet you? “haha”
4901. Are you a fun lovin criminal? no
4902. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try? dumbness
4903. Mel Brooks or Woody Allen? Mel Brooks
4904. What do you think of the movie Mystic Pizza? Didn’t see it
4905. Have you ever danced on a table, bar, or other platform? nope
4906. Where was the most inconvenient place you ever threw up? Uh… I don’t know…
4907. When was the last time you were up all night? Way too long ago
4908. What question will you find the answer to today? “will I survive”
4909. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank. “Life”
4910. What did you think of the movie 10 Things I hate about You? *fangirlish screaming!* GIMME MORE!
4911. Ten Things I hate About You or clueless? TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
4912. What's the point of robbery when nothing is wrth taking? The adrenaline rush, I’d wager
4913. What do you do only when you are upset? withdraw
4914. Can you imagine no love, pride, and deep-fried chicken? *sobs* gimme my South back!
4915. What do you think about flag burning? losers
4916. Are you cuddley? o:)
4917. Who thinks you are offensive? A lot of people, lol
4918. Who deserves an appology from you? Some people
4919. Who owes you an appology? Some people
4920. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch? YES… fish… frogs…
4921. Did you/will you go to the prom? yep
4922. Do you have intimacy issues? Holy flyin’ fuck yes
4923. have you ever wanted to date twins? nope
4924. What website should everyone check out? Coffeebreakarcade.com
4925. Are pidgions flying rats? yes
4926. Are shrimp sea roaces? Uh… roaches? naw
4927. What was the last compliment you received? I don’t remember ^^;;
4928. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer? sometimes
4929. Do you ever just stop and listen? yes
4930. Do you lie your way out of things? yes
4931. What only happens once in a lifetime? Yes =p
4932. What is Martin Luthar King Jr's dream? Iono, but he had to change his sheets afterward.
4933. Is this life just practice? For what, you weirdo?
4934. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible? Nah.
4935. What gives you happy shivers? Geeky stuff
4936. Do you have a new attitude? no
4937. Have you ever read at a poetry reading? Thank God no
your own poem? See above… only more vehement
4938. Do you feel more like laughing or crying? Staring blankly
4939. Who is brilliant? You don’t want my answer to that
4940. Who is dull? *shrug*
4941. Who just needs a little love? Terrorists.
4942. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive? yeah
4943. Start a sentance with the words what if:
what if they’re all right?
4944. Is life all fun and games? no
Should it be? no
4945. What is the highest number you can count to in your head? I got to 500-something once
4946. What can you never turn away from? Free stuff
4947. What is your favorite flavor of coffee? ew
4948. Do you ever think about time travel? yeeess
4949. What does the number 49 remind you of? Some cross between sex and the answer to the universe… sex is the answer to the universe?
4950. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing? Um… iono. Bring It On?
4951. How often do you:
see this survey somewhere on the main page? Every now and then
check out other people who are doing this survey? Every now and then(every now and then)
4952. How many minutes (on average) does it take you to complete one section of this survey that is 50 questions long? Fifteen, twenty minutes?
4953. Multiply that number by 100 to find the aproximate number of minutes you have spent on the entire survey: 15, 2000 minutes
4954. Divide the number of minutes by 60 to find out aproximately how many hours you have spent doing this survey: 33.333333
4955. Divide the number of hours by 24 to find out about how many full days you have spent filling out this survey: 1.388888
(It took me about 8.5 full days to create it).
4956. Do you wish you had that time back? nope
4957. Are you going to miss this survey when it is gone? yep
4958. What are you going to fill your free time up with when this is over? No clue
4959. Did you learn anything about yourself by taking this? nope
4960. Did you learn anything about me (age, gender, tastes, impression, etc)? you’re a crazy liberal
4961. Has doing nothing ever felt so good as when you're doing this survey? Yeah… I can think of better things… mm…
4962. You are about to complete the survey. Are you proud? yes
4963. Name 3 things everyone should know about you: 1) I’m me
2) I’m a sucker for certain things
3) it’s really not that complicated
4964. Have they changed since you started this survey (that was question 2)? Yup, by a lot
4965. What date did you start this survey? Wednesday, January 21, 2004, 7:02:22 PM
What date is it today? Wednesday, September 15, 2004, 12:26am
How many days is that in all? A lot
4966. Did you enjoy the start, middle, or end of the survey more? middle
4967. Were you still interested by the end or did you just want to finish out of stubborness? Still interested
4968. Do you have a favorite part of the survey? Middle… it was fun
4969. Would you finish the survey if it was upped to 10,000 questions? sure
4970. Did you feel like the survey covered enough different topics or did it seem limited? It was pretty well covered
Is there a question or topic you were waiting for that never came up? Um… did we do sex?
4971. Did anyone read your survey all the way through? I hope not, lol… loser =p
4972. In a few minutes, when you finish, will you feel like you've accomplished something? yeah
4973. Were you avoiding anything by doing this survey? Sleep… homework…
4974. How would you describe taking this survey to someone who hasn't taken it? wheee
4975. Is there any topic or topics that this survey covered to often? politics
4976. Will you be glad it's over or bummed that it's gone? bummed
4977. Give the survey a a rating from one to ten for interestingness (1 is super interesting): 1.5
4978. Did one question stand out on this survey as:
the best or most memorable question? nope
the worst question? Nope
it’s been too long since I started, and too long a break in between to remember
4979. Are all endings really beginings in disguise? yeah
4980. Are you ever going to read over your survey answers? probably
4981. If you retook this survey in 1 year would most of your answers stay the same? nope
4982. How did you find this survey to begin with? Random
4983. what made you decide to take it? Boredom, it would be a challenge
4984. Is this the best survey you've ever taken? yeah
4985. Could you write 5,000 questions for a survey (I'd take it, if you did)? nope
4986. Name something more fun than filling out this survey: hehehe o:)
Name something filling out this survey was more fun than: hooomework
4987. Should the survey have been more organized, for ex. should each section have had it's own theme? maybe
4988. Were the questions
to crazy? nope
too mundane? nope
too cryptic? sometimes
4989. What will you miss most about this survey? Great waste of time.
4990. If we met would we likly become friends? maybe
4991. Are we friends now? no
4992. Are you getting excited? Down, boy!
4993. Did you inspire or offer a question in this survey? nope
4994. Is your heart beat rising? nope
4995. Would you go insane if the survey eneded right here, before reaching 5,000? yes
4996. I've asked you so many questions. What question would you like to ask me? “why”
4997. Is there a subject that you love so much you wish all 5,000 questions had been about it (David Bowie for instance)? nope
4998. Are you shivering with antici
pation?
No… gyah! Spell check!
4999. Are you about to party like we're at question 4,999? Hehe, clever… and no
5000. Who are you? That’s what I’m trying to figure out…
Are you still the same person you wre when you began this survey? nope
5001. Congratulations. You've just completed the 5,000 question survey. What are you gonna do now? Play solitaire!!

Current mood: accomplished
Current music: Bleed -Puddle of Mudd
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Thursday, July 22, 2004

3:47PM - I've always loved this song.

Artist: Vertical Horizon
Album: Everything You Want
Title: Everything You Want

Somewhere there's speaking
It's already coming in
Oh and it's rising at the back of your mind
You never could get it
Unless you were fed it
Now you're here and you don't know why

But under skinned knees and the skid marks
Past the places where you used to learn
You howl and listen
Listen and wait for the
Echoes of angels who won't return

Chorus
He's everything you want
He's everything you need
He's everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to you
And you don't know why

You're waiting for someone
To put you together
You're waiting for someone to push you away
There's always another wound to discover
There's always something more you wish he'd say

Chorus

But you'll just tight
And watch it unwind
It's only what you're asking for
And you'll be just fine
With all of your time
It's only what you're waiting for

Out of the island
Into the highway
Past the places where you might have turned
You never did notice
But you still hide away
The anger of angels who won't return

Chorus
I am everything you want
I am everything you need
I am everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
I say all the right things
At exactly the right time
But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why
And I don't know why
Why
I don't know

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Saturday, July 3, 2004

6:00PM

"if you want to die, you go ahead and die," jane mumbled. "I've already died twice today and that was twice too many times."

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Wednesday, June 16, 2004

3:09PM - to Eile~en

1. Who are you? hm.. Ray, fellow DDR-addict, fellow BNDer...
2. Are we friends? absolutely not.
3. When and how did we meet? band camp, ninth grade.
4. How have I affected you? you make me talk more about myself. damn you.
5. What do you think of me? <3
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? ...grace fest, probably. ^^ Patrick.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? forEVA XD
8. Do you love me? <3
9. Do you have a crush on me? noperz
10. Would you kiss me? noperz
11. Would you hug me? maaaaybe =p
12. Physically, what stands out? your height. *pout*
13. Emotionally, what stands out? mood swings =p nah, you're cool
14. Do you wish I was cooler? naw, you're good 'nuff
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 8.3335
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Leener! because it works.
17. Am I loveable? <3
18. How long have you known me? goin' on three years
19. Describe me in one word. HI!
20. What was your first impression? hell if I remember
21. Do you still think that way about me now? ....
22. What do you think my weakness is? guys, grades, yourself
23. Do you think I'll get married? sure
24. What makes me happy? guys, ddr, cherry pepsi, good grades
25. What makes me sad? bad grades, no guys, lack of soda
26. What reminds you of me? cherry pepsi, mr winkie
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? IB ness
28. How well do you know me? well enough
29. When's the last time you saw me? like... thirty minutes ago. maybe.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? not that I remember.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? sure
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/staying the same? stronger
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? yup
34. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you? of cou~rse


-laterz-

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Saturday, June 12, 2004

11:55PM - For my J-Lynne!

1. Who are you? Your Ray Lynn.
2. Are we friends? Absolutely not. XD
3. When and how did we meet? Biology I, ninth grade
4. How have I affected you? In all sortsa nifty ways.. some voluntary, some not.. ^_^
5. What do you think of me? <33
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Spending like, three days at your house.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Hopefully, fer a gud long time.
8. Do you love me? <33
9. Do you have a crush on me? <333
10. Would you kiss me? ...
11. Would you hug me? always
12. Physically, what stands out? height, damn you. =p
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Happy. Or so you appear.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? I wish you were less so I could have more of you. =p
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 8.3335
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. J-lynne, 'cause it's true and rhymes with Ray Lynn
17. Am I loveable? <33
18. How long have you known me? since ninth grade.. two on three years
19. Describe me in one word. now? honest.
20. What was your first impression? o.o
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Nuh uh
22. What do you think my weakness is? Hm... your friends.
23. Do you think I'll get married? Prooobably. =p
24. What makes me happy? When you're not a huge ass cripple, Legos, movies, sleep, me, hot guys.. when you're a cripple? painlessness.
25. What makes me sad? stuff you can't control, other people's mistakes, your own mistakes
26. What reminds you of me? Hum.. Bring It On. Degrassi. :D
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A healed body.
28. How well do you know me? Well enough.. I think.
29. When's the last time you saw me? The last time I spent the night with you, and Nick was an ass.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Maybe. As if I remember now..
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Iono.
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/staying the same? stronger
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? yeah
34. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you? yes! XD

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11:55PM - For my J-Lynne!

1. Who are you? Your Ray Lynn.
2. Are we friends? Absolutely not. XD
3. When and how did we meet? Biology I, ninth grade
4. How have I affected you? In all sortsa nifty ways.. some voluntary, some not.. ^_^
5. What do you think of me? <33
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Spending like, three days at your house.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Hopefully, fer a gud long time.
8. Do you love me? <33
9. Do you have a crush on me? <333
10. Would you kiss me? ...
11. Would you hug me? always
12. Physically, what stands out? height, damn you. =p
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Happy. Or so you appear.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? I wish you were less so I could have more of you. =p
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 8.3335
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. J-lynne, 'cause it's true and rhymes with Ray Lynn
17. Am I loveable? <33
18. How long have you known me? since ninth grade.. two on three years
19. Describe me in one word. now? honest.
20. What was your first impression? o.o
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Nuh uh
22. What do you think my weakness is? Hm... your friends.
23. Do you think I'll get married? Prooobably. =p
24. What makes me happy? When you're not a huge ass cripple, Legos, movies, sleep, me, hot guys.. when you're a cripple? painlessness.
25. What makes me sad? stuff you can't control, other people's mistakes, your own mistakes
26. What reminds you of me? Hum.. Bring It On. Degrassi. :D
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A healed body.
28. How well do you know me? Well enough.. I think.
29. When's the last time you saw me? The last time I spent the night with you, and Nick was an ass.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Maybe. As if I remember now..
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Iono.
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/staying the same? stronger
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? yeah
34. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you? yes! XD

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11:55PM - For my J-Lynne!

1. Who are you? Your Ray Lynn.
2. Are we friends? Absolutely not. XD
3. When and how did we meet? Biology I, ninth grade
4. How have I affected you? In all sortsa nifty ways.. some voluntary, some not.. ^_^
5. What do you think of me? <33
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Spending like, three days at your house.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Hopefully, fer a gud long time.
8. Do you love me? <33
9. Do you have a crush on me? <333
10. Would you kiss me? ...
11. Would you hug me? always
12. Physically, what stands out? height, damn you. =p
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Happy. Or so you appear.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? I wish you were less so I could have more of you. =p
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 8.3335
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. J-lynne, 'cause it's true and rhymes with Ray Lynn
17. Am I loveable? <33
18. How long have you known me? since ninth grade.. two on three years
19. Describe me in one word. now? honest.
20. What was your first impression? o.o
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Nuh uh
22. What do you think my weakness is? Hm... your friends.
23. Do you think I'll get married? Prooobably. =p
24. What makes me happy? When you're not a huge ass cripple, Legos, movies, sleep, me, hot guys.. when you're a cripple? painlessness.
25. What makes me sad? stuff you can't control, other people's mistakes, your own mistakes
26. What reminds you of me? Hum.. Bring It On. Degrassi. Garlic-cheez toast. Guaca with bean dip. Celine Dion. :D
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A healed body.
28. How well do you know me? Well enough.. I think.
29. When's the last time you saw me? The last time I spent the night with you, and Nick was an ass.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Maybe. As if I remember now..
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Iono.
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/staying the same? stronger
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? yeah
34. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you? yes! XD

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11:47PM - For my Becca chan

1. Who are you? see above XD
2. Are we friends? No. *glare*
3. When and how did we meet? Uh... sixth grade.. through Jackie and Rachel, I think..
4. How have I affected you? You take care of me. ^^
5. What do you think of me? I think you're outspoken, brash, but extraordinarily loveable and nifty spif. And my Becco!
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Hell if I know. No, really. There's a shitload. Oh, wait. Seeing you so happy after Calender Girl.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? 4-EVA XD
8. Do you love me? yes. (seriously)
9. Do you have a crush on me? Like you wouldn't believe.
10. Would you kiss me? That's pushing it.
11. Would you hug me? I do it all the time.
12. Physically, what stands out? your brilliant smile! XD
13. Emotionally, what stands out? your honesty.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Nah.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 8.3335.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Becca chan... 'cause you're a chibi.. and Becco, because it's a cool typo of Josie's.
17. Am I loveable? Damn-a straight-a.
18. How long have you known me? Too long. x_x (since seventh grade... about 4 years)
19. Describe me in one word. Loud. :)
20. What was your first impression? I honestly don't remember.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Probably not.
22. What do you think my weakness is? Yourself.
23. Do you think I'll get married? Definitely. To you know whooo.
24. What makes me happy? Bryan. Friends. Scarlett/Rhett-ness. Being loved on.
25. What makes me sad? The end of GWTW. Fights.
26. What reminds you of me? GWTW, dark blue dresses, tiaras.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a dragon. :)
28. How well do you know me? Purty durn well.
29. When's the last time you saw me? Um.. damn, it was the Tuesday before you left. Forever and a half ago!
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Probably, yeah.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Maybe... I'm thinking no, but in the right circumstances and under enough pressure...
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/staying the same? It's all over the graph, man. ;) Stronger.
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? Not really. =p But enough.
34. Are you going to put this on your xanga and see what I say about you? Yes. Even though I own no such thing as "xanga".

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Sunday, June 6, 2004

8:39PM - :'(

ClanBOB is down. Nooo!

*screams* MENTAT! FIX! IT! FASTER!


And only Eileen will get that. 'Cause only she's read the comic. <3


Anyway.
sffh4
You're Element is Fire. You have a strong,
independant, fiery personality and you
obviously don't ley other's puch you around.
You like being in charge and don't care what
other people think. In fact, you like to stand
out and be yourself. You're probably shy when
people first meet you but your a ball of energy
that could explode at any given moment. You
like to laugh and whether you admit it or not,
you like to fight. You're peronality that is
wild and untamable. You're beauty is physically
fit and a little sexy and you have a very
pretty face.


What's Your Element(girls)? (PICTURES)
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Whoo whoo. ;)

(but i don't have a pretty face.. oh well. ^^)

Current mood: chipper
Current music: White Reflection -TWO MIX
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Wednesday, June 2, 2004

11:12PM - 3d + 3d = 6d

And, d = dogs.


My mom and I drove to Monroeville, Alabama today to adopt three mutts from their animal shelter. It's about a four hour drive. Five when you have to go through a huge ass storm and stop for lunch. Nine altogether. I drove for about three... my mom was like, "okay, now I wanna drive. Move over!"

This huge ass storm went through Alabama/Florida/Georgia about 1 to 2:30 pm today. Complete with 40 mph winds, large hail, and feet of rain. And I drove through it. Windshield wipers going as fast as they can without flying off, crawling at like 30 mph, squinting to see four feet in front of me. And lo and behold, halfway through that adventure (where I even hydroplaned, I don't like that), what forms but a funnel cloud.

I kid you not.

We are on a flat road, nothing but trees for miles, no ditches, nada. I'm staring at it going "mom... what is that..." and hating life. It was this little triangular cloud chunk that was descending from the cloud bank, and other pieces of cloud were drifting over to make it bigger. I keep driving, concentrating on not running into trees and semis, and pray that that thing goes away. So far, God'd been pretty good about the weather and the traffic. All the real nasty weather had been to the side of us. And after a few minutes of trying to form, the damn thing falls apart and disappears. The rain begins to lighten up, lightning isn't as frequent, and I start breathing again. And praying a lot. Along the lines of THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

What's cool is, while I was kinda nervous and this close to being really scared, I didn't panic at all. Go me!! For the slow among us, I have this paralyzing terror of tornadoes. And I didn't even really have any late affects either like I normally do. When I pulled over into a gas station to let my mom drive, I was really sore and tight, but yeah. Driving through storms from hell do that to you.

On the radio we hear that this 3v1l storm has downed several trees elsewhere in Alabama, producing large ass hail (I didn't get any of that, thank God), and major lightning. Several main roads had a foot of standing water and various other stuff. And I'm going, "yes!" I guess we did have our weather-bubble after all. o.o

So we hit Andalucia and get lost because they don't believe in labeling their highways. >.< Eat at Taco Bell, pore over maps, and ask directions from barely English-speaking Mexicans at some Mexican eatery (my mom's idea, not mine), and finally hit I-84. Not too long after we made it to our intended destination.

At the shelter I fall in love with a German Shephard/Rottweiler/terrior/who the hell knows but it looks like one of the above mix. He is asleep on my bed at the moment. He's adorable, fuzzy, protective, playful, snuggly, and MINE. *squee* My mom got Daisy, the one she'd driver all the way there to get, but Daisy is majorly anemic and bloated, so she is saying hi to the vets tomorrow. No clue what Daisy is. The other one is a leggy black one that resembles a black Lab. Also bloated. They fit in your hand, they're so small. Me and mom figure that the shelter misjudged their age (by a lot) and didn't feed them adequately, so they're kinda nutritionally screwed. My baby's just fine. :) Has some insecurity issues when he sleeps and is prone to nightmares, but physically fine. We drive the four hours back to PC just dandy and I spend it trying to control three puppies in my lap and in the footwell of the car (mom insisted on driving; she's "allowed" to push the speed limit and I'm not). Joey and Dad call frequently, asking where we are and if we're okay and you are so kidding you did NOT get THREE dogs (we were supposed to get one, maybe two.. hahaha). That'll teach them to let us go to shelters on our own. Hmph, you'd think they'd've learned by now.

So right now... I'm writing this, but I need to clean my room for my as-of-yet-unnamed-but-the-shelter-called-him-Nick-so-he-can-be-Nick-for-awhile puppy. My mom caved and he can sleep with me. We already gave him his flea bath and such. It's because of his issues and that he's so much larger than the other puppies, you see.

Buddy and Murphy are afraid of them. Spikee sees the little ones as her lost children and the big one as her new playmate. The cats are incredibly disgusted and are sulking until further notice. My dad is pretending really hard that he's not enamored with them. Joey is 'mad' at me because I get the big dog. Me and mom and sparkly and happy.

Slone is coming over tomorrow to help think of names and to play with them. We're gonna have fun. ^^

Wub to my chillun~!


Laterz

Current mood: happy
Current music: Away From Me -Evanescence
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Friday, May 28, 2004

6:28PM

Auto response from [Josie] (6:09:47 PM): If you're sliding down the ocean on your jet ski and a wheel falls off, will it still take the same number of pancakes to cover the doghouse if your arms grow ten feet long?

Me (6:23:58 PM): Hm, let's think this through. Without jet ski wheels, there are no pancakes. Without pancakes, you can't cover the doghouse, and therefore arm length is irrelevent. This is all assuming the x, x being the amount of pancakes, is not equal to zero. When arm length is 1 foot, the ratio is 1:17.9:300 ft^2. The formula is as follows: 1 jet ski wheel --> 17.9 pancakes at a average sliding speed of 24 mph. Assuming there are the typical three wheels per jet ski, the speed would be reduced to 8 mph. Rounding in a truly horrendous manner, this would mean that roughly 6 pancakes are being produced. To completely cover the doghouse, you need 16.75 pancakes.

Me (6:25:44 PM): HOWEVER. This is all divided by ten when the factor of elongated arms are added in. The new ratio is .1:1.79:3. You would need 1.675 pancakes to cover the doghouse, and you are producing just slightly short of 6 pancakes in your mile long track. SO. The answer, is, indeed, no. If you are sliding down the ocean on your jet ski and a wheel falls off, it will NOT take the same number of pancakes to cover the doghouse if your arms grow ten feet long. Instead of 16.75 pancakes, you only require 1.675 pancakes. As the two numbers are not equal, it is proven that the answer to the query is a big happy NO.

Me (6:25:58 PM): ..Yes, I actually did the math.

[Josie] returned at 6:42:50 PM.

Josie (6:43:53 PM): I love you


Sometimes, I fucking amaze myself.

Current mood: impressed
Current music: By Myself -Linkin Park
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Thursday, May 27, 2004

11:52PM - PSA!

Please disregard the double post and only pay attention to the latter one (the one on top); I forgot to make the comment about the furries in the former one. That's all! *waves!*

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11:50PM - Dot. Dot. (WTF?) Dot.

>
WARNING
Rachel is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

Username:

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PARENTAL
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EXPLICIT LYRICS

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RRadical
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Which internet subculture do I belong to? [CLICK]
You are a FURRY!
You are a sick, sick, individual. Stop lusting over animals! Take off that fursuit and quit yiffing. No-one likes furry art! STOP NOW!
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(this wasn't my result; I got Trekkie; but this was just too funny to pass up.)


And, while searching for more highly entertaining quiz-type things, lo and behold, at the bottom of the page....


Biblical Conspiracies
Keeping Christians Blind! What every Believer should know Now
www.artisanpublishers.com

http://www.artisanpublishers.com/christian%20books/biblical-conspiracies.html


Biblical Conspiracies?

Is it possible there are conspiracies within Christendom itself that preach and teach certain doctrines that are contrary to the Bible and confuse and mislead the sheep? If those supporting and promoting such doctrines are not guilty of a conspiracy and are only repeating what they've been taught, could there have been a conspiracy when those teachings were first introduced to Christianity in the distant past?

We invite you to check out the books below by clicking on their links and reading what they have to say about the contents of each. You might find something here that could help you identify a false doctrine that could have developed as the result of a once-upon-a-time conspiracy.


The Great Tribulation Hoax
Points out the many flaws, errors, and inconsistencies in the Tribulation teachings.



Creation's Jubilee
"Perhaps even more confusing to people today is all this talk about going to heaven either at the moment of death or at a future time. If that is so, then why return to earth in a resurrection, and why have a millennium at all?" says Stephen E. Jones


Rapture of the Saints
Describes how the general acceptance of false theory has had a negative effect on Christianity, and consequently, society in general.


The Rapture Of The Saints
Author: Duncan McDougall
The author disagrees with those waiting for "The Rapture" to happen and by combining the historical record of its beginning and growth with a proper understanding of the Scriptures shows where they are mistaken.


The Coming Of Jesus
- The real message of the Bible Codes!
Author: Bonnie Gaunt
The Number Code of the Bible (gematria) has revealed the Hebrew Year 5760 as the end of the prophetic "Six Days" (6000 years from Adam).




I don't know whether to laugh or cry. But I'm thinking I'm gonna laugh.

In that oh-holy-shit-this-has-got-to-be-a-giant-ass-joke-but-I-know-it's-not type-a way.

Current mood: distressed
Current music: Live for the One I Love -Celine Dion
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11:46PM - Dot. Dot. (WTF?) Dot.

>
WARNING
Rachel is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

Username:

From Go-Quiz.com



PARENTAL
ADVISORY
RAY LYNN CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS

Username:

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RRadical
AAccurate
CCranky
HHandy
EEccentric
LLoud

Name / Username:


Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com


Which internet subculture do I belong to? [CLICK]
You are a FURRY!
You are a sick, sick, individual. Stop lusting over animals! Take off that fursuit and quit yiffing. No-one likes furry art! STOP NOW!
More Quizzes at Go-Quiz.com




And, while searching for more highly entertaining quiz-type things, lo and behold, at the bottom of the page....


Biblical Conspiracies
Keeping Christians Blind! What every Believer should know Now
www.artisanpublishers.com

http://www.artisanpublishers.com/christian%20books/biblical-conspiracies.html


Biblical Conspiracies?

Is it possible there are conspiracies within Christendom itself that preach and teach certain doctrines that are contrary to the Bible and confuse and mislead the sheep? If those supporting and promoting such doctrines are not guilty of a conspiracy and are only repeating what they've been taught, could there have been a conspiracy when those teachings were first introduced to Christianity in the distant past?

We invite you to check out the books below by clicking on their links and reading what they have to say about the contents of each. You might find something here that could help you identify a false doctrine that could have developed as the result of a once-upon-a-time conspiracy.


The Great Tribulation Hoax
Points out the many flaws, errors, and inconsistencies in the Tribulation teachings.



Creation's Jubilee
"Perhaps even more confusing to people today is all this talk about going to heaven either at the moment of death or at a future time. If that is so, then why return to earth in a resurrection, and why have a millennium at all?" says Stephen E. Jones


Rapture of the Saints
Describes how the general acceptance of false theory has had a negative effect on Christianity, and consequently, society in general.


The Rapture Of The Saints
Author: Duncan McDougall
The author disagrees with those waiting for "The Rapture" to happen and by combining the historical record of its beginning and growth with a proper understanding of the Scriptures shows where they are mistaken.


The Coming Of Jesus
- The real message of the Bible Codes!
Author: Bonnie Gaunt
The Number Code of the Bible (gematria) has revealed the Hebrew Year 5760 as the end of the prophetic "Six Days" (6000 years from Adam).




I don't know whether to laugh or cry. But I'm thinking I'm gonna laugh.

In that oh-holy-shit-this-has-got-to-be-a-giant-ass-joke-but-I-know-it's-not type-a way.

Current mood: distressed
Current music: Live for the One I Love -Celine Dion
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Tuesday, May 25, 2004

2:11PM - Ha. And also ha. Kind of. Maybe? I don't know. I am amused though.

New Virginia Law Alarms Gay Activists
By JUSTIN BERGMAN

RICHMOND, Va. (AP) - Gay activists in Virginia are toying with a new motto for the state: ``Virginia is for lovers. Some restrictions apply.''

Gays and lesbians are angry and even threatening to leave the state over a new law that will prohibit civil unions and could interfere with contracts between same-sex couples.

Some legal experts call it the most restrictive anti-gay law in the nation.

``I won't buy a home in Virginia. I'm done,'' said Bo Shuff, a 30-year-old gay rights activist who has rented in the Washington suburb of Arlington for the past two years.

Edna Johnston, a lesbian who has scuttled plans to move her historic preservation consulting business from Washington to northern Virginia, said: ``It's not a signal, it's a message: `You're not welcome.'''

The new law is an amendment to the state's 1997 Affirmation of Marriage Act, which prohibits gay marriages. The amendment extends that ban to civil unions, partnership contracts and other ``arrangements between persons of the same sex purporting to bestow the privileges or obligations of marriage.''

Virginia's attorney general and other supporters say the law provides a needed safeguard for the institution of marriage.

But some legal experts say the law is so vague that it could interfere with powers of attorney, wills, medical directives, child custody and property arrangements, and joint bank accounts.

``For the Virginia legislature to go as far as they did, knowing that this is probably unconstitutional, to me it is a political statement,'' said Henry F. Fradella, a law professor at the College of New Jersey who specializes in gay rights law. ``I have not seen anything quite so radical.''

The bill's sponsor, Delegate Robert Marshall, a Republican, said the law is aimed at preventing same-sex couples from acquiring the benefits of marriage through other means.

One state, Massachusetts, has legalized gay marriage. Civil unions are legal in Vermont, and California and Hawaii have domestic partnership laws that provide certain legal rights to gay relationships. New Jersey has a partnership law taking effect July 1.

``Civil union is a proxy for marriage and domestic partnership is a proxy for civil unions,'' Marshall said.

Virginia Attorney General Jerry Kilgore, the likely GOP nominee for governor next year, has said he believes the law will pass constitutional muster.

Conservative groups such as the Family Foundation have praised the law, which passed the GOP-controlled legislature by a veto-proof margin after Democratic Gov. Mark R. Warner tried to make it less restrictive.

Warner said the bill interferes with people's right to enter contracts and violates the 14th Amendment guarantee to due process and equal protection. He said constitutional scholars urged him to veto it.

``I think the courts will show that it's unconstitutional,'' Warner said. ``This bill went way beyond gay marriage and civil unions.''

The state's leading gay rights organization, Equality Virginia, is discussing options for challenging the law, which takes effect July 1.

But some gays say the piling on of anti-gay legislation is starting to wear them down.

Virginia is the only state where companies not large enough to underwrite their own insurance policies are prohibited from offering domestic partner benefits. The state also bans joint adoptions by same-sex couples and refuses to list the names of same-sex couples from other states on the birth certificates of children adopted here.

Lawmakers also shot down attempts this year to rewrite the state's anti-sodomy law to conform with the U.S. Supreme Court decision that struck down a Texas law against gay sex.

Barry Parsons, a 39-year-old lawyer, left Virginia for Washington in 1999 so he and his partner of 12 years could adopt a baby. He said Virginia could suffer economically if more professional gays like him move out.

``I went to law school in Virginia and the state of Virginia invested a substantial amount of money in my education,'' Parsons said. ``After four years I left and that's when my income started to pick up. Now all my taxes are going to D.C.''

Brad Haransky, a 43-year-old director of membership for a Washington lobbying firm, said he and his partner moved to Virginia three years ago to escape the city. Now they are thinking about moving back.

``If every gay person said, `We're out of here,' we'd crash the market big time,'' he said. In some neighborhoods in Arlington, he said, ``every third or fourth house is gay-owned.''

Victoria Cobb, lobbyist for the Family Foundation, called this a ``ridiculous threat.''

``This reminds me of the Hollywood elite's reaction to Bush being elected,'' she said. ``Virginia has always elevated marriage over all other relationships. Traditional marriage is undeniably beneficial to the economy.''


--Netscape News from CNN

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Sunday, May 23, 2004

9:50PM - More 90s stuff!

( ) if I don't remember. (x) if I do.

(x) You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
(x)You watched the Pound Puppies.
( ) You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
(x) You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
(x) You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own.
( )You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
( ) You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.
( ) Two words: M.C. Hammer
(x) If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
(X) You had plastic streamers on your handle bars. They were neon. And shiny.
(x) You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales." As long as I have the music, anyway.
(X) You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
(x) You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
( ) You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
(X) You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. And at home. All the way until sometime in middle school. SHOOT THE BEAR! *giggle*
(X) You played the game "MASH" 'Mansion Apartment Shack House' Every day in Spanish.
( ) You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
(x) L.A. Gear
( ) You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
(x) You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing"
(x) You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF." *reminiscent grin*
( ) You wanted to be a Goonie.
( ) You ever wore fluorescent clothing.
(x) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
(x) You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
(x) You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. Aladdin. Always.
(x) You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. Where'd mine go...
(x) You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.
( ) You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.
( ) Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
(x) You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up.
(x) You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
(x) You owned a pair of jelly sandals. Many, many pairs.
(x) After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"
( )You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
(x) You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. All the time, baby!
(x)You ever got seriously injured on a Slip 'n' Slide. Pulled something in my stomach. Was a bitch to stand and sit for awhile...
(x) You have ever played with a Skip-It.
(x) You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's.
(x) You've gone through this list occasionally saying "awesome!"
( ) You remember Popples.
( ) "Don't worry, be happy."
( ) You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights.
(x) You wore socks scrunched down.
(x) "Miss MARY MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BACK" "With silver BUTTONS, BUTTONS, BUTTONS all down her BACK, BACK, BACK!" WHOOOOOHOO!
(x) You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
(x) You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies. Scary! Hated them things...
(x) You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!" I had like, all the movies, and the figurines...
(x) You remember watching Rainbow Brite and My Little ponies.
( ) You thought Doogie Howser was hot.
(x) You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
( ) You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
( ) You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell,"
( ) You know all the words to Bon Jovi.
(x) You played and or collected "Pogs" I kicked ASS. Or Joey's anyway. Not like I had many other kids to play with...
(x) You used to pretend that you could transform into a Power Ranger. I was the pink ranger, Joey was red, and Sara was yellow. We then proceeded to tear around the yard screaming and doing odd poses and jumps and such. Those were the days...

Current mood: nostalgic
Current music: I Love You Always Forever -Donna Lewis
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Saturday, May 22, 2004

8:57PM - long time no see

Hello.

It's been called to my attention that I haven't updated in forever, so, Eileen, this is for you. ^_^

Let's see, what do I normally write about in here? Oh yes, drama. High school drama in all of its overrated glory.

Well, sorry to disappoint, but there is little to no drama right now, and that's how I like it, to be frank. I'm fine. Becca's off doing the IB thing (or will be in less than 100 hours). Eileen is off being a loser like me, although her grandfather did just die, so she's off in Huntsville at the moment. The seniors have all graduated, so we're the seniors now. Sara B. is pursuing her latest love interest through Internet means--go Sara! Josie was in a wreck, but she's doing just ducky and healing fast. Kris has returned to his workaholic summer ways and is gone most of the day. And I sleep most of the day.

I am on a few quests. I want to Clean my room and my bathroom and hopefully try to maintain that state of Cleanliness for the majority of the summer. I want to finish the music notes on my wall. I want to write my Extended Essay. I want to complete my 75 Hour Project. I want to tell CAS to fuck itself and the horse it rode in on several, SEVERAL times over until it dies from it. I want to get my liscence. I don't want to get a job, but I might have to. I want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean until it quits making me so damned happy. I want to spend a few days at Josie's. I want to make people happy. I want to eat better and exercise, and I want to lose the stress-weight I put in the last month. I want to work on clearing myself of my mental issues. I want to continue researching and pursuing my latest career goal. I want to increase my skill on flute through whatever means possible.

Just a few.

I doubt I will tell CAS to do all of those inappropriate things, and I'm not very certain about completing the 75 Hour Project. Same goes for the liscence; insurance will be $140 a month, and we can't afford that. In order to get my liscence, I'd have to get a job, and I honestly don't know if I can do that on top of everything else I'm doing. I'll never make everyone happy, and considering my laziness and procrastination, I think my best chances of losing the stress-weight and watching my diet will consist of continuing to forget to eat, and when I do eat, eating well. There is no way I can successfully clear myself of mental issues this summer, but I can work on better self control, which is a major step forward.

To accomplish everything else, though, I will have to work hard and be diligent in whatever tasks I set myself. No more slacking off just because it's summer. I'm not a kid anymore, where everything stops over the summer. I need to make phone calls, inquire into colleges, talk to the ROTC people at Rutherford, and take better care of myself. I'm not going to have people to do it for me in college, so I need to learn now. If I can't get my liscence due to financial issues that I have little to no control over, I can drive a lot with parents in the car, so when I finally get it when I go to college, driving won't be a mystery to me. I need to decide what I want to sacrifice: my dream, convenience, or practicality. I need to quit drinking so much soda and go back to juice. I need to work out at least three times a week, not including the nocturnal runs with Spikee. I want to work both of us up to two laps instead of one. And about the clean rooms... I'll try, but I'm not going to obsess about it.

Music:
All State auditions--Sept.
Concertino -Chaminade--Feb.
Florida Flute Fair audition--Oct.
marching music--July

EE:
tentative title: Hemophilia and Religion: The Death of the Romanovs
tentative thesis: why a combination of hemophilia and religion caused the fall of the Russian royal family; desperate need for heir, got hemo., dying, needed cure, Anna said hey I got a friend, Alexandra said YAY, enter Rasputin, enter Rasputin's holy man image, enter a couple wars, enter assassins, exit Romanovs, enter Lenin and co.
Need to do: show to Mrs. Sexton and Mrs. Wilson; talk to Mrs. Wilson

ALSO NEED TO: suck up real good to Mrs. Sexton; call Rachael J.; go to beach

Research: hemophilia and emotion; read dad's textbook; neurobiology; physiology


Haha, like people actually cared. I'm just wasting space organizing myself.

Meh. I'm out of Pepsi. *must not get more*


That was entertaining, wasn't it? Don't you wish you had spent all this time doing something else?


laterz

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Tuesday, May 4, 2004

6:53PM

With Pirates of the Caribbean star will you have "affairs" with?
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Sex
PotC ActorOrlando Bloom
Future RelationsYou are pregnant w/ there baby
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What Do You Cry Out During Sex?
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What You Cry Out:"Call me Bubba and spank me raw!"
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What Do You Cry Out During Sex?
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What You Cry Out:"AHHHH!! Wrong hole! Wrong Hole!"
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What Do You Cry Out During Sex?
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What You Cry Out:"I wish I didn't have to fake it!"
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If I were a [feminine] gay man...
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Your Gay Man NameVinnie
Your Gay Man OccupationPoledancer at Local Gay Club
Your Stereotypical Gay Man TraitSquealing
Your Gay Man Music of ChoiceCeline Dion
Your Gay Man Cause of DeathAlcoholism (too many martinis)
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