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Sunday, June 29th, 2008
| Time |
Event |
| 8:52p |
Baby steps
1. We admitted we were powerless over APster — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Net Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Markets as we understood them.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our anarchist ideology.
5. Admitted to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrong bets.
6. Were entirely ready to have APster remove all these defects.
7. Humbly asked them to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a death list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make final amends to them all.
9. Made direct final amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would merely injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through direct catharsis and meditation to improve our conscious contact with the Net, as we understood it, praying only for knowledge of its will for us and the assassination power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all APsterholics, and to practice these combinatorial market principles in all our affairs. | | 8:57p |
The new-anarchist 10 commandments
I am the Lord your Net God
You shall have no other fucking gods before me you fucks
You shall not make for yourself a dildo
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your ideology
Remember Black Sabbath and keep it hoy
Honor your father and motherfucker you fuck
You shall not murder anyone cept cops
You shall not commit adultery more than three times a night
You shall not steal from the poor
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor's ass
You shall not covet your neighbor's witness
You shall not covet your neighbor's oilfields | | 9:56p |
Sarcasm considered harmful
Sarcasm...doncha just fuckin' hate it? Snarky, snide, drive-by barstard arseholeist snarkist bastardism, fucking attacks...sheet...this is the very fucking essence of sarcasm innit? I can't stand sarcasm...thats why you'll never catch me using it.
# Anthopologist Fakohi says homemade Iranian pornography is spreading through the internet fast, points out the weaknesses of modernizing societies. Related...
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Bush legacy - two out of three ain't bad | | 10:22p |
Never confuse
Please, PLEASE don't ever confuse the map with the territory - if yr a an ideologue you will ALWAYS prefer the map to the territory. Indeed, never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed cartographers can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has so far. |
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