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The Man Song! |
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Ladies and Gentlemen! The Man Song!!!!
I don't take no crap from anyone....but you.
And I wear the pants around here!....when i'm finished with your laundry.
And I'm a man you don't wanna fight! when i say "jump!" you say "yeah, right."
I'm the man of this house!....until you get home.
What I say goes around here!....right out the window.
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whinning!!!....so I'll shut up.
The sooner you figure out who's boss around here..the sooner you can give me my orders, dear!
I'm the head honcho around here!...but it's all in my head.
I can have sex anytime!....that you want.
Because I'm a man with needs!!!...but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me! Because if i'm not mistaken...you prefer jewelry?
I'm the king of my castle....when you're not around.
Now I'll drink and watch sports....whenever i wanna get in trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready!....to sleep on the couch.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do..and i'm gonna do what you tell me to.
Cuz I'm top dog around here!....but I've been neutered...
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Isn't that great? And now a Catholic joke:
So these four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, and they're discussing how important their children are. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" and she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hardbodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."
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