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I felt I should write today, and here it is. [30 Aug 2003|12:55am]
[ mood | lethargic ]
[ music | Shadow Boxer // Fionna Apple ]

I don't like when women (yes, I'm one of these I speak of) interject during a movie to ask moronic, unnecessary questions regarding a particular actor's resume, plot inquiries, make inane comments about clothing flattery and such... general train-of-thought-wrecks which ruin any miasma the movie may have woven.

I don't mean to bash my sex in any way, I just cannot bear it at times. I delved deeply into that link of yours, highverbalfan... With disturbing clarity, I began to see many examples of poor Mil's small personal hell in my own life. Oh how I laughed at Marg's devious follies.

Only I am Mil and Marg is my very own grandmama. God I need to move out....

Am I a man? I had to check earlier.

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Maud [30 Aug 2003|02:36pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | Goldfrapp ]

Do not like scrubbing the shower and having no results. Mildew remains. It is deemed shameful by Mummy Skin. After visiting a friend, she came back and relayed the story to me.

"Maud's (yes, real name) shower is immaculate. The tiles are shiny and white, no black stuff and that there dirty grout...".

I knew we were back on the hunt for that miracle cleanser.

It isn't that bad. I'd rather be out doing things than spending my time crammed into a stall breathing in toxic fumes for mainly aesthetic reasons. I had one of those masks on too. And what the hell was she doing inspecting Maud's shower that closely?

To quote Homer Simpson, "Are we so vain?!".

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too much fun... [30 Aug 2003|06:49pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the hotel lobby! It is Corridor7f, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She screams vengefully:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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