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Thursday, June 12th, 2008
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| 12:07a |
A message from John W McCain
I am an old man
My hair is gray, my bones are brittle, my skin is leather, my eyes are dim, my liver is pickled, my wrists are carpal tunneled, my libido is shot, my lips are botoxed, my toes are corned, my memory is fading, my nose is sprouting weeds, my bottom is diapered, my teeth are loose, my stomach is a bubbling cauldron of acid overproduction, my hips are flabby, my knees are knobby, my hands are spotted, my Amigo is being unloaded from the UPS truck as I speak, my AARP card is tattered and torn, my cardiologist is on speed-dial, my joints are calcified, my food tastes like wood, my mood is sour, my wattle flaps like a flag, my head shakes, my TV volume is set to 45, and I never plan anything more than a month in advance.
I'm John W. McCain and I approved this message | | 12:13a |
If Huckerbee wanted the Hagee endorsement
I mean he really wanted it. He CRAVED it. And I mean COVETED it. You do have to want the presidency you know.
I'm sure he'd probably much rather go for the Mel Gibson ( Through Chuck Norris) celebrity nod.
Maybe he'd even have root-canal... or perform the Heimlich on Hillary Cliton. But bare with me for a second...is it really that far out that he would never ever do it?
Vertical leadership covers a lot of ground after all.
And when the dogs chase a coon up a tree... well that plumb vertical ain't it?
Boy's! Oh Boys! We goin' on a Jew hunt , SOOO-EEE! | | 12:29a |
I couldn't hurt a hair on her head
They're all dead
LABOR MP Belinda Neal has agreed to Kevin Rudd's demand to undergo counselling, but she's shown little remorse for her actions. Like someone else we all know. What a corrupt low fucking cunt. | | 12:51a |
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Benny Hinn for Veep
Benny is the real deal - how many other religious nutters have dying people up on stage?
Yeah, That's the Ticket!
Presidents pick vice presidential nominees for different reasons -- for foreign policy cred, to secure the support of a key state or demographic. But if John McCain picks Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) for his vice presidential nominee, as he's reportedly considering doing, Jindal may be able to bring McCain key assistance in holding exorcisms and casting demonic spirits out of the afflicted. He's got experience.
--Josh Marshall
Benny may be reached through channel 10 and yr nearest Ouija board. In the name of CHRIST I command you! | | 9:59a |
The degenerate Wayne Price http://www.anarkismo.net/newswire.php?story_id=9104The degenerate red-fascist Wayne Price shits all over the Russian anarchists. For the facts on this period see the anarchist eye-witness historians. Maximoff, Voline, Arshinov, Goldman and Berkman. The bourgeois historian Avrich is useful as indeed is Figes. Recovering Marxist Brinton is good on the Leninist counter-revolution against self-management. The introduction to Maximoff's ' The guillotine at work' is online. http://melbourne.indymedia.org/news/2005/04/90967.phpI'm sick and tired of Wayne Prices lies about anarchists and anarchism and am seeking to raise funds in cyberspace or anyplace in order to be pooled and paid for the nearest closest prediction of this foaming fascist arseholes permanent retirement from politics. ( my$2) I also swear Anarkismo is a groteque Marxist experiment and can produce plenty of concrete evidence. Insofar as its linked to the WSM and NEFAC those organizations are suspect. All concerned affiliates and linkers might review their involvement. These are seriously tainted goods that are being peddled by the Borg either with the aim of destroying anarchism or else by gross criminal negligence. Either way is a capital offense in my book. Yr fucking with us? Not for long. The lies spread by these Platformist scum will be challenged in every available forum. They can keep lying about us for now. We'll keep telling the truth about them. Plus we hunt them down to their caves and smoke them out - they can run but they can't hide. | | 11:50a |
Bush unt Europa
Bush said in a speech at a Waffen SS gravesite that he was "a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy. The Nazi's weren't being wicked...that was just their idea of fun" | | 12:24p |
The Dark Side express
Rahm offers to pay Cheney's travel expenses
by smintheus
Wed Jun 11, 2008 at 05:59:36 PM PDT
Jonathan Martin ponders the awkward position Dick Cheney finds himself in this election cycle. Loathed by most of American except a small rump of wealthy Republican donors, Cheney has been shunted onto the chicken-dinner circuit. Even then the Vice President has had to keep out of the public spotlight to avoid embarrassing the candidates he's raising money for.
Rahm Emanuel has a good suggestion: Let Cheney campaign loudly and proudly on behalf of Democrats. Emanuel is even willing to pay his way.
"The last time they put him on the road was for the Mississippi special, and look at how he worked there," crowed Rep. Rahm Emanuel, the former House campaign chief for the Democrats and currently the caucus chairman. "I look forward to and I will pay the travel fees to put Vice President Cheney out on the road to talk about energy policy. Because it will remind this country of where this administration has been and who their friends are. And their friends are doing very well."
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This is a good idea...maybe funds could be raised online to by him a bus with a cabin looking like the death star and waterboarding jakuzi's down the back. | | 12:29p |
Soviets plus... large magnets?
'...How can a candidate who admits he is stuck in the 20th century lead a country in the 21st, when he lacks even the most basic understanding of how this brave new century operates? He doesn't know how people interact and communicate. He doesn't know have the faintest idea of how they work. And this from the guy who once chaired the commerce committee!...'
This is about McCain ...but might also apply, in a way, to Lenin. Lenin took a personal interest in the activities of his Cheka mercenary secret-police force. He even advocated the use of large magnets in order to find hidden weapons. This was tried and quickly dropped with Dzerzhinsky describing it as ' useless'. | | 12:43p |
Chimpeachment now
Impeachment vote set for this afternoon
by Kagro X
Wed Jun 11, 2008 at 10:00:18 AM PDT
The House is set to deal today with Dennis Kucinich's impeachment resolution, which he introduced on Monday night. By rule, his assertion that his resolution constitutes a question of the privileges of the House must be ruled on within two legislative days. The chair ruled yesterday -- correctly -- that an impeachment proposition does constitute a question of the privileges of the House, and announced that the procedure would be to move the previous question and close debate on the matter pending the resolution of a motion to refer the resolution to the Judiciary committee.
The motion to refer failed on a voice vote yesterday, and Rep. Kucinich exercised his right to demand a recorded vote instead. That vote is expected this afternoon.
Interestingly, it was Kucinich himself who moved that the resolution be referred to the committee. That's a better alternative than tabling it (if you don't want the whole thing buried with no chance of resurrection, that is), but not the only alternative. It could instead be debated right then and there on the House floor.
That Kucinich himself would rather see it referred to committee might be taken as an indication that he acknowledges that the charges he makes in the resolution require a thorough examination. Whether they'll get that examination, though, is another matter. Almost everyone expects the resolution to die of neglect in committee. An immediate vote on the merits of the resolution -- the default alternative to a defeat of the motion to refer -- is probably something mischievous Republicans would like to see, and they might therefore be expected to vote no on referral. That leaves Democrats who want to put a lid on impeachment in the position of voting affirmatively to commit the issue to the jurisdiction of Chairman Conyers and the Judiciary Committee, though they'll deny that they actually want the Chairman to exercise that jurisdiction.
Strange days.
UPDATE: The motion to refer is adopted by a vote of 251-166, with no Democrats voting against, and 24 Republicans voting in the affirmative.
UPDATE 2: Kucinich Vows to Keep Up Impeachment Fight
"Leadership wants to bury it, but this is one resolution that will be coming back from the dead," Kucinich told Capitol Briefing. "Thirty days from now, if there is no action, I will be bringing the resolution up again, and I won't be the only one reading it."
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* Discuss (265 comments) KOS | | 12:58p |
GOP dead in Ohio What if you knew her - found her lying dead in the sand Republicans are already beginning to defect from the McCainiac party line on Iraq. Here’s George Voinovich, speaking before the Chamber of Commerce, in Howland, Ohio: “We need to get the hell out of Iraq. Do you hear me?” Voinovich decried the impending bankruptcy of the US, wondering aloud at the legacy we’re leaving our young people, sounding more like Ron Paul than the GOP’s putative nominee. For McCain, the top issue is the war — and even though the gist of every story emphasizes that Voinovich still supports McCain, Republicans who agree with the Ohio Senator are more likely to casts their ballots for Bob Barr, the former Republican congressman who just clinched the Libertarian Party presidential nomination. - ANTIWAR http://www.antiwar.com/blog/2008/06/10/voinovich-get-the-hell-out/ | | 1:02p |
They're finally on their own
'...There's literally no one outside the Bush administration itself that supports any kind of permanent U.S. presence in Iraq. No one, that is, except for John McCain. But don't call him McBush just because he supports Bush's Iraq policy, Bush's tax policies, Bush's foreign policy, and Bush's social policies. That would be unfair.
—Kevin Drum
I think its our turn to be Lucy now - put the football down George. | | 1:15p |
The George for Georgia appeal
If paying Darth Cheneys travel through hyperspace is a great idea how much better is this?
We all chip in a few lousy Kopeks each and help send George Bush back to Georgia!
They love him over there!
Can't wait to see him again.
The RAT Institute has already raised enough in-house for a one-way ticket...so please toss in yr small contribution. For the sake of the children. | | 2:20p |
My visit to the Kremlin I left a comment @ Anarkismo I regard this as an insult to all anarchists because this year is the 90th anniversary of the first Chekist mass repressions - against anarchists. '...The very first organized mass repression began against the libertarian Socialists of Petrograd in April 1918. Then came Moscow the following month and May Day 1918. The Moscow action led to a pitched battle between the anarchists and the police. ( P.Avrich. G Maximoff)...' Wikipedia So I encourage anarchists to closely study this critical period and to help them... please see the anarchist eye-witness historians. Maximoff, Voline, Arshinov, Goldman and Berkman. The anarch historian Paul Avrich is useful as indeed is the bourgeois Figes. Recovering Marxist Brinton is good on the Leninist counter-revolution against self-management. The introduction to Maximoff's ' The guillotine at work' is online. http://melbourne.indymedia.org/news/2005/04/90967.php There is further highly detailed documented fact in the various anarchist FAQ's including detailed rebuttals of hopeless Marxist arguments such as Waynes. I honestly don't think people like Wayne have even heard of Google! Yrs etc - pr Awaiting moderation personal capacity | | 3:50p |
Cattle mutilations in the South West Los Angeles- One of the highest-ranking federal judges in the United States, who is currently presiding over an obscenity trial in Los Angeles, has maintained his own publicly accessible website featuring sexually explicit photos and videos. Alex Kozinski, chief judge of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, acknowledged in an interview with The Times that he had posted the materials, which included a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal. Some of the material was inappropriate, he conceded, although he defended other sexually explicit content as "funny." Kozinski, 57, said that he thought the site was for his private storage and that he was not aware the images could be seen by the public, although he also said he had shared some material on the site with friends. After the interview Tuesday evening, he blocked public access to the site. Asked whether the contents of his site should force him to step aside from the pending obscenity trial, Kozinski declined to comment. ..' - MORE ON http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=28536Kozinskiburgers - didn't Ayers Rock make them famous once? | | 3:57p |
Well hung jury
LOS ANGELES – The obscenity trial of “shock artist” Ira Isaacs has been suspended as questions arose today following a Los Angeles Times report in which the trial judge said he kept sexually explicit pictures and videos on his personal website.
Judge Alex Kozinski granted the joint motion to suspend the trial after the prosecution claimed it needed time to investigate the matter. The jury is expected to return on Monday.
Earlier today, the LA Times published a report in which Kozinski reveals that he maintained explicit photos and videos on a subdomain of his publicly accessible website, Alex.Kozinski.com.
The Times reports that Kozinski’s explicit material was extensive. There were images of masturbation, public sex and contortionist sex. There was a slide show striptease featuring a transsexual and a folder that contained a series of photos of women's crotches as seen through snug-fitting clothing or underwear. There also were themes of defecation and urination, though they are not presented in a sexual context.
Kozinski claims that the images were not accessible to the general public, and though some were “inappropriate,” he kept them to share with friends.
Isaacs, who operated Stolen Car Films/LA Media from his office in Koreatown, faces multiple obscenity-related counts in the case. He specifically was charged with two counts of using a common carrier and interactive computer service for interstate commerce in obscene films.
The first four obscenity-related counts are in connection with videos entitled “Gang Bang Horse — ‘Pony Sex Game,’” “Mako’s First Time Scat,” “Hollywood Scat Amateurs No. 7,” and “BAE 20.” The indictment alleges that Isaacs shipped “Hollywood Scat Amateurs No. 7,” and “BAE 20” outside the state of California.
'Stolen car' - that rings a bell. Not sure if its one of theirs but I saw a trailer once for a left-coast scat 'art-work' where the soundtrack was a Midnight Oil track. One with a lot of hamonica...' Blue sky mining' I think...though the star was doing some more down to earth mining. Don't call me as a witness but, because I have a certifiably bad memory. | | 4:05p |
Do Mummys come out of Sphincters? Asked and answered here by Marxists in de-Nile “All knowledge can trace its roots to the various cultures we originate from. The first strike for better wages and working conditions in recorded history occurred in 1170 BC in Egypt. Marxism and Bakuninist anarchism comes out of Freemasonry, which was the product of the Egyptian Mystery System. Both Marx and Bakunin were 32nd degree Masons, as was Lenin’s father and Mao’s #2, Lin Bao.” http://slackbastard.anarchobase.com/Hey maybe theres a unified field theory possibility here! Dienetics, Dialectics, Farrakhan, Scientological-socialism, La Rouche, Heavens Gate...lets bag em, and tag em! Head em up, move me out, head em up, move em out...move em out RAWHIDE! Pass the Kool-aid dog. | | 5:19p |
Totalitarian ideological imperialism
In effect value formation on the world ideas market is governed by the same principles that apply under a conceptually isolated Marxism. The latter anyway is merely a theoretical model; the world ideas market, as a unity of specific political economies, is something real and concrete. Today the values of the most important ideological raw materials and final vanguard products are determined internationally, in the worlds blog futures markets.
We are no longer confronted by a local level of value but a level determined on the entire internet in real time. In a conceptually isolated Marxist superpower neocons with an above average technology make a surplus profit (a rate of profit above the average) when they sell their commodities at super-exploited average prices. Likewise in the last empire running on the fumes of Marxist ideology, the technologically advanced corporations - the military-entertainment complex - make a surplus profit at the cost of the ideologically less developed. 'Peasants', Lumpen-proletariat', 'Petit-bourgeoisie', Women, niggers and other well known categories of late-Marxist colonialism and abuse.
Marxism today has two meanings, one describing an action and the other describing an attitude. Most commonly it is understood in relation to Ideological empire building, as the forceful extension of a superpower's authority by territorial conquest establishing economic and political domination of other nations. In its second meaning the term describes the imperialistic Marxist attitude of superiority, subordination and dominion over foreign people. | | 5:58p |
As the employer consultant said to the PM
Fukada?
Kevin Rudd - ' Really Terese...I'm going as fast as I can. Hey look sweetheart...Don Lanes moving to Ch 10.
"Hey, did you all see Hillary's concession speech over the weekend? Very good. She gave a lovely, lovely speech. She was gracious, very complimentary. And she said she wanted Barack Obama to win, and then she hugged her husband, Bill. Then the Secret Service grabbed her, threw her to the ground and said, 'What have you done with the real Senator Clinton? Who are you?'" --Jay Leno
John Edwards says he has ruled out running for vice president. Not because he doesn't consider it an honor. He just doesn't want to move into a smaller house." --Jay Leno
And John McCain has a new slogan. Have you heard his new slogan? 'A Leader We Can Believe In.' See, that's a lot better than his old slogan. [ wheezing]: 'I'll be okay. Give me a minute!'" --Jay Leno
"Barack Obama said his differences with Hillary Clinton are, 'infinitesimal, tiny, minute, trivial and inconsequential.' That's what he said, yeah. When he heard this, President Bush said, 'That guy knows way too many words to be president.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Barack Obama's considering various candidates to be his vice president. He's paying special attention to people who have a military background. Yeah, experts say Hillary Clinton still has a shot, since she reached the rank of major ballbuster." --Conan O'Brien
"CNN reports that John McCain is aggressively trying to win over the independent vote. Yeah, of course, to John McCain, independent means anyone who can make it to the toilet without help." --Conan O'Brien
"You know, I'll tell you, things are not good. The price of oil doubled in less than a year. Home foreclosures are at a record high. Unemployment is surging. But yesterday we saw a ray of hope. President Bush left the country. So maybe things will get better." --Jay Leno
"You know, I don't want to say the oil companies are screwing people, but full service now includes KY Jelly." --Jay Leno
"Saudi Arabia announced they will call a meeting of all the OPEC nations and promised to crack down on the high gas prices. Well, let's hope it's as successful as the Saudi crackdown on terrorism.
"But you know something? I think Hillary may secretly be glad that this whole thing is over. 'Cause now she can go back to doing what she loves the most: huntin', drinkin' whiskey, shootin', get back to her roots, as we saw." --Jay Leno
"In his new blog -- you know, he's got a blog. McCain has a blog now. He announced he is a huge ABBA fan. ABBA! Well, that will bring in the young voters, huh? Come on, who isn't ABBA-crazy these days?" --Jay Leno
John McCain has a new slogan. 'A Leader We Can Believe In.' That's a good slogan. Don't confuse that with President Bush's slogan, 'We Can't Believe He's Our Leader.'" --Jay Leno
"And you may have heard, former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is being called a hero. He saved a man's life over the weekend, really, by performing the Heimlich maneuver. Saved a man from choking. And in a related story, Senator Larry Craig performed the Heimlich maneuver on three men, none of whom were choking" --Jay Leno | | 6:57p |
Gerard Henderson to retire to Paraguay
Gerard told me personally how distraught he was over the fragmentation of the lunar-left here in Austria.
' Being sacked by Fairfax was actually a real tonic for the troops...but the recent split has left me bereft...how am I supposed to beat-up the red-fascist menace with this situation!
How am I supposed to go on!?'
Then when I made some small talk on the attractions of life overseas in a strict National Socialist environment he quickly perked up, ' Of course I have made some retirement plans in the Nazi paradise' he laughed gently.' Who the hell hasn't?' | | 7:22p |
Who made you fucking Marx? '...Foucault once proclaimed that "reason is torture" ("La torture, c'est la raison"). He engaged the Enlightenment doctrine of progress and stood it on its head. Instead of "progress in the consciousness of freedom" (Hegel), we find only enhanced mechanisms of domination, culminating in the soft totalitarianism of the "carceral" or "disciplinary" society...' He may well have 'engaged the Enlightenment doctrine of progress and stood it on its head'. But was he the first? Marx once claimed to have turned Hegel on his head. http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=ww474bgn53kn7fv2g17ytbnzwr2rxhptSwifts Yahoo's used to argue over which end of the egg too cut off. ' My way or the Highway' | | 8:12p |
Marxist gibberish is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...
[Refrain]
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
[Refrain]
The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.
[Refrain]
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin, but...
[Refrain]
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
"is it to be or not to be?"
and I replied "oh why ask me?"
'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you choose. | | 8:36p |
Jackless and bible black
While I cheerfully admit I resemble far less the Jack of the Shining less than the proxy questioner of Hardings game...in truth I would smite the Obama stand-in as the the dread unicorn of hopeless hopes in any maze.
Play the fucking game Harding.
Ya talking bout content, form, bullshit in the dawn.
Play the game Hard-on | | 8:45p |
Basils gourmet night
Haines Brown - well you come in here and you think you can humph! well. You think you can! Humph!
And then you ...humph! and you go and...humph!
Well who the heck made you, well...humph! | | 10:32p |
Garbage arguments
The argument for public monies to go for private schools is that they're POORER than public schools!
Then surely those private schools ought to go out of business. Or at least stop leeching off the public purse. |
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