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[17 Jun 2005|01:36am] |
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so i was doing my nightly ritual, getting ready to get in bed. i had just pulled off my clothes when i noticed my arm hair was growing back (never let someone talk you into shaving your arms, no matter how much they pay). i knew it would drive me crazy if i just left it, so i went ahead into the bathroom to shave them. since i'm a lazy bastard, and just wanted to hurry up and get in bed, i used my half-assed method of wet-dry shaving. it's exactly like dry shaving, except you splash on a little water first so you can get more hairs.
well, i had done that, and was about to put lotion on them (so they didn't itch like crazy) when i figured, what the hell, and started to shave my legs. i had done the right one, and was working on the left, when suddenly, a burst of EMO hit me!! i was feeling the urge to listen to Taking Back Sunday and slit my wrists! the temptation was just too great, what with a razor already in my head. but, being a stupid Emo kid, i couldn't figure out how to slit my wrists and ended up just slicing off a third of my fingernail instead.
holy shit that burned like hell. and it wouldn't...stop...bleeding. i let it run under the water, cleaned it with peroxide, and went through three sheets of gauze before it even began to slow enough for me to put another sheet of gauze on it and wrap it closed with an obnoxiously large band-aid. this band-aid is bigger than my head. seriously.
and to add insult to injury, my mouse buttons are reverse, and it just so happens that the finger i now use to click with my mouse is the finger i decided to shave.
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