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Date:2004-05-02 15:11
Subject:Aaaa...
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Mood: relaxed

Just re-visiting the old journal. Such a nice place for Douglas and I to go when things get on your nerves in the new journal...*both sit back, relax, and drink LITs* YUMMY!

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Date:2004-03-25 05:23
Subject:Our New Home
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The hamster and I have moved to:

www.livejournal.com/users/acmeproduct

COME VISIT OUR NEW HOME!! (If there is anyone else left out there...)

*continuously waves like The Beverly Hillbillies*

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Date:2004-03-24 11:48
Subject:All By Myself!?!
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Mood: worried
Music:silence but the annoying crickets

Damn! Everyone's gone! Where did all the blurty peeps go???? *looks around only to see a tumbleweed go by* Hmph. Well, I guess I shall pack up my bags, take my hamster, and leave too! From this day forward I will no longer be www.blurty.com/users/crackerjacks. I will take on a new blurty name and no one will never ever find me. *puts hand on forehead* Goodbye cruel world! *jumps to another log in name...*

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Date:2004-03-24 00:03
Subject:In The Real World
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In dreams we do so many things
We set aside the rules we know
And fly above the world so high
In great and shining rings

If only we could always live in dreams
If only we could make of life
What, in dreams, it seems

But in the real world
We must say real goodbyes
No matter if the love will live
It will never die

In the real world
There are things that we can’t change
And endings come to us
In ways that we can’t rearrange

I love you, and you love me
But sometimes we must let it be
In the real world
In the real world

When we were dreaming heart to heart
I wish that we had stayed right there
For when the dreamers do awake
The dreams do disappear

In the real world
There are things that we can’t change
And endings come to us
In ways that we can’t rearrange

I love you, and you love me
But sometimes we must let it be
In the real world
In the real world

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Date:2004-03-22 13:56
Subject:Terri Drops Da' Bomb!
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Mood: sad

Terri just informed me that she's 90% sure she will heading off to England for 6 months! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT HER!!! I suppose I have to find someone to like dress like her and put on a wig! 6 months is like half a year!?! I'm glad that she is going over there though. If you love someone that much and willing to make sacrifices for one another then I think you should go for it. Unfortunatly, I have never been that much in love with somone. 5 years+ is a long time though..almost time for marriage, if not the time for it! I seriously don't want her to go, but deep down I know it is the right thing to do! Like the song goes.."Live for the one I love.." and that's what she is doing. :) I'm debating to go to the airport too. It'll be so sad-even though it is only 6 months. And I despise sadness. But I shall always remember: I gots her computer and lovely leatha' chair! ;) My little girl is leeeeeaving!!!!! *CRIES!*

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Date:2004-03-22 11:06
Subject:Happy Birthday to Me...and many more!
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Mood: jubilant
Music:Happy Birthday!

Today is my official birthday! YAY! I'm 22 and I can already feel myself getting all old and stuff! lol!

Friday Zach, Jason, and myself had taken the day off b/c I wanted to rest up for Saturday nite's main events: the celebration of my burfday! As you saw in the last entry, I happened to get in a wreck no thanks to a stupid ass who wasn't paying attention. The accident happened over at the intersection by Steak n' Shake, where apparently alotta car crashes happen. The bitch in front of me was fumbling with some papers or something and not paying any attention at all and hit the family in front of her who hit a guy in his car infront of them. I had a backside seat of seeing and I saw all this glass and shit just fly all voer the place. Luckily I was paying attention and had enough time to stop without screeching any wheels and hitting her. A cop was on the side of the road and witnessed it all thank god. So I am under the street lights at a complete stop for at least two minutes, thanking the Lord that no one hit me and I didn't hit her, when all of a sudden I hear wheels squealing behind me. I was about to turn around until I felt the impact of the motherfucker driving the truck that hit the back of my car! ARGH! I screamed profanities galore! The dude immediatly gets out, comes to my window and says it was completly his fault. Well, no shit Sherlock. So, the cop who was clocking peeps on the side of the road comes over and says he saw it all and took my insurance info and all that, saying it wasn't my fault. I had to use his cell phone to call up my Grandma to come and get me, b/c the left wheel is squished and will not move. -.- So later on today I have to go to the police station, get the report, and look for estimates and that jazz.

Saturday has to be one of the best days ever in my book, if not THE BEST. It was the celebration of my birthday!!! THe Scooby gang all went to Evansville to have a nice lunch at Hooters, where ZACH embaressed the living hell out of me by having all the gorgeous ladies surround me and sing me their happy bday song. If I were white I would have been so red! They all claimed I turned red anyways. The food was great too. I couldn't even finish my big ass burger I had. Vanessa and Jason drunk some beers. It almost looked as if they were having a contest or something. lol! Ashley called out two dudes behind us that was looking at Patty Todd's thongs. It came out of nowhere. It was funny though. The two dudes tried to play it off. On the way of leaving, Jason had the bright idea of mooning everyone in Chris' truck, which I was in with Andrew, Patty Todd, and Terri. I swear to God himself that everyone gagged and almost puked. I have never EVER seen so much hair on an ass in my entire life! NEVER! IT WAS DISGUSTING! It looked like two furbies having a conversation to each other!!! *GAGS*
Afterwards, Andrew, Terri, and myself were all craving some much needed alcohol! I never ever heard of a gas station who did not sale liquoir! BUT THEY EXSIST! So we are traveling down the busy road and I spot out a lonely store by some railroad tracks. I thought it was some mirage that just appeared. Then I saw the sign APOLLO LIQUORS and we sped over and got some. It was so cheap in there. It was like Christmas shopping or something. We drank and Chris drove to Stephanie's Caberet. We drank more in the parking lot, popped some chewing gum and headed inside. The girls were all nervous but calmed down quickly after seeing what it ws like. I think they were expecting some trashy ass, stinky, STD infested building were the strippers looked like hookers and were all busted. The highlight of the entire night though was when Ashley and Terri had went up and gave the stripper dollars to do dances on them. IT WAS ABSOLUTLY HILARIOUS! LOL! I almost died. The gang also all chipped in to get me in the hot seat were the strippers did some things that I thought was humanly impossible to do. I'm glad I didn't get hard b/c they would have broken my dick in like three places. It was great though. The two best gals there that I liked were Bridget and Morgan..*melts into a puddle* Chris and Andrew got them a private dance back in the back. Chris has fallen in LOVE with the lovely Chloe. I don't think I will ever hear the end of her. Nobody really wanted to leave but we had to head back home and mix us some drinks and we told Marcus, Jeff, and Aaron that we would be back in town at 11pm.
The drive back is always quick when you are coming from Evansville. We got back and it was time to par-tay. Zach was the bartender and mixed us up some nicely done drinks. Kudos to Bartender Small! We got fucked up fast! Terri had gotten me a card, and a bday cake, and paid for my meal at Hooters. I thought that was a little too much really. She really really didn't have ot do all of that! And NO ONE didn't have to do that hot seat for me at the strip joint. lol! Zach and Ash sacrified their home for me so that was a special present to me too I think. But I enjoyed all the presents!! We listened to some music and danced the nite away. Things calmed down a lil' quickly though. Aaron had a asthma attack so Chris had to run him to the ER and Jason got so fucked up he puked, but he got the toilet so things were a-okay. Zach and I stayed up and talked about stuff until Chris and Aaron arrived at about 4 in the morning.
My bday party was the best ever. It was sooo sooo soo sooo sooo soooooo nice to see everyone together all at once again..all my close friends. I almost cried I was so happy :) We need to do things like that more often! Thanks to everyone! I love you all from the bottom of my wittle heart!

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Date:2004-03-19 14:31
Subject:WHY LORD! WHHHHHHHHY!! *cries!*
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Mood: nauseated

I got in a wreck. I'm too upset to discuss it now. *sighs* I'll tell you about it later...

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Date:2004-03-17 13:51
Subject:Luck of the Irish..
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Mood: jubilant

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYBODY....

Now if you would excuse me I gotta go and follow the end of the rainbow, catch me a lil' wee man, and get my black ass some pots of gold! Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!

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Date:2004-03-17 01:13
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Mood: contemplative

I stole this from Mr. Butler. For some reason I really liked this. I guess it's b/c when you actually do like a person and you imagine him or her with someone else you get so green-eyed and infuriated. That is by the far the worst jealousy there is. I've done it...we all have. But that's what I see when I read the poem:

Unjust Jealousy
By: Aaron Butler

The Heavyest sound I ever heard
Was the sound he made
When with her.

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Date:2004-03-16 10:27
Subject:Lovefool
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Mood: crazy

This song has been stuck in my head for the last three days!!! I need help.


Dear, I fear we're facing a problem
you love me no longer, I know
and maybe there is nothing
that I can do to make you do
Mama tells me I shouldn't bother
that I ought to stick to another man
a man that surely deserves me
but I think you do!

So I cry, and I pray and I beg

Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me

So I cried, and I begged for you to
Love me love me
say that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
I can't care about anything but you

Lately I have desperately pondered,
spent my nights awake and I wonder
what I could do have done in another way
to make you stay
Reason will not reach a solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don't care if you really care
as long as you don't go

So I cry, I pray and I beg

Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me

So I cried, and I begged for you to
Love me love me
say that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
I can't care about anything but you

Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
Love me love me
I know that you need me
I can't care about anything but you

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Date:2004-03-16 00:12
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Mood: silly

6 more agonizing days until the big 2-2!
4 until the big blowout! YAY!

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Date:2004-03-15 23:49
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Work tonight was awful. My head is fucking pounding and my right eye won't stop twitching!!! The only good thing about it was that I was working with Jason. We kept each other entertained. I'm so glad it's over though...I HATE MACHINE 17!

The weekend went by fast for not really doing nothing. Friday nite the Scoob gang went over to Zach and Ash's house to get drunk. Zach and I went over to Little Ceasers' first and he got a pizza and I got these fantastic pepperoni bread sticks. Terri arrived shortly with her new purse and unreadable shirt. lol! Chris, Jason, Zach, and I played some Halo until Marcus, Jeff (who got in from college for his Spring Break) and, Andrew came and we played some poker. I lost of course and chilled in the living room with Terri and Ashley who were tlaking about penis' and things. lol! Horny hos! LOL! Anyways, a small wrestling match occured and Terri and I got squished by Chris and Jason. Ashley tried her best to save Terri. OShe didn't care about me getting flattened! lol. Then another piled up happened were we all piled on Terri. Ashely had trouble getting me off, but the funniest part was her EASILY picking up Jason, like he was a fucking sack of feathers. lol!! I died laughing. Zach saw it in the kitchend and laughed. Things died down and some folks left. We were making fun of Chris a lil' bit and telling him that we saw this mexican dude at Target's that looked just like him. He laughed and had said that he would rather be called a mexican. He told us back in middle school they said he looked Japanese. And that they used to call him Judge Ito!! ROTFLMAO!!! For those who don't know Chris, you have got to see him with his glasses on, b/c that motherfucker could be a splitting image of him! No joke. It was hilarous.
Saturday Destiny (the lil' sis) stayed over with me. That was one of my bday presents to her...to babysit her so she could go out and have fun. We originally planned ot go to Eville but Terri didn't feel like it. I really didn't either. I took Destiny to Books-A-Millions for a little while so she could by her some books with her allowance. I'm so happy that she is into books and stuff so he can grow up to be smart. lol! She loves learning alot! After that we headed to Target's and bought Spy Kids 3-D so we could watch that together, headed ot McDonald's, went home and had some fun. We played some cards. The only two that she knows are Match and War. Not too shabby for an 8 year old. It was nice having her around, b/c I never really get to spend time with her b/c I'm always out or at work. But we had fun :)
Sunday took Destiny home around three and came back to the apt and cleaned up. I drew some and then I was invited to go over to Zach and Ash's home. I stopped by Subway to see if Marcus was working so I could get me some freebies but he wasn't...so I had to pay. -.- Went over ot Zach ad bullshitted with them a bit and played some Super Mario on Super Nitendo which I haven't played in years! It was pretty fun.

Ah yes, the time of my birthday party is approaching! I can not wait to get fucked up! Gonna be fun! I'm thinking about taking off Friday from work. I rarely miss a day so they shouldn't say anything to me.

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Date:2004-03-12 12:48
Subject:Paramount's King Island Information
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Mood: anxious

Okay peeps! Spring is just around the corner and that means the weather is getting warmer which means that our road trip mis-adventures together are coming to a head! I'm here to give you the scoop about our first one (hopefully) of the year: PARAMOUNTS KING ISLAND!! YAAAY! Okay here is the rundown:

The park opens its gates for the first time April 9th, 10th, 11th, 17th, 18th, 24th, and 25th. Times are 10am-9pm and 10am-8pm. I know we all were talking about going earlier in the year so we won't fry ourselves in the hot summer sun.

The admission is $32.99 and parking is $9.

Listen peeps! THE TME IS NOW!!! I can hear the rolleroasters screaming our names!! The Beast, The Son of the Beast, Tomb Raider, Face-Off....and more...can you hear them? They want us to come!!! They want us! They call to us..the precioooooouuus....yes...my love....they want us to go to it!

Let's go!! LMAO!

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Date:2004-03-12 09:40
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!!

LUV YOU!

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Date:2004-03-11 13:45
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Mood: hungry

NOTE TO SELF: Never try and eat a chicken pot pie right out of the oven.

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Date:2004-03-11 11:46
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Mood: gloomy

11 more days until my burfday! *sheds another tear*

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Date:2004-03-10 11:17
Subject:Blowhorn
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Last night after work Jason tried to scare me with a blowhorn he had gotten from Auto Zone. When he tried to let it off the compressed air went back on his fingers nearly freezing them off! LOL! So he didn't scare me. I was going to go home and relax, but he kept bugging me to go over to Zach's to play some Halo, so I gave up and headed over. We tried to scare Ash and Zach while they were in the bathroom talking to each other but it didn't work, then we tried to do it to Ash while she was in the bath tub. She thought we were spraying something on the door, b/c the compressed air was going everywhere. She was screaming, "ZACH! ZAAAAACH! WHAT ARE THEY SPRAYING ON THE DOOR!?! ZAAAAAAAAACH!!!!!!" all the while she was sitting in the tub. lol! We played a couple of rounds of Halo and Ash came out and pressed the horn's button unexpectedly. Scared the shit out of all of us! I think Shiva jumped over their table and perfectly mounted on Zach's lap. lmao. Afterwards, Jason had the idea of going to Patty Todd's house and blowing it while passing by. He followed me and I stuck the horn outside of the car and blew it all the way down her street. We did it to a couple of more too. I also blew it at some guy. Jaon said that Patricia called his cell and said her dogs were going nuts and that it took her like 5 minutes to calm them down. I hope noone else had dogs!! We continued to wake up O'boro (even drove by my grandparent's house and did it) until it started to mess up. It began to leak on my pants and crotch getting them all cold. It started to blow inside the car so I threw the motherfucker out the window. My penis and right thigh were cold for almost 20 minutes. I told Jason tha if I get frostbite on my dick that I'm going to come and rip his off and have it attached to where mine used ot be. It was fun though. Gotta try it again sometime.

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Date:2004-03-09 02:08
Subject:Tonight.
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After work...
played poker with Jason and Zach.
Yes I am addicted, Terri.
Ate some Rally's.
Yum.
Listened to Tool.
Ah, the memories from their concert still floats in my head.
Reminded of some 80's toys.
I miss all of you guys!
Sleepy.
Goodnight!

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Date:2004-03-07 04:10
Subject:A Lesson.
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Mood: tired

It's 4 in the morning. I just got back from Zach's house playing poker and bullshitting. There is a lesson to be learned when playing any game: Don't brag. Or talk shit. I lost my 5 bucks. But that is okay though.

I'll get you next time Gadget! *pounds fist into arm of chair...Oliver screeches*

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Date:2004-03-06 18:37
Subject:What the!?!
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Mood: flirty

drunken kiss



You Are a Drunken Kiss!


You are an impulsive kisser - kiss first, think later

And sometimes you end up suffering from a little kissing amnesia

It's all good though… your little condition allows you to kiss freely

Without headache or heartache the next morning



What Type of Kiss Are You?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

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