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[30 Jul 2003|03:33pm] |
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= frowns as she logs into blurty while stuffed into the closet; propped up by a broom that was holding her in place; very uncomfortable as she blinked a few times her artificial eyes even more glazed over looking and she held breath that she didn't even need before turning her attention to the screen in front of her =
Faith doesn't like playing with me anymore. I don't know why. It's just like with Spikey Poo. He stopped liking me and the other Buffy more. Except I don't think Faith likes the other Buffy over me. I remember hearing after the other Buffy so rudely shoved me into the closet while she, Faith, and Spikey Poo were playing a thing called ... Truth or Dare? that Faith likes this guy back in LA. He's Angel's son. I think I remember her saying his name was Connor. It made me sad. I like Faith. She's much prettier than the other Buffy and is better at doing things than Spikey Poo. I wasn't prgrammed to like girls or be recently gay like my best friend, Willow but I do. And it made me sad that she liked that Connor person more than me. I'm very pretty. And I'm good at things. I would have cried if I could. But I'm not programmed to do that, also I'm a robot so if I cried I'd be broken again. And I don't want to be broken again. When I'm broken everything goes black and I don't remember where I am anymore. It's very scary.
I was broken earlier today. I was still mad because of what I heard and I told the other Buffy about it and she told me to stick my finger in the toaster and that it'd make it all better. I was confused by it but I did it anyway. Even if I remember when she was mad about how she thought that Faith was going to steal Spikey Poo from her, that she didn't stick her finger in a toaster but I figured she must of done it when I wasn't looking.
So I did it. And I went ``FKJD23524309e8fslckfjsdf2g4509t = sparks =LKJLAIEURQOEHRUEIGFCG12094814059485dnv,xckj System ... shut .. = sparks = 3198420985KJFHSDIFUYSEDR#_(*$%(*@#7$YIURHESDft down .... = sparks and fizzles = IJFOSLDFJ)(WE&R*&WETRDLUYGFLJSBDF:(E*^&RTP(@*#&%RIJKDBGMGDFI:L(#$*RYE = goodbye =`` it was very bad. I was confused after Andrew repaired me. He is very cute. If I didn't become recently gay like my best friend Willow and like Faith, I'd have sex with him.
I am so unhappy right now. I was programmed to service and pleasure people and to .. have sex and right now I am having none! At all! My sister, Dawn is having sex with my carpenter best friend Xander, my recently gay best friend Willow is having sex with Kennedy and then the other Buffy is having very loud and arousing sex with my Spikey Poo. I am displeased. I need to be having sex also. I wonder if my sister Dawn would let me have sex with my best friend Xander. He is very muscular and manly and builds things! Unless my recently gay best friend Willow would let me have her orgasm friend Kennedy. I doubt the other Buffy would let me have sex with Spikey Poo again. She keeps pushing me into closets and hiding me whenever he's around. I don't know if they are having sex or not, but I know I hear them making weird noises and I wish that I could see or be doing the same.
= slurrs a bit and starts blinking slowly while her robotic limbs now move rather slowly and she starts making weird noises = I think I should find Andrew or my recently gay best friend Willow so I can get my battery recharged . . .
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[16 Jun 2003|08:50pm] |
=is turned on by a mysterious force. giggles stupidly while twisting her hair around her finger and waves with a huge grin on her face= HI THERE! I'm Buffy! =bats her eyelashes=
The others brough my Spikey-poo back to me today. =she nodded, like an idiot= I was very happy. but the other Buffy took him away from me. =she pouted. with a sad look on her face= It made me very sad and I wanted to cry, but I can't. Since I'm not real, Willow, my BEST friend said anyway.
I think I'm going to go and try to find Spikey. And then please him. =she smiled again, like an idiot= oh, my instant messaging thingie is.. Silicon Buffy. I don't know what Silicon is, but oh well! :]
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[03 Jan 2003|05:20pm] |
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Yo-Yo // Mandy Moore |
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I got lost. Now I'm back.
The other me is back too =waves emphatically= HI ME! We're very pretty =smiles stupidly and blinks=
Spike ignores me now. =her lips droop into a frown and her eyes downcast leaving her with a look of sadness= he's too busy with the other me and that...dark haired scary lady who talks funny. He doesn't even look at me anymore, even when they are talking about me. Wait...=she twirls her hair slightly giving the apperance of her being a valley girl ditz= actually I think they were talking about the other me. She's been acting rather funny lately. Always so sad and going on walks. She comes back really early in the morning and sometimes smells like alcohol. Twice I saw Spike with her. He wasn't with her, but he was around her. Making sure she was ok or something. My battery is running low now. I'm going to stop talking before...=her speech starts to slow=..it..runs...out...=she stops talking her mouth in the shape it was when she was saying 'out', her battery shorted out=
((hm, I probably made the Bot sound a little more y'know intelligent than she was. But, if you think about it--she was smart when season 6 started and Willow programmed her that way so give me the benefit of the doubt here.))
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[21 Dec 2002|11:03pm] |
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Hi there! I'm Buffy...bot. -smiles brightly- Spike has nice washboard abs
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