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 Oh Janina, you poor thing! Where do I begin with you?! Nyahahahaha!!
First of all, you lied! You said that this was your first pageant ever because you're only 17 years old?! Didn't you join Miss UE and end up first runner-up? Anong tawag mo dun, cheering competition??!?! Kakaloka kang babae ka ahahahhha!!!
Second, it was't even your fluency in English, although obviously you are lacking in that department. It was a very beauty pageant question that you could have easily shit-talked your way out. What role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilipinas? But what did you do?!?! My pamily... my family.... Jusko lord!!! Wahahahahha!!! You could have answered in broken English and still made sense, but no, wala lang talagang sense ang sinabi mo, "My family are the most important persons in my life." Nakakahiya ka, 'neng! The beautiful and intelligent Ms. Vivian Tan pa ang nagtanong sa'yo!
I know a lot of people are defending you, asking to give you another chance. Pero napanood kita sa Showbiz Central,. Tinanong ka ni sister Raymond Gutierrez (na jumujubis na naman, pareho lang kami ahahahha!) anong importance ng pagkakapanalo mo ng beauty title in the society. Sabi mo, "Sa darating na taon..." WAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA!!!! That was enough para humagalpak ako sa kakatawa!!!! Ano daw?!??!! Anong darating na taon?!?! Year 2009 ba?!!? Saan nanggaling 'yun?!?!?! Wahahahhaha!! And you ended up answering na ang importance ng title mo ay ang pagtulong sa mga day care centers. What the fuck?!?!?!?! WAHAAAAHHAHA!!! Sayang ka, lola! You have the height, you have the looks, wala ka lang talagang brain or you are simply not trying hard enough. Pasensya na haahahhaa!
But I was impressed by your grace under pressure. You didn't look like you were rattling your brains out for a decent answer ahahahaha!! In fairness plus point sa'yo 'yun. Unlike Jeannie Anderson here who looked like matutunaw na ang pekpek niya sa pagiisip ng sagot nyahahahhaha!!! Amazingly, she was also candidate #15 and ended up Binibining Pilipinas-World as well.
At gusto ko lang isingit si Marie Ann Umali in Biniibining Pilipinas 2006. Watch the video here. Love should be feet. WAHAHAHAHA!! Ang classic lang ng reaction ni Iza Calzado, parang, "Ano raw!??!?! Ano daw 'yun?!?! Sige na nga!!" Nyahahahha!!!
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[18 Mar 2008|06:21pm] |
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 Vanity Fair's The 2008 Hollywood Portfolio: Hitchcock Classics, a tribute to Alfred Hitchcock and his films, in their March issue is fabulous! I love Hitchcock movies. They're often puzzling, eccentric and always intriguing. Here are my favorite photo spreads:
I especially love Renee Zellweger portraying Kim Novak's Madeleine/ Judy in the bell tower scene of Vertigo. Two reasons: I adore Renee Zellweger (yes, I love her atypical sucking-on-a-lemon looks, her weird antics, her wittiness, and her brilliance in portraying her characters), and Vertigo is my favorite Hitchcock movie. I just love its story of obsession, the drama and its tragic ending. And Kim Novak screams SEX in this film. I find her more sexually appealing than Marilyn Monroe.
Here's Novak in the film:
My second favorite is Oscar Best Actress Marion Cottilard's take on Janet Leigh's Marion Crane in Psycho. Now, Psycho is a classic through and through. The direction was flawless and the cinematography was beautiful. It was ahead of its time in more ways than one and has influenced a lot of horror movies even until today.
My next favorite is the recently out in the open lesbian Jodie Foster doing Tippi Hedren's Melanie in The Birds. It is one of those films you'd either love or hate. It was never explained where the freaking birds come from at bakit sila nagwa-warla hahahaha! But that thought alone is scary. What if nga bigla na lang tayong warlahin ng mga birts?
I haven't seen Marnie yet, but I read that it's a psycho-drama about a frigid woman. Nyahahahaha!!! Also, Hitchcock primarily made this movie to woo Tippi Hedren with whom he fell in love during the filming of The Birds. Kakaloka si Hitchcock nyahahaha! Ang ending, when the shooting ended, Tippi turned him down. Poor Alfred. I just love Naomi Watts here. She looks so surreal. Alfred and his quintessential blonde leading ladies.
You can check out the other photo spreads here. Others feature Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Charlize Theron, Robert Downey Jr. and Javier Bardem among others in other Hitchcock masterpieces like Rear Window, To Catch a Thief and Dial M for Murder.
And check out the pictorial's behind the scenes here. Props to Renee, Marion and Jodie! In character talaga ang mga bruja hahahha! Work it, girls, work it!
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