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Almost packed. [22 Oct 2008|08:48pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Everyone's packing. I'm packing, too! Just for something different. :-(

We leave for Kona on Saturday morning and will come home the following Sunday. While we're gone, we will golf (I'll do a maximum of 9 holes each at a maximum of two courses), go to a luau, snorkel (even though I'm not a big fan of snorkeling), hike in the rain forest and to the lave flow, parasail (unless I chicken out), and other... stuff that I don't know about yet!

I'm looking forward to it even though I'm stressed about leaving work with all the month-end paperwork up in the air for someone else to take care of, missing a week of writing while I'm enrolled in a writing class, and all the bloody money we're inevitably going to spend.

Ah, well. I'm trying not to think of those things. And the writing thing might work out anyway. I'm going to try going back to my roots (ha!) and see how writing by hand feels. I haven't done it since spring of aught-five. The only things I hand write these days are notes planning for scenes, not the actual scenes themselves.

So, yeah, I'm going to try it again. I want to see if I can get in an hour or more a day (maybe much more on some days) with writing scenes by hand. If it ends up being cool and effective, I might have to start up a new routine when I get home where I actually leave the house for a while on writing days to keep from using the computer. Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself with all of this. I'm just looking forward to seeing how it will all work out!

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Memory. [22 Oct 2008|10:15am]
[ mood | indescribable ]

I might have posted this before. I don't remember!

When I was 16, I once dyed my hair very dark brown. Except, I left the dye on too long and my hair came out black. In addition, I always wore rather pale foundation and powder (because I thought it matched my skin best) along with dark lipstick. I didn't think there was anything weird or wrong with that.

Two years later, I started college. I started dating a guy who had graduated from my school a year ahead of me. He met up with some of his high school friends and told them about his new girlfriend. One of them was like, "Is she that girl who looked like a vampire?"

He said, "Yeah, that's her. But she looks different now because her hair's lighter and her skin's a little darker."

When he told me about the conversation, I was highly insulted. LIKE A VAMPIRE? Disgusting! I mean, I never knew I was that ugly and gross! It really hurt my feelings.

My boyfriend tried to tell me that someone thinking I looked like a vampire wasn't an insult. I never believed him.

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Liquor and Wine joke. [21 Oct 2008|02:10pm]
[ mood | blah ]

What did you drink with breakfast?

Liquor and wine!

What did you drink with lunch?

Liquor and wine!

What did you drink with dinner?

Liquor and wine!

What did you do when your wife used hand sanitizer after a porta-potty visit?

Lick 'er and whine!


Okay. Well, it made my sister and me laugh really hard.

Dwayne, Lindsey, Ella, and I went to a pumpkin patch this weekend. There was a hay ride (devoid of all hay), a tractor pull, a huge blow-up pumpkin bouncer, a corn maze, a bubble machine, a trout tank (for fishing), and various other activities and foods and stuff.

I thought the corn maze would be scary because every maze I've attempted in my life has caused me to have a claustrophobic panic attack. This includes mirror mazes and two hay bale mazes. The corn maze wasn't scary at all. Maybe if the paths hadn't been cut so wide and/or I'd gone at night, it would have been a different story. (Not that I wanted to get scared. It was just sort of a let down when I'd psyched myself up to confront my fear and all and then it turned out there was nothing to be afraid of.)

For reasons that no one can guess, Dwayne decided to lick my hand at one point. He spent the next several minutes foaming at the mouth and spitting. Weird.

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A.J. Finally! [16 Oct 2008|09:55am]
[ mood | weird ]

Since I was a teenager, I've wanted to name a boy using the first and middle initials A and J so he can be called "A.J." Because A.J. sounds adorable and awesome and cool (to me).

I chose an "A" name about ten years ago that I still love (an English name), but the "J" has been giving me trouble. Two or three years ago, I came up with a middle name I thought was perfect, but Dwayne wasn't so keen on it. But then, the other night, I was waiting in the car while Dwayne filled the car with gas and the true perfect middle name came to me OUT OF NOWHERE. (It's a Hebrew name.) Dwayne likes it, too. So, it's settled. For now.

We have the perfect name picked out for a son we never intend to have! Hooray!

Oddly, this does make me feel accomplished.

Now we'll eventually need to choose a name for the daughter we'll probably never have, too. The middle name is set, but the first name is completely open at this point. Update pending. (It might be a few years before we decide, just so you know.)

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Timeshare. [15 Oct 2008|09:34am]
[ mood | pleased ]

A long time ago, Dwayne and I bought a timeshare together. It was a few months before we got married. We did it because we happened to get a call for an information seminar the week after we had committed to doing more travel.

So, we bought the timeshare. Then we agonized over it. All this money! Payments for seven years! WHAT HAVE WE GOTTEN OURSELVES INTO?

The first two years, we weren't able to use it because of Circumstances. We talked about selling it around the three-year mark. And at the four-year mark. But once we hit five years and still had it, we decided that would be a stupid move to sell since we'd already paid so much of the interest.

Now, my friends [/McCain], the timeshare is paid off. As of yesterday, our final payment was withdrawn and we will never have to make that monthly timeshare payment again!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm off to buy a bottle of Dom to celebrate! (Just kidding. I'll save that for when I get a book deal.)

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This is what happens to me. [12 Oct 2008|10:13pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

It seems there is always some indie flick out there for me to obsess over. It starts with a preview that I see at the $3 theatre by my house. Then I wait and wait and search and search to find said movie. Often, the release date gets bumped. Repeatedly, even. Often, the movie will be in theatres for only a week or two. Which always happens to be when I'm too busy to go. Despite my diligence, I am thwarted. Until one day when I can FINALLY rent the thing. (Often up to a year after the obsession started.)

Three notable examples of this are THE ADVENTURES OF SEBASTIAN COLE, THUMBSUCKER, CHARLIE BARTLETT, and now, IN SEARCH OF A MIDNIGHT KISS.

In the case of the last one, Dwayne and I were in the U-District a few weeks ago on a Tuesday. While walking past, I saw that the movie was playing right then. We were 30 minutes too late, and the next showing was too late in the evening because Dwayne had to get up early for work the next day. He had band rehearsal on Wednesday, so we couldn't go that night. Then I had to work on Thursday night. On Friday, it was already gone.

So, I missed it. In hindsight, I should have gone by myself to the Wednesday showing. But, you see, I had no way of knowing that it would be gone before the weekend. (The weekend listings aren't posted until Thursdays.)

Now I get to spend who knows how long, waiting for this movie to either a) show up at the $3 theatre (seems unlikely) or b) come out on DVD.

Sigh, sigh.

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B-day posts. [06 Oct 2008|10:23pm]
[ mood | loved ]

Awww! Jess made me a birthday thread on the temporary WD! I only just saw it now. [heart]

Thanks, everyone, for all your birthday wishes posted here, there, Facebook, and MySpace, email, and Twitter. (Did I miss anywhere?)

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Husband stuff. [05 Oct 2008|08:49pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Yesterday, as Dwayne and I were leaving our house to head to a family get-together, he scraped his knuckles on something so badly he was bleeding. The only Band-Aids I had in my purse were pink Hello Kitty ones that I'd put in there for the back of my heels when I went to a writer's conference in the spring. Dwayne wanted skull & cross bones, but I didn't have any of those handy, so he went with the Hello Kitty instead.

The bandage was very noticeable, but he left it on all day--even when some of my cousins started giving him shit. "Nice Band-Aid, Dwayne!"

And that's why I love him. My favorite kind of husbands are the ones who wear will pink bandages in public AND JUST DON'T CARE.

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That sign. [02 Oct 2008|10:11am]
[ mood | stressed ]

Here (and maybe everywhere?), liquor stores don't have names. The signs just say, "LIQUOR & WINE."

I have spent the past 15+ years trying to come up with a good joke where "liquor & wine" is the punchline.

Lick her and whine!

Ha! You see what I did there? Ha ha!

Sadly, I have been unsuccessful at the actual coming up with the joke part of it.

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Heroes [24 Sep 2008|09:27am]
[ mood | groggy ]

HEROES must be back. My dream last night was leaning heavily toward the sci-fi genre.

I guess I missed the show more than I'd thought. I kept getting confused, though. It's been SO LONG since I've seen s2, I couldn't remember quite what everyone had been up to. Lots of "huh?" moments.

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Splurge. [20 Sep 2008|09:32am]
[ mood | pleased ]

Last night I drank a $15 glass of champagne. (Real champagne, as the waiter called it.) It was delicious. (Of course, I woke up feeling a little bit like hell this morning. This is my life, people.)

My birthday isn't for twelve more days, but since Linda's birthday is today, we did a combined dinner and celebrated her twenty-second and my thirty-first birthday last night. We (and thirteen family members) went to a nicer-than-Olive Garden Italian place in downtown Seattle for dinner and delicious, decadent dessert.

This was the birthday of gift cards for me, which is actually nice because there were only certain things I needed and this way everyone sort of pooled their resources so I could have them. I scored four Nordstrom gift cards so I can get one new pair of Privo shoes. Maybe even two! Also, a Borders card for John Green's new book coming out mid-October, Victoria's Secret card for a much needed new bra, and Gene Juarez salon so I can get a hair cut when I need one later this year without it being a hardship. Other than that, I got a few other items: chocolate, a crystal candy dish, a holiday cookbook, and Victoria Secret perfume. (It smells kind of like fruit punch--and is actually kind of appealing like that).

Dwayne and Lindsey didn't get me gifts yet. They say I have to wait until my actual birthday. Which... will be swell!

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What does this mean? [18 Sep 2008|11:49am]
[ mood | curious ]

I saw this in someone's signature at a forum.

When you marry the person you cheat with, you create a vacancy.

What does it mean? A vacancy of what?

(I know that I could ask the person who posted it. But I don't wanna.)

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Uglee Pikcher Meme [17 Sep 2008|08:42pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Do it!

the rules:

take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture.

Photobucket

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The good with the bad. [17 Sep 2008|08:01am]
[ mood | groggy ]

Cool things to wake up to.

1. Request for full manuscript from agent I've had my eye on since March.

2. Text from husband saying, Stay home and eat all the freaking chips, Min.


Uncool things

1. The cramps.

2. Headache.

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FUCK YOU, OFFICE FUCKING MAX. [06 Sep 2008|06:17pm]
[ mood | angry ]

Okay. So, you know how you can take old printer cartridges into stores and get cash or credit toward your next purchase? Right. So, Office Max has always had the best deal as far as I know. For every cartridge one brings in, one will receive $3 off their purchases. I needed both a color and a black cartridge for my printer today, so it seemed like a fantastic day to turn in the five empty cartridges I have here at home.

First, I grabbed what I intended to purchase. Then, at the register, Dwayne pulled out the empty cartridges and said to the associate, "We'd like to get a credit for these."

He said it in a total reasonable, polite way. The guy was all, "Do you have a rewards card?"

I shook my head and said, "Uh, no?"

He said, "Well, I can't give you a credit for those unless you have one."

Then he pulled out a sheet of paper, told me to take it home and fill it out, then to go online to set up my account. He was very curt, very rude, very uninformative. He scanned the purchase, scanned the code for each of the five cartridges, and told me the total. It was for the full price. I said, "What about the credit?"

He said, "You'll get that at the end of the month via email."

O-kay. I said to Dwayne, "I don't know if I want to do that."

I started racking my brain, trying to figure out if one of the other office supply stores in the area had a better plan. In those few seconds, the guy started gathering up my old cartridges in a huff like he was going to give them back to me because I dared to question if this is the best option for me. WHAT THE FUCK. The thing is, there didn't seem like a good reason why he had to be like that. It isn't like there was some huge line or anything for him to hurry and attend to. The store was practically empty.

I decided to go ahead with the purchase, but I was streaming about how rude he was from start to finish. Just a total asshole. Then, when I got home, I went on the Office Max site to see where I needed to go to set up this rewards card account. According to the paperwork I was given, I wasn't supposed to be doing this at all. The associate was supposed to have done it for me. So, I called the store and asked how to go about setting it up online by myself. The kid who answered said, "Um, well, our employees are supposed to do that for you. If you want to fill out that paper and bring it back here, we'll set it up for you."

Furious, I drove back to the store. There, a female employee told me the kid on the phone was wrong. I could have set it up online at home. I just would have had to go to some place on the upper right at the website. But, she said, "I don't know why the first person didn't do this for you, but I'll take care of it now."

So, she has my paper with the information. And supposedly she's going to set me up with an account so I can get my $15 credit for the cartridges at the beginning of October via email.

I am NOT pleased with the customer service. If the original dickhead had done his job correctly, this would have been a completely different situation.

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Further trauma! [03 Sep 2008|07:20pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]

As it wasn't enough having the doctor remove pieces of my insides today!

An hour ago, Dwayne gave me half of his bean burrito. I dipped it in ranch-seasoned sour cream, took a bite, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, chewed, swallowed, and then glanced down and noticed that the burrito in my hand was actually beef.

At that moment, I considered running to the bathroom and forcing myself to puke. But then I decided I hate puking more than I hate the idea that I just ate beef for the first time in over eighteen years.

Now, I'm kind of wishing I'd gone with the puking plan.

For the record, no, I didn't taste the difference. The dressing has a very strong taste and covered it up. But I did feel the difference in my mouth. Oh, and Dwayne apologized several times. He says he ordered "bean." So, it was Taco Time who messed up.

Here are my meat-consumption stats:
Last ate beef at age 12. (Until the one bite I had today.)
Last ate chicken and turkey at age 16.
Last ate fish at age 16. (Except for the bite I had at age 20, and the bite I had at age 25.)

The only other meats I've ever had are pork, prawns, shrimp, oyster, and crab. Those were all before I was 12 and only tried on one or two occasions each.

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One Tree Hill. [03 Sep 2008|02:39pm]
[ mood | silly ]

As you may recall, Dwayne and I started watching One Tree Hill this summer. We have now seen every episode to date, including the season 6 premiere episode from Monday night. (Dwayne has seen every episode of s1 - 4 twice.)

During these months, I've been very careful not to get spoiled. I couldn't read any message boards for the show because I knew that even the subject lines would spoil me for things I hadn't seen. (And, yes, I was still spoiled for some stuff. It was impossible not to be.)

So, now that I'm caught up, I can read almost anything I want about the show! It's fun and all, but I have to admit, I kind of liked it better when I was in my own OTH world where the only people I discussed it with were Dwayne, Lindsey, and my co-worker, Angie. I will readily admit that it's a trashy soap opera, but I don't want to hear those kind of criticisms from the rest of the world. It makes me feel like The World is taking something away from me!

Also, I've now learned about the warring factions of shippers. The Leytons vs. Brucas are the most volatile I've seen for a good, long while. It's totally bizarre to me that so many people hate Lucas, the main character, yet they all fight over which girl he should be with. It's actually bizarre to me that they hate Lucas at all. I mean, I get mad at him sometimes, but I still love him. It wouldn't be the same trashy soap opera without him! They call him "Lucass" on the message boards and talk about wishing he'd die!

Oh, my heart.

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Quizes. [30 Aug 2008|10:28pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Read more... )

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Weird dream. [30 Aug 2008|07:28am]
[ mood | groggy ]

Last night, I dreamed that I found out my friend, Jesse, died. He was burning some kind of weird candles because he was cold, and then fell asleep. There was something toxic in the smoke so he never woke up.

Oh, how I cried! And cried. Then, I ran outside to an old stone fountain, sank to my knees, and cried some more.

Later in the dream, I was at a family barbecue. Jesse showed up. (At my family barbecue?) I ran up to him all, "I thought you died! I've been crying so much!"

He was like, "That's weird. I didn't die. You must have dreamed all that."

Then he kissed the top of my head. (Which I really don't think he could pull off in real life. He isn't that much taller than me.)

What a roller coaster! The good thing is that ALL of it was a dream. I can't handle waking up after having dreams where someone who really is dead shows up and tells me they never died. Because then I have to accept that, yeah, they did.

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Damn these cats. [24 Aug 2008|01:55pm]
[ mood | angry ]

I just cleaned the house. I mean, it isn't totally clean yet, but the vacuuming and sweeping are done, specifically. It's really great. No clumps of cat hair, no pieces of moss, no dirt lying around. The thing is, I know it will only be dirty again by tomorrow. It will always be dirty.

I don't know what the deal is. I've lived with these cats for 6.5 years now. But during this past year I have gotten SO SICK of them. When they were kittens destroying everything, it was just a phase they were going through. It's just a thing kittens do. (By the way, I don't ever want another kitten.) When they destroyed one arm (is that what's called?) of our (then) brand new couch, I was pissed, but I mostly blamed Dwayne. (He wouldn't build or let me buy a scratching post because he thinks they're unsightly.) When they would pee in places they shouldn't I blamed a) Dwayne for not keeping the litter box clean enough (that's his job in this house. We agreed and shook on it years ago in exchange for me always doing the dishes) or b) Cameron for bringing his dog over to our house and scaring them.

But now, the cats have collectively turned the whole house into their litter box. If we leave any clothes out (particularly clean ones), they get peed on. If we leave the door open to the guest bedroom, it gets peed in. If we leave the door to my office open, they will come up and spray on the chairs, the walls, the books, and the stuffed animals. If Dwayne leaves the door to the garage or basement open, his drums and drum cases get sprayed. Two nights ago, Dwayne left his backpack on our bedroom floor. Early in the morning, someone peed on it. If we leave ANYTHING on the kitching fucking table, it will get peed on.

It isn't just one or two of them doing this like we used to think. All four cats have been caught in the act on multiple occasionsn now.

I've been reading all the tips online about this. Nothing is working. We have four litter boxes. Dwayne keeps them clean(ish). But sometimes, within minutes of the litter boxes being freshly cleaned, one of the cats will still pee somewhere else so I'm not sure if that is a factor. Cameron hasn't been over here for over a year, and therefore, neither have any dogs.

I took Angelus to the vet to see if something was wrong with him health-wise. The vet said there is nothing wrong with him at all, that households with more than three cats are almost guaranteed to have this problem, that the marking-their-territory thing is just an example of cats doing the things that cats do. She suggested that we let them outside more often. That hasn't worked one little bit. All it does is make them drag in more dirt that I have to clean up. NiƱa is now filthy half the time and getting matted (and when we removed one of her dreadlocks the other day, she got so upset that she peed all over Dwayne and the floor).

I can't handle it anymore. I don't even like being around the cats most of the time now because I know that at any minute I'll end up having to clean up after them. I don't like to invite people over because I can't tell if the whole house smells like pee or what. I have to keep changing our laundry detergent because when I've used a particular brand/scent to clean cat-pee-soaked clothes enough times, I start associating that smell with cat pee and then I'm paranoid all day that people think I smell bad.

I really don't know what to do with them anymore. There have been times when I ponder a cat's lifespan and wonder if I can really handle living with them for the duration. I've been thinking not.

Edit: So, I just sat on the couch with Angelus for a few minutes, petting him. He was being really sweet and cute. So, I felt bad for being so angry with him (and the others). But, I know that as soon as he's spraying on my beige furniture upstairs again, I am going to be in a mood to throw his ass outside and not let him back in. Really, we would all get along so well and I would be fine with putting up with all the other messes if they would just urinate in the proper place.

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