| Dude, there's a dude in my bed |
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| 01:10pm 17/07/2009 |
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well not anymore
Anyway, this is how the date played out
first to prep for the date I read some dating horror stories online and cleaned my room by throwing everything in a big pile and putting a blanket over it (yeah, I know!)
Then I sprayed some fragrance on everything else
I gave him directions to my house over the phone (with the help of google maps)
I walked down the street to meet him, then we went up to my house and talked in the kitchen, waiting til it was time to go to the movies to see Bruno
He was ecstatic that Ron Paul was in it
something he said at the table made me want him so much that during the movie previews i kept imagining grabbing his knees and banging him right there
why his knees? who the fuck knows?
The movie was pretty funny, I was horrified at some of the people in it though
Such as the homophobes and the parents who wanted their young children to be stars
disgusting!
and i felt bad for ron paul because he did the interview thinking they would talk about austrian politics
and instead the dude pulls his pants down, making ron paul run outta the room
after the movie we end up walking around talking about things and stuff
he pulls a cheesy line, i say i like looking at the view from the trees and he says he likes looking at me
he moves in for the kiss, it's too awkward
i wonder where he learned to kiss
we try again, i try to work with what i have
he adapts
we walk around with our arms around each other, all awkward like high school with another boy
we lay in the grass and stare at the sky just talking
somehow we begin making out
it feels quite nice
we decide to go somewhere more private and somehow end up in the mud having the best sex i think I've had in a long time
it's very fun indeed
we go back to my place, wash up and back to my room for more fun
then i get to find out his disposition, he likes to shout i love you while getting it on, just like anyone else would yell out fuck me harder or yeah or that's tight or whatnot
a little weird, but i dealt, adding sex on the end of his statement in my head
and it was totally hot when he started calling me evil queen and bitch
and his eye, they are so intriguing, sexy, yet scary, at times i thought I was staring into the eyes of a nightmare or a madman
we went out to eat at eat n park at 2 am, some annoying drunk freshman ruined the mood
back we went to my place
more sex and cuddling
finally sleep or well...i couldn't sleep much with him in my bed, my beds too small really
so we kept moving, trying to cuddle and sleep
he snores
but morning sex is pretty awesome too
specially when it occurs twice
except somehow i rubbed me leg against the electrical outlet and now some of the skin has rubbed off, so that burns
but it's worth it, it was all great and nice
and he smells wonderful
i would really enjoy fucking and making out and hanging out with him again
maybe not in the order,
maybe
soft rock? no i like it hard |
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