support   
11:53am 12/11/2004
  Jenn what are we gonna do about eric? Should we try to say were sorry? But i mean, why would we be sorry for him hating us? whys he so mad at us? we didnt do anything to him, hes the one that said all that shit? so maybe we should just avoid him? idk what to do...what do yu think?  
     
x.Tear me open.xor 1 x.Gash.X .
 
...and just keep truckin on   
08:22pm 06/11/2004
 
mood: awake
music: Grateful Dead, Truckin
What in the world ever became of sweet Jane?
She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same
Living on reds, vitamin c and cocaine
All a friend can say is "ain't it a shame"
 
     
x.Tear me open.x.
 
mowwww   
11:46am 24/09/2004
 
mood: apathetic
music: Bob Dylan, Hurricane
1. Full Name: Kalin Rose Rogers
2. Location: Woodstock
3. School: highschool
4. Zodiac sign: gemini
5. Shoe size: ummb, 9 or 8
6. Height: 5'4
7. Eyes: blue
8. Pets: BELLLLLLLL
9. Siblings: 4, Katie (14) Jenn (13) Danielle (18) Tom (15)
11. Haircolor: Blondish redish browninsh blackish
12. Hair length: Umm, right at my boobays
13. Ever dyed your hair? Red
14. Are you good in school? hmm Yes. I get straight As
19. Nicknames: Hugo, and retard?
20. Do you play sports? i sk8, lacrosse
21. Are you a night or a morning person? night
22. Are you ticklish? giggle
23. Do you believe in God? Eh, not reallu
24. What's your screenname? Sugarmagnolia604
25. Do you have braces? Nope, but i'm getting Jenn's when they take them off
26. Do you have glasses? Yes, but i dont wear them, giggle.
27. What do you want to be when you grow up? A Secret agent
31. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no

**Favorites

35. Movie: Slackers
36. Band/Group/Artist: Grateful dead and anti flag
37. Store: K-B toys
39. Sport: Lacrosse
40. Vacation spot: Florida
41. Ice cream flavor: Mint chocolate chip
42. Fruit: Grapes, bananas, apples
43. Candy: Starburts
44. Car: A volkswagon van
45. Class: TECH!!!! YEAAAH
46. Holiday: Hawloween
47. Day of the week: friday
48. Color: Rainbow
49. Magazine: Cosmopolitan, because they talk about the "s" word, and it makes me all excited
50. Name for a girl: Hugo
51. Name for a boy: BILLAH
52. Sports team: Red sox
53: Month: Well i guess Juse, it's my BDAY month
54. Animal: Billaaays
56. Word: Analmal
57. Room in your house: Basment
58. Concert you have been: A local concert.
59. Meat: None
60. Pizza topping: Cheese
61. State: Montana
62. City: New York
63. Feeling: you know the feeling, when yu hold yur pee in for a WICKED long tyme, then when yu finally pee...yeaaah
64. College: idk
65. Number: Q
66. Book: Anarchist Cookbook
67. Cereal: Rice Crispies
**In the past 24 hours have you..

68. Had a serious talk? no
69. Hugged someone? nope
70. Fought with a friend? no
71. Cried? nope
72. Laughed? giggled?
73. Made someone laugh? maybay baby
74. Bought something? yep
75. Flirted with someone? Bell ;)
76. Felt stupid? yeah
77. Talked to someone you love? no
78. Missed someone? no

**Have you ever...

79. Done drugs? yeah
80. Eaten an entire box of oreos? no...
81. Been dumped? yeah
82. Had someone be unfaithful to you? yes
83. Stayed home on saturday night, just because?: yeah
84. Been in love? Love is for looosers
85. Seen the white house? ?
86. Seen the eiffel tower? no
87. Drank alcohol? yeah
88. Played monopoly? yeah
89. Kissed someone? yeah
90. Tried a weight loss program? si
91. Jumped on a trampoline? yeah
92. Colored in a coloring book(and had fun)? duuuh
93. Had a bubble bath? lyke a week ago
94. Been on a plane? yea
95. Been on a boat? yeah
96. Been on a train? yeah
97. Been in a car accident? yes
98. Ridden an elephant? Sometymes, depends on my mood and the weather
99. Made a web page? yes
100. Played with legos? yeah
101. Stayed up all night? yes
102. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? Thats really badass
103. Broken a bone?: no
104. Called a psychic or sex hotline? Haha, well i DO get lonley at night
105. Watched jerry springer? yeah
106. Gotten in trouble for talking in class? haha yeah
107. Been afraid of the dark? i AM
108. Been in the hospital(not visiting)? yeah
109. Had stitches? nope
110. Dumped someone and regretted it? yes..
111. Went out with more than one person at a time? yes, because i'm a pimp, wid mad bitches...jaay kaaay
112. Lied? yeah
113. Been arrested? I was just doing what pee wee herman did..
114. Fallen asleep in class? haha yeah
115. Used food for something other than to eat? to save the life og a dying friend.
116. Met a celebrity? Rebeca lobo?
117. Broken the law? yes. one tyme, i littered!!
118. Skipped class? yeah.. haha riding elevators for like 20 minutes *yeaah i member that jenn*
119. Hated yourself? yes
120. Been brokenhearted? no
121. Broken someone's heart? no
122. Wanted to kill someone? ofcourse
123. Fallen off a chair? all the goddamn tyme
124. Lap danced? No, but kelly did that to me once..ohh man
125. Been in a fist fight? yeah
126. Blow me? Depends. Gotta chip? Got a car?
127. Like to give hugs? Not really a touchy touchy person
128. Like to walk in the rain? yeah
129. Sleep with or without clothes on? Bof
130. Prefer black or blue pens? blue
131. Dress up on halloween? Yeah
132. Have a job? yeah
133. Like someone?: yeah
134. Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Side
135. Have a goldfish? I did, but i came home from school one day and he was...lyke...gone
136. Ever have the falling dream? yeah! those are exciting
137. Have stuffed animals? yeah
138. Like to give anal sex to animals? Umm, mostly face to face if yu ask me..
139. Do you believe in the horoscopes: Depends on what those are..
140. Do you like your handwriting: no
141. What superhero would you be?: Hitler.
142. Do you have any piercings: yeah
143. Any tattoos: nope
144. Are you picky: Depends on what?
145. What makes you mad: Little people
146. What do you think of Bush: I think he's very sexy. But i hate him
147. Who do you admire? Stevey Wonder
148. Do you like cartoons: Family Guy
149. What did you do today: I took a shower, made coffee, went to school, came home from school, played geetar. the end.
150. Are your parents annoying: Yep
151. Do you own a miniskirt: nope
153. What is the farthest you have traveled: florida
154. Have you ever almost died: I do die every day
155. What kind of shampoo do you use: Ummb, i dunno, i just pick a random bottle, because i dont open my eyes really.. latley my hairs been greasy, maybe i'm using the conditioner?
156. Do you use big words to sound smart: Indubitaly
157. When you get mad, do you swear a lot? Yeah...bad habbit around teachers..
158. Ever worn black nail polish: si
159. Do you do everything better then guch: huh?
161. Whats under your bed: Anything that was on my floor before Jenn and company came over. And sometymes Bell if theres a thunderstorm
162. Do you have your own tv and vcr: yes
163. Do you see dead people: Ummm, yeah, i normally only see the backs of them though, i lyke it anal.
164. Are you a good speller: no...
165. Do you like little kids: No...not at fucking all.
166. Are you talented: I can make a monkey face
167. If so, how: people are all " WOAH " :None
168. Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: maybe
169. Ever seen a ghost: no

**What do you think of...?

170. Abortion:Yur body, yur fucking choice
171. Bill Clinton: He's one nice piece of ass
172. Eating disorders: People have problems, ya know?
173. Rap: Word
174. Suicide: an easy way out
175. Piercings: yummy
176. Make-up: dont wear a lot
177. Alcohol: Spectacular

**What do you think when you hear this name:

178. Jennifer: Lossser
179. Leah: a wonderful lady?
180. Megan: idk
181. Brandon: morin
182. Christina: agulara
183. Angelina: jolie
184. Courtney: ghetto
185. Lauren: i dont know
186. Lisa: simpson
187. Jackie: brown
188. Kat: Mow?
189. Patrick: Dempsey, my bestest friend in the whole entire world *except Ewick*
**This or that

190. Pierced nose or tongue? tongue
191. Serious of Funny? funny
192. Single or taken? single
193. Mtv or vh1? vh1
194. 7th heaven or Dawson's creek? no thanks.
195. Sugar or salt? sugar!
196. Silver or gold? silver
197. Tongue or belly button ring? tongue
198. Chocolate or flowers: FLOWERZ
199. Color, or black and white pictures? black and white
200. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
201. M&M's or skittles? SKITTLES
202. Rap or rock? rock
203. Get up or sleep in? Sleeeeeeep
204. Members of the opposite sex...tall or short? medium
205. Sun or moon? moon
206. What time is it? 6:37 pm
207. Diamond or ruby? neither
208. Left or right? right
209. Cat or dog? dog
210. Mustard or ketchup? KETCHUP
211. Newspaper or magazine? newspaper
212. Spring or fall? fall
213. A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? friendship
214. Happy or sad? happy
215. sneakers or sandals? sandels
216. Blondes or brunettes? brunettes
217. Duct tape or scotch? ductape <333
218. Pepsi or coke? coke
219. Nike or adidas? neither

**Love life

220. If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: Someone infested with diseaes
222. What is the biggest turn off: assholes
223. What is the biggest turn on: ummb, funniness
224. Do you think there is a person for everyone: yeah
225. If yes, do you know who yours is: no clue
226. Do you believe in love at first sight?: maybe, if i believed in love and all
227. Have you ever been in love: no...mostly lust
228. What do you think love is: for losers
229. Do you think it lasts forever: it can
230. Do you want to get married: yes eventually
231. How many times: once
232. First grade teacher's name: Mrs.dmskfsdf
233. Last word you said:outloud? err.. probably "Fuck off tom"
234. Last song you sang: In a bed, in a bed, by the waterside i will rest my head..
235. Last meal you ate: hmm... a netrograin bar for lunch
236. Favorite childhood cartoon: ummm, idk, Ruppert?
237. wat did you hate most about school: the long ass classes
238. Last person you flipped off: Jenn?
239. Last song stuck in your head: Ummb, idk, but Courtshizzle had Sk8er Boi in hers
240. Last time you were burned: Summa
241. Last time you bled: Last week
242. What's in your cd player: Phish
243. What color socks are you wearing: White
244. Whats the weather like? 70's?
245. What time did you wake up today: 6:15-30ish
246. Who do you want to marry: Idk..
247. Are you going to college: i plan to
248. If so, how long do you want to go: depends on my career choice
249. How many kids do you want: none
250. Where do you want to live? california
251. This thing is over...what are you? amazed
 
     
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Giggle.   
11:35am 24/09/2004
 
mood: giggly
music: Nooooting
rawr

Techs for losers and phonies

Jenns a big fat phonie.

And a looooooooser

She fits in well.
 
     
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RAAAWR   
11:40am 14/09/2004
 
mood: bored
music: None tee hee
Hello.

Tech sucks. A lot. Soooo boring.

So i decided to update.

I got a picture of BILLAAAHH <3
Complaments of Jenn tee hee

MMMMM. Rapeeee

I packed canned green beans for lunch. MMMbbb...greenbeans...

I broke my shirt today. It was good.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

<33 Hugo
 
     
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SPLEEEEE   
11:50pm 11/09/2004
 
mood: contemplative
music: Hey Jude, The Beatles
My mom is whack yo! She came in my room and was like, "you needs to get a job!" and I was like, "you needs to step up off my nutz!" and then she was like, ":-O" and then she went and taddled on me to my dad and he came in my room all like this >:-O "you can't talk to your moms like that" and he was all shaking his fists like his old ass was gonna do sompin! I'd turn his ass out! So! I was like, "dad! look down!" and sure enough, he looked down to see that he was standing on my brand new bag of gormet mixed nutz that I got at Whole Foods and they was asspensive! and he went ":-O" and i was like, "See! why you and mom gotta be all up steppin on my nutz! Now step up off my nutz!" and then my dad went, "hahahahha! oh! your mother and I assummed you was talking about your testicles! hahahaha!" and then i was like, ":-O"
 
     
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Okay listen...   
08:00pm 09/09/2004
 
mood: exanimate
music: Box of Rain, The Dead
Yep. My day went lyke this.

I got up.

I went on the bus.

The bus brought me to to school.

I peed my pants, just getting so excited about school.

Saw my best friend.

Got into a fight with The Woodstock Hillbilly.

Got on the bus.

Cried when i got home.

I love school.

I learn goodly..
 
     
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hmmm   
04:18pm 08/09/2004
 
mood: predatory
music: Sparkle, Phish
Yeah well i haven't updated in forever.

Well school started, and i met friends. Amazing, huh?

I went to the fair, with shiniqua hermita and sometymes donte and such.

Then i went back on Sunday.


And i went to school today.

And i'm going to school tomorrow...

I lyke school.

I lyke it alot.

What does predatory mean?
 
     
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-->oh, no don't close your eyes   
08:29pm 14/08/2004
 
mood: high
music: Chimes of Freedom, Bob Dylan
Hola!

Haha Jenn slept over the other night. It was insane. She's insane.

We recorded the Grandma Song, and Everything. Haha

We hung out with Lyle too. We all went to the Flying carpet, where Lyle said *rather loud* "I wonder how much weed they smoke a day"

We went to the Gathering basket, where we kinda made a big mess.

Then me and jenn had this giant egg fight outside of the Gathering Basket...dfhujdfas

Then we went to the hyde and tipped the porter potty because we're bad lyke that....and all the pee was leaking out...mmmmm....hhaha, and we could hear all the shit comming out and hitting the ceiling, because we tipped it lyke this *the lines represent the porter potty. First we tipped it to the side then rolled it so the ceiling on the ground, and everything was lyke comming out, and we could hear all splashing on the ceiling, and then we rolled it out to the other side...haha. Then Katie dropped it, and it made a HUGE noise. so we all ran. The end.

Then we walked our way down to the Hyde fountian, where we had one of our "Really bad ideas" so me and jenn jumped into it *no shoes* fully clothed, and we were lyke swimming, splashing and having a real good tyme...till Lyle and Katie jumped up and screamed "Someones comming!!" and they started running, so me and jenn ran out of the fountain, i slipped on the marble, and fell on the concret..then they started laughing and said they were jk...so we went back to the fountain and swam more. The end.

Haha me and Zach's convo

a7x uc: becka bybergo has an accent
a7x uc: from like canada
a7x uc: lol
CandyKissedRazor: Hahah, i know..i dont get it, because shes born in the USA
a7x uc: lol
a7x uc: her sister dont have an accent
CandyKissedRazor: i know
CandyKissedRazor: Becka lykes to be different
a7x uc: she musta came out the wrong hole
CandyKissedRazor: yes.
CandyKissedRazor: OR she was adopted..
CandyKissedRazor: hmm..
a7x uc: or she was stolen from canada
CandyKissedRazor: yes.
CandyKissedRazor: probably
a7x uc: OR maybe she learned how to walk when she was like 1 cause shes so smart and then she needed a smart accent
CandyKissedRazor: ORRR, she learnt to walk when she was 1, and then walked all the way to Canada, and lived there by herself on the streets, for many many years until someone found her and sent her back to her parents

The end.

-Kalin
 
     
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-->If it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid   
06:02pm 12/08/2004
 
mood: bored
music: Gravel, Ani
Hola!

Me llamo Kalin e I'm home from Florida. Wonderful, eh?

Nothing really exciting to write about

Katies here. For the whole week. It's fucktacular.

Yeeep. Jenns commin over. I can't wait to see it.

I talked to Jake on the PHONE yesterday..haha...he sounds so different on the telephone then in person.

Thats it basically...

Yeah
 
     
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-->WhoA   
11:34pm 31/07/2004
 
Which Drug are you most likely to be addicted to? by hoodedcarrot
Name
Age
Drug YouCrack
Will it kill you?Yes
Reason you startedmoney issues
Quiz created with MemeGen!


HOLY FUCKING SHIT! haha, how did they know?!? Thats soooo weirrddd. Everyone should take this test because i can ASSURE yu it's right! Ask katie to take it, and if it says pot, then it's RIGHT! dsjkdfs!!

Okay listen, yu need to vote down at the entry below \/ okay?

It took me 15 minutes to copy, paste and write what i'm writing now. I'm not doing anything else but this...yeeep. I'm pretty stoned...haha. Earlier today it took me almost a hal hour to go to the kitchen, make popcorn and get soda....i just kinda sat down to take a "break"...yeaah...drugs errr bad...

I went skaaating with this man named mark. Mark be 16 and he's wiicked good. He's my craaazy merme's craaaaazy friend's grandson. I tried to do what he was doing, but then i gave up shortly after falling and hitting my nose *not just my head..but my nose dead on* onto some car's hood...yes...it still hurts...Buuuut i guess thats why yu don't skate in jam packed parking lots, huh?

Then we rented Jackass 1-3 seasons, and waaatched them. The end.



X.x.X.x.Kaaaalin.x.X.x.X

Remember...it's up to yu fellow American pigs...*vLvOvOvK vDvOvWvN* and VOTE VOTE VOTTTTE

^ That entry took me 27 minutes..
 
     
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-->VoTe voTE vOTe yU FILthY aMERIcaN PIggIEs   
11:55pm 29/07/2004
 
mood: determined
music: Stars and Stripes, Anti Flaaaag
Hello children

Alright. Me and Katie are fed up with Kerry and Bush. Sooo we decided that WE ARE GONNA RUN FOR PRESIDENT. But unfourtnetly, we both wanna be president, so we're running against each other.
Kalin J. Rogers III- MichealJacksonist
Katie E. Dvorsky-Democran

Our heated debate

Cash 32 Shock: KALIN HAS A SMALL PEENUS
CandyKissedRazor:If i am presidante, i will do a better job then Katie, because unlike her, i can COUNT TO 37 WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK!!
Cash 32 Shock: KALIN DOES NOT SUPPORT EATING FETUSES- BUT I ASK YOU, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, HOW WIL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT OUR MAIN SOURCE OF NUTRIENTS?
CandyKissedRazor: UNLIKE KATIE, I SUPPORT CHILD AND PREIST RELATIONS, FOR I THINK THAT IT IS IMPORTNAT FOR EVERY LITTLE BOY TO HAVE A LITTLE PIECE OF JESUS IN THEM...EVEN IF IT IS FOR ROUGHLY 15 SECONDS
Cash 32 Shock: KALIN PLANS TO KEEP THE TROOPS IN IRAQ, WHILE THE REAL EVIL POWER RAMINS UNTOUCHED. I BELEIVE IN REMOVING THE TROOPS AND RELOCATING THEM TO THE LAND OF THE REAL TERRORISTS- CANADA! WE WILL TAKE DOWN THAT DIRTY CORPORATION OF HOCKEY PLAYERS AND MAPLE SYRUP, EH!
CandyKissedRazor: IF KATIE IS ELECTED, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF OUR OWN MONEY WILL GO TWORDS HELPING THE NEEDY CHILDREN IN AFRICA. NOW WHO THR FUCCCK CARES ABOUT KIDS? ESPECAILLY IF THEY'RE NOT AMERICANS
Cash 32 Shock: Kalin plans to KILL our long-time prisoner- Saddam Huessein- as soon as she comes to power. I ask you, No, I beg you not to let her have that power. Vote for me, and I will teach Saddam to dance beautifully, so instead of having his life wasted, he can provide wonderful, artistic entertainment for all Americans! WAIT! We'll have him dance NAKED every day at five! Yes, citizens, I said FIVE, so that all people, including the children, can appreciate the wonders of his flabby glutes and floppy wee-wee!
CandyKissedRazor: AMERICA. I AM NORMALLY LAUGHED AT, BECAUSE I AM 14 AND RUNNING FOR PRESIDANT. I AM LAUGHED AT BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SOLVE FOR THE SQUARE ROOT OF ANYTHING, AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW TO SAY "MY LIFE IS IN YUR HANDS, JERIMIA" IN SPANISH. BUT I CAN ASSURE YU, I CAN RUN A COUNRTY BETTER THAN KATIE!! YES I CAN! AND I WILL!
ONCE KATIES PUT INTO POWER, SHE HAS PLANS TO FIND THE REMAINS OF HITLER, AND PUT HIM BACK TO POWER! SHE WANTS TO KI;LL HER RUNNING MATE, AND MAKE HITLAH HER VICE PRESIDANTE. I SHIT YU NOT AMERICA. IF KATIE IS ELECTED, HITLER WILL BE RUNNING THE STREETS, AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO DO "HEIL HITLAH! HEIL KATIE" AND GET ON THEIR KNEES, WHILE THEY TAKE TURNS PISSING IN PEOPLES MOUTHS. NOW WHO WANTS THAT?
Cash 32 Shock: Kalin supports the law that says "when a man fathers a child, he must pay child supprot until that child is 18" WHERE IS THE JUSTICE FOR ALL THE POOR BABY-DADDIES OUT THURR? I rep for the fellas on this one, yanawmean? NO CHILD SUPPORT! I say, "once ya give a chick all the dick, you stuck, so you guys can give 'em half, and still be one step up!"
CandyKissedRazor: KATIE WANTS TO GIVE SENIORS HEALTH PLANS! PAY OUR MONEY TO THESE DIEING OLD SACKS OF WORTHLESSNESS. WHAT CAN AN OLD PERSON BRING TO THE COMMUNITY? WHAT CAN THEY DO FOR YU? YU MUST ASK YURSELF, WHY WASTE YUR MONEY ON THE OLD PEOPLE, WHEN THEY'RE GONNA DIE SOON ANYWAY? I SEE IT AS A POOR INVESTMENT, A WASTE OF MONEY. MONEY THAT COULD GO TO MORE USEFULL THINGS, SUCH AS THE KKK, AND NAMBLA *northen american man love association, whick fully supports men and child realtions*
Cash 32 Shock: Well, Americans., that conclude my speech. And in my final statements,I say...
KALIN HAS A PUSSY!!
Err... annnnd...
HEIL KATIE! Wait, no..
VOTE KATIE!!!
CandyKissedRazor:i must leave yu with one thought.
Do yu wanna die?
If so! Vote for katie
And remember
ONCE YU GO BLACK, YU'LL NEVA GO BACK, Yo

So, leave a comment or "chew one" and tell me, just who yu are vorting for. And at the end of...umm. sometyme i WILL talle the votes.

XoXoXoXoXo biaatch
X.x.X.x.Kalin.x.X.x.X
 
     
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-->Her Eyes Grew Dim and then Died..and the Posion Inside Reached her Heart   
09:54pm 24/07/2004
 
mood: shocked
music: Date Rape, Sublime
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My merme...for being so dsjfdns
2. What is your weapon of choice? Hehehe. Medieval spiked battle flail..yu know..the pointy ball on the stick, that yu swing?
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Only if they hit me first..
4. How about of the same sex? Muhahaha
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Jenn probably
6. What is your pet peeve? Peepole who go on and on about how great they are.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Clean my room
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? um...probably around 4pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Jesus
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "I swear officer, he raped ME then stabbed HIMSELF in the back"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? hells yeah. hair-orgami anyone? those glamourous up-do's.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Yesterday. 4 miles biaaa
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Erm, once maybe

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Erm...i normally only drink water, orange juice, and apple juice..so..idk
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? neither :)
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? ooh copious amounts of vodka i blacked out a few times, and ended up lying outside on my back, watching the stars shake...so very drunk.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? YES! RICHARD SIMMIONS!
5. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? depends on my mood.
6. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? hhaha. More lyke house plant..

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? um. 4?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family? isdkfdsnf
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? yeah
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? eyes. and lips.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Newbury comixz
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Druugggs boooozzee and strippers/whores
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich. i wouldn't like to see my private life splashed across the gossip magazines.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yup.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? me?.. with illegally downloaded mp3s? never!

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? My parents. For raising me to be such a dysfunctional little girl
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? That i'm 14..and i still haven't gotten arrested.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I wanna be just lyke my dad...HITLAH
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No. I'd be HAPPY!
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? yup. coloring competitions.. against 6yr olds! Haha..those bitches still won..
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Haha on tests
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? woke up before 12pm.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? Jenn's chicken dance elmo, and Katie accustic geetar
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? A hippie..ylek Ani or something
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? One of the olsen twins...mmm..crack
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yep!
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I wish i had one green eye, and one blue..yu know..lyke a doggy?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? something called self esteem?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really. i was just bored.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? anger...i don't know really.

LAST:
last kiss: Hmm. I dont remember really.
last good cry: a few weeks ago.
last library book checked out: Lady:My life as a bitch. It's REALLY geigh
last movie seen: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
last book read: just finished "One of those hideous books where the mother dies
last cuss word uttered: cunt faced asshole...i was talking to a kitty..that scratched me
last beverage drank: apple juice
last food consumed: Brocoli
last crush: fdsjds. Idk, Bell
last phone call: about 2 hours ago. My mom called
last tv show watched: Red sox game
last time showered: this morning.
last shoes worn: my dc's...even though they're falling apart.
last cd played: in the car -Nirvana, In Utero..in my Cd playa- Tapping the vein, The Damage
last item bought: Something at Seaworld for my sister
last downloaded: Sublime, Date Rape *turn table remix*
last annoyance: Tom being a pain in the ass
last disappointment: I got sick today
last soda drank: Oh god...umm, i'd say coke
last thing written: by hand? A wonderful lovley poem
last key used: to get inside the door
last word spoken: Fuck off tom, yu get it at 11
last sleep: this morning.
last im: to courtshizzle
last sexual fantasy: Bob Barker...mmmmm..
last weird encounter: Me and jenn AND katie saying the SAME thing at the SAME tyme, and it was COMPLEATLY random too.
last ice cream eaten: mm. sorbet.
last time amused: about 1/2 hour ago, with court
last time wanting to die: Umm, not that long ago.
last time in love: Love is for loooosers
last time hugged: By C-C..haha C-C's the coolest
last time scolded: A while ago, for calling tom something to the effect of a homosexual sadist bitch. or something
last time resentful: lots of times.
last chair sat in: this computer one...thats i'm sitting in
last lipstick used: negatory....strawberry chap stick.
last underwear worn: currently - It has a Jamacan smiley on it, and it says "smile mon" 1.00 at wal mart.
last bra worn: A black one.
last shirt worn: Ralph
last webpage visited: My blurty..

THE END...

An annoncment ladies and gentel men.

COURTSHIZZLES NOT GHETTO ANYMORE!! Haha, she told me!! She said shes "skater" even though she doesn't skate...ohhh courtney...She retired her green jumpsuit and converse weapons for dickies and etnies sneakers! haha

Well yesss..

Xoxoxoxo bitch

X.Kalin
 
     
x.Tear me open.x.
 
-->FoR tHe cOPS CAn dO No wRONG, TheY CaN KilL, tHey cAn RApE, tHey CaN Do WhAT tHEy WanT   
05:22pm 22/07/2004
 
mood: pessimistic
music: Fuck Police Brutality, by mother fuckin Anti Flag
Hello children.

This past week has been interesting...

Thursday Jenn and Katie slept over..nothing spectacular happened though. We took pictures...yeah...
We skated at hyde...while Katie played B-Ball yo. And we took a walk down to the stream to smoke crack...and uhhh, look at the waterfall. But the waterfall dried up, and my lighter didnt work. So we walked home. me and

Friday me and Katie saw Adam and Brendan for lyke 20 minutes. But then, they sketched us out...a lot...and so we went home. The end.

Saturday i flew out to florida. It was grand. Me and my brother had no idea what the fuck we were doing. I ended up spilling my soda all down his leg, which resulted in him getting excired and happy. We got lost, but ended up finding my grandparents.

Sunday We went shopping and i met my grandparents friends. My grandma's friends JUST lyke her..haha..they lean over electical fences and feed horses together, while getting zaped. haha..jsdfdns

Monday i went to Orlando..and went to GATORLAND!!!! I had a mother fuckin "swamp stompin tyme"...it was FANTASTIC!!! I got to see me self some REAL LIFE gators!!! REAAAL GATOOORS!!! And i met a guy named Thomas...who lives in England...isn't that awesome? haha. The best part of Gatorland was during a show, one of the middle aged *not fully grown, but not a baby* attacked one of the trainers, and the whole crowed was asked to leave....our hotel was shit...but thats okay :). It had a WATERSLIDE! with WATER INSIDE IT! and it was shaped lyke a PYTHON!!!!! Pretty fucking amazing! And the elevators were shitty, and it would bounce when it went to shut, and some lady got her purse broken because the doos shut on it, and we were going up..and it was all fnjdsffmds. Yeeep.

Tuesday i went to MAGICAL KINGDOME!! Disney theme park, if yu lack information about the Wonderful World of Disney. I saw my most FAVORITE peepole in the world there...The White Rabbit, ALICE IN WONDERLAND, The Mad-Hatter! I got pictures with ALL of them too. The only thing that was dissapointing was that Alice is suposed to be from England...and Alice's english accent SUCKED! haha...

Wednesday i went to seaworld!! fuccck yeaaah. Haha my grandparents fought all day...lyke normal..haha. I pet a real life DOLPHINE and STINGRAY!!! yep, whos the shit now? haha. Theeen i saw the best show..Clyde and Seamond pirate adventures...it was amazing. they're sealions, that are on a pirate ship, looking for treasure. Now WHO WOULDNT LYKE TO SEE THAT?!?!. haha. it was wonderful. I got a sunburn too. It's very nice.

Today i havent done much. I played lacrosse for lyke 3 hours, then showered at c-C's because my grandparent's/brother were gone, and it was raining, and i had no way of getting inside. The end. haha

I can't waiittt to get home. To see BEEEELLLLL! And my friends...haha. My perpe's sick, so i dont think we'll be doing anything any tyme soon.

Well gtg

Xoxoxoxo bitch
X.x.X.x.Kalin.x.X.x.X
 
     
x.Tear me open.x.
 
-->WhEN YuR a bIG STaR...wiLL yU MIsS THe eARTh?   
07:34pm 14/07/2004
 
mood: loved
music: Caress me Down, Sublime..:)
Caitlin Child 09: ok when i use to think of you i use to think of the floors near the entrence in wallmart
Caitlin Child 09: its weird
CandyKissedRazor: ....what the fuck
Caitlin Child 09: ok, but its the floor not near the rug in walmart, but inbettween the cheakout lines near the clothes
Caitlin Child 09: what do you think of when you think of me?
Caitlin Child 09: :-D
CandyKissedRazor: hot..sex..on the beach..

Haha...ohh caitlin...ohhh dear...<333 ya muuucho

Xoxo
X.x.X.x.Kalin.x.X.x.X
 
     
x.Tear me open.x.
 
-->yO mOTHeR FUckER..WEEEEEEEEE   
06:04pm 12/07/2004
 
mood: amused
music: Weeeeeeeeeeee, Three Brain
JRC1008: one time i ran on my treadmille for and hour and after that, i felt like i was on it
CandyKissedRazor: yeah thats joggers high
CandyKissedRazor: haha
JRC1008: like my legs kept going whkgehgsdfg
JRC1008: haha
JRC1008: I GOT HIGH!!!??
CandyKissedRazor: YES
JRC1008: YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!111
JRC1008: mwhaha i can get high qithout getting in trouble
JRC1008: YUEy}~=af!~

yeeeep. thats jenn...
 
     
x.Tear me open.x.
 
-->it BInDs My WRisTs anD iT tHROws Me DOwN   
01:52pm 11/07/2004
 
mood: sleepy
music: Beautiful, Tapping the Vein
Heelllo children.

Haha this weekend was a fucking blast! haha

I went camping with mah number one bitch. It was fucking awesome.

There were LOTS for creeps at the campsite, lyke the retard rapist, and the Red Truck..haha.

We went swimming and ish..it was grand..

I met the love of my life at camp... he was sooo hott and funny! And easy to talk to, and a REALLY good listener. He seemed so athletic! With big muscles and i bet he'd be good in the sack. He went by many names..Heram..Hermy..Hermeth..or if he happened to be a womyn, Hermita. But then..he ran away!! And we couldn't find him!! I KNOW WHY! That little bitch didnt want to pay child suport! Haha, me and jenn were having "Herman withdrawls" and we'd start shaking on the ground and shaking..haha.

We met a friend!! His name is Jake, and he's a roller boy! haha, he's lyke spider man, he can jump long and high distances, and he's rather bendy. He has super cool hair..it's multi colored..haha.

My mom and hitler be fighting. I enjoy it. haha..hitler said he's leaving. gee golly i wish he would.

I'm really tired. I haven't gotten a lot of sleep latley.

I think thats where i'm goin....to go to bed. dsjsd. Soo fucking tired.

XoXoXoXo bitch
X.x.X.x.Kalin.x.X.x.X
 
     
x.Tear me open.x.
 
-->I wAS LOckEd iNTo BEinG MY moTHERs DaUGhTeR   
06:32pm 07/07/2004
 
mood: exhausted
music: Out Of Range, The one and only mother fuckin Annnniiii
How to make a kalin
Ingredients:

5 parts anger

5 parts self-sufficiency

5 part beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lust


Username:


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Haha yeeeaaah.

I'm going camping tomorrow with Jennifer Rose! Katie didnt wanna come cuz she had plans :(:( Katie! We'll miss yu! haha.

I'm gonna have to miss Brendans party, but thats okay, because it's better i don't see him, after what i said yesterday. Haha, i'm so lyke afraid of him. Haha, it was so weird. I'm such a fuck up. Brendan yu know i ment GUY not YU haha.

I'm really tired. I went to bed at lyke 3, and my mom woke me at 6:30 because i had to go with her to work, since my aunt called out. I cleaned a lesbian feminist house. They had A LOT of kitties..haha.

When i got home at 12, i went to bed till lyke 4, then got up and went back to work. haha.

I'm going back to bed now.

XoXoXoXo bitch
X.x.X.x.Kalin.x.X.x.X
 
     
x.Tear me open.xor 1 x.Gash.X .
 
-->GiVE mE ThE quATeR fiRSt...fInE   
11:29pm 06/07/2004
 
mood: apathetic
music: Some Ani song..haha I <3 her
Star the ones that apply to you.

*01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions.
*02. I don't watch much TV these days.
03. I love broccoli.
*04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.
06. I once slept on a toilet.
*07. I love playing video games.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch "One Tree Hill".
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders, they are adorable, especially the ones with bright colors on their backs.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like George W. Bush.
*15. People are cool.
*16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have a Toyota and a pool.
*18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I'm really, really smart.
*21. I've never broken someone's bones.
*22. I have a secret.
23. I hate rain.
24. I drink health juice.
*25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates.
27. I love Vietnamese food.
28. I would hate to be famous.
*29. I am not a morning person.
*30. I have semi-long hair.
31. I have short hair.
33. I'm pure Afghan.
34. My legs are two different sizes.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear those long ass socks.
*37. I can roll my tongue.
38. I like the way that I look.
39. I'm obsessed with Italian food.
40. I know how to french braid.
*41. I can be pessimistic or optimistic whenever I want.
***********42. I have a lot of mood swings.
*43. I skateboard/snowboard .
*44. I think that skateboarders are HOT. (it kinda depends on the person...njgdfgmd)
*45. I'm in a band. (projectile vomiting..fuck yeah!)
46. I have talent.
*47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (sometymes)
48. I think that I'm popular.
*49. I am currently single. (NOT looking..haha)
*50. I can swim.
51. My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
52. I practically live on the comp.
*53. I love to shop.
54. I would classify myself as either punk or goth.
*55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I shop at Abercrombie/American Eagle, and ADMIT IT.
57. I'm obsessed with my livejournal.
58. I don't hate anyone.
*59. I know how to square dance. (fuck yeah man!)
60. I have a unibrow. (wtf?)
61. I'm completely embarassed to be seen with my mom. (i love my mom!!!!)
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in God. (dont know)
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
65. I know how to play the tuba.
*66. I need coffee to live.
*67. I have had a boyfriend before.
*68. I've rejected someone before.
69. I currently like someone and they have no idea that I like them.
*70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
*71. I want to have kids when I get older. (maybe)
72. I have changed a diaper before.
73. I've called the cops on a friend before.
*74. I bite my nails.
*75. I crack my knuckles.
*76. I'm not allergic to anything.
77. I love Broadway plays, and have been to at least 3.
*78. I have no idea who the 38th president was.
79. I plan on seeing Mary Kate and Ashley's new movie.
80. I am completely shy around the opposite sex.
81. I am online 24/7.
82. I have at least 25 away messages saved.
*83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party.
**84. I loved Rush Hour.
85. I've read all five of the Harry Potter books.
86. If I were a dwarf, I would be Dopey.
*87. When I was a kid I played with G.I. Joe. (He used to marry baribe!)
88. I dont mind country music.
*89. I would die for my family.
90. I think that Juicy Fruit is the best type of gum.
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
*92. I'm paranoid.
93. I would love to be Demi Moore because Ashton Kutcher's a major hottie.
94. I love the Beatles.
*95. I know all the words to 'I'm a barbie girl'.
*96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
*98. I like watching movies.
99. I want this damned thing to be over!
*100. I'm happy.
*101. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
*102. You watched the Pound Puppies.
103. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
104. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish. (hahahaaa)
*105. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-Sitters Club and tried to start a club of your own.
106. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
107. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on "Blossom."
****108. Two words: M.C. Hammer
*109. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock."
*110. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
111. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales."
112. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
*113. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
114. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen.
115. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail Day in computer class at school.
*116. You played the game "MASH."
117. You wore a Jordache Jean jacket and you were proud of it.
*118. L.A. Gear
119. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.
120. You remember reading Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and all the Ramona books.
121. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF."
122. You wanted to be a Goonie.
*123. You even wore flourescent clothing.
**124. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
125. You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
*126. You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (Beauty and the Beast!!*
127. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
128. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.
129. You remember Hypercolor T-shirts.
130. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
131. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up.
*132. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged friendship bracelets.
*133. You owned a pair of jelly sandals.
**134. After you saw "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" *yes!! <333*
135. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
136. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
*137. You even got seriously injured on a Slip 'n' Slide. (i flew head first into my back porch, which is concret*
*138. You have even played with a Skip-It.
*139. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonald's. *well, a girl scout meeting/ birthday thang*
140. You've gone through this list occasionally saying "awesome."
141. You remember Popples.
**142. "Don't worry, be happy."
143. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights.
*144. You wore socks scrunched down.
*145. "Miss Mary MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK, with silver BUTTONS, BUTTONS, BUTTONS all down her BACK, BACK, BACK!"
146. You remember boom boxes vs. CD players.
*147. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.
*148. You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"
**149. You remember watching "Rainbow Brite" and "My Little Ponies."
150. You thought Doogie Howser was hot. (oh of course.. lol)
*151. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. *he scared be cecause he used to eat cats!!*
152. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.
*153. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell." (Zachs a hottie!! haha jp..)
154. You know all the words to Bon Jovi.
155. You played and or collected "Pogs."
*156. You used to pretend that you could transform into a Power Ranger. (the yellow one*

Whoa..haha. Yeeeeah i was so bored. Now i must go..to leave my friends. Buut before i do, I must sing a little song

My name is Jesus
And i'm a robot mechinism
Pinky feminist
A BJ queen..

XoXoXoXo Bitch
X.x.X.x.Kalin.x.X.x.X
 
     
x.Tear me open.x.
 
-->i Am BrEAkInG dOWn   
12:37am 06/07/2004
 
mood: sleepy
music: The Damage, Tapping The Vein
Hello children.

The forth was the shit. Haha

We went to a "Church Jamberee"...Jenn's Jamberee dance made it SUPER COOL!

We had a lot of fun with balloons, and we hung out with DYLAN! Haha, i'm soo gonna miss him!!! I'm having a "going away" party for him!! I AM!! haha

We went to katies house after...it was interesting.

We wrote the BEST song!! About Jenn's grandma Philis! haha.

We tried doing spells, but they didn't work. We also wanted to hold a seaonce, but then Jenn and Katie chickend out...dbhdfs!! haha.

Everytyme Katie left her room, even for a second, me and Jenn would light candels, and put them on the floor, and meditate. Haha.

Jenn didn't stop watching me sleep till lyke 4:30, so i only got a few hours of sleep.

We went to the mall today. I got a Tapping The Vein CD :):).

Well Katie's here. So I'm out.

XoXoXoXo bitch
X.x.X.x.Kalin.x.X.x.X
 
     
x.Tear me open.x.