| Dear Kayla: |
[19 Jun 2005|11:44pm] |
i keep forgetting to write you, because as you've probably noted i tend not to write you until right before i go to bed, and by then i'm usually too incoherent for the letter to be worth anything. therefore, i've decided to write you a letter here instead!
anyway...i miss you, blah blah wish you were here, blah..
oki, now that that's out of the way, i have NEW arguments about why i do not/should not ever masturbate. here it is:
*********** (11:33:33 PM): its gotten to a point where i cant even get hard looking at softcore pics like that
*********** (11:33:39 PM): i have to see full blown pornos
there, you see? if you masturbate too much, it becomes worthless! sex is rendered meaningless! just ask Nathan Felder!*
i hope that settles that, because short of a 'round the clock kitty camera, there really isn't anyway to prove i don't masturbate. i'll bet you'd like that camera though, wouldn't you?..
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oki, this is starting to get as bad as some of my sleep deprived letters, so i'm just going to end it here. goodnight, Kayla. i hope you're having fun at governor's school, and i do so miss you, so write me soon.
love, me.
*note: this comment was not by Nathan Felder. Mr. Felder has, on the other hand, given testimoney about his rigorous... schedule..
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