| My Magic 8-ball might be fucking with me. |
[26 Mar 2008|04:39pm] |
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Today I asked the Magic 8-ball if the sky is currently gray and cloudy, if Niña is fluffy, whether Specific Editor will buy my friend Mandy's manuscript, whether Agent A will offer me reprensentation, whether Agent B will offer me representation, whether Agent C will offer me represententation. The answer to all of these questions was some variation of "yes."
WHOA!!!!!!!
But then I started doubting the validity of the answers. I mean, that is too much good stuff. So, I asked, "Does Dwayne love me?"
It said, "Very doubtful."
I suspect that Dwayne really does love me. Unless the 8-ball knows something I don't know! So, I'm wondering whether it has been lying to me all day or if it just got irritated that I asked another "tester question." I am resisting the urge to ask it to clarify.
(FYI: I don't really believe in the Magic 8-ball. At least, I don't think I do. But if all these things do come to pass, I might have to start believing my Mom's theory that The Devil is in control of Magic 8-balls. Except... why would The Devil be able to predict the future? That seems like something only A God would be able to do.)
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| Bite me. |
[26 Mar 2008|05:36pm] |
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You know how sometimes you'd accidentally bite the inside of your lip while you're eating something and then it gets all big and swollen so then you keep accidentally biting it over and over while you continue to eat and the cycle just keeps going?
I know that feeling, too! It happened to me yesterday, so I tried to avoid eating most of today to give it some time to heal. But then I got too hungry and had tacos. Things we going swell for a time. But then I bit myself again. REALLY hard.
Ow.
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