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[13 Jun 2004|02:03pm]
[ mood | blank ]
[ music | NOFX - Falling in love ]

guess it's time to move to greatestjournal......
bye blurty

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You call this an update?!? [01 Jun 2004|06:25pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Moby - Porcelain ]

KT stole this then I stole it from KT, fill it out and go ahead, be brutal, I find it hilarious.

[01.] I___ Chris.
[02.] Chris is___.
[03.] If I were alone in a room with Chris, I would___.
[04.] I think Chris would___.
[05.] Chris needs___.
[06.] I want to ___Chris.
[07.] Someday Chris will___.
[08.] Chris reminds me of___.
[09.] Without Chris____.
[10.] My memories of Chris are___.
[11.] Chris can be____.
[12.] The worst thing about Chris is ____.
[13.] The best thing about Chris is___.
[14.] I am____Chris.

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I can't wait until I can smoke pot again.... [31 May 2004|01:39am]
[ mood | blank ]
[ music | NOFX - Falling in love ]

Today I had a barbecue. I played poker for many hours straight. We lit a bunch of fireworks off. I laughed at many drunken people. I stole some alcohol from my parents. They say that when you get drunk alone you're an alcoholic. Tonight I become an alcoholic. I'm going to go get drunk now under the comfort of black lights. I'm going to watch Trainspotting, I bought it today. It is one of my favorite movies, everyone should see it.

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This survey took almost an hour of my life that I will never get back... [25 May 2004|03:39pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]
[ music | NOFX - Linoleum ]

I was in the mood for a survey and found this in Mike's journal

01. Last Cigarette: Saturday
02. Last Kiss: Never
03. Last Cry: Some time last week
04. Last Library Book Checked Out: Years
05. Last Movie Seen In a Theatre: Troy (Achilles is the man!)
06. Last Book Read: A short story called "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka
07. Last Cuss Word Uttered: Cussing comes naturally, although I can control it I don't realize when I swear, probably fuck though
08. Last Beverage Drank: Water
09. Last Food Consumed: Sour Tangerine Altoids, if you don't count those then spaghetti
10. Last Phone Call: My dad but I didn't talk to him
11. Last TV Show Watched: ATHF (even though I don't like it that much)
12. Last Time Showered: This morning
13. Last Shoes Worn: Brown Emerica's
14. Last CD Played: NOFX - Pump Up The Valium
15. Last Soda Drank: Coca Cola
16. Last Thing Written: Chem homework
17. Last Words Spoken: Yes
18. Last Sleep: lastnight but I'd like a nap right now
19. Last IM: Mike
21. Last Ice Cream Eaten: Vanilla? it's been a while
22. Last Time Wanting to Die: Some time last week
23. Last Lipstick: A month ago maybe?, whenever we pulled the prank on Guiles
24. Last Time Dancing: By myself - earlier today, with another - maybe a month
25. Last Show Attended: Hey Mercedes and E11
26. Last Big Car Ride: Recent but not sure when
27. Last Crush: Not sure
28. Last Annoyance: Others
29. Last Disappointment: Sometime last week
30. Last Time Scolded: A month or two
31. Last Web Site Visited:
32. Last movie you rented: Gothika if you count icontrol...don't rent it
33. Last movie you bought: Kill Bill, Monty Python's The Meaning of LIfe, & Roger and Me
34. Last song you listened to: Hybrid Moments by The Misfits
35. Last song that was stuck in your head: Dammit by Blink 182
36. Last CD you bought: Evanescence (SP?) for my brother in law
37. Last CD you listened to: "Chris Mix" made by Steve

01. How many tattoos do you have? None
02. What would you like to get a tattoo of? The Triforce
04. Would you trust your best friend to give you a tattoo? If they knew what they were doing
05. What do you think of sleeves [full arm tattoos]? I don't like them usually
07. Would you get a tattoo on your chest or booty areas? Sure
08. What's the biggest diameter, in inches, you would get as a tattoo? Probably nothing over 4-5 inches
09. What do you think is the most over-done tattoo design? Skeletons

03. height = 5'8"
04. shoe size = 11 or 12
05. hair color = That's not a number but Dark Brown
06. siblings = 1

01. you wish you could live somewhere else = Right now no, I have a great group of friends I will miss
02. you believe in online dating = I wouldn't but if that's what you're into sure, go for it
03. others find you attractive = No
04. you drink = Recently, yes
05. you do drugs = Recently, no but I can't wait until I can again =)
06. you like cleaning = Others rooms yes, my room no
07. you like roller coasters = I hate heights but when people drag me on them I love it
08. you write in cursive or print = Print, I used to write in cursive but stopped for some reason...?

+ long distance relationships = For
+ suicide = Suicide interests me but I wouldn't want to see anyone I know do it, Against
+ teenage smoking = For
+ doing drugs = For
+ driving drunk = Extremely against, you shouldn't put others lives at risk because of you're own stupidity
+ gay/lesbian relationships = For, do what you want, if it's love it's love
+ soap operas = Neither, I don't watch them but I don't hate them

+ song = Foo Fighters - My Hero
+ thing to do = Sleep
+ thing to talk about = Depends on the person
+ drinks = Strawberry milk
+ clothes = Khaki shorts, T-shirt, Cotton boxers, Ankle high socks
+ movies = Fight Club, American Beauty, American History X, Half Baked, Kill Bill....countless others
+ singer = John McCrea of Cake
+ rapper = Eminem or Dr. Dre
+ holiday = Christmas I guess

+ ever cried over a girl = Yes
+ ever cried over a boy = No
+ ever lied to someone = Yes
+ ever been in a fist fight = No
+ ever been arrested = No

+ are you scared of = Dolls, and carnies...small hands, smell like cabbage

# of times you have been in love? Never
# of times you have had your heart broken? A few
# of hearts you have broken? A few
# of girls you have kissed? None
# of boys you have kissed? I think it's zero but it honestly wouldn't leave a big impression, I don't care about that shit
# of drugs taken illegally? 1
# of people you would classify as true, could trust with your life type friends? 10 maybe, I'm pretty trusting, if I'm close to you I usually feel I could trust you
# of people you consider your enemies? 3, maybe more
# of times your name has appeared in the newspaper? A few
# of scars on your body? 1 I think, maybe a few more
# of things in your past that you regret? Many things

+ disney movie = Don't know, not a big Disney fan
+ word = Apostrophe, I like the spelling a lot
+ eye color = Blue
+ flower = Lilac
+ actor = Edward Norton
+ actress = Don't have one

+ pretty = No
+ funny = I try
+ hot = No
+ friendly = Getting less standoffish
+ amusing = Not really
+ ugly = Yes
+ loveable = No
+ caring = Yes
+ sweet = Yes

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$19 for a bottle of temporary happiness! 8-D [23 May 2004|08:19pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Phantom Planet - In Our Darkest Hour ]

Been a long time since I've updated. I think it's mostly because anything thats been on my mind lately would piss people off if I put it up LMAO. O well, I guess I have to talk about shit that no one cares about then. I got FFXI now, it's a great game. It's hard though, hard to level up your character. I think I actually did like Evercrack more than this game though. This game doesn't have to many abilities or spells for characters. Everquest on the other hand has a bunch of them from the moment you begin. It gives a lot of diversity to the game and makes it more fun. Every time I fight something in FFXI I do the same thing over and over and over. The abilities also have cool down times on them so once you use them you have to wait to use them again. My character is a thief so if I try to steal from an enemy its 5 minutes before I can steal again, kind of a bitch to say the least. Listening to Phantom Planet - The Guest right now, what a great CD. I'd like to see them live, they kind of remind me of Cake. My weekend was pretty much a blur of alcohol, a very pleasant blur lol. It's nice to not give a shit about things, you can forget all lifes bullshit problems and tell everyone to fuck off for a while. $19 gets a big bottle of Smirnoff Vodka, it's a great deal. Tastes like shit, but does the trick 80) My PS2 broke but we had the warranty so after sending it in we got a voucher for $215. For those of you that don't know PS2's are now $150 so I ended up with some extra money. I bought DVD's with it. I got Kill Bill, Roger and Me, and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. They are all great movies. Hmmm, I already took a shower today but I'm in the mood for another one. I'm gonna go get cleaned up then watch Kill Bill. I love relaxing after a shower, you are so clean and happy ^_^ Haha, I just realized I started using smilies again, it's from online gaming =P Cya guys later *Waves*

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Bubbles and Strawberry Milk [03 May 2004|03:20pm]
[ mood | nerdy ]
[ music | Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight ]

I would have had to walk home from school today and my foot is kinda fucked up sop my mother let me stay home. I slept until like 12:30 then I decided I wanted to make a mix CD. 50 songs later the mix is going to be about 3 CD's lol. So i get ready to burn then I remember my burner is broke....I'm such an idiot lol. Oh well I saved the playlist so I will be able to burn it when it gets fixed. I'm really bored. I can't fucking wait for Final Fantasy XI. OH MY GOD, it's going to be great. I don't talk about it much because I know no one wants to here about it but one of the most fun things I have ever done is play Everquest. For those of you that don't know Everquest is a MMORPG (massively multiplayer online role playing game). They are so fucking fun but only if you are into role playing games. They are really addicting to, people actually do become addicted. I played that game from sun up to sun down, honestly, I wouldn't move. Everquest is defienitely on the top ten best games ever list in my mind. It's because you are playing with real people. It's not just a game it's like a society. Haha, yea I know I'm a huge loser but really you find so many cool people on there. Final Fantasy XI is supposed to be better than Everquest too and I believe it. My god I'm fiending for it ..........sorry, I'm gonna go play dungeons and dragons now and polish my coin collection. lol peace.

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"There I am, jacking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day." [29 Apr 2004|09:33pm]
[ mood | pessimistic ]
[ music | Fell in love with a girl - The White Stripes ]

Hmm, strange mood. I stayed home today, I really wasn't in the mood for school. I just stayed in bed all day and got some much needed sleep. Right now there's a spider crawling down my wall and it's freaking me out. Oh shit, I lost him, fuck. I always think they are going to end up on me and I hate that fucking feeling. AHHH there he is again....he's a sneaky one. lol, enough about the spider. Today sucked but it was relaxing. It was fucking beautiful out. I sat on my porch for a long time just thinking today. I haven't done that in a long time. It was nice but nothing was resolved in my mind and nothing will be resolved. Fuck you life. I'm in a techno mood, this happens every once in a while. I've been kind of depressed lately. I think I may start writing short stories. I love doing it. Maybe I'll start a seperate blurty to do it or one of the other journals that people tell me are better than blurties. I'm not sure if I've said this in my other posts yet but I quit smoking pot for a month. My sister is gonna get me a really easy job at Sears but first I need clean piss. No problem, I'm not very dependent on smoking. Maybe I'll become an alcoholic lol. It'll be nice to have money. I got nothing to say to you blurty. Fuck off. Vah tuh fair ankoolay. (I'm not french, I don't know how to spell that, lol sorry Scout) Aww I'm such a piece of shit loser, guess it's back to suicide for good ol' Chris lol.

"I felt like putting a bullet through the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's species."
-Chuck Palahniuk
-Fight Club

Don't Be

Most frightening experience of my life! [24 Apr 2004|11:53am]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers ]

Okay, I tried Salvia Divinorum last night and it is fucking insane. I took one hit and held it for 20 seconds. By about 10 seconds I was already feeling a little something. Then I took another hit and was totally gone. Jesse and Diana were there to help me. Jesse saw that I was really out of it because I forgot there was smoke in my lungs and wasn't really exhaling it. He told me to give him the lighter and the bowl and I said, "Yea, that's probably a good idea." I was completely out of it, you just aren't there anymore. I totally forgot I smoked it by this point. Jesse told me to lie down on the bed which I don't remember. I guess I got up and laid down, that's when it got fucking nuts. I turned over because I was facing the bed and I was outside, outside in a world of legos (Yea, I know, it's crazy). I was the ground made of connected green blocks. I sat up and when I did I sort of unhooked from the wall next to me. My feet were still inside of the ground, but then again I didn't even have feet, I was just a sheet of green legos. My surroundings were just a vast misty peach color and I think there was a sun in the sky but I can't be sure. I looked at Jesse and Scout sitting there, they were sort of made out of legos to but I can't remember exactly how they looked. It was kind of like that Offspring video if you know what I'm talking about (good job Scout). Then I started to get scared. I didn't know I was tripping, I didn't even know I smoked. I suddenly thought that this was what real life was. It (put into terms you can understand) was like a lego matrix. "My whole life is a lie and I may be stuck here forever", I thought. I started flipping out. I was the most scared I had ever been in my life, honestly. I was trying to say something to lego Jesse and Diana but I couldn't. I had just unmasked the secret to life and was completely aww struck. I just sat there going, "umm...umm...umm". Then I looked to the left and saw first a giant round indentation then my vision panned out to see a giant lego. Then it panned further and there were more legos, thousands of them. Each huge blockrepresented another person's life. The giant sham, my "Lego Matrix". At this point I began to snap back to reality, Thank god!! My room was my room again but things were still interlocking. I looked down at my blanket and saw it was away from the wall. It was half interlocked in it though and I wanted to make it completely connected. I started tugging on it and so did Jesse. I got up and Jesse straightened it out. At this point I felt like I did the first time I did this (one hit, never documented it, short-lived, not very exciting). I layed down and looked at my ceiling, it was interlocking to the walls to in sort of like a jigsaw puzzle. I told Jesse I was going to lie down and close my eyes (that's what you are supposed to do on salvia) so I layed back and closed them, then...nothing happened.

It was over and I was happy. The whole thing lasted 5 maybe 10 minutes. It scared the fucking shit out of me, doubting my existence was the worst thing to ever happen to me. Such a fucking crazy event. I can't get over it. If I ever do it again I'll do one hit. I don't think I ever want to trip like that again....maybe. Thank god Jesse and Scout were there to help me because if they weren't I probably would have flipped out and possibly hurt myself or burned the house down. Thank you so much guys, you're the best. I strongly encourage anyone who is thinking of taking salvia to have a sitter there with them.

Oh yea, I just remembered. I think I know why I tripped about legos. Jesse pointed it out and I think he's right. The comforter on my bed has many green blocks in it and right under that is a peach blanket. I probably saw them when I got on the bed and my mind took and played with it. Then again what do I know haha.

Tripping is really insane. I just didn't expect that at all. I thought I was going to know I was tripping and be able to calm myself down. In reality though I was totally gone. I thought that was really my reality and it terrified me. I don't think I could handle tripping for hours. If I had been in that lego world for a minute longer I would have really flipped. How do you handle losing your whole world in seconds. Every one of your friends lost, no family, no life. The curtain was drawn and the facade exposed. I don't know if I will do it again or not. I most likely will take one hits but I'm not sure I'll ever get that deep again. I may be better prepared if I ever do get that deep again. I also may have a good trip if I do it again. I'm not sure, I have to think about it. I guess that pretty much wraps up my crazy experience. It was fucking insanity guys, fucking insanity.

Don't Be

"She doesn't know things will never be the same again" [11 Apr 2004|07:44pm]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | That girl has love - Rooney ]

It's Easter and I don't care at all.
My parents went to mass this morning and didn't wake me up. That's cool of them. I think they finally accept the fact that I don't believe in god. God, you suck, you've fucked me over so many times. It's like your just toying with me. Hey it's kinda fun typing to no one. I'm ready for the day to end. I don't think it wants to though cause my watch isn't going any faster. Shitty mood. Go faster clock, c'mon, I'll give you candy. I don't think he likes candy... Fuck you clock. There's only so many times I can play pool in one day. That girl has love is a really sad song. The saddest song I've ever heard is Come Sweet Death by Bach. It's an amazing classical piece with the most depressing sound in the world. I got nothing to say. I want to scream, screaming is fun occasionally. Have you ever tried to do something to cure your boredem and you end up becoming more bored. AHHHHHHHHHHHH that was fun. Fuck this, I have nothing to do, I'm going to play pool lol.

Don't Be

Yes, I am bored enough to take a 500 question quiz [30 Mar 2004|01:23pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | That Scooter techno song ]

<> You Stuff <>
001.What is your name? Christopher Michael Ostuni
002.Spell your name backwards. Inutso Leahcim Rehpotsirch
004.Male or female? Male
005.Astrological sign: Capricorn
006.Nicknames: C-Mo, Tommy, Panda, Leonardo, Fritz, That creepy hairy kid
007. Occupation: Seeking the true identity of Hitler (oh it’s out there, just you wait..)
008. Height: 5’8” ?
009. Weight: I have no idea and I’m to lazy to find a scale
010. Hair color: Dark Brown
011. Eye color: Dark Brown
012. Where were you born? SYR
013. Where do you reside now? SYR
014. Age: 18
015. Screen names: Circusmonkeey
016. E-mail addy:
017. What does your screen name stand for? Well it’s kinda like a monkey…and he’s at the circus
018. What is your BJ name? I guess hummer works but I don’t usually name BJ’s
019. What does your LJ name stand for? NA
020. Pets: 3 Cats: Gizmo, Zero, Cinnamon 2 Dogs: Molly (Husky/Collie) Jasper (Lab/Shepard)
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 18
022. Piercings? 0
023. Tattoo's? 0
024. Shoe size: 11 maybe, I have to check every time someone asks
025. Righty or lefty? Righty
026. Wearing: Khaki’s + Simpsons Tee (Yeah, that’s a big surprise)
027. Hearing: Beastie Boys – Ill Communication
028. Feeling: The Keyboard…
029. Eating/drinking: Altoids

<> Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff <>
061. Have you ever been in love? No
062. How many people have you said "I love you" to? and meant it? None
063. How many people have you been in love with? None
064. How many people have you kissed? None
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? No
066. How many people have you dated? None
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Blue eyes, Dark Hair
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I look at eyes first and move on if they aren’t blue
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? A talker so I don’t have too
073. Do you have a crush right now? Yes
074. If so who is it? Seth Green
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope, just sexual attraction
076. Do you remember your first love? NA
077. Who is the first person you kissed? NA
078. Do you believe in fate? Hmmm, yea I think I do
079. Do you believe in soul mates? No
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? It’d be cool if it was true

<> Family Stuff <>
104. How many siblings do you have? 1
105. What are your parents names? Michael and Lisa
106. What are your siblings names? Andrea
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 3
108. How many siblings does your father have? 3
109. Where are your parents from? SYR
110. Is your family close? Immediate family yes, other than that no
111. Does your family get together for holidays? Sometimes
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? A few of them
113. Any medical problems run through your family? Cancer
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? No
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Not yet
116. Are your parents divorced? No but almost have many times
117. Do you have step parents? No
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? No
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Italy and Germany for my ancestors but not my immediate

<> Music Stuff <>
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Rick James - Superfreak
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? The Purple People Eater Party Mix
123. What's the best cd you own? In Utero or Nevermind
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Lenny Kravitz - can’t remember the title
125. Do you sing in the shower? Yes
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Bloodhound Gang – 3.14

<> I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs <>
127. Pink: I’m coming out so you better get this party started
128. Aerosmith: Walk this way, talk this way
129. Madonna: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time, like a virgin, when your heart beats next to mine
130. Korn: What the fuck you sayin’, you’re a pimp whatever, Limp dick
131. Backstreet Boys: Tell me why, ain’t nothin’ but a mistake
132. The Beatles: We all live in the yellow submarine
133. Nine Inch Nails: I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel
134. J.Lo: If you had my love and I gave you all my trust would you lie to me
135. Nsync: Ain’t no lie baby bye bye bye, bye bye
136. Limp Bizkit: It’s just one of those days when you don’t want to wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks
137. Britney Spears: My loneliness is killing me, I must confess I still believe
138. Creed: With arms wide open, welcome to this place, I’ll show you everything
139. Enrique Iglesias: All I need is that look in your eye
140. Good Charlotte: You know, on the east coast we ride until we die, you know
141. Christina Aguilera: I’m a genie in a bottle, gotta rub me the right way
142. Eminem: Fuck blood, I wanna see some lungs coughed up, get shot up in the hot tub til’ the bubbles pop up and they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water that's for tryin’ to talk like the chronic was lost product, that's for even thinkin of havin’ them thoughts thought up, you better show some respect whenever the doc's brought up, so what's the difference between us, we can start at the penis or we can scream, I just don’t give a fuck and see who means it! (Yea, I’m a loser but I love that song)
144. Kelly Clarkston: I have no idea who that is
145. Kelly Osbourne: I made up my mind, I’m keeping my baby
146. Mandy Moore: Can’t think of one
147. Eve: Who ever thought a sexy bitch could be a murderer sniper
148. Aaliyah: If at first you don’t succeed dust yourself off and try again
149. Nelly: You can find me in St. Louis rollin on thugs smokin on thugs
150. Alicia Keys: Cant’ think of one
151. Incubus: Pardon me while I burst into flames, I’ve had enough of these people’s mindless games

<> Favorites <>
152. Color: Emo Green (it’s kelly green but I refer to it as emo green)
153. Food: Honestly it’s crab legs but they lose points for hard to open so it’s pasta
154. Song: My Hero – Foo Fighters
155. Show: Hmmm, Simpsons went down hill, I’d have to say Family Guy
156. School subject: Science
157. Band/singer: Cake
158. Animal: Panda or Koala
159. Outfit: ummmm kahkis?
160. Radio station: I’ve had enough, please turn that fuckin’ radio off
161. Movie: Fight Club
162. Pair of shoes: I hate my shoes, I need new ones
163. Cartoon: Family Guy
164. Actor: Edward Norton
165. Actress: NA
166. Chip: NA
167. Drink: Strawberry Milk ooo ooooo oh god its so good
169. Holiday: Ramadan
170. Perfume/cologne: That shampoo that Scout uses, damn that stuffs good
171. Pizza topping: Cheese
172. Jello flavor: Cherry or lime
173. Lunch meat: Turkey
174. Card Game: Poker
175. Video game: Super Mario World (SNES)
176. Website:
177. Book: Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
178. Computer game: Half-Life: Counter-Strike
179. Number: 8 because its never ending
180. Cereal: Golden Grahams
181. Comedian: I can’t choose, that’s a hard one
182. Dessert: Cheesecake probably
183. Disney character: Ron Jeremy
184. Clothing store: The Gap hands down
185. Past time: I guess in all honestly it would have to be getting high
186. Teacher: Mr. Lester, I wish his name was Moe that’d be hilarious
187. Childhood toy: A super gonzo doll I had, I would always chew on his nose
188. Carnival game/ride: Some roller coaster at Canada’s Wonderland
189. Candy bar: 3 musketeers
190. Magazine: EGM
191. Salad dressing: Ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Just chilling with friends is good for me
193. Hot drink: Hot Cocoa
194. Season: Fall
195. Sport to watch: Boxing
196. Person to talk to online: Anyone who’s on really

<> Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits <>
197. What color are your sheets? Right now they are pinstripe I think
198. What color are your bedroom walls? Forest Green
199. Do you have posters on your wall? Yes
200. If so of what? Bart
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Yes
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 4
203. What do you normally sleep in? Boxers and a Tee
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: Boxers and a Tee
205. What size bed do you have? Dunno
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? No
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: Probably falling but I can't remember, it's been a long time
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No you sicko
211. How many people can sleep comfortably in your bed: 2 or 3 if one is small
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Nah, not really

<> Either/Or <>
242. Cd's/tapes: CD's
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVD's
244. Old/new: New
245. Shorts/skirts: Shorts
246. Pink/red: Red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Black and White
248. Meat/vegetables: Meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: Chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: Infomercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: Comedies
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikinis
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Tennis shoes
254. Dogs/cats: Dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies
256. Water/land: Water
257. Sugar/spice: Sugar
258. Black/white: White
259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: Chicken
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: White
262. Cars/trucks: Cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: AP
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Pretzels
265. Hip/hop: Hop
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Masturbation
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: Real
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back rub (AAAAWWWWW SOOOOOO GOOOOOD)
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Albums
270. Pens/pencils: Pens

<> What Is Your Opinion Of The Following <>
271. Eminem: I Liked the Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers LP, I really have nothing against him
272. Virgins: HAHAHAHAHA you can't get laid!!!......Oh *tear*
273. God: I don't think he exists but I won't challenge anyone elses views
274. The Osbournes: English people talk funny *girlish giggles*
275. Reality TV: Hate it
276. J.Lo: I don't find her attractive and she's an awful actress
277. Religion: I was exposed to it from birth and was eventually overwhelmed in bullshit, I'll never go back
278. Emo music: I don't mind it
279. Valentine's Day: Just another stupid fucking holiday that really means nothing
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: Oh she'll get hers....VIVA LA RENAISSANCE!!
281. Homosexuals: I'm bothered by the fact that people are bothered by homosexuals, my uncle is gay and he's one of the nicest people I've ever met
282. Abortion: Pro-Choice
283. Inter-racial relationships: If it's real love it's okay
284. Murder: I'm suprised someone could actually go through with it
285. Death: Scared shitless of it
286. Obesity: It's pretty depressing and kind of disgusting
287. Pre-marital sex: Sure, why not
288. Terrorism: I actually support it, They are uprising for what they believe in, they just happen to like killing innocents
289. Pornography: I enjoy porn
290. Fortune Tellers: I don’t believe the bullshit I see on TV but I think some people really have the power
291. Threesomes: It seems like a good idea but I think it would complicate things, I would only so it if my partner wanted to do it
292. Prostitution: They should be legalized and given proper medical treatment, right now all they are doing is spreading disease
293. Politics: They are good and necessary
294. Country music: I can’t think of a country song I like but if I heard one I wouldn’t shut it out just because it’s country
295. George W. Bush: He’s an idiot but I don’t have to tell my fellow Americans that now do I?
296. Cloning: Cool, go for it, I can’t wait to see my evil Chris clone, he would defienitely have to have a mustache
297. Britney's boobs: They’re ugly
298. Gas prices in America: Bullshit

<> Name Game <>
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: White
300. Tiffany: Breakfast at
301. Ben: Folds Five - Brick
302. Maria: NA
303. Jennifer: Aniston
304. Nicole: Bodah
305. Amy: Anderson
306. Adam: Lane
307. Richard: Rich
308. Justin: Timberlake
309. Arnold: Swarzenegger (I have no idea how to spell that)
310. Tom: Tom Tom Tom, this millionaire my dad used to work for
311. Melissa: Missy Gaylore from Grimes
312. Charlotte: Good
313. Harold: NA
314. John: Ostuni, My uncle
315. Joel: Hughes from Grimes
316. Vanessa: Wasn’t the girl on Fresh Prince named Vanessa?
317. Michelle: Pfiefer
318. Kevin: Bacon
319. Brent: Favre
320. Jake: My grandma’s dead dog
321. Billy: That goalie
322. Sarah: Grant
323. Natalie: NA
324. Christy: My cousin
325. Nick: Brian’s supervisor
326. Linda: Beebe, My buddies mom
327. Taylor: My friend’s little sister
328. Jordan: My fiend’s niece
329. Jamie: Cuss
330. Adrian: Rocky

<> Have You Ever.... <>
331. Mooned anyone? Yes
332. Been on a diet? Yes
333. Been to a foreign country? Is Canada considered foreign?
334. Broken a bone? Nope
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? No
336. Swear at a teacher? No
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? No
338. Got in a fight? No
339. Dated a teacher? No
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No
341. Thought about killing your enemy? Of course, it’s fun to dream
342. Gone skinny dipping? Yes hahaha, I was curious and it’s my pool so fuck you lol
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? No
344. Told a little white lie? Yes
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? Yes
346. Stolen anything? Just small shit
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Yup
348. Been on TV? Yes
349. Been on the radio? No
350. Been in a mosh pit? No
351. Been to a concert? Yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? No
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? No
354. Deceived somebody close to you? No
355. Broken the law? Yes
356. Been to a rodeo? No
357. Been on a talk show? No
358. Been on a game show? No
359. Been on an airplane? Yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? No
361. Came close to dying? Yes
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? No, I would never do that, that’s such fucking bullshit, how could you make a commitment to someone then just go fuck someone else…
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter? No
365. Made a mud pie? No
366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? Never off of a cliff, always black holes with caves surrounding me as I fall, the bottom is a purple checkered floor but I’ve never hit it
367. Snuck out of the house at night? No
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No, that’s retarded
369. Had an eating disorder? No
370. Felt like you didn't belong? Yes
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Yes
372. Smoked? Yes
373. Done drugs? Yes
374. Been arrested? Almost
375. Had your tonsils removed? No
376. Gone to camp? No
377. Won a bet? Yes
378. Written a love letter? No
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? No
380. Written a love poem? No
381. Kissed in the rain? No
382. Slow danced with someone you love? No
383. Participated in cyber sex? Yes
384. Faked an orgasm? No
385. Stolen a kiss? No
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Yes
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Sort of
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? No
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? No
390. Done jail time? No
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? No
392. Won a trophy? No
393. Thrown up in public? Yes
394. Bowled a perfect game? No
395. Failed/got held back? No
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? No, I’m always out, school sucks
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yes and they’re damn good
398. Taken ballet lessons? I had to take dance in Franklin, other than that no
399. Attempted suicide? No
400. Cut yourself? No but I poke myself with pins a lot

<> Childhood Stuff <>
401. Did you play with Barbies? Haha yea, with my sister
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? Maybe, they sound familiar
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? Yes, man I’m a faggot
404. Did you play Simon? Yea
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? WOO HOO! HELL YEA! DOOZERS ROCK!!!
406. Did you wet the bed? Not often but I Have
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Both, I hated my room at night
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? No
409. Were you shy? My god yes
410. Were you spoiled? No, I never asked for anything
411. Were you abused? No
412. Did you go to the circus? Yes, and elephants are bigger in person
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yes
414. Were you in a car accident? No
415. Did you build snowmen? Yea, and they would melt and leave behind discolored snow, it was red for some reason, I can’t remember why, we had to of put something with coloring on it
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Sometimes, Then I’d run to my mother
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? No, my younger one was the prick
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? I still do….does that make me a bad person?
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? Are you trying to ruin my dreams?
420. Were you afraid of the dark? I was actually more afraid that someone was going to break in through my window and slaughter my whole family at night.
421. Did you have slumber parties? Sleepovers yes but they are exactly the same as they are now not like a party just someone sleeping there
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? Ahem, I uh kinda still sleep with a New Kids pillow
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? Did you make a survey with stupid questions?
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Damn right I did

<> Randomness <>
425. Do you believe in aliens? With the immense size of this universe how could there not be
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: Globe, Cough drop wrapper, Tea pot
427. Do you have any hidden talents? Just wait till you see my ping pong ball trick
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? Yes, commi bastards
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Comedy
430. What would your movie star name be? Cristobal and I would be Spanish
431. Do you play any sports? No
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Showgirls, definitely
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? 12 Monkeys
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? A Christmas Story
435. Do you drive? No
436. What is your dream car? A car that drives itself so I can sleep on the way to wherever
437. Do you think your good looking? Definitely not
438. Do others think you are good looking? I highly doubt it
439. Would you ever sky dive? Maybe
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? No
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 7
442.Are you afraid of roller coasters? Yes
443. Do you believe in God? No
444. Do you believe in Satan? No
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? No
446. Do you believe there is a hell? No
448. Do you have a pool? Yes
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yes
450. Do you like chocolate? No
451. Do you have a calendar? Not in my room
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? 3
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Used to all the time
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? O MAN, it was this kick ass splinter costume my mom made, it was soooo fucking cool, I loved that thing
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? No
456. What is your weakness? Are you threatening me?
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Pasta
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Caring, Compassionate, Hairy
459. How many kids do you want to have? 2
460. Future daughters names: Poe
461. Future sons names: Treant
462. What is your ideal way to die? Gun in my mouth
463. How do you release stress? I bottle my anger and stress, usually I just deal with it
464. Do you consider yourself a trendy person? Not at all
465. Are you an artisitic person? No
466. Are you a realistic person? Very
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? Never, I hate it
468. Are you a strong person? No
469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Katie Brush
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Katie Brush
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? No, not really
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Only sometimes
474. Are you a good story teller? If I’m into the story
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Humor
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Getting Ghandi to eat a twinkie, what a crazy week that was
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Both, MMMM Cake
478. Do you do yoga? Do I look like I do Yoga?
479. Do you have your own credit card? No
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? I’d buy Hadin and make him dance for me whenever I wanted
481. Do you have a check book? No
482. Do you like your drivers licence? No
483. Do you tan easily? No
484. What color is your hair naturally? Dark Brown
485. How many fillings do you have? 0
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 0
487. Worst feeling in the world? Learning the girl you really like doesn’t like you back
488. Best feeling in the world? Always knowing you have tons of friends to help you through hard times, Thanks everyone 80)
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half empty
490. Last thing you downloaded? Taking Back Sunday – Timberwolves at New Jersey
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Yes’m
492. What do you think people think of you? First impression I come off quiet and maybe as a total dick but as I open up people usually take to me rather well…I hope
493. Are you a likeable person? I’d like to think so
494. Do you need therapy? I might, it’d be nice to talk to someone who won’t judge no matter what I say
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No
496. What the best way to be proposed to? I’m a dude, I do the proposing
497. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP? You’re an idiot
499. When are you moving? Next year probably and I don’t want to go
500. What's your favorite phrase? Why that’s not a question at all

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