Friday, October 10th, 2003
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9:09 pm - Updaaaaaaaates
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Holy haggis I haven't updated in forever.
All this crap with Craig shooting cymbals in the field outside this victorian place they've put us in....i can't sleep because he is always crazy like that.so i have to sleep at irregular times.fuck.
craig has also stolen the last 3 cigarettes i had.damn him.ohhh nicotine cravings.
craig locks himself in a room and listens to radiohead all day,which is not bad,since now i can sleep.
i have reabandoned my medical hopes AGAIN.because now i believe we might actually get this record DONE and OVER WITH.criag is really a genius,he just steps over that fine line a little too much.....well....i need cigs.....going to the store.
am i even on that list anymore!?
current mood: bored
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Saturday, September 20th, 2003
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4:21 pm - 4:21 pm
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Craig is smoking weed.
I am bored.
This laptop is sort of gay,so Im not gonna update alot.
Alright,post your comments for a while!
current mood: apathetic
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Friday, September 12th, 2003
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4:38 pm - PeepPaw
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Hey guys.
havent updated much lately.
pretty busy finishing up the new album.....
POST IN THIS JOURNAL
current mood: accomplished
current music: the walls get smaller-the music
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Monday, September 8th, 2003
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9:56 am - Hahaha true
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Name:
Youre famous for: Porn
You get famous: January 22, 2043
You make $$ per/year: $53,692,495,851,586
Do people like you? Everyone wants to bone you.
Dead/Alive: Living
What?
2043?I'll be old as fucking hell!
current mood: bored
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Sunday, August 31st, 2003
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8:10 pm - Cake?
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I made a cake today for Craig's birthday.
And put green dye in it.
Sadly,I cant really cook.So it's semi-mushy.
ew....
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10:00 am - Jon
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Oh yeah, hi little Jon!
current mood: full
current music: full of.....
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9:56 am - August 31st,2003=Cragga's Birthday
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Happy Birthday to CRAIG.
I haven't updated in a while, after I got YELLED AT.
Bugger.
Anyway.Somehow I feel Craig's Overdosing coming on.....around 2 a.m.....in a hotel in NY.
But I gotta take a dump....
current mood: anxious
current music: the beatles
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Sunday, August 17th, 2003
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9:04 pm - Patrick Kills
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Apparently the pot is getting a little out of hand in Craig's agenda.
Because he smokes too much.Maybe that's why he's retarded.
I AM BUSY.Doing my own thing.For ONCE.Like studying to be a doctor.Since it looks like the Vines are going to be another Silverchair.
p.s.-i deleted the icons because they are ugly.
current mood: busy
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Friday, August 15th, 2003
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7:03 pm - Momma Patrick.........Rules
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Update for Damian(even though he knows,ahah)
Yesterday the power was out.
And when it was about 3 a.m.,the power was still out and I was in bed.TRYING TO SLEEP.
But Craig comes in and shines a flashlight in my eyes.
So I beat the crap out of him.
I go back to bed.
3:34 a.m.
Hamish and Damian bust in the door with a bunch of groupies.I guess Damian is visiting Craig.Or Hamish,or someone.Hamish was drunk,duh.So I had to beat them out of the room I share with Ryan.
Finally,I go back to sleep.But since i'm everyone's mom......
9:30 a.m.
Craig waddles in.
Rubbing his eyes.
And asking MOMMA PATRICK to make breakfast.If he ever lives by himself he'll starve.
So,I have to get up and make the world some fucking pancakes.God damnit.
And i'm still tired.
So I made 68686 pancakes for Craig,Me,Hamish(hangover),Ryan,and Damian.
Why am I the mom?Because i'm cool.
Btw,AMBER,I don't hate you,I am just generally grumpy.
current mood: sleepy
current music: Time Is Running Out-Muse
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Saturday, August 9th, 2003
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10:58 am - Med
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I want out of NY.
It sucks here.I need to become a doctor.Not be Craig's sidekick.
current mood: anxious
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Thursday, August 7th, 2003
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10:13 pm - Grumpy
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In the new NME there is a bit about the new album.
But Craig made it sound like we are trying to be Muse.
Why don't they ever put MY quotes in these things?
God damnit.
current mood: grumpy
current music: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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Tuesday, August 5th, 2003
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11:06 am - lesbian mutes?!!?!
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Oh god. I just remembered who Amber whateverhername is.
SHES THE LESBO MUTE ON BUFFY!
Ouch.Haha.
Wait.Did she do anything other than be a lesbian mute on Buffy?
Hahahaha,lesbian mute,thats funny.
MUTES RULE.hahaha.
current mood: amused
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10:47 am - IHOP Adventures
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UGH.
Hangover.Today at breakfast,which was this American place called 'IHOP'(why I dont know),we got pancakes.Craig can't ever eat anything like a normal person.He went to put the maple syrup on and the top came off and the actual jar-thing fell into his pancakes and splattered EVERYWHERE.Then he started yelling "Fock!" and the olds in the booths next to us turned to look.Embarrassing.
Then Damian came into IHOP.He is quite cool.Not crazy,like Craig.He started talking to Hamish,who was nearly dead from the amount of beer he drank last night,at the Yeah Yeah Yeah's gig.Then this waiter girl came over to get Craig's mess cleaned up,and he said something to her.I didn't really hear,but she made a face at him and left.Then the manager came out and escorted Craig from the IHOP.Oh god.So we left with Damian.
In the van Craig started beating up Damian,which wasn't good.Especially since Damian was driving.Then Craig made Damian drive off the road.Little Bastard! Our van is DEAD!!!
We had to walk back to the place we've been staying at while recording.Which means we had to go down the street past a bunch of girls.And,of course,they all went after Craig.Stupid groupies.
current mood: groggy
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12:31 am
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Monday, August 4th, 2003
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5:33 pm
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I've been on a crack high for 3 days.WHY DID CRAIG TELL EVERYONE THAT!!!!!!It was my secret!
I don't understand why Craig always gets pictures in those corporate magazines.Because all the girls think he is "so cute".
Why doesn't anyone think I'M cute?I am though.I'm a sexy beast.Maybe it's my 5 o clock facial hair that never leaves?
I don't understand.Maybe I should borrow Carrie's nair shit.Maybe,maybe not.
I don't know when we are leaving Bearsville.I want to NOW.I want to get out of America.And I want MY picture in Rolling Stone!Fuck it. We've been laying down more tracks and somehow 'Amnesia' got onto a site.I don't know which though....
Pass me a Marlboro.
current mood: contemplative
current music: Freetime=Kenna
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1:12 am - Beer
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Marieh D's blurty is very ridiculous.
Craig is not your best fan.He is my er...McDonalds minion.
I have had one too many Heinekens.Where is the trash bin?
::splash::
current mood: drunk
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12:38 am - Wilbur the Haggis
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Craig got a pet haggis named Wilbur.I dont know why.We went to a Scottish Restaurant up here in Woodstock.Or Bearsville or wherever we are.Hamish ordered 2 haggis,but he got sick midway through the first one.At the table.Ryan was freaked out,Craig started laughing like he was chucking a wobbly.And this wicked coloured shit spewed out of Hammy's nose.It was coke.And other things.....
So we left the restaurant and went back to the studio.
Carrie came over too,from Florida.She is my latina schoolgirl friend.She has the hots for Craig.Hahah.Which is funny.
WHY are there more pictures of Craig than of me on this website?That makes me a cranky one.
12:44 a.m.
Ryan popped a guitar string and now he and craig are arguing.Craig says he could drop Ryan out of the group,since he can play guitar himself.WHY does he start trouble?
Owwwww.MY SIDE IS ON FIRE.Godddd.JAYSUS.I need a Heineken...Where did Hamish go?Am I getting fat?
current mood: cranky
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Sunday, August 3rd, 2003
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1:08 am - Proctology
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Craig is really short.He makes me think of the Pillsbury dough boy.Except with an insane amount of energy.
Maybe,with my newfound gayosity,I could become a proctologist.
No.....I dont want to deal with bumholes.
Heh...ew.
current mood: naughty
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1:05 am - Ah! The flesh,it BURNS!
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Holy SHIT!
Don't ever try waxing your balls.
It burns like the sun.
current mood: sore
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12:57 am - Ball Waxing
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I need to buy more marlboros.My mouth is itching for a smoke.Not Craig's kind.He keeps shoving his stupid bong in his face.Which is a little on the pudgy side.I can't tell Craig that i'm gay.Maybe I aroused suspicion last night when I shared a bed with him in the hotel and we spooned.I aroused more than just suspicion.hahahaha.
I wonder if the world knows?
Why do I always have a 5 o'clock shadow?I can't ever shave close enough.Its retarded.Ive had one since I was 7.Maybe I should try NADS.That stuff is the shit.Craig uses it to wax his balls.
current mood: apathetic
current music: Beatles
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