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[03 Oct 2008|10:41pm]

grayeyes
Today was very nearly a disaster. Thankfully, it was partially redeemed by the delivery to my mailbox of the A&E version of Pride and Prejudice. To which I say: booyah. Despite my intense dislike for Collin Firth, I love this version of the film and will watch it again and again with nerdy, girlish glee. It was this version that inspired the Worst Book in History: Mr. Darcy Takes A Wife. Again and again and again. Every 3rd page, in fact.

Mr Darcy Takes a Wife picks up where Pride and Prejudice leaves off ... after the wedding and straight into the sack. That's about where the intrigue ends.

I read through some other reviews of the book, hoping to gain some better insight (and better articulation) into what others liked or didn't like beyond my fairly blanket statement of "it sucks!" I was genuinely shocked to find that all of her reviews were really positive. People love this book, praise her over the top grandiloquence, love her anachronistic metaphors, and salivate over the page upon page of euphemism to describe Mr. Darcy's uncommonly large penis. I'll admit that I've only managed to struggle through about 100 pages of this tome, but I can't help wondering when the fucking will end and the plot will begin. I can only read about Elizabeth Bennett Darcy getting lost in the vastness of Pemberly for the millionth time, Fitzwilliam Darcy's uncontrollable lust for his new wife, and how his footman is an asshole so many times before I feel like screaming. Also, seriously, if I read the words "connubial bliss" one more time I will lose it.

I will read every last word of this stupid book because my father always taught me to finish what you start, but if I don't start to see some plot soon I'm going to hunt down Linda Berdoll and have we're going to have words. While I slap her.
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where's my fish??? [29 Sep 2008|03:48pm]

giish
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | Fearless - The Matthew Good Band. ]

I have this urge to write. But my story pool is dry. Rather, it's not dry but there aren't any story-fishes swimming around in it. None I want to catch, anyway.

I go outside and smoke furious cigarettes, kicking at the crusted snow gathered at the bottom of my office building's stairs. I've watched so many episodes of The Office that I think I've now forced myself to like it. Or appreciate it, in any case.

I'm eating my way through all of the new books that I've ordered and I can never seem to remember if I had salted my plate when I'm eating lunch or dinner. I have to claw my way out of bed these days, the bed itself feeling like it's some sort of black hole that I fall into every night. The dreams are the shroudy-things that I try to avoid like jelly fish, but they get me anyway. Stinging, wrapped around my neck...and no vinegar in sight. Ah, well.

At work right now, I'm absolutely furious with myself for not having caught a story-fish. A good one. Because I'm getting up there, and before I know it, I'll be an octogenarian who claims she's a writer when really she hasn't written anything more than a grocery list or this online journal in her entire life.

Nutty, man. Just plain nutty.

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[27 Sep 2008|06:38pm]

giish
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | Nocturne in G Minor - Chopin ]

all the words that I've been reading...
The past few days have been...interesting. I've been snuggled away in my bed for the majority of it, reading books that have arrived in the mail like little sweet presents from an unknown realm. The weather here has been far from ambient, with winds that were super crazy for about 2 days. On Thursday night, one of the towns power lines finally gave in and split from another, causing half of the town to lose it's electricity.

I could feel it giving. The lights shuddered and blinked in small brown outs for about a half hour before a quiet and velvety blanket of dark was thrown over most of the village. I groaned and placed the book I was reading over my face, asking "Why NOW?" in a pissy voice. give me that, it's my dust catcher. Then I just lit several of the hundred or so (ok, I'm exaggarrating) candles that I had sent up in my move, and continued to read as if nothing had happened.

I grew up in the North, after all. Maybe not this North (Arctic, Canada) but 'North' enough to know to have candles on hand at ALL times and that the power usually goes out whenever it wants to. What I wasn't expecting, was for the power to remain out for approximately 36 hours. Even in Arctic Canada, that length of time is stretching beyond the borders of normality. They had to fly linesmen in to fix the broken line, and the weather being what it was, the guys didn't actually arrive until early this morning.

But by then, I had dug in. I had sandwich making materials, cold pop (courtesy of the windowsill) and enough blankets to cover ten people (no, not bluffing that time). I was fine. Even when the temperature dipped alarmingly below zero, I was toasty under the covers, reading a book and enjoying myself thoroughly. It was the amount of books that made it bearable. I am really patting myself on the back for ordering in so many. The hard part was choosing which one to read, ha.

If I were 'down south', you can bet I'd be pitching a fit. But here, it's just one more thing to survive to make it to the next day. Not wanting to worry the family, I tried to call a couple of people last night but gave up after the 2nd person I called didn't pick up the phone. I figured the power would be on before too long and I'd email everyone with my aliveness at that point. What I hadn't counted on was my mother freaking out and calling every RCMP station she could find in all of Nunavut. I just know they are snickering about the 32 year old social worker whose mother kicked up a storm until locating her daughter (safe in her bed after a hot lunch at the DEW line). Too funny.

But some not funny things happened, as well. I didn't want to write about it, because I figured I'd dwell on the subject and become upset before too long. I saw the by-law officer drive by me as I parked alongside my office building (had to grab the modem), towing behind him a very puffy and fluffy dog that could have passed for a husky if his colours were different. He was tethered to the back of the truck by a long piece of yellow rope, and he jogged happily (I think) enough behind the slow moving vehicle. At first, I thought maybe the guy had found the dog wandering and was returning him to his home. But when I drove to my house afterwards, I saw the truck far ahead of me on the only road that leads to the town dump, and I knew what was in for the dog. I sat in my truck for a long time after turning it off, watching the dog get smaller and smaller as they got further and further away.

I thought about whether or not I could fit another dog into my life, and what that would look like. Or a million other things that I, as a 'southerner' could complain about regarding this poor dog, but in the end, I got out of my truck and grabbed my backpack and walked into my house.



The World I know - Collective Soul
Bag of Bones - Stephen King

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it's ok to fly the flag [25 Sep 2008|03:28pm]

giish
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | Pledge of Allegiance - Matthew Good ]

how come it feels so terrible, if terribles in fashion?
Oh the wind blows. It's something like 58 km winds out there right now. It's snowing. But sideways. The wind steals your breath around here. Take a big gulp and open the door to leave your office, house, car, store or wherever because you won't be breathing normally until you get indoors again.

I hate that.

I also hate that I hit the snooze button (what a STUPID invention) about 5 times this morning before stumbling out of bed, and opening the wrong door to the bathroom. I stood in the darkened spare bedroom for a minute before remembering what I was supposed to be doing and heading in the right direction for relief. Stupid clothes, can't even assemble themselves into a reasonably attractive if not appealing outfit. They just lay there, all useless-like.

I distinctly remember wondering to myself: brown or black? Pants, that is. I chose black (It's virtually impossible for me to choose anything randomly, it ALWAYS feels like a pre-decided-upon choice). Pants, a long sleeve t-shirt, some black socks and I'm good to go. Then I hear the wind outside, take a peek and see it looks like something from Winter Wonderland, along with heavy scary sounding wind (MUST it sound like a woman in agony??) and snow stuck to the sides of my house.

I take Bailey out for his morning constitutional, and he gets to the porch and refuses to go further until I practically drag him down the stairs. At first, I was all...cool, I don't need to walk the dog. Then I realised that he'd be perfectly happy to leave me a splendid mess INSIDE the house, no skin off his nose. I know how that little bugger thinks.

I don't eat breakfast, stick a can of pop in my backpack and slam out of the house to the truck. Truck won't start for 5 minutes. I have to keep giving it gas, and pretending I like the big stupid steering wheel before it decides to grace me with the presence of a choke-filled cough that is the sound of it's engine turning over. Remember carberators? Yeah, that's what I have.

I drive (read: slip and slide) to work on the newly snow covered dirt/gravel roads and get to the office where the truck door swings open with the force of the wind...and I'm convinced it's going to break off and go flying into the sky ala Twister. But no, it just bashes back in on itself and hits my already sore (don't ask) knee. I limp into the office, unlock my door and slump into the leather chair while I wait for the computer to load up. All I want is some coffee (there isn't any CREAM) in a mug the size of a bucket, and a long sweet cigarette...but all I have is a cold can of Mountain Dew and some old Earl Grey tea bags in my desk drawer.

I look at the time, notice that it's 9 a.m. and...the air goes out of my sails when I realise I still have 7 hours of office time before I get to go home.

Then I proceed to spend the rest of the day looking for Get One! Dill Pickles which are individual pickles in a can imported from Germany by a company called Spreewaldhof. I had them once, a few years ago (introduced by Dana) and have never seen them since.

*sigh*


Double Life - Matthew Good

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