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[12 Dec 2002|06:44pm]
i remember why i used to love my old blog so much,

a) i used the word f*** more.
b) my name wasnt linked to it
c) so i would make sure everything was intentionally liabellous in the hope of getting sued by britney spears/mariah carey
d) i never used the word 'i' once, and instead addressed readers as "punks" so i might start a post with a funny idiom then say punks a couple hundred times, just to make sure all you punk ass readers know you're no better than me.

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sex. [08 Dec 2002|12:33pm]
Now i've come up with a great way of making cash

yep.... i've made about ?50 already

all i have to do is put "sex" in the topic and the money comes flowing in

In about 10mins i will be able to afford a pink cadallic, complete with fury coat

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[08 Dec 2002|12:28pm]
possibly the zaniest blog in the world?
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blog wog? [08 Dec 2002|12:25pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]
[ music | Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs in the bible ]

sometimes i wonder what went wrong with my last blog on Blogspot. It seems like a bunch of terrorist football hooligans attacked it and made it into some sort of messed up reversable sedgeweg. Or maybe the other blogs didnt like it because it was called 'blogspot sucks"

[ps it does]

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sounds about cool [08 Dec 2002|12:16pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]
[ music | Queens of the stoneage - No One knows ]

Currently compiling a complete list cool songs.
These songs are just cool
i dont know why
dont relpying saying stuff "elvis was cool" then pasting his complete collection down there.
these songs are just cool

1) Cake - Going the distance

2) Girls against boys - Kill the sex player

3) Folk Implosion - Natural one
[[from 'kids' soundtrack]]
4) Girls against boys - Tweaker

i am trying to find more slick songs. maybe listening to a couple hundred stations on Live365 [if its still there] might help

Or could Girls Against Boys be the ultimate cool band? This will take some investigation! Better put on some coffee!

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