Professor-rat's Blurty

Psychc investigators
How do youse get a one-armed ABC journo out of a tree?*
Join ex-ABC reporter/compere Ellen Fanning as she gently probes the vicious censorship of coprophagous corporate tools that deny global warming for a living THEN breath heavily with Virginia Trioli as she licks army jackboots for a miserable excuse for a living as a current ABC stooge/reporter.

http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/about.htm

Parental guidance away recommended

* Wave to them

Render-Air
The ultra-budget airline

THE Federal Government wants to charge almost $2000 to release information regarding its knowledge of rendition, the forced transfer of terrorism-related prisoners between countries.
The Age has requested through freedom of information all correspondence and reports related to rendition the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet produced or received between January 2006 and January 2008.
In a preliminary assessment the department said it would charge $1912.90 to release 112 pages and has refused to reduce the cost on public interest grounds.
It has emerged Australia had knowledge the United States was intending to send Australian terror suspect Mamdouh Habib to be interrogated in another country after his arrest in Pakistan in 2001.
A spokesman for the Prime Minister's Department said the Government was committed to reform of the Freedom of Information Act.
He said decisions on whether the release of the rendition documents would be in the public interest were "made by the relevant departmental decision-maker and are matters for the department".
The department identified 45 departmental files "which may possibly contain documents referring to rendition". END EXTRACT

The RAT Institute is tired of paying for public service information and waiting over five years for heavily redacted files. Its no secret that we have workarounds to this corrupt state-of-affairs. These range from whistle-blowers to hacking to black-bag ops. The public may sleep easier knowing that the RAT has copies of all Anglosphere military personnel files and is presently taking steps to neutralize these state assets with standing kill/torture orders on their families. The operation is presently being extended to anyone who serves in frontline colonialist regimes. They will be treated just the same.

Rove the scab
Not Karl Rove - Rove McManus. I went there to see Lenny Henry... who was fine, but unfortunately he was sandwiched between a couple of obnoxious Rove segments. The first was Roves bit about the Sydney bloke caught with some recreational drug and the second about the unfortunate Corby family. Hey Rove mate; this is like cracking jokes about poor people being rounded up during the first failed prohibition - its practically scabbing.
Having an ex drop dead under you is no excuse mate, so straighten up and fly right - or else.

Anarchists would be outraged
'... Devrim wrote:

But why try to call people something that they wouldn't have called themselves?

In order to show links and similarities? To show that we have more in common than certain labels suggest....

Lenin called them it as an insult. They rejected it as one. Pannekoek called himself a social-democrat, a communist, a left communist, and eventually a council communist.
I think that it is intellectually dishonest to refer to him by a label you know he would have rejected. It is a type of political grave robbing.
Anarchists would be outraged if left communists started referring to Makno as a left communist for example.

Devrim...'

Not this anarchist Dev. And in relation to the Dutchman...I'd like to say a few words for the dear departed. I'd like to say that on Marxist terms , ie historical-materialist terms, the Dutchman substantially aligned his political position with anarchism. And as anarchism got there first ( by 50 years!) its safe to use the original ( and shorter) name for this phenomenon. Its also safe to say that when a Marxist tries to steal something you don't turn yr back on them.

Anarchists would be outraged

I'm Stoked
Peter Popoff (born July 2, 1946) is a German-born U.S. televangelist known as a faith healer. He performs crusade services on national television which include laying on of hands. His ministry is based in Upland, California, and is funded through donations. A widely popular minister in the 1980s, he went bankrupt in 1987 after James Randi and Steve Shaw debunked his methods by showing that instead of receiving information about audience members from supernatural sources, he received it through an in-ear receiver.

As seen on Ch7 - June 29. 2008

105 years old and he's dancing with Jill Singer

Baggin' Bambi
The Doofus-in-chief is going to Baghdad - good. We can take him out there Kirov style.
Who killed Bambi?

Who gives a shit if it leads to cheaper gas

Revolution in Akathisia
In Philip K. Dick's novel, ' A Maze of Death', the character Betty Jo Berm mentions, while describing an assortment of pills that she takes, "... "The blue ones are Stelazine, which I use as an anti-emetic. You understand: I use it for that, but that isn't it's basic purpose. Basically Stelazine is a tranquilizer, in doses of less that twenty milligrams a day. In greater doses it's an anti-hallucinogenic agent. But I don't take it for that either. Now, the problem with stelazine is that it's a vasodilator."

It can also wring yr neck, but my friend George says thats not a bug - its a feature

By any means necessary
I hate Illinois Nazis. Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of Obama HAS been approved.
Isn't it amazing to think that Barry fucking White was ever in important jobs in the US government?
Hey. Whatever the fuck happened to “trust but verify”?
It's like a fast fading nightmare where you can't remember all the details but your sense of fear and foreboding is still with you. I'm going to be sending money today to Sarah Twain. I support her because she is an extremely smart, truly progressive porn-star who will be a leader for our side in the congress-of-the-cigar at Al Caporno's.
As for myself , I have as much authority as the Pope; I just don’t have as many people who believe it. Shee-it.
Look at you in. those candy ass monkey suits. Youse were once a muthafuckin' great rhythm and blues band. You can make that live, breath and jump again. As for myself I've reached the limits of my tolerance for all this sexist crap in politics and I want to see it stopped by any means necessary.

Highway 69
Us rats have to stick together

Interstate 69, which is the North American Free Trade Agreement's (NAFTA) superhighway, has already been built from Ontario to Indianapolis. It is planned to extend into Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana and Texas. Once in Texas it would connect with the highways of the Plan Puebla Panama into Mexico. I-69 is set to continue it's construction from the River City (otherwise known as Evansville, IN) to Bloomington, IN in summer and fall of 2008. With over 400 people that will be evicted, 7,000 acres of land that will be paved over, communities across the Turtle Island (otherwise known as North America) that will be destroyed, the murder of countless animals, including endangered Indiana Bats, Bobcats and Shrews being killed off, people living in the River City area are taking their rage to the profiteers of I-69. - MORE ON

http://news.infoshop.org/

Save the desert squirrel please - for fucks sake

The dastardly Westernist conspiracy
Hegemony laid bare

'...Cosmopolitan anarchism is my version of post-left anarchism which stresses moral universalism, autonomism, libertarianism, and egalitarianism. Therefore, cosmopolitan anarchism promotes humanism and multiculturalism and advocates the abolition of the state, national boundaries, and capitalism in favor of a horizontal global network of interdependent voluntary associations, workers' councils and/or commons through which everyone will be free to satisfy their needs...'

Just as liberal feminists are frequently content with a minimal agenda of legal and social equality for women and 'pro-choice', so liberal (and even some socialist) mathematicians are often content to work within the hegemonic Zermelo-Fraenkel framework (which, reflecting its nineteenth-century liberal origins, already incorporates the axiom of equality) supplemented only by the axiom of choice. This must not stand.
Since "physical 'reality' ... is at bottom a social and linguistic construct", a "liberatory science" and "emancipatory mathematics" must be developed that spurn "the elite caste canon of 'high science'" for a "postmodern science [that] provide[s] powerful intellectual support for the progressive political project".
Even deconstructed cosmopolitan anarchism is no fit helper.

Goodbye lover - you kill me
'...In the ( Goodbye lover) film's favour, cinematographer Dante Spinotti updates the baroque air of sleaze he brought to L.A. Confidential, lingering over the upwardly-mobile Sandra's stiletto heels and the harsh lines of her blonde page-boy bob. (The enthralling figure of Barbara Stanwyck in Double Indemnity comes to mind.) Costume designer Theadora Van Runkle adds a playful edge to this decadence, squeezing Arquette into some memorably vampish parodies of the outfits in which she clothed Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde. (1967)...'

AND

'...Sandra belts out the hits of The Sound of Music to pep herself up. Handling such an ambiguous protagonist is new territory for Joffé, however, and he makes heavy work out of imbuing the murderous Sandra with an ironic, 'can-do' irrepressiveness. With each double-cross itemised in prolix detail, she's promptly lost in a welter of immaterial plot exposition.
Furthermore, the knowing inclusion of clips from Mildred Pierce (1945) and Pickup on South Street (1953) serves only to expose what the film lacks in comparison: namely, any hint at the underlying cause of Sandra's relentless self-advancement and a palpable suspense surrounding the myriad betrayals. ..'

From Anthony Roberts inspired assassinations to Alcoholics Anonymous...

You Kill Me finds Sir Ben Kingsley playing a hitman named Frank whose abuse of alcohol interferes with his ability to do his job. After messing up one particularly important killing, Frank's forced to leave Buffalo to dry out in San Francisco. Once there, he attends AA meetings and gets a job in a mortuary where he meets the uninhibited Laurel (Tea Leoni), a free-spirited woman who doesn't mind Frank's occupation in the least. So he's a drunk Polish hitman from Buffalo...no-ones perfect.

I'm looking over...
...those white cliffs of Obama

They say Bambi has a lock on the anal bleaching vote - but how do they know that?

Specific zones of abnormally high pigmentation such as moles and birthmarks may be depigmented to match to the surrounding skin. Conversely, in cases of vitiligo, unaffected skin may be lightened to achieve a more uniform appearance. The reason for singer Michael Jackson's change in skin is apparently vitiligo and depigmentation was used to achieve a more matching appearance. In Japan, geishas were (and still are) known for their painted white skin, which represents beauty, grace, and high social status. However, the skin-whitening products are not used in such a wide scale in Japan today. Geisha paint their skin white in geisha-based ceremonies to celebrate their culture and background.
In Iran, during the Achaemenid dynasty, farmers and civil workers used pure hydroquinone to keep their skin white and soft.

Today, skin whitening products are available in the form of creams, pills, soaps or democrat party KY lotions.

I stopped beating my wife
Why can't you?

The Senate has once again approved the "war cash" for Iraq. This story is pretty unremarkable, except that when we first saw the headline, we had a dyslexic moment and thought the Senate had just approved a car wash.
John McCain has a new ad and a new slogan: "Putting country first." Not very catchy, but more subtle than: 'Shut up you cunt'.

Barack Obama is "John Kerry with a tan "?

Excuse me.

John Kerry once had some fucking principles. Please.

Seriously though folks, the axis of evil has fallen on hard times and could use a little help. Now they're down to one only, all you have to do to relieve the tedium of world hegemony is send spare funds to Teheran. Yr inner Foucault will love you for it.

Marxism for dummies
Marxism is an authoritarian form of capitalism that seeks to rescue a moribund economic and social system through the smashing of all manifestations of working-class organization. Marxist governments historically carried out occupation and genocide abroad and repression at home in the interests of capitalists.

BREAKING...Ch 10 newsreader Spicy Tracer has revealed that she was recently on the verge of smothering her own mother with a pillow in order to save her from watching anymore Benny Hinn re-runs ON Ch 10. DEVELOPING...news at 11

Biding their time
Democrat party dickhead, Biden is on record as critical of Pakistani soldiers in favor of white supremacist/Euro's. Thankfully the Dino's only ever fire blanks.
TWO people including a child were in a critical condition today after live bullets were used instead of blanks during a French special forces open day, army and regional officials said.
Another two people are in a serious condition.
Seventeen people, 15 of them civilians and two of them soldiers, were injured in the bizarre incident, as parachutists from a marines parachute regiment demonstrated to the public the techniques involved in hostage liberation exercises.
According to the army toll, two are in a critical condition after "incomprehensible'' scenes at a barracks near Carcassone, in the country's southwest.
One soldier has been detained, although no explanation was immediately forthcoming for why the wrong ammunition was loaded into weapons.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy was urgently awaiting the results of a top-level military probe into the accident, according to a presidential statement.
A regional official, Bernard Lemaire, told France 3 radio that two civilians including one child were "critical''.

Homosexual panic attack
A group in a homosexual panic and claiming to represent almost half of the world's Anglicans has broken off relations with the Gay church in America, and challenged the authority of the Archbishop of Cunterbury.
Earlier the Archbishop was placed in bondage after being accused of sodomizing his chauffer.
Sodomy is punishable by 15 lashes in the UK, where the majority of the population is now Muslim.

Beria lives
Tania Branigan in Beijing The Guardian, Monday June 30, 2008 Article historyRioters set fire to official buildings in south-west China this weekend in protest at the alleged cover-up of a girl's death.
About 10,000 villagers took to the streets in Guizhou province on Saturday after the 16-year-old's body was pulled from a river. According to messages on the internet, her family accuse relatives of officials in the public security bureau of raping and murdering her. But officials in Weng'an county ruled it was suicide.
The state news agency Xinhua said that the violence had been caused by unhappiness at the official ruling. "Some people who did not know about the exact context of what had happened were instigated to mob the police station and the office buildings of the county government and Communist party committee," it said.
Paramilitary police took control after several hours and internet sites removed postings related to the incident.

The Hong Kong-based Information Centre for Human Rights and Democracy said that about 500 middle school students marched to the public security bureau to protest but were dispersed and beaten, triggering the riot. The group said one person died, 150 were injured and more than 200 were detained. Its account could not be independently confirmed and the public security bureau could not be reached.
A worker at Weng'an's hospital told the Associated Press that about a dozen students and police officers had been brought in, most with superficial wounds. A local said 100-200 protesters took part in violence, with some beating police officers.
An official told Reuters that the girl's family had rejected the authorities' offer of 3,000 yuan (£220) in compensation for the death, later increased to 30,000yuan. END
The Wat Tyler rebellion began after his 15yo daughter was molested by some upper-class twit of the year.

Flies around a dogs arse
Slackretard handy-@ndy seems to have found a home-away-from-home at the Leninist shithole ' Leftwrites'

http://www.leftwrites.net/2008/05/28/masocialistprayermeeting/

Flying in formation with winged maggot Greg ablowieimet - flies around a dogs arse - but there is some scintilating Marxist conversation going on there...here's one sample

'...I was a son of a lowly paid Railway Fettler,in the comparison of class many abbatoir workers have gained significant income superiority to that maintenance job with responsibility.There are also of people in paid employment who have fallen for their own self-image trap that to be in work and paid,is some sort of superior class of humanity.I reject that entirely,the evidence of worker self abuse by alcohol and drugs is an enormous cost they pass on to others,and not pay for it by their tax.I have been trying to point out something about a local doctor,who has been befriended by Lavartus Prodeo,and ,every doubt about this doctor who apparently worked in an abbatoirs once, has been deemed to the crushed bone department of my bad character rather than he’s.These people are pathetic..so dont give me this working class crap.I know an arsehole argument when I hear one.This Doctor decided he did understand something that was printed at Lavartus Prodeo rather than deciding he didnt,and thus found a class of potential clients who had vendetta attitudes.Do not make the mistake ever,that you understand anything anyone says in any form of communication,because after all that will lead to matters,proving over and over again as non factual,even if the sense of understanding is apparently real...'

http://www.leftwrites.net/2008/06/28/melbourne-magistrate-tells-it-as-it-is/#more-1254

That last sentence kind of encapsulates the entire Marxist ouvre doesn't it. ' The negation of the negation of the negation'.

Heartcore
What if we formed a Party and Everyone came?
June 12th, 2008
“Everyone” would be the ones Clay Shirky describes in his great book, Here Comes Everybody. We’ve already formed it, and sure enough, everybody’s coming. The next political party has already been formed, doing everything that a political party does, but with none of the overhead. Here’s Wikipedia’s definition:
A political party is a political organization that seeks to attain and maintain political power within government, usually by participating in electoral campaigns. Parties often espouse a specific ideology and vision, but may also represent a coalition among disparate interests.
I know I belong to a pervasive Neo-Conversative party, whose members are conversing about government in a new way. I have lots of friends all over the spectrum and their appeal for me is how well we can discuss 1. how things are, 2. how they might be and 3. what we might do, specifically, to improve things...' - FROM

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/6/29/1552/91282/498/542574

Netroots Rising: How a Citizen Army of Bloggers and Online Activists Is Changing American Politics
By Lowell Feld and Nate Wilcox

A big(ger) fiscal crash this year and a political depression with the new-boss next year should see anarchists well placed to start leading a revolution in the heart of the last evil empire.
Will check back here in late June 2009.

A very good year
I can hardly bear the sight of KY jelly on the cigars there in the ashtray
Lyin cold the way you left em, but at least your cunt lips caressed them while
You packed
Or the lip-print on a half-filled enema of coffee that you poured and didn't use
But at least you thought you wanted it, thats so much more than I can say
For me
What a good year for the arseholes
Many bums still linger there
The law could stand another mowin
Funny I don't even care
As you turn to walk away
As the revolving door behind you jars
The only thing I have to say
Its been a good year for the arse
After three full years of separated bliss, its the first time that you haven't
dyed the head
I guess the reason were not talkin', theres so little left to say we
Haven't said
While a million thoughts go racin' through my mind, I find I haven't said a word
from the bedroom the familiar sound of a vibrator whine goes unheard
What a good year for the arseholes
Many booms still linger there
The law could stand another mowin'
Funny I don't even care
As you turn to walk away
As the revolving door behind you jars
The only thing I have to say
Its been a good year for the mission to Mars

You little savage
The president of the United States said today that 'our nation is somewhat sad, but we’re angry. There’s a certain level of blood lust, but we won’t let it drive our reaction. We’re steady, clear-eyed and patient, but pretty soon we’ll have to start displaying scalps. I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve.'
At that point his wife, Laura Bush rushed the podium and grabbed the microphone screaming, '"He's just out of control - no empathy. He's a sociopath, a psychotic, mass-murdering clown," before secret service agents bundled her quickly offstage. The president quickly and adroitly made light of the rather unusual incident by stating for the record that he'd stopped beating Laura weeks ago.

Libcom bs
'...Whilst activist deeds such as the blockading of forests by small numbers of people may be very well meaning they have little history of success...'

http://libcom.org/forums/oceania/for-revolutionary-struggle-not-activism-28032008

This is absolute bullcrap from what I've seen of forest struggles ( and been active in) many victories in Tassie, Vic and NSW over the last decade. Streetpunk Posts: 2 Joined: 29-03-08 Location: Australia Sydney
You are either full of it mate or totally clueless. This sounds much truthier to me...

Gabs
Posts: 6 Joined: 09-05-08
23 May, 2008 - 15:12

I think i'll just have to disagree.

I'm a believer in the creative and spontaneous ability to action of the working masses. But as it stands, workers here aren't changing society. Workers here have been lulled back into voting for change. The unions have been abandoned in australia. With the rich having the media in the palm of their hands, the state has been able to tear up workers rights in their face, and have them hardly even flinch.

Would people consider it safe to say that a majority of wage slaves are under the impression that they're middle class? Due to the suburban McMansions bought with bank loans, nice cars with nice car loans, nice clothes with credit cards, and furniture and appliances with 24 months interest free. They've got it great at the moment, not a care in the world. Wealthy elite decadence meets wage slavery.

The working class isn't going to mobilise until things turn for the worst for them. So at least while noone really cares either way, we can get on with some non-revolutionary direct action. Who cares that blockading forests doesn't bring about the social revolution of the working masses. It still saves the small amount of forest we have left that the rest of the working class doesn't really care about.

Asif it's possible for us who care to sit back and say "Don't worry, wait for the rise of the masses." while the rich oppressors cut down all the forests, dig up all the resources, mismanage water supplies, graze cattle on land that doesn't like hooves, grow chickens in batteries and double the size of coal export ports and pretend they care about climate change. What's going to be left for the workers to take control of once everything is gone?

PS - I might comment on some of these threads but I was defenestrated from Libcom for cracking a joke about King Kong Karl. No natural justice - no due process. Libcom is a typical parasitic pseudo-Marxist shithole posing vaguely as 'anarchist' while waiting for another Lenin to show up.
As far as these workerist posts that the Plats love so much are concerned - why not direct them where there is still conditions that approximate Spain 1936?
Its all wasted in the west where the average 'worker' is quite haute bourgeoisie by world standards...or is aspiring petty-bourgeois as the very least.
The only way this stuff makes sense in english is if theres another depression and thats where Marxists and workerites are the proverbial ' Boy-that-cried-wolf'. Zero credibility thy name is workerist.

Induced coma
'...when Dobson referred to Obama's "fruitcake interpretation" of the Constitution, it's pretty obvious by his use of "fruitcake" from the original context he meant nutty or crazy, which is a perfectly standard and benign usage. To imply that Dobson called Obama gay is mendacious and without merit, and poisons any attempt at honest discourse here. (And incidentally, it's SpongeBob SquarePants, not "SquareBob SpongePants.")

Too. Much. Information.

Maximum force
'...In July 1863, during the draft riots in New York City, three Gatling guns were set up at the offices of the New York Times, whose editor, Henry Jarvis Raymond, was an outspoken opponent of the rioters' anti-draft sentiments. The mob approached the Times but backed off when it saw the guns: "The story foretells the way Gatling's guns would be deployed after the war: as menacing symbols, as icons of sheer destructive ferocity, even if they just sat there." That's putting it a little melodramatically, but in essence it's true. During the last three decades of the 19th century, "Gatling guns were purchased by police departments, state militias, and factory owners" and became known as "tools of domination and intimidation, both at home and abroad." In time "Gatling guns became the weapon of choice for British forces determined to enforce colonial rule in Africa," and Teddy Roosevelt became their ardent champion; he called them the "inseparable companions" of his Rough Riders in the Spanish-American War.

Gatling died in 1903 at 85. The likely explanation for his drift into the fog of history is that his gun was soon replaced by other automatic weapons -- light, portable, efficient and even more deadly...'

Such as the Maxim as used at Omdurman

Khartoum: The Ultimate Imperial Adventure (Paperback)
by Michael Asher (Author)

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/My%20Documents/2008%20M/0140258558.htm

Metalstorm had a press release today.

http://investor.metalstorm.com.au/irm/Company/ShowPage.aspx?CPID=1556

PDF - It's not a bad idea to switch off the Adobe updater I'm told. ( APC magazine) Depending on yr operating system and ISP connection. Caveat Lecter

KILLER ON THE LOOSE!
Authorities are warning residents of a small outback town in NSW to stay indoors until they've caught a mad axeman alleged to have murdered several programs in cold blood. The man police are seeking to assist them with their inquiries is a Victorian named Lindsay Tanner. He is believed armed and highly dangerous and should not be approached from the left. Tanner , who has convictions for fraud, sometimes describes himself as ' Minister for finance' for a gang of thugs and thieves called the ' ALP'.

Pilot error
McCain enters the general election in the form of a man who has jettisoned the last traces of his dangerous unorthodoxy just in time to be plausible in the role of the torchbearing leader of the anti-Obama mob, waving the flag and chanting, "One of us! One of us!" all the way through to November. He now favors making the Bush tax cuts permanent, he's unblinkingly pro-life every time he remembers to mention abortion, and he's given up bitching about torture. With his newfound opposition to his own attempts to reform immigration policy and campaign finance, McCain is perhaps the first candidate in history to stump against two bills bearing his own name.
McCain's transformation is so complete that at a recent town-hall meeting in Nashville, when asked to name an author who inspired him, the candidate — who once described televangelists of the Jerry Falwell genus as "agents of intolerance" — put none other than Joel Osteen at the top of his list. "He's inspirational," McCain said.
Standing at the meeting, I didn't write Osteen's name down in my notebook — apparently because my brain refused on some level to accept that McCain had actually said it. Of all the vile, fake, lying-ass, money-grubbing shyster scumbags on the face of this planet, there is perhaps none more loathsome than Osteen, a human haircut with plastic baseball-size teeth who has made a fortune selling the appalling only-in-America idea that terrestrial greed is actually a form of Christian devotion.

Just what kind of pilot was John McCain anyway.

A while back, someone here said that he downed enough US aircraft to be an ace in the North Vietnamese AF.

Turkish embassy delight
How Does She Lube Her Ass For Scenes?
ROGREVIEW - As you may have read, last week I posted an email from a reader who wanted to know what sort of lube Jenna Haze uses before her scenes. I got some great feedback on that one. Tod Hunter (www.Tod-Hunter.net) recommends that everyone take a look at the Tristan Taramino movies from Vivid-Ed. There were a few others, but Jenna herself finally weighed in. In case you missed it, here is the original question, followed by Jenna’s answer.

Chuck0 Writes
Hey Rog, do you happen to know which anal lube Jenna Haze uses for her butt penetrations? I would take the recommendation of an expert like her very seriously.Thanks in advance,
Chuck0

And now here is Jenna’s reply.
Jenna Haze Writes:

My favorite is Pjur Eros Light Love.... original formula is good too but I like the Light Love better.. :-)
Jenna

So there you go folks. Jenna prefers Eros’ Pjur Eros Light Love to give her sphincter that little extra glide needed to take huge cocks. Thank you Chuck for the question and thank you Jenna for sharing your expertise. Now everyone go out and have well-lubed anal sex. (product pic)

http://www.rogreviews.com/news/read_article.asp?sku=4392