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Friday, July 11th, 2003
9:02 pm
SUPER HERO!:You are the Black Widow! A Russian Spy and Assasin. No one messes with you. However you do have a boyfriend name Daredevil, so you have to be home in time to make dinner. You still kick ass though


SMILE: You're the loving smile,the one that is entirely devoted to others,especially that one person.You really can't get them out of your head,but then,you don't really want to.


Disney Villian: You're Maleficent; You love revenge and tend to hold grudges. You're smart and kick ass. You're from a classic movie: Sleeping Beauty.

whinnie the poo: you're tigger, loads of fun and full of bounce!!! (who would've known) lol.

Carebear: FUN SHINE
well whatever!

current mood: calm
current music: Sweetest thing

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Wednesday, June 11th, 2003
9:49 pm - more of those survey thingy
1. Name:Cara Hayes
2. Name Backwards: Seyah Arac
3. Does your name mean anything? My middle name is Joyce so my name means something like joyus friend :-/
4. Were you named after anyone? My godmother has the same middle name as me..
5. Nickname(s):button (Ashley), Cara-Bear(Tracey), Crazy Fuck (Julie), psycho (everyone else!)
6. Screen Name(s): hugable hazey, AquariumDrinker0, and Fun Shine Cow as well as PenguinsHaveToes
7. Date of Birth:09/06/89
8. Place of Birth: Elmira New York
9. Nationality: Irish - italian American
10. Current Location: my room in a house in new jersey
11. Sign: lol. I don’t believe in it but I’m a Virgo
12. Religion: I LOVE JESUS AND HE LOVES ME! Lol. Catholic.
13. Height: 5' 2''
14. Weight: ugh one hundred. Good thing it’s mostly muscle. I should just keep up with those crunches!
15. Shoe eight and a half for the one shoe I wear lol.
16. Hair Color: light brown
17. Eye color: blue to green to brown
18. Innie/Outie: innie
19. Righty/Lefty/Ambidextrous: righty
20. Gay/Straight/Bi/Other: Straight ::shivers at lesbians:: in my mind lesbians are scary gay guys are okay ‘cause they’re not checking me out!
Who is Your . . .?
21. Best friend(s) of the same sex: a couple, not just one Ashley, Mina, Shay, Brenna, Amy.
22. Best friend you trust more than anyone: Ashley
23. Best friend(s) opposite sex: Shay or my long time pal Chris
24. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not anymore
25. Crush: not currently being single’s a ball.
26. Parents: MOM AND DAD silly
27. Worst Enemy: Ashley Jackson and the dreaded BUCHAN!
28. Funniest Friend: Ashley K.
29. Craziest Friend: either Ashley K. Or MR. FINN!
30. Advice Friend: Mina
31. Loudest friend: probobally Brian he shouts at his imaginary dog in the middle of hallways ROCK ON MR. FINN!
Do You Have ...
32. Any sisters? Brenna 16, and Dana 10
33. Any brothers? none
34. Any pets? A puppy Jessie and a Gecko Cleo.
35. A disease? FRYBURGS INFARCTION (disapearing bone that regrows slowly), I think I might be narcaleptic too... that would explain alot.
36. A pager? no
37. A personal phone number? no
38. A leather jacket with studs? no I wish! Oh baby I’d be so hott!
39. A heroin needle? no
40. A pool or hot tub? Pool
41. A car? Oh yeah Sidewinder remote control takes only two c size batteries.
Describe Your...
42. Personality: I think I’m weird yet fun to be around and I can be serious... at times.
43. Car: Ha you don’t want to hear about my dad’s shit car and my mom’s mid life crisis car!
44. Room: all messy, crowded, and hot from all the machines I have running.
45. Shoes: one shoe a new balance, and one black board with velcro that they call an “orthopedic shoe”
46. School: BRMS
47. Bed: OHHHHHHHHHHHHh if it’s one thing I could live for it’s sleeping in my bed so cozy and warm with all the warm blankets and the comfy pillow.. I’m falling asleep right now.
48. Relationship with parent(s): great with my mom. My dad can get annoying, fast.
Do You...
49. Believe in yourself? yes
50. Believe in love at first site? yes
51. Consider yourself a good listener? When it’s not about photos of Adam Lazzara I listen. Lol ashie bean.
53. Save email conversations? Not enough room on my computer.
54. Pray? Always God’s my BEST FRIEND EVER AND AGAIN!
55. Believe in reincarnation? no
56. Like to make fun of peoples? No.
57. Like to talk on the phone? Just ashley really.
58. Like to drive?yeah I can’t wait until I Legally can.
59. Get motion sickness? Only when I’m reading or eating B.K. in the car.
60. Eat the stems of broccoli? yeah, they’re the best part.
61. Eat chicken fingers with a fork? Depends the peice of meat you give to me.
62. Dream in color? Only some colors. Other colors don’t appear. It’s weird.
63. Type with your fingers on home row? Yes and I’m damn good at it too.
64. Sleep with a stuffed animal? yea, well kinda, they're on my bed with me. Besides my stripper bunny. He’s naughty he sleeps on the floor.
What Is/Are/Was...
65. Right next to you: The Bear Shay gave to me.
66. On the walls of your room: post-it’s with quotes and a couple of posters.
67. On your mouse pad: I don’t have a mouse pad. :-)
68. Dream Car: One of the cars like in Minority Report that or a Ford Thunderbird fifty seven.
69. Dream Date: dancing on the beach under the moonlight after a walk along the shore
70. Dream Honeymoon Spot: does it really matter it’s your honeymoon your with someone you love anyway.
71. Dream Husband/Wife: someone nice, sweet, careing, a good listener, and who shares the same intrests as me.
72. Bedtime: depends on when I woke up I try for fourteen hours a day :-)
73. Under your bed:my guitar at the current moment this way no one steps on it.
74. The single most important question: are you ready?
75. Your bad time of day: ugh. 10:06-10:46
76. Worst Fear: being alone.
77. Weather: hot
78. Time: according to this clock on the computer it's 9:43 pm
79. Date: 06/11/03
80. Best trick you ever played on someone: I don’t know.
81. Weirdest Food/Drink: pastaschio ice cream
82. Theme Song: don’t have one..
83. Hardest thing about growing up: you make more mistakes then you really want to.
84. Funniest experience: too many.
85. Scariest moment: sixth grade when I had no friends I could really talk to.
87. Funniest/Desperate thing you've done to get somebody's attention: I started singing an anoying song I forget what, really loud everyone laughed :-(
88. Craziest thing ever that?? ever happened with your friends: my friends are way to insaine we have too many crazy times. You know what would be cool though, bunjee jumping
89. Worst feeling in the world: lonelinness
90. Best feeling in the world: love
91. College?: If I make it that far... somewhere near brenna’s college.
92. Your future job?: A comedian/actress, a small buisness owner, a restaraunt owner, or a pediatrician.
93. Your future pad: an apartment I share with Brenna

ok well that was long...anyway i still haven't finished my homework... i g2g...

current mood: depressed
current music: anastasia Paris Holds The Key

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9:11 pm - I'm updating my Blurty from now on! lol... htat could be a lie
Whats your name? Cara
Whens your birthday? 09*06*89
Whats your nationality?IRISH AMERICAN
Whats your nickname? Button, Bubbles, Crazy fuck, psycho.
What color is your hair? A light brown color
What color eyes do you have? Blue on the outside to green to brown.
How tall are you? Five foot two inches or something.
Where do you live? New Jersey

Do you think its wrong to see other people when youre already seeing someone? yes
Would you be mad if your guy/girl gave out their numbers? Not really it’d just be over between him and myself though
What would u do if you saw your guy/girl flirtin w/ someone? Question.
Are you the jealous type? Nope not at all.
Would you let your guy/girl have you in check or would it be the opposite? There’d be a balance of power. NO ONE LIKES A TYRANT!
Would you be jealous if your ex found someone else? I wouldn’t be jelous I’d actually be sort of happy.
What would you do if you found out your guy/girl was playin you? It would depend how far into the relationship I was.
If you wanted your ex back, what would you do to win their heart? I would do whatever it took if I were really inlove.
If you had access to your guy/girls cell phone/pager, would you check their messages? It’s there buisness we wouldn’t be a married couple.
Do you believe in one-month .. anniversaries? Not too many but every once and a while it’s cool.
Would you ever do it on your parents bed? No in fact the thought of parents bed/ doing it... just makes me want to run across the hall to throw up in the bathroom now.
Where's the best place to do it?.... indeed!
What would you do if you were pregnant?I stay away from that kindof trouble thanks ;- )
Name one of your fantasies? Slow dancing on a beach under the stars with the man I love... I know I’m insane but deep down I do think like a normal person :-)
Who sent this survey to you? No one sent it I got it from my buddie Mina’s Xenga thing.
Who do you consider your "true friends"? Mina, Ashley, Shay, Brenna, Amy. They’re the ones I can tell anything. I have a lot of other really good buddies that I would always enjoy to hang out with.
Have you ever lost a close friend? In a sense... I moved and lost touch with some of the best friends I’d ever wish for and also I had a babysitter who was very much like an older sister that died of Brain Cancer.
Have you ever fallen for one of your close friends? Yes for a month and a half I fell for Shay.
Do you think everyone deserves a second chance? Everyone deserves a third chance there’s always room to change.
What would you do if one of your friends told you they had feelings for you? I’m not sure, I’m not very good at that sort of thing. I’d probobally say something like, “that’s sweet I like you as a friend though. And there are plenty of girls that are more deserving of you.”
Do you believe in forever friends? of course I haven’t had one yet but when you find one you never get sick of then you know you’re going to be friends forever and even if you loose contact then you still have them in your heart.
Have you ever tried committing suicide? no. I don’t believe in it I’m a Jesus gal myself and I believe no matter how hard he makes it he’ll get you out of whatever hell hole you’ve gotten yourself into
Your friends ever tried committing suicide? More than one actually both I’m really close with. I don’t really like thinking about it.... moving on.
Have you ever lost a family member or friend? yes... a close family friend
Are you afraid to die? nope if I die it’s my time to go and I’ll be looking foward to whatever life I live after I die.
Would you risk your life for someone else? Yup if I had the chance I would. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I skipped the chance.
If one of your friends died, what would you do? Cry first then organize a giant commitee write a speech and remember them for as long as I would live and after that. None of my friends are going to die soon if I can help it though.
Have you ever thought of killin someone? Jokeingly I say Mrs. B. But that’s when I get frustrated... I pretty much only hate two people. Mrs. Buchan and one other person. I mean there are people I dislike but only two I really HATE.
What was the gayest pickup line anyune ever said to you? “I have never seen that short of a skirt on a girl ever!”-B.J. commenting on my knee length black skirt with stockings. ::shivers::
Have you ever tripped really hard in front of people? Hell yes! I am the biggest klutz this world has ever seen why just today I fell down the bus stairs.
How many kids are you planning on having? I’ll most likely adopt just one
Would you prefer a boy or girl? A boy so I can raise at least one boy with respect and honesty
How old do you wanna be when you get married? A couple years out of college. I want to be successful for myself first.
What do you wanna be when you grow up? I say a comedian/actress, or a president of a buisness such as a small restaraunt or something.
Do you think you're gonna be successful or unsuccessful? Most likely not in the eyes of the success of my friends but in my eyes.
When you have kids, will you be strict on them? No my rules will be “do what you want but if I ever catch you disrespecting me, yourself, or another person you’re dead. By yourself I mean no drugs and by another person no sex and by me no cursing at me, hitting me, anything stupid.”
If you ever found out that your husband/wife was cheating on you, what would you do? talk...then probaally divorce.
What do you wanna name your kids? Something weird but cool. Maybe like Chad or Niles. I don’t know. I’ll worry when the time comes.
Do you consider yourself nice or mean? Pretty nice overall I’d say.
What do you like to do for fun? Talk on the phone, go to the mall and walk around, SLEEP!
Are you the shy or talkative type? Hands Down TALKATIVE! I can’t shut up sometimes so I ask all my friends to tell me if I need to shut the hell up.
What was the last dance you went to? Hallie’s bat. A couple weekends ago.
Are you the type to start shit? No. I avoid a frown when I can.
If you see someone staring you down, what would you do? Say excuse me with a little giggle and walk away if he/she swings a punch I’d bloody them up.
Drinks? Depends where I am. At ashley’s house CHOCOLATE MILK! At Eleni’s O.J. at Mina’s NESTEA! Milk overall I’d say just plain milk.
Food/Dessert: raspberry anything.
Restaurant?depends what I want to eat.
Movie?The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded also Can’t Hardly Wait and Empire Records.
Book? Harry Potter Series, Unfortunate events series, and um... . yeah.
Color? Yellow, orange, and blue.
Tv Show? Seventh Heaven and Trigger Happy TV along with SNL and Friday night stand up.
Cartoon Character? Nice I have the perfect answer for this one.... all of them but Tweety damn canary!
song(s): to many. It changes all the time my mind is like MTV it just plays different songs at random times. It’s GREAT
cried: no
laughed: all the time.
Helped someone? Does making someone sad laugh count?
Bought something? nope
Cut your hair? no
Felt stupid? Forever and ever but being stupid is an excellent excuse. Lol. Yeah. I need to work at S.S.
Said i love you? The more you say the smoother the earth turns.
Written a real letter? no...
Written on paper? yea
Taken a test? a freak test I scored better than any quiz I’ve taken in S.S. this year like an A, A-!
Met someone new? I met another side of someone. If that counts.
Written in a journal? Lol. NO CHANCE IN HELL!
Watched your favorite movie? No but I did watch seventh heaven.
Talked to someone you love? Yeah I talked to everyone in my family and my friends listed above.
Had a serious talk?yup one in a dozen.
Given someone a present? A hug.
Missed someone? of course!
Hugged someone? Lol yeah.
Fought with your parents? no
Fought with a friend? no
Kissed your boyfriend/girlfriend? No.

current mood: grateful
current music: seventy times seven

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Monday, March 31st, 2003
8:44 pm - it's been a while

Music: Shades Apart!!!!
Bffl: AK, SD, SK, JL, MK, AW, BF, JO, GF, TO, LO, TN, BM, KT, JB, KG, SK, NC, CK, JH, CF, etc.


Family SUCKS. But there's always one person in your family you can tell all your secrets. One person that you can always count on. I LOVE YOU BRENNA! :-)

I hate those people who act like your friends then stab you in the front. And i hate being so blind as not to see the knife coming at my heart. PLEASE IF YOU'RE GOING TO STAB ME DO IT IN THE FRONT.

that pretty much says everything that i want to say. Anyway i need to get to my homework.

current mood: PISSED OFF!

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Tuesday, March 18th, 2003
1. Own a pizzaria called Button Pizza
2. write greeting cards for hallmark (using my witty charm)
3. A comedian/actress/singer
5. Ashley's boxing coach! Don't underestimate the power of the Ashley she may be small but her heart is so big she could KNOCK YOU OUT! DAS BE DANIYA, SUCKA!
6. A restaraunt owner
7. A navy pilot (so i can beat up SADAM!!! rubs hands together MU HA HA)
8. A pot dealer
10. A kid in Never ever land

a trash/recycalable colector, school janitior, junior high teacher, and a parsimonious old geezer!

current mood: bouncy
current music: You are so beautiful to me....

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Thursday, March 6th, 2003
5:24 pm
this way you all can rap with me instead of tellin me to stop singing : )

Artist: The Sugarhill Gang
Album: The Sugar Hill Records Story: Disc One *
Title: Rapper's Delight

* organized by Rhino comp. for convenience regardless of original

I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat,
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet.
See, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello,
To the black, to the white, the red and the brown,
The purple and yellow. But first, I gotta
Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie,
Say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie,
Let's rock, you don't stop,
Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock.
Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along,
And the next on the mic is my man Hank,
C'mon, Hank, sing that song!

Check it out, I'm the C-A-S-A, the N-O-V-A,
And the rest is F-L-Y,
You see I go by the code of the doctor of the mix,
And these reasons I'll tell you why.
You see, I'm six foot one, and I'm tons of fun
When I dress to a T,
You see, I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali
and I dress so viciously.
I got bodyguards, I got two big cars
That definitely ain't the wack,
I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunfoofed Cadillac.
So after school I take a dip in the pool,
Which is really on the wall,
I got a colour TV, so I can see
The Knicks play basketball. Hear me talk about
Checkbooks, credit cards, mo' money
Than a sucker could ever spend,
But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum form the Rucker
Not a dime 'til I made it again. Everybody go
Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?)
'Cos I'm a get a fly girl,
Gonna get some spank n' drive off in a def OJ. Everybody go
Ho-tel, Mo-tel, Holiday Inn,
Say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend.
Master Gee! My mellow!
It's on to you, so whatcha gonna do?

Well, it's on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.
I said M-A-S, T-E-R, a G with a double E,
I said I go by the unforgettable name
Of the man they call the Master Gee.
Well, my name is known all over the world
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.
I'm goin' down in history
As the baddest rapper there ever could be.
Now I'm feelin' the highs and you're feelin' the lows,
The beat starts gettin' into your toes
You start poppin' your fingers and stompin' your feet
And movin' your body while while you're sitting in your seat
And then damn! Ya start doin' the freak, I said
Damn! Right outta your seat
Then you throw your hands high in the air,
Ya rockin' to the rhythm, shake your derriere
Ya rockin' to the beat without a care,
With the sureshot MCs for the affair.
Now, I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang
But I rap to the beat just the same.
I got a little face, and a pair of brown eyes
All I'm here to do, ladies, is hypnotize
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
Like a hot buttered pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
Pop da pop pop, don't you dare stop
Come alive y'all, gimme whatcha got
I guess by now you can take a hunch
And find that I am the baby of the bunch
But that's okay, I still keep in stride,
'Cos all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.
Singin' on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,
Rock rock, y'all, throw it on the floor
I'm gonna freak you here, I'm gona freak you there,
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere.
'Cos I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
I'll put TNT in your behind. I said
One, two, three, four, come on, girls, get on the floor
A-come alive, y'all, a-gimme whatcha got
'Cos I'm guaranteed to make you rock
I said one, two, three, four, tell me, Wonder Mike
What are you waiting for?

I said a hip hop,
The hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
A Skiddleebebop, we rock, scooby doo,
And guess what, America, we love you
'Cos you rocked and a rolled with so much soul,
You could rock 'til a hundred and one years old.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
Rock it up, Baby Bubba!
Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
To the beat, beat, it's unique
Come on everybody and dance to the beat!

*Drum break*

A hip hop
The hippie to the hippie the
Hip hip a hop and you don't stop, rock it
Rock it out, Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang
The boogie to the boogie, the beat.
I said, I can't wait 'til the end of the week
When I'm rappin' to the rhythm of a groovy beat
And I attempt to raise your body heat.
Just blow your mind, so you can't speak
And do a thing but a-rock and shuffle your feet
And let it change up to a dance called the freak
And when you finally do come into your rhythmic beat,
Reast a little while so you don't get weak.
I know a man named Hank
He has more rhymes than a serious bank
So come on Hank, sing that song,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the bang bang da bong!

Well, I'm Imp the Dimp, the ladies' pimp,
The women fight for my delight.
But I'm the grandmaster with the three MCs
That shock the house for the young ladies
And when you come inside, into the front,
You do the freak, spank, and do the bump
And when the sucker MC try to prove a point,
We're a treacherous trio, we're the serious joint!
a-From sun to sun and from time to time
I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
Because they say that miracles never cease
I've created a devastating masterpiece
I'm gonna rock the mic 'til you can't resist,
Everybody, I say it goes like this
Well, I was walking home late one afternoon
A reporter stopped me for an interview
She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
That I'm vicious on the mic and the turntable
This young reporter I did adore,
So I rocked some vicious rhymes like I never did before
She said, "Damn, fly guy, I'm in love with you
The Casanova legend must have been true"
I said, "By the way, baby, what's your name?"
Said, "I go by name of Lois Lane
And you could be my boyfriend, you surely can,
Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman."
I said, "He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy, or even cute,
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit,"
I said, "You need a man man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night,
But can he rock a party 'til the early light?
He can't satisfy you with his little worm,
But I can bust you out with my super sperm!"
I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it.
An' I'm here an' I'm there, I'm Big Ban Hank, I'm everywhere
Just throw your hands up in the air
And party hardy like you just don't care
Let's do it, don't stop, y'all, a tick tock, y'all, you don't stop!
Go ho-tel, mo-tel, whatcha gonna do today? (Say what?)
I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank, drive off in a def OJ,
Everybody go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn"
You say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friend
I say skip, dive, what can I say?
I can't fit 'em all inside my OJ,
So I just tak half, and bust 'em out,

I give the rest to Master Gee so he can shock the house
It was twelve o'clock one Friday night
I was rockin' to the beat and feelin' all right
Everybody was dancin' on the floor
Doin' all the things they never did before
And then this fly girl with a sexy lean
She came into the bar, she came into the scene
She travelled deeper inside the room
All the fellas checked out her white Sassoons
She came up to the table, looked into my eyes
Then she turned around and shook her behind
So I said to myself, it's time for me to release
My vicious rhyme I call my masterpiece
And now people in the house, this is just for you
A little rap to make you boogaloo
Now the group you hear is called Phase Two
And let me tell you somethin', we're a helluva crew
Once a week, we're on the street
Just to cut in the jams and look at your feet
For you to party, you gotta have the moves,
So we'll get right down and get you a groove
For you to dance, you got to be hot
So we'll get right down and make you rock
Now the system's on and the girls are there
You definitely have a rockin' affair
But let me tell you somethin', there's still one fact
And to have a party, you got to have a rap
So when the party's over, you're makin' it home,
And tryin' to sleep before the break of dawn
And while you're sleepin', you start to dream,
And thinkin' how you danced on the disco scene
My name appears in your mind,
Yeah, a name you know that was right on time
It was Phase Two just doin' a do
Rockin' you down 'cos you knew we could
To the rhythm of the beat that makes you freak,
Come alive girls, get on your feet
To the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
To the double beat beat that makes you freak
To the rhythm of the beat that says you go on
On'n'on into the break of dawn
Now I got a man comin' on right now
He's garuanteed to throw down
He goes by the name of Wonder Mike
Come on, Wonder Mike, do what you like!

I say a can of beer that's sweeter than honey,
Like a millionaire that has no money
Like a rainy day that is not wet,
Like a gamblin' fiend that does not bet
Like Dracula without his fangs,
Like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
Like collard greens that don't taste good,
Like a tree that's not made out of wood
Like goin' up and not comin' down,
Is just like the beat without the sound, no sound
To the beat beat, you do the freak
Everybody just rock and dance to the beat
Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So you pile some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese
Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate
And then you call your friend two weeks later
To see how he has been
And he says, "I understand about the food,
Baby Bubba, but we're still friends"
With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, a you don't stop the rockin'
To the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
I say, "Hank, can ya rock?
Can ya rock to the rhythm that just don't stop?
Can ya hip me to the shoobie doo?"
I said, "Come on, make, make the people move!"

I go to the balls and then ring the bell
Because I am the man with the clientele
And if ya ask me why I rock so well,
A Big Bang, I got clientele
And from the time I was only six years old
I never forgot what I was told
It was the best advice I ever had
It came from my wise, dear old dad
He said, "Sit down, punk, I wanna talk to you
And don't say a word until I'm through
Now there's a time to laugh, a time to cry
A time to live and a time to die
A time to break and a time to chill
To act civilized or act real ill
But whatever you do in your lifetime
You never let an MC steal your rhyme"
So from six to six 'til this very day
I'll always remember what he had to say
So when the sucker MCs try to chump my style
I let them know that I'm versatile
I got style, finesse, and a little black book
That's filled with rhymes and I know you wanna look
But the thing that seperates you from me
And that is called originality
Because my rhymes are on from what you heard
I didn't even bite, not a go---word
And I say a little more, later on tonight
So the sucker MCs can bite all night
A tick a tock, y'all, a beat beat, y'all
A let's rock, y'all, you don't stop
Ya go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, whatcha gonna do today?" (Say what?)
Ya say, "I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some spank and
Drive off in a def OJ"
Everybody go, "Ho-tel, mo-tel, Holiday Inn"
Ya say if your girl starts actin' up, then you take her friends
A like that, y'all, to the beat, y'all
Beat beat y'all, ya don't stop!
A Master Gee, my mellow
It's on to you so whatcha gonna do?

Well, like Johnny Carson on the Late Show
A like Frankie Crocker in stereo
Well like the Barkay's singin' "Holy Ghost"
The sounds to throw down, they're played the most
It's like my man Captain Sky
Whose name he earned with his super sperm
We rock and we don't stop
Get off, y'all, I'm here to give you whatcha got
To the beat that it makes you freak
And come alive, girl, get on your feet
A like a Perry Mason without a case
Like Farrah Fawcett without her face
Like the Barkays on the mic
Like gettin' down right for you tonight
Like movin' your body so you don't know how
Right to the rhythm and throw down
Like comin' alive to the Master Gee
The brother who rocks so viciously
I said the age of one, my life begun
At the age of two I was doin' the do
At the age of three, it was you and me
Rockin' to the sounds of the Master Gee
At the age of four, I was on the floor
Givin' all the freaks what they bargained for
At the age of five I didn't take no jive
With the Master Gee it's all the way live
At the age of six I was a-pickin' up sticks
Rappin' to the beat, my stick was fixed
At the age of seven, I was rockin' in heaven
Don'tcha know I went off
I gotta run on down to the beat you see
Gettin' right on down, makin' all the girls
Just take off their clothes to the beat the beat
To the double beat beat that makes you freak
At the age of eight, I was really great
'Cause every night, you see, I had a date
At the age of nine, I was right on time
'Cause every night I had a party rhyme
Going on'n'n'on'n' on on'n'on
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
A sayin' on'n'n'on'n' on on'n'on
Like a hot buttered de pop pop de popcorn...

No i'm not a complete loser i copy and pasted : P
get all your favorite lyrics great engine : )

current mood: blah
current music: SUGAR HILL GANG

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Wednesday, March 5th, 2003
5:12 pm - abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz qwertyuiop[asdfjkl;'zxcvbn
mainly 'cause his name is Lynard Skynard but also 'cause he wrote Sweet Home Alabama (the song) isn't that awesome!

SPIDER BAIT there good to even though there name isn't LYNARD SKYNARD ha ha ha sucks for them KICKS FOR LYNARD SKYNARD wooooooooo hooooo just say it out loud Ly nard sky nard HO HO HORRAY!!!




Adoro a todos mis amigos y los espero vivo por siempre todo mi amor a AK, TN, BAJO,KG, JB, SK, muah muah muah, BM, BH, SK, SD, JL, KT, A, ADO, DP, KD, KF, CK, apesadumbrado si me olvidé;

J'adore tous mes amis et les espère vis pour toujours tout mon amour à AK, TN, BAS, la nomenclature, BH, SK, l'écart-type, JL, KT, À, CAD, le DP, KD, KF, CK, désolé si j'oubliais

and for AK,
나는 나의 친구의 모두를 경앙하고 희망한다 나가 잊으면 AK, BM, BH, SK, SD, JL, KT에 영원히 모든 나의 사랑,에, DH 낮은, TN DP, KD, KF, 유감스러운 CK 산다 것 을.
sorry didn't exactly work ; )

current mood: sick

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Monday, February 24th, 2003
6:23 pm - Wow i'm really into these list things they're so much easier!
Top Ten Things i would like.
they aren't in any particular order. you can mix and match and jumble and tumble.
1: a hug

2: a punching bag

3: a kiss ((from a boy))

4: a HUGE bag of sweethearts

5: seperated skittles ((all the colors but yellow))

6: a zamboni ((you know why : ) ))

7: to go on a cruise with all my friends

8: accesories for the punching bag

9: boxing lessons

10: A cd of all my favorite tunes

current mood: drained
current music: happy music to get some energy going

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Sunday, February 23rd, 2003
7:35 pm - not to early to be thinking bout your future
Top ten things i want to be when i grow up:

1: a comedian, SNL, Whose Line is it anyway, or even my own show!

2: Own a restaraunt

3: be a cook!, pastry chef, or fine dining restaraunt. ANYWHERE BUT A FAST FOOD PLACE!!!!

4: a musician-the cool kind like a rapper or like an adamsandler type thing a ma bober

5: an actress - ( i don't want to do any soap operas though yuk)

6: a boxing coach - never really box (i might get my nose punched through the other side)

7:in the Navy - i want to be a navy pilot! (GO USA)

8: a video game tester (money for nothing NICE!)

9: an astronaut (why the lleh not?)

10: A pediatrician (my grades won't really alow this and i'll have no life but hey they make a lot of money ; ) )

comment what do you think i should be?

1: without awesome friends like you! (i'm serious 'bout this one i love all you guys i'd die without you! )

2: a boring snooty old lady without a gram of humor in her!

3: a Deoderant tester (who wants to go sticking there noses in peoples armpits?)

4: a human test subject (they could kill me)

5: a CCD teacher

6: my parents

7: a birth mother (do they even exist... if they do i don't want to be one)

8: a hippie

9: stuck in school (as a teacher or a student)


hey leave a comment which one do you think best suits me?

current mood: blah
current music: all of the stuff i have on my pc

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Saturday, February 22nd, 2003
4:56 pm
wow this time is on twenty four hour time. it says that it's sixteen : fifty-six. that must mean that it's... well... you can figure it out

ohhh guess what I'M SOOO AWESOME!!!

don't snort crack or smoke weed... no matter how tempting those truth commercials make it!

if anyone by any chance taped the special on micheal jackson... can i see it?

but not arse that's ashleys job!

current mood: cheerful
current music: ELVIS OF COURSE!!!

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Friday, February 21st, 2003
ashley is so awesome. you know what ashley kicks arse. and when i say arse i mean some JACKIE CHAN arse. not just some plain Micheal Jackson arse(anyone could kick his arse) . i mean some serious SPIDER MAN arse
she's amazing

tracey it's a secret but you are really my anti drug...SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

QUOTE OF THE DAY "i have a you ... like omygod we both have moms"

liz the lizard........WOW YOU ARE SUPER DE DUPER.

i love you too. if you have any icons you'r wiling to give me....leave me a comment :0)

current mood: amused
current music: play that FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY

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