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Some ZsaZsa News [06 Jul 2006|09:24am]
[ music | Binocular - You - Smallville ]

From the blog of no other than Carlo Vergara, the creator of ZsaZsa Zaturnnah. The movie's official cast:




Bottom Row, from left to right: Rustom Padilla (Ada), Zsa Zsa Padilla (Zsazsa Zaturnnah), Chokoleit (Didi)

Middle Row, from left to right: Giselle Sanchez (Sharon C.), Say Alonzo (Vilma S.), Pops Fernandez (Queen Femina Suarestellar Baroux), Director Joel Lamangan, Pauleen Luna (Aruba, a new character), Glaiza de Castro (Dina B.), Kitkat (Nora A.)

Top Row, from left to right: Paolo Paraiso (Badong, a new character), Christian Vasquez (Mang Justin), Carlo Maceda(Lester)

Not in picture: Alfred Vargas (Dodong), Alwyn Uytingco (Poldo, a new character), Bella Flores (Aling Britney)

I wonder about the new characters. Lester, I think, was Ada's ex. Played by Carlo Maceda wahahahahaa, the brother of my team mate, Mike. Swear, mukha silang pinagbiyak na bunga, payat lang si Mike. I will never tell him na once upon a time, pinagpantasyahan ko si Carlo Maceda. Parang napakadambuhala kase hahahaha! Who is Aruba?!?! Isa ba siya dagdag sa Amazonistas?! Why Pauleen Luna?! Who are Badong and Mang Justin!?!?!?! At least hot si Paolo and Christian hahaha. At sino si Poldo!?!?! Hmmmm... new characters. Sana magpaganda at hindi magpasira sa pelikula at sa istorya ni ZsaZsa in general.


RAVES:

Yay for Bella Flores!!! Timeless hahahaha!!!
Yay for Giselle Sanchez!! Funneee!!!

RANTS:

Say Alonzo!??!?! I hate her to bits!!! Wherever did the idea of casting her as Vilma S come from?! Isang malaking X (like Planet Xxxxxxx)!
Who the hell is Glaiza de Castro?!?!??!! Dahil hindi ko siya kilala, isang malaking X din siya!!!
Kitkat?!?! The Tuesday Vargas wannabe!??!!! XXX!!!!! Leche!!!

Whatever happened to Tuesday Vargas, Maureen Larazabal, Kaye Brosas as the Amazonistas?!?! Si Giselle Sanchez lang ang natira. Pinalitan ng mga nobodies. Syet.
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Para sa'yo ang laban na 'to... "Ows?!?!" [06 Jul 2006|10:11am]
[ music | Better Than Ezra - I Do - Smallville ]

I WAS a big fan of Manny Pacquiao. His story of from rags to riches appealed to me. He didn't really personally inspire me, but his story alone is inspiring. It proved that from a big nobody, you, too, can be a somebody. A fame story which this country, in its current situation, desperately needs.

Pacman WAS exciting. I watched almost all his fights that were televised (Heck, I wouldn't pay to see a boxing match live noh!!! Yuch, the blood and everything hahahaha!). I've seen his fights with Antonio Barrera and Fahsan (which was held in Taguig with no other than ate Regine Velasquez singing the Philippine National anthem). When he lost to Erik Morales in their first fight, I was more proud than disappointed. Losing by 2 points, all bloodied and stuff, isn't really losing. His last fight with Morales made me literally scream at my TV set out of joy. I wasn't even a big fan of boxing. I would only watch his games because it felt good to be one with the majority. Wishing that he'd win by TKO (which he is very good at) together with millions of other Filipinos almost feels like unity. Kahit sa boxing lang, why not?!!

When the TV commercials came. Keri lang, why not, who would refuse extra money. The ads were fine until Magic Sing came along. Haller, whoever thought of having someone such as Pacquiao, voice quality and all, endorse their product. Nyeta. And then all the politicians wanted to be with Pacquiao. ABS-CBN kept rubbing his accomplishments in in the cheesiest manner like he's some god-like hero descending from the heavens above to save us mere mortals. Nakaka-turn off. Then came The Manny Pacquiao Story. Magpapatalo nga ba naman kay Cinderella Man?! And then you'd hear him say in an interview, "Patutumbahin naten si Larios sa 3rd round!!" Huh?!?! Where was the humility I used to admire in him?!? I guess that's what happens when people around you keep reminding you of your success not really for your benifit but for their own. And napatumba nga ba?! Truth is his fight with Oscar Larios last Sunday was a big bore. It's like watching an exhibition than a main event. ZzzzZ.

Sure, I voted for him shamelessly to be on Time's Asian Heroes cover. Aside from Chin Chin Gutierrez, it's nice to see another Filipino on the cover especially since he's closely competing with Rain. I mean, come on. But proclaiming him as an official national hero?! Please. Enough already. Sure, he's a hero in his own right. I mean, heroism is debatable. You don't really have to die to become a hero. But heroism has a lot to do with character. Superstar, yes. National hero, a fig fucking fat no.

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Besides, may national hero ba na magdedeny sa anak niya sa labas dahil takuza (takot sa asawa)?!?!?!! Ewwww.
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Save the Philippine Film Industry! [06 Jul 2006|12:02pm]
[ music | Sitti - Para sa Akin ]

Finally, Star Awards took the first step. They are usually the first ones to give out movie awards. I sure hope na susunod na ang Famas, FAP, and of course, Urian. Sure, the Filipino film industry is slowly dying, but I refuse to believe that there aren't any notable films worthy of recognition last year.

My prediction: Claudine Baretto will grand slam for Best Actress for her role in Nasaan Ka Man. Star Awards's Best Actress: Claudine Baretto in Nasaan Ka Man. Best Supporting Actress: Gloria Diaz in Nasaan Ka Man. Very good choice, but I would have preferred Hilda Koronel in the same movie. Best Supporting Actor: John Lloyd Cruz. Again, very good choice. Best New Comer Actor: Nathan Lopez for Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros. Yay!!! Yay!! Yay!!!! That did it for me! Go, Maxi!!! I don't know which won for Best Picture or Best Digital Film pero kapag hindi nanalo ang Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros, papatay ako ng judge! Choz!

~m-o-o-o-h~


How to save the dying Philippine film industry? Write a very erotic and daring story. Think Peque Gallaga's Scorpio Nights (not to be confused with the very tame version of Erik Matti which starred Joyce Jimenez and Albert Martinez).

The stars:


"Mama Sarah, mama Sarah!!!"


"Becky, Becky!!!"


"Prinsipe Ceddie!"


Ewwww?!! Can someone spell pedophilia, you ask?! Not when they look like these:



Saaay?!?! Sinong hindi manonood niyan!!! Ahahahaha!!! Isama mo na rin si Miss Minchin in tight leather na nilalatigo ang Konde! Ahaha!!
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