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LiL tHiNgs GuYz NeEd tO KnOw
*:•.ThiNgS GurLz Luv GuyZ To Do.•:*
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
*:•.HoW tO tEll iF a GuRl LikEs YoU.•:*
1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly
interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says
she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as
possible.
*:•.WaYs tO gEt To a GiRls HeArT.•:*
1. Hugs from behind
2. Grab her hand when you guys are walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with them.
5. Dont force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes.
7. When you hug hold her in your arms as long as possible.
8. Say I love you and mean it.
*:•.WhY yOu liKe GiRls.•:*
1. They always wear your favorite cologne.
2. The way they run there fingers through your hair.
3. The look they give you that makes you just want to die in their arms.
4. The way they kiss away your tears.
5. The way they get mad when they can't make ur problems go away.
6. The way they show off in front when you're with friends.
7. The way they make it their personal mission to ensure you are never cold.
8. The cute confused look they get when you are mad at them.
9. The way they always let you win the game you play together.
10. And when you point #9 out they pretend not to know what you're talking about.
11. The smile they flash that makes ur heart drop to your toes.
12. The way they touch and hold you as if they're afraid that you'll break.
13. The way they call to apologize after having a huge fight.
14. The way guys would die before sayin "I luv u" in front of there friends.
15. The way they kiss.
16. They way they kiss when making up from a big fight.
17. The way they hold you when you cry.
18. The way they think they are the big protector.
19. The way they say I miss you even though they hate to admit it.
20. The way you miss them.
21. The way they comfort you when you're have a bad day.
22. The way they write you luvletters even if its not cool.
23. Regardless to if you luv them, hate them, wish they would die or know
you would die with out them it matters not. Because once they enter your life
whatever you were to the world, they become everything to you, when you
look into your eyes, traveling to the depths of your soul and the way they
can say a million things with out opening your mouths, you know that your
life is consumed by there love, we love them 4 a million reasons, it is a thing
of indescribably feelings.
*:•.10 ThiNgS gIrls HaTe aBouT GuYz.•:*
1)They always keep you waiting
2)They never call
3)They are always so cute, but you can't touch
4)They dress so badly
5)All the good ones are taken
6)They write the worst notes
7)All the nice guys are out dating each other
8)They all hate your budz
9)They are such pigs
10)They move WAY too fast
*:•.ThIngS tHe PeRfeCt guY woUld dO•:*
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respect your independence.
4. Be so wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for you.
5. Fit his arms firmly around you.
6. Hint that he wants to kiss you.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Never run out of new games to play.
10. Never run out of good jokes.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know when to be serious.
13. Realizes that he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile.
17. Kiss you.
18. Act like Mr. Big. Not to the point where you are annoyed,just enough to make it cute.
19. Apologize for acting like Mr. Big.
20. Hug you on a bad day and the clouds seem to lift.
*:•.50 ThiNgS GuYs sHoUlD kNoW.•:*
1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)Girls like spendin quality tyme wit u just as much, if not more than guys.
4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
5)We hate porn.
6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
8)We think about you all the time.
9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. *
11)Hold our hand.
12)No backseat drivers...NONE.
13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14)We are not your all-night restaurant.
15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
22)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
23)Keep in mind that we withold kissing when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
24)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
28)We're sorry, Aaron just IS hot...get over it!!!
29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
30)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
33)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
34)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
38)Make fun of our clothes...and prepare to die.
39)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
40)Tell us we're beautiful.
41)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
42)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
44)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you
45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
46)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
47)We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
48)One word when it comes to smoking...quit.*
49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
do it.
50)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
*:•.WaT GuRls aRe rEaLLy SaYin.•:*
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to
describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of
those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the
trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of
wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five
Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset
over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to
you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean
that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe,
and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long
and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have
done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you
the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have
for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair
chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a
"That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks
A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that
you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed
by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after
the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing'
MeAniNg oF YoUr GiRlS NaMe
Abby's: are your friends one day and not the next
Alexandria's: can be nice but,boy-crazy
Alice's: are nice and quiet
Alyssa's: are quiet but,if they want,they can be brats
Amy's: are crazy and wacky
Amanda's: are smart and really fun
Amber's: are sluts, freaks, ugly, not nice, but can be friends if you give them a chance
Andrea's: can be really nice but,can't keep secrets
Angel's: can't take a joke
Angela's: are nice and always your friend
Anna's: are organized
Annie's: are smart, sweet and braggers
Ana Maria's: are sweet,smart and great singers and dancers
Ariele's: are popular and tall
Ashley's: are sweet and outgoing
Alyssa's: are shy
Becky's: are small
Beth's: are skinny and small, but nice
Brianna's: are popular and good athletes
Brittany's: are great runners and are very athletic. guys like them from the very beginning and they are super nice!
Britney's: are great singers and dancers
Brooke's: are bitches
Caitlin's: are funny
Candace's: are outgoing, pure, glittering,glicining
Cathy's: are loud
Christina's: are cool and smart
Christine's: are small and outgoing
Crystal's: are somewhat nice, but too picky-skanks
Dana's: are not shy at all
Danielle's: are cool to be around and fun to hang out
Elizabeth's: have the coolest numbers and can do what they please
Elisabeth's: are really sweet,pretty,and outgoing.They also have creative minds
Emma's: are loud, but sensitive
Emily's: are fun, talkative, smart, creative,but,they can be annoying
Erica's: are sweet, smart, and everybody's friend
Erika's: are nice and good at playing instruments
Erin's: are controllers
Heather's: are popular
Heidi's: are s {or will be}
Holly's: are weirdos who no one likes
Irene's: like to fight
Jamie's: can be pretty annoying and sometimes teachers pets
Jessica's: are really sweet and have great singing voices
Jenna's: are really good runners and are great friends,they are smart,but can be short
Jenny's: are always fun, cute, and creative and flirty
Jennifer's: are mean and snobby as well as liars
Jill's: are usually have the best personality's
Julie's: are nice but shy
Karen's: are nice and funny
Katelyn's: are pretty smart and talented
Kate's: are weird and are just really weird
Kathleen's: are fun and pretty
Kathryn's: are too hyper
Kathy's: are friendly, but tomboyz
Katie's: are wacked out at times but,can be great friends
Kaitlin's: are sometimes quiet but,they're friendly
Kailyn's: are friendly,popular,and great runners
Kerri's: are awesome they keep you on your toes
Kelly's: can be back-stabbers but,they can be nice
Kim's: are pretty and funny
Kristina's: are pretty, they're nice friends, smart, and intelagent!
Kristen's: are nice and smart
Lauren's: cool to hang out with, they are great friends
Laura's: are really nice but,aren't exactly athletes
Leah's: are nice
Lindsay's: get into trouble
Lisa's: are sweet and
Maria's: are daring and know how to have fun
Mariah's: are very sexy,great sense of humors, are fun to hang around, and u can fall in love very easily
Mary's: are sweet and everyone's friend
Marybeth's: are nice and have big hearts
Melanie's: are shy and athletic
Melinda's: are outgoing and powerful
Megan's: are cool,popular and get lots of guys
Mia's: are sweet and funny and athletic
Michelle's: are liked, but dunno how to walk out their front door
Mollie's: are stalkers
Monica's: have a lot of boyfriends
Morgan's: never shut up
Nancy's: jock
Natalie's: cry about everything, EVERYTHING!
Nicole's: are way too nice and sweet and gets whatever guy she wants
Nikeyla's:funny hyper nice and pretty
Patty's: are cuties
Rachel's: may seem great, but will stab you in the back
Samantha's: know how to have a good time
Sarah's: are good friends
Shannon's: are unique
Stephanie's: are mad cool, not uptight, and popular
Suzanne's: are pretty and funny
Tammy's: are trouble makers
Tara's: are pretty and nice
Tiffany's: Are usally sluts with big mouths
Traci's: love to laugh
Victoria's: are cool and have a secret
Vanessa's: are shy
Wendy's: are different
Whitney's: are cool, and go w/ the flow
Zoey's: are really cool and nice.They are kinda shy but great friends.
they dont have like nebodys name barely...but they almost have nikaylas name...itnis nikeyla!!haha!!gg!!
comment on what ur name mean an if u agree with those names...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT!
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