| ahh shit. |
[05 Aug 2004|06:00pm] |
well, today has not been the best of days. i just learned that Corey's graduating on the 27th, instead of going to Rockingham. (*mutters various obsenities under breath*) also, i've managed to finish reading A Scarlet Letter, but now i gotta go back and do the fucking notecards for each chapter, because NOT ONLY does the teacher want us to read this acursed book, but she doesn't want us reading the cliffnotes for it!!! my God, did you know she's giving us a test which will include NOTHING in the cliffnote book? what the hell? i say she has too much time on her hands if she's going to spend it making a test like that. why can't she use her time more wisely? by say.. finding a more interesting book for summer reading? evil friggin teachers... *more obsenities.*
oh well... on the bright side, i've found a mommy repellent! it's called "incense." current scent: opium. although.. i need a holder for it. the one i got is made for way smaller sticks. ahh well. i knew it'd be a shitty day after the dream i had last night..
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| bits of a conversation between me and Miss Emmi (the Goddess of my English grade) |
[05 Aug 2004|11:38pm] |
FRAGile lokii (8:37:37 PM): ah HA!
************ (8:37:45 PM): ah HA HA!
FRAGile lokii (8:37:49 PM): JUST the woman i got on-line to see!
************ (8:37:53 PM): oh dear.
************ (8:37:58 PM): *cowers*
************ (8:38:05 PM): I DIDN'T DO IT
************ (8:38:11 PM): I SWEAR
************ (8:38:11 PM): THEY MADE ME
FRAGile lokii (8:38:31 PM): Miss Emmi...
************ (8:38:33 PM): please don't hurt me mister officer cop lady dude! :-(
FRAGile lokii (8:38:35 PM): my dear Miss Emmi...
FRAGile lokii (8:38:52 PM): my most wonderful dear little Emmi Wimmy...
************ (8:38:52 PM): Miss Kitty?
************ (8:38:52 PM): my not so dear Miss Kitty? :-P
************ (8:38:56 PM): oh GOD
************ (8:39:00 PM): What do you want?
FRAGile lokii (8:39:03 PM): who is, of course, my most FAVORITE person in the world..
************ (8:39:07 PM): i only have 9 dollars, ok!
FRAGile lokii (8:39:07 PM): :-D
************ (8:39:08 PM): no more!
************ (8:39:17 PM): THAT IS MY LIFE SAVINGS!
FRAGile lokii (8:39:18 PM): well... you can keep the money..
FRAGile lokii (8:39:19 PM): *if*
************ (8:39:21 PM): oh.
************ (8:39:25 PM): crap
************ (8:39:27 PM): i hate ifs.
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FRAGile lokii (8:40:05 PM): God...
FRAGile lokii (8:40:08 PM): i am DESPERATE!!
************ (8:40:10 PM): sorry dear miss kitty :-(
************ (8:40:13 PM): what's going on?
FRAGile lokii (8:40:29 PM): i have NO idea WHAT to write!!!
************ (8:40:37 PM): aw.
************ (8:40:45 PM): just make up some symbolism shit.
************ (8:41:00 PM): and if all else fails: it symbolizes sex.
************ (8:41:06 PM): thats what mrs williams told us :-D
************ (8:41:37 PM): course... mrs williams is a science teacher... rather than an english teacher... O.o
FRAGile lokii (8:41:53 PM): oh God..
FRAGile lokii (8:42:06 PM): i am so screwed..
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FRAGile lokii (10:23:47 PM): i think i could seriously revert to lesbianism, if A) i knew any girls like that, and B) could give up on the whole guy thing.
FRAGile lokii (10:23:53 PM): i mean, it would solve a lot of my problems.
************ (10:23:58 PM): lol
************ (10:24:07 PM): i couldn't.
************ (10:24:19 PM): i mean, some guys can be really moody... but girls can be real bitches, too.
FRAGile lokii (10:24:29 PM): eh, true.
FRAGile lokii (10:25:09 PM): but, at least i wouldn't have to worry as *much* about the girl dating me just to get into my pants.
************ (10:25:18 PM): LMAO true!!
FRAGile lokii (10:29:03 PM): i'll put that on my list of "things to experience before someone kills me" list.
************ (10:29:09 PM): lmao
FRAGile lokii (10:31:40 PM): actually, i think i'll ask Corey what he thinks about that! :-)
************ (10:32:02 PM): lmao, lesbianism?!
************ (10:32:31 PM): he's a male and he's breathing, isn't he!? of course he'll agree. heck, he'll probably hook you up with a girl :-P
FRAGile lokii (10:32:42 PM): lol
FRAGile lokii (10:34:54 PM): where is that boy when you have an insane question to ask him?!
************ (10:35:11 PM): lol. hiding, if he knows what's good for him
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FRAGile lokii (10:47:42 PM): now i really wonder what *would* Corey say?
************ (10:47:48 PM): lol
************ (10:48:09 PM): maybe you should look up that guys number and call him lol
FRAGile lokii (10:48:16 PM): Corey?
FRAGile lokii (10:48:28 PM): or Andy?
************ (10:48:38 PM): andy
************ (10:48:40 PM): if thats who he's staying with
FRAGile lokii (10:48:44 PM): well i have Corey's cell.
************ (10:48:49 PM): well then call that, dorkwad!
FRAGile lokii (10:48:50 PM): i suppose i *could* call him..
FRAGile lokii (10:48:55 PM): but how's that gonna sound?
************ (10:49:03 PM): lmao. incredibly funny.
FRAGile lokii (10:49:19 PM): "hey Corey! i was just calling to ask, what would you do if i was a lesbian?!"
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