|
[06 May 2003|10:05am] |
|
YAT. This is now a community :D
|
|
|
[22 Apr 2003|11:18am] |
|
Oooooo... idiot bashing is a joy. But I think I'll clean this out and make it a community, anyhow. Although there are already several fine communities for idiot bashing, so I don't know about what!
|
|
|
[13 Apr 2003|04:52pm] |
| [ |
music |
| |
Murder Dolls -- "Let's go to War" |
] |
Awwww... many reasons I havn't been posting here. I've been extremly busy writing a paper on "Oedipus Rex," there havn't been any good grammar-isms as my professor's daughter was born with a heart problem and he's been out, and I've just been short on the motivation to go idiot bashing.
Ah, but I did find one great grammar quote:
"When you go forth to seek your fame and fortune, it's not who you know that counts, it's whom."
Damn my overly-picky ways. I was pelted in the head by a gummi bear yesterday by nitpicking the english in 80s cartoons last night. But that's okay. It isn't my fault that Shredder had a lisp.
Also, I've been redeclared a "goddess of computer stuffs" I'm really not sure how to take that at all.
|
|
|
[14 Mar 2003|02:05pm] |
| [ |
music |
| |
Murderdolls -- "Dressed to Depress" |
] |
I'm off on Spring Break, and since this meand being subjected to a much slower internet connection, I probably won't be online much. Let's hope the idiots arn't left running unchecked for too long.
Since very few amusing things can besaid about prepositional phrases and passive voice, I'm afraid I don't have many great grammar class moments to post.
First, an amusing slip of the tongue: "The second elephant of a 2-part verb"
Then the general sentiment of professors across the country: "I have to point out a few problems with chapter seven, otherwise I won't be doing my job. Which primarily is to confuse you."
The professor is originally from New York, and sometimes slips into the accent and utters things like "youse" apparently, he's been asked in previous classes how on *earth* he ever became an english teacher. Amen for smart asses ~.^
|
|
|
[08 Mar 2003|06:34pm] |
Good god. There are 2. Count um' 2 RPG related journals in the top 10.
This is scary. This is disgusting.
Now, this is an idea that's been floating around in my head for a bit, why doesn't Blurty take communities *off* the top 10? Or create a top 10 list just for communities? Or... stop the pain. And enfore their policy about being 13+ (which should be 16+).
Celeb RPGs are silly. Keep in mind, these very same people would probably call a DnD player a dork then go home and post that crap. Hand them a bag of dice and see if they have a clue what to do with it.
Ah, well.
More grammar class quotations:
-"Everytime you say "I'm bored' you're using past participles"
-"For now, I just want you to identify that as one, big chunk of adjective goodness"
-"Those nouns... how I hate them."
-"Adverbs are the spoiled brats of grammar"
|
|
|
[01 Mar 2003|12:40pm] |
"Impersonate any person or entity ... or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or entity"
Just an important passage from the Blurty TOS that every celeb RPGer should recognize.
So rememeber your disclaimers folks!
But most of all, I ask that anyone who honestly feels the need to give the world yet another one of these cookie-cutter pieces of filth, try and give the celebs some respect.
|
|
|
[27 Feb 2003|12:33am] |
As I looked over notes for a midterm tomorrow, I noticed how many silly things the professor said that I scribbled down. I decided to post a few of them, since they tend to be grammar-related:
"Now, when you smack someone's ass you'll think of grammar"
"It can be one way, or another. Now we've learned that."
"Other pits? The black pit of grammar hell"
"When studying grammar, you will always be in a state of confusion."
"It was a horrible accident, few turtles walked away"
"How many of you are struggling in the wake of boredum?"
"Whatever-est"
|
|
|
[17 Feb 2003|12:35am] |
Ah, yes. I must give credit where credit is due ^_^  superiorbeings is the original, and still champion idiot bashers! ::claps::
And to those few people who got a nice comment from this journal, it was seriously a compliment. Smart people deserve to be acknowledged ^_^
I also have to link to this... "How to Write Like a Wanker"
|
|
|
[16 Feb 2003|01:27pm] |
|
Lookit that! An entire journal dedicated to commenting on the journals of those poor souls who need all the help they can get. Lovely layout, ne? Awesome piece of art.
So, here is one message. So any victim who feels they have reason to complain may do so, and I can laugh at them later on as well. Feel free to flame this message all you want! That's why it's here, after all. Just have the deceny to not do so under the shadow of "anonymous." That's just plain silly!
"It was a murder, but not a crime"
|
|