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YOUR NAME: (1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Amanda (2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: no clue (3) Would you name a child of yours after you? no, never. (4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? hmm, nobody. nobody has the name i want (5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? a-menda, a-monda, and they make my last name into three words steada one.. stupid infidels (6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? no, its like half of the appeal of my first name lol
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS (7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no (8) Do you think God has a gender? i dont believe in god.. (9) Do you think science counteracts religion? yes!!! (10) Do you believe in organized religion? no (11) Where do you think we go when we die? either into a nice pot, or a coffin. (12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? no
HUMOR (13) How easy is it to make you laugh? easy (14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? anyone really, as long as they are stupid and sarcastic and speak before they think its all good :-) (15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? .. u mean like dirty jokes...? hehehe (16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? i dont really tell jokes. tho im famous for my perfectly placed one liners (17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? smock, supurflous (18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? i dont remember!! MUSIC (19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? i dance whenever, where ever, music or not. theres no stopping me. i swear, i have ADHD (20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? that camel toe song. ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS!!!!!??? (21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?um.. idk.. (22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? wutever is on the radio on the way to school today its just like a prayer by madonna (23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? anything about being hopless & stuff (24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? i dont serenade... (25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? anything
MOVIES (26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? empire records, Dickie roberts childhood star, & malibu's most wanted [best shit ever!!!! "im frum the bu yo"] (27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? yea (28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? YODA!!!!!! (29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? really stupid hilarious ones that make u fall out of ur chair & feel like a dumbass in the theater wen everyone is staring cuz ur laughing really loudly wen its not even that funny :-) (30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? old movies like the black & white love ones or the ones w the southern hicks. oy lol
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste (32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? saint andre, ghuda [sp?] & mozeralla (33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? that i enjoy molesting lamp shades (34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? i dont eat meat. frum chinese i only get veggie lo mein, pasta & veggies, cant go wrong (35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?dont eat meat..
COMPUTERS (36) Mac or PC? pc (37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? no.. (38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? yes.no awkward silence, & if u hate the person u can always say brb. & not come bak.. (39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? maybe a lil bit (40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? never bidded on ebay. dont have a credit card ;-(
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES (41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? yea (42) What do you love most about the other gender? how pretty they rr!! (43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? their huge ass egos, and how they r constantly horny (44) What do you understand least about the other gender? alot
CELEBRITIES (45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? no (46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? any musician that i like.. (47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? yea, alanis morissette (48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? i would, nobody else could master the stupidity just right (49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? never happend.. (50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? um.... (51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? hoo?
NUMBERS (52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no, sry lol (53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no lol (54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? no lol (55) Do you actually know your IP address? my wha... (56) Do you know what an IP address is? noo (57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? 4..? (58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? yeaaaa (59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? yea, they suck (60) What do you think of pi? pi is amazing.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT (61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no (62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?flattered but bad cuz if i didnt liekt hem then i woudlnt date them (63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? getting to know them (64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yea lol i do it all the time (65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? no (66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? to each his own, but i wouldnt (67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? well, according to my friends opinion on every guy iv ever liked in any way, theyr all ugly, i dunno, maybe i jus go for ugly guys lol (68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? dunno, dont ask very often.. im sure sum are scared of me tho, being 6' & all.. :-( (69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? def (70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? no POSSESSIONS (71) What is your favorite possession? my computer lol & my pocketbook hehe & my blankets... (72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? money. (73) How badly do you want it? badly (74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? nope. (75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? i got it as soon as i read it the chik was possesed.. the section is possessions... do i win?
HOLIDAYS (76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? yea. (77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? iv hated it since i was 7 lol (78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? witch in like 3rd grade or "freak" lol in like 5th grade hehe (79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?last year lol, we all just rolled up out pants and put on soccer socks and had headband things w/ ears. lol (80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? hmm, yom kippur (81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? amanda day.
MEMORIES (82) How good is your short-term memory? photographic baby (83) How good is your long-term memory? " " (84) What is your earliest memory? i have memories frum wen i was lil, i dun noe exactly wen thery frum.. (85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? cant remember any.. (86) What is your strangest memory?lots (87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? i have all the ones i want memorized down.
TEARS (88) What movie makes/made you cry? dont remember, it was erm, sad tho.. (89) What book makes/made you cry? none. (90) What song makes/made you cry? none (91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?jus stupid things that people say or sumthign that happens
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS (92) Would you like to be cloned? no, like the world needs more of me lol (93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? no. (94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? thunder bolts and lightning very very frightning!!
THIS SURVEY (95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? no (96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? some.. (97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? no.. (98) What question do you wish it had asked? dunno (99) How would you have answered it? by eating an ensaymada
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS (100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? erm, i told jc i love her like, 30 mins ago.. does that count? (101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? that i should die!!!!! nowwwww!!!!!!
<3 me lol
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