| Liquor and Wine joke. |
[21 Oct 2008|02:10pm] |
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What did you drink with breakfast?
Liquor and wine!
What did you drink with lunch?
Liquor and wine!
What did you drink with dinner?
Liquor and wine!
What did you do when your wife used hand sanitizer after a porta-potty visit?
Lick 'er and whine!
Okay. Well, it made my sister and me laugh really hard.
Dwayne, Lindsey, Ella, and I went to a pumpkin patch this weekend. There was a hay ride (devoid of all hay), a tractor pull, a huge blow-up pumpkin bouncer, a corn maze, a bubble machine, a trout tank (for fishing), and various other activities and foods and stuff.
I thought the corn maze would be scary because every maze I've attempted in my life has caused me to have a claustrophobic panic attack. This includes mirror mazes and two hay bale mazes. The corn maze wasn't scary at all. Maybe if the paths hadn't been cut so wide and/or I'd gone at night, it would have been a different story. (Not that I wanted to get scared. It was just sort of a let down when I'd psyched myself up to confront my fear and all and then it turned out there was nothing to be afraid of.)
For reasons that no one can guess, Dwayne decided to lick my hand at one point. He spent the next several minutes foaming at the mouth and spitting. Weird.
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