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Wednesday, April 21st, 2004
3:47 pm - ~rest in peace, dear blurty~
well... after a year of using my blurty as my savior, i've decided to let it retire. it's served me well and i've met many great ppl from this site, but alas... it's time for me to move on. lol. this is going to be my last blurty entry. i think today's a fitting day as tomorrow would be it's birthday. lol. anyways... i will continue to keep track of my friends list and comment, but i won't be updating anymore... thank you all for reading and helping me through rough times! *hugs*

*places flower on computer monitor, lights candles and removes hat as tribute*

current mood: accomplished
current music: nothing

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Monday, April 19th, 2004
9:13 pm - ~try~
well... after so much trying and hardships and drama and such... i feel asthough mine and tammy's friendship is a good one once again. and that feels good. i think we're ok now and all the past is the past and it's smoothe sailing from here... *cheers to the future*

current mood: happy
current music: nothing

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2:38 pm - ~i am a pretty piece of flesh~
i passed my bar cost class with a fiery vengeance. *yay* the only one i was uber worried about. it's smoothe sailing from here :D

current mood: jubilant
current music: one inch punch~pretty piece of flesh

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Wednesday, April 14th, 2004
2:28 pm - ~do do do do do do do~
"you thought i was a little girl
you thought i was a little mouse
you thought you'd take me by surprise
now i'm here burning down your house"

i love that verse...

current music: garbage~not my idea

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11:56 am - ~hahah~
i'm so dumb... no one pay attention to the last post. or this one for that matter. lol

current mood: amused
current music: nothing

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11:53 am - ~shmuh?~
this is a test...

current mood: curious
current music: nothing

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12:34 am - ~sleepy maxy~
i only have a few mins... oddly enough, as soon as i started writing my subject line, i got jonah's request for an update. lol. small world... anyways... this is gunna be short seeing as i'm tired... its been a long week... i've been working insanely, plus school, and tonight i threw my plans of packing out the window and had dinner with tasha, jess and sophie (fanfuckingtastic meal, btw). i was having the most horrible day (since last night to be exact) in about 7 years... and just that dinner and good company and good laughs and cuddles with ppl i feel completely comfortable with helped me SO much i can't even explain. they've returned me to sanity... anyways... i'm exhausted... i have to get up early tomorrow to go to the bank before school. no rest for the wicked i tells ya! busy busy busy!!! hopefully i'll get to post again sometime soon... later, ppl!!!!

current mood: sleepy
current music: nothing

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Wednesday, April 7th, 2004
6:14 pm - ~funny t-shirts i want~
- homosexuals are gay
- i came on eileen
- i only support gay marrigae if both chicks are hot
- if you're close enough to read this... you now have SARS
- your little princess is my little whore
- sorry boys... i eat pussy
- this is my clone
- daddy drinks beer because i cry

current mood: amused
current music: simpsons~on the tv

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Sunday, April 4th, 2004
3:13 pm - ~yay for ness~
well, folks! looks like i'm moving into the big lesbian house may 1st now. although i shouldn't monitarily... it works out best this way, so *yay*. i'm staying in the o.t. as long as possible now *dances*

current mood: happy
current music: nothing

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1:11 am - ~i know i can stop the pain if i will it all away~
The Many Uses of VODKA!


1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger spray-bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let sit for 5 mins, and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from the hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a 16 ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and a 1/2 cup water into a freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice-pack for aches, pains or black eyes...

10. Fill a clean, empty jar woth freshly picked lavender flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly, and set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouth wash by mixing 9 tablespoons of powdered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rince your mouth. (Don't Swallow)

12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore to help dry it out.

13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons of chrushed rosemary. Let it sit for 2 days, strain through a coffee filter, and massage into your scalp and let it dry.

15. To treat an ear ache, put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let it sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka will kill the bacteria in your ear which causes pain.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jelly-fish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a lot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow the gums to aborb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.


And, my personal favourite....


21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle upside-down and drink it! Then nothing will matter anyway!

current mood: sad
current music: evanescence~whisper

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1:11 am - ~i know i can stop the pain if i will it all away~
The Many Uses of VODKA!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger spray-bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let sit for 5 mins, and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from the hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a 16 ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour 1/2 cup vodka and a 1/2 cup water into a freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, reusable ice-pack for aches, pains or black eyes...

10. Fill a clean, empty jar woth freshly picked lavender flowers. Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly, and set it in the sun for 3 days. Strain liquid, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouth wash by mixing 9 tablespoons of powdered cinnamon with 1 cup vodka. Seal in airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rince your mouth. (Don't Swallow)

12. Using a cotton swab, apply vodka to a cold sore to help dry it out.

13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix 1 cup vodka with 2 teaspoons of chrushed rosemary. Let it sit for 2 days, strain through a coffee filter, and massage into your scalp and let it dry.

15. To treat an ear ache, put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let it sit for a few minutes, then drain. Vodka will kill the bacteria in your ear which causes pain.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jelly-fish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a lot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow the gums to aborb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And, my personal favourite....

21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle upside-down and drink it! Then nothing will matter anyway!

current mood: sad
current music: evanescence~my last breath

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Thursday, April 1st, 2004
6:26 pm - ~i won't be broken again~
i'm so insanely bitchy right now, it's insane! i hope survivor cheers me up, cuz as is... AAAAHHHHHHH. damn. this sucks ass...

current mood: bitchy
current music: evanescence~bring me to life

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2:10 am - ~lame poetry~
my hand is killing me. i've been copying my poems and such since 7ish. oy. anyways... i'm done. for anyone who wants to read them... http://www.livejournal.com/users/cinderellaspoem is the site. most of them are crap and make me laugh to read... some scare me cuz they seem stalkerish, and the tressa ones just make me want to vomit. lol. i find it funny how i was so positive that i loved her... yeah... no. same with julie and gen. but anyways... there they are. also... some of them were for school, so... not the best. comments are always appreciated, and i know most of them suck (i was young... what can i say...). anyways... i'm off to bed. i'm burnt. later!!!

ps: if you leave comments and are not an lj user, please state your name. thanx much. also, these are completely unsensored, and although some clearly state who they're about, most of them shall remain anonymous to protect both that person and myself.

current mood: sore
current music: nothing

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Wednesday, March 31st, 2004
2:13 pm - ~abuse me~
"'cause i am the one
who makes you want me
'n i am the one
who makes you need me
i am the one
who lets you tease me
deceive me
now get down on your knees and please me
abuse me abuse me abuse me ..."

-melissa ferrick~willing to wait

current mood: horny
current music: melissa ferrick~break-up song

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Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
7:13 am - ~bah!~
so i couldn't sleep last night. *shakes fist* and now i'm exhausted and hungry and semi-bitchy. *blarghl*

current mood: hungry
current music: nothing

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1:52 am - ~awww...~
i'm watching 'my girl'. what a sad, sad movie. but i still love it and believe i always will :D

ps: whatever happenned to anna chlumsky (veda)???

current mood: nostalgic
current music: my girl~on the tv

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Sunday, March 28th, 2004
5:07 pm - ~wow~
i just had an amzing conversation with erica. it helped us both. :)

current mood: calm
current music: nothing

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Thursday, March 25th, 2004
3:23 pm - ~quite buzzed~
just did 5 peach schnapss shots within 10 minutes. life is good. heh. i feel good about myself today and look good too (not trying to sound cocky). anyways... i'm out. haha. later!

current mood: drunk
current music: melissa ferrick~how do i let you go

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Friday, March 19th, 2004
3:59 pm - ~BLARGHL~
k. i'm bitchy but i feel better. this email makes me smile.




LITTLE BILLY ON GETTING OLDER

Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!"

LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher sais, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

LITTLE BILLY ON... MATH

Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father." "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fucking difference?" asks the father? "That's what I said!"

LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH

Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called on little BILLY. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just fucking beautiful."

current mood: angry
current music: kylie minogue~(don't remember the name of the song)

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Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
5:06 pm - ~happy st patty's~
heh. oenology class on st-patty's day rocks. i'm nicely buzzed at 5pm. hah. amaretto rocks. relicious with coke, btw. and jack daniels... *puke* it tastes like poison. haha. this guy came into our class (he's in the program so we all know him, but not in that specific class) and just went up to kerry and took a shot of his amaretto. it was hillarious, cuz he left right after. rad (the teacher) got all pissy and followed him out. haha. wonder what happenned there! haha! anyways... i'm gunna go work on my project, but i'll write more later. lol. icon tonight. *dances* later, ppl!!!

current mood: buzzed
current music: nothing

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