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"I don't like school," Trickster Turtle said.
"Why not?" asked Mommy Trickster.
"The other kids all laugh at me."
"Of course they do, you're a trickster." Daddy Trickster puffed up his chest.
"But it's not funny to me." Trickster Turtle whined.
"I'm going to hide in my shell and never come out." |
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| what the hell? |
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| 08:07pm 06/11/2009 |
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CreepyX: i can stroke on cam 4 u
or we can talk aobut the basement
Sent at 7:49 PM on Friday
me: hmm i dunno
CreepyX: ur choice :P
Sent at 7:51 PM on Friday
CreepyX: wanna see me stroke that big hard dick? or talk about all the naughty things it did to you that hot hot day?
Sent at 7:52 PM on Friday
me: :P hmm
Sent at 7:58 PM on Friday
CreepyX: watch me or talk dirty baby?
Sent at 8:02 PM on Friday
me: watch you fuck yourself what? |
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| so after another night of debauchery |
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| 01:45pm 24/10/2009 |
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i awake with a headache and wondering how I'm going to finish this quantitative research article review when i just don't want to
it's like there are so many millions of things going on in my head and my life that I don't know what to turn on and turn off
people ask me how i've been, what I've been up to
hardly time to even know
i did go to an irish bar with ant and ron last night, that was fun
there were more bearded people there then renaissance fairs
i got drunk on some german beers
and when the bar cut us off we went back to the house, punched the punching bag a while and played drunken ddr
ron had to point out the warning of not to play while intoxicated, which got a laugh out of us
anyway now i have to write bunches of critique stuff based on a set of rules and lameness
and i can't get the german guy in my class outta my mind
his name is lief, he has red hair and he is so passionate when he talks
i can hear the frustration, excitement, and such and it puts me in a good mood anytime i hear him
and it's weird because i mean i do want him and such, but i think I'm growing out of the i want your body and don't care about anything else stage where i fantasize about screwing in every location/environment possible yet fail to remember the guy's name
luckily that has never happened in real life
i am very good about keeping track of the names of those people
even if i do use nicknames like my mojo or mud guy
anyway, when adults have crushes on someone what should they do; keep it to themselves, talk to the object of their infatuation (either asking them out or just being friendly first) or what?
I mean i think it might be weird just going up to him and talking to him, because I am a very quiet person who hardly talks to anyone. so i dunno, seems awkward
oh chinese is fun
here's my possibly get you slapped by a chinese chick quote of the day
piao liang de pi gu
(nice ass.)
not sure how chinese dudes would react |
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| blah i finally told him to get lost |
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| 01:35am 28/09/2009 |
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My Self-Summary
If anyone lives near Morgantown and wants to go dancing let me know.
If you are a teacher, professor or prospective teacher/professor also hit me up, we could exchange ideas/stories.
Also, if you know Spanish or Korean or are trying to learn it too, it would be fun to have someone to practice with.
I am a writer of mostly fantasy, so called weird fiction, but am also a horrible poet and can be found writing it and gnawing on my pen in some corner somewhere or under a tree.
If you are bored or so inclined, you can read some here.
I'm the dumb ass sitting in the mud in the rain. I love the patterns of the clouds, the colors of each leaf or blade of grass, every person has a different smile or frown. It is very easy for me to have a good day. I am naturally a very quiet person, but I have a very sarcastic personality which some people find insulting. I am very shifty, I change so often I can't always keep up with myself. Some days, I would rather sit in the grass reading or dreaming. Other days I want to dance around and sing or argue at people. I love riding downhill in the rain.
Now in Italian
Ciao, mi chiamo Cathy. Se chinunque voglia practicare la spanola o che voglia uscire per ballare con me, dicemi.
Now in Spanish
Hola, me llama es Cathy. Espero que puedo practicar espanol.
What I’m doing with my life
Swirling in circles Hoping to find a traveling puppetry troupe to run away with. Or maybe a magical wonderland where I can be a ninja bunny telling stories to groups of sweet fairy princesses and evil ninja pirates.
Actually I've just enrolled in grad school at WVU for TESOL. So, I'm mostly tutoring, studying languages, learning about other countries and cultures and enjoying nature, family and friends.
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, daydreaming, making people laugh, laughing, changing my mind, saying I'm sorry and I don't know, surprising people and making people uncomfortable. Creating imaginary worlds
Many people say I'm a good listener, even people I just met. They say I should be a counselor or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am sitting by myself and chewing on my pen, probably the least dressed up person in the room, and maybe my hair won't even be combed, depends on my mood. My friends usually say I can be spotted by my ability to clash anything.
I might also be spotted walking along the side of the road while reading or riding my bike through groups of people. I'm terrible at noticing my surroundings.
If I'm with my friends, I am likely to be the one wearing bunny ears or some crazy hat, like a samurai hat made of newspaper.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(A) I mostly read fiction, usually children's stories or sci-fan. Some of my favorite authors are Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Philip K. Dick, Olivia Butler, Aimee Bender, Francis Hodges, Dr. Seuss, Laura Ingalls Wilder, and Louisa May Alcott.
(B) I like pretty much anything. I am really into independent films right now, and venues for them such as youtube. Improv makes a big deal of what I especially enjoy watching, but I have a wide range of tastes. These lie in mostly Monty Python, Adam Sandler, SNL, Living Color, just crazy fun stuff, comedy, Princess bride, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Highlander, Fair Haired Child, Big Bad Wolf, anything really.. Southpark, Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Futurama, romantic Italian films,(Cinema Paradiso!!!) dreamy, I even like Disney movies.
(C) I listen to pretty much anything. I guess my faves right now are they might be giants, bare naked ladies, Freezepop, Roy Zimmerman, cake, Alanis Morisette, Savage Garden, Red Guitar, Led Zeppelin, Infected Mushrooms, Dead Kennedys, Bob Marley, Queen
(D) I love food, I especially love fajitas, tacos, enchiladas, buffalo chicken, spicy chicken wings, maybe that classifies as Mexican or Midwestern foods, I'm not sure. I will try anything once or maybe twice if I didn't get sick the first time.
The six things I could never do without
1-Dreams- I cannot even imagine sleep without dreams.
2-Something to write with and on, paper and a pen, a marker, or a laptop.
3-Something to chew, usually a pen, gum or my nails. I've an addictive personality.
4- Music and/or laughter.
5- Nature- sky, grass, rain, etc.
6- Hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How beautiful everything is, how I can lay in the sun forever, how awesome it'd be to fly through the sky uninhibited in any way. schizophrenics, creative, webcomics, Dance Dance Revolution, absurd, asperger's syndrome, Kitties, insanity,multiple personalities whose line is it anyway, sandals, good omens
I find it interesting how our minds work separately to form imaginary images and ideas about a person from looks, voice, personality, and usually don't completely match up and can feel they know a person when they really don't at all, maybe this is what causes all the heart break in relationships.
I love bright, shiny, cute things, Wanna know/understand things/people, Wanna be a good person, Wanna help others, Bad temper, Annoyed easily sometimes, Moody, Lazy but wanna be active, Short attention span, Indecisive/ fickle, Change mood ideas FAST, Like to ADAPT
I wonder how everyone can be happy and fulfilled and not hate on each other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anywhere, could be in my room writing something, could be downtown walking around with my friends, Mountainlair starting a cult of the Ninja Bunny, kicking their asses at board games or awesome video games, rollerskating or playing basketball in a random park, could be on a road trip to Kentucky to get some chicken...whatever sets in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am VERY messy, here is what my room looks like
Messy Room!
You should message me if
If you can be yourself and don't care what people think. If you don't have preconceived notions how other people should live their lives. If you can watch the Lord of the Rings until 7am and then go on a bike ride, if you can dance in the rain.
Want to go dancing!!!
Everyone should realize that they are perfect. They always have one thing that no one else has and will never have. They have their own unique mind and they know how to use it and no one else does. They should use their minds as much as they can, be themselves, show everyone what they can do and who they are.
I love people i just wish they'd be themselves.... |
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| 07:13pm 20/09/2009 |
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well lets see favorite final fantasy characters
in no particular order
penelo
basch
celes
terra
sabin
rikku
wakka
yuna
locke
auron
Maybe I'll go as Black Mage
he's cute |
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| totally love alex's smile |
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| 08:58pm 16/09/2009 |
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i love school
although some is more boring than others
i hate lecture classes
i love chinese! ^_^ |
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| i never mentioned adam |
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| 11:03pm 15/09/2009 |
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but he is definitely a fun ogre
and he gave me a mustache ride |
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| another dream |
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| 11:35am 08/09/2009 |
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I was watching a little girl to protect her from something or someone, I ended up bundled with 5 people's kids, all little babies. I passed a guy I liked, but was too shy to talk to. He usually smiled at me, but today he frowned and handed me a condom. Saying had too many kids.
He stood open mouthed when the kids' parents one by one picked them up.
I walked past him, this time not attracted to him.
I wandered over to a dirt area where there were all these holes in the dirt. I played with the forlorn shovel digging and undigging holes. Some guys came over with shovels and stared at me. I asked if I could help dig. They shrugged and went to work. I noticed a body in my hole. It was still alive. I helped him out of the hole. I had dejavu, this had happened before and I smothered the guy, the alien. I was supposed to do that, that's why I was over here digging randomly. The alien looked so friendly, just making clicking sounds and smiling at me, gesturing wildly. I took the rag off his mouth and started running with him in my arms. He weighed very little. There had been more in the hole, but I had to at least save one. I took him to my friend's room, but she was preoccupied, so I changed course and hid under my bed. Eventually I had to give up, so I took him to Germany and he seemed safe there. I had pictures and video of the U.S. government and their treatment of the aliens. It was enough to get the other governments to look into these projects and try to fix everything. It was too late though, the other aliens had been killed. I had to go back in time and do it all over.
I sent clones of myself back in time to take care of the area. They made a dust storm to blcok any non clone from seeing what was going on. The clones pulled the remaining aliens from the hole and rescued them, bringing them to me, under my bed. We developed an English school there, where I taught the aliens how to understand, speak, read and write English. |
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| The Battle Ogre and the Warrior Queen |
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| 02:03am 04/09/2009 |
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The Evil Queen and the Good Little Church going Ogre
Once upon a time in the great Queendom of Aweslyvania, lived a queen who was too damn evil for her own good. For fun she liked to torture her subjects by making them listen to musicals everyday. Each day was a new theme, Euthanasia, AIDS, correct table etiquette, what queens like for surprise gifts...
They got sick of it and sent in an ogre to terrify her into leaving
But the ogre they ordered was so sweet and innocent, he came from the Eighth United Church of Ninja Bunny and Samurai Cat and was fond of the principles of treating others with kindness and goodwill. He didn't lay a hand on the Evil Queen. Instead he just shook his head.
"I disapprove. And the Church disapproves."
"Fuck the church," the Evil Queen said.
"Fuck you," the good little Ninja Bunny fearing ogre said.
So after approximately 8 hours of doing just that, the sweet follower of Ninja Bunnyism and the heathen Evil Queen came upon an agreement.
"I shall be nicer to my subjects. If and only if, you visit more often."
"I shall visit more often and I will not speak of religious differences so long as you do that thing you did earlier with your Mighty Royal tongue."
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| she's a total slut |
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| 07:53pm 01/09/2009 |
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"No, she's wonderful"
"She's a bitch too," he said. "A superficial bitch slut"
"No, she's probably busy. She'll call back, she knows it's our anniversary."
Then why's she calling me?
"Answer it!"
"Hey, what's up?"
"Hi, I was wondering what you're doing, if you wanna hang out or something."
"Sorry, busy."
He hung up.
They exchanged a stare.
"Fine," he said. "What should I do?"
"Wanna go see some strippers and get wasted?"
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| fun stuff |
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| 11:57pm 23/08/2009 |
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loan isnt in yet and school starts tomorrow
stacee's husband grabbed my ass and subsequently kicked me in the jaw
now my friend's being a total dick and sayin he doesn't want involved with someone with my nature of friendships
well good riddance to him |
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| u hafta meet your true love when you die |
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| 02:56am 11/08/2009 |
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i told him to go to his wife
he never fucking listened
we offer revival for up to one week, but after the allotted time, *loved one* will once again lose life and be ready for preparation and burial procedures
people ive thought i loved
carl
chris
matt
none of them actually loved me back, only i never realized til it was too late |
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| 01:01am 10/08/2009 |
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i bit off all my nails again and my room's gettin better but still a mess
i hate things but i seem to have to hang on to them for some reason
some pack rat gene |
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| so they broke up two and a half years ago |
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| 01:11pm 08/08/2009 |
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She actually dumped him
So he was surprised to come into her room and see the picture he drew for her when she was sick all those years ago was on her wall
while the wall lacked any pictures or letters from anyone else
does this mean she still cares about me? he wondered
or was his picture just that bad ass entertaining?
Long live the pie wagon! |
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| Professor Kynu will forever disappoint me |
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| 11:44am 06/08/2009 |
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Therefore, I cannot even maintain the most minimalistic friendship with him. He is not worth it. |
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| and my moms an orphan now |
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| 03:11pm 25/07/2009 |
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| granny |
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| 02:57pm 25/07/2009 |
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i sprayed myself with your perfume
i sat in your bed
i sat in your spot on the couch on that towel
i hugged your bear
i smelled your coffee on the stairs
its still warm
the coffee pots warm
theres some kind of meat on the stove
ill cry when its gone
even more
im sorry i ever got upset that you were drunk
i ever got annoyed that you shook my ceiling with your drunken sex
i ever tuned out your soap operas, snuck away from your rambling
shied from your smoking
flinched at your claws
i love you
i love you so much
i don know what to do |
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| i love you grandma |
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| 02:56pm 25/07/2009 |
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marty you almost made it to 70
you shall be missed |
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| Dude, there's a dude in my bed |
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| 01:10pm 17/07/2009 |
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well not anymore
Anyway, this is how the date played out
first to prep for the date I read some dating horror stories online and cleaned my room by throwing everything in a big pile and putting a blanket over it (yeah, I know!)
Then I sprayed some fragrance on everything else
I gave him directions to my house over the phone (with the help of google maps)
I walked down the street to meet him, then we went up to my house and talked in the kitchen, waiting til it was time to go to the movies to see Bruno
He was ecstatic that Ron Paul was in it
something he said at the table made me want him so much that during the movie previews i kept imagining grabbing his knees and banging him right there
why his knees? who the fuck knows?
The movie was pretty funny, I was horrified at some of the people in it though
Such as the homophobes and the parents who wanted their young children to be stars
disgusting!
and i felt bad for ron paul because he did the interview thinking they would talk about austrian politics
and instead the dude pulls his pants down, making ron paul run outta the room
after the movie we end up walking around talking about things and stuff
he pulls a cheesy line, i say i like looking at the view from the trees and he says he likes looking at me
he moves in for the kiss, it's too awkward
i wonder where he learned to kiss
we try again, i try to work with what i have
he adapts
we walk around with our arms around each other, all awkward like high school with another boy
we lay in the grass and stare at the sky just talking
somehow we begin making out
it feels quite nice
we decide to go somewhere more private and somehow end up in the mud having the best sex i think I've had in a long time
it's very fun indeed
we go back to my place, wash up and back to my room for more fun
then i get to find out his disposition, he likes to shout i love you while getting it on, just like anyone else would yell out fuck me harder or yeah or that's tight or whatnot
a little weird, but i dealt, adding sex on the end of his statement in my head
and it was totally hot when he started calling me evil queen and bitch
and his eye, they are so intriguing, sexy, yet scary, at times i thought I was staring into the eyes of a nightmare or a madman
we went out to eat at eat n park at 2 am, some annoying drunk freshman ruined the mood
back we went to my place
more sex and cuddling
finally sleep or well...i couldn't sleep much with him in my bed, my beds too small really
so we kept moving, trying to cuddle and sleep
he snores
but morning sex is pretty awesome too
specially when it occurs twice
except somehow i rubbed me leg against the electrical outlet and now some of the skin has rubbed off, so that burns
but it's worth it, it was all great and nice
and he smells wonderful
i would really enjoy fucking and making out and hanging out with him again
maybe not in the order,
maybe
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| well I have a date today |
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| 02:41pm 16/07/2009 |
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and it's with someone who doesn't suck |
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