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I am a BROWN C.O.W.

[ Profiler | The Choircow Spots ]
[ Pasture | The Choircow Dates ]

Ken Park [06 Oct 2004|01:37am]
[ music | The Ataris - Teenage Riot ]

Esh brought this DVD a while ago, Larry Clark's Ken Park. If you are a complete pervert, this film is for you: threesome (2 white guys and a Filipina girl), pedophilia, attempted rape, incest, a guy peeing, a guy jacking off until he ejaculates while asphyxiating himself, 2 cunnilingus scenes, suggested necrophilia, 4 blowjob scenes, a guy stabbing his grandparents to death, a guy shooting himself in the head, s&m, and plenty of penetrations. You name it, you got it in this film. And take this, the actors look like they are only 15 or 16 (but I've checked on their profiles, and thank God almighty, they aren't minors!). Shocking, yeah, but oftentimes so over the top. I mean c'mon, do you really have to show a guy peeing? This film is porn as a porn movie can get. But more than it is porn, the film is also in-your-face honest in showing how dysfunctional a lot of teenagers have become. Picture the plot: Peaches is a Filipina teenager who was caught having sex with her suitor by his religiously fanatic father. The father beat the suitor, took out his dead wife's wedding dress, forced it on Peaches, and forced her into matrimony by performing the rites himself. Shawn, also a teenager, likes having sex with his girlfriend's mother. Tate is also a teenager who's suffering from some sort of psychological disorder. He's so temperamental, and he likes watching Anna Kournikova play tennis while masturbating and asphyxiating himself. He later on stabbed his grandfather for being a cheater in Scrabble and his grandmother for being a bitch. Claude is a teenage skater who likes taking dope with his friends. His brutish father thinks that he's gay and would physically abuse him and had attempted to rape him. At the end of the film, Claude, Peaches, and Shawn engaged in a threesome. If you can stomach the scenes I've mentioned above, go watch it if you get the chance.

So what's the fuzz about The Brown Bunny again?

~m-o-o-o-h~


Fukc. I'm taking this drugs, and as a result, "it" won't stay hard. Ohgod, I hate this.
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Iconology [06 Oct 2004|12:30pm]
[ music | Groove Armada - Sex and the City Theme ]

As you all now, I'm a cow freak, and I've been faithfully using my mooh-dra icon made especially for moi by my dear blurty friend mandymania (I miss you, gurl!!! Where the hell are you?!?!) eversince she made it for me, which was like, centuries ago. Well, it's time for some things to change, and so I've decided to change my icon for the meantime. This is going to be my icon until, well, until I get tired of it. I got this from girltuesday. I know aggietha's been using her icons. Check out her other icons. She's got Alicia Keys, Jason Mraz (mrazi!!!!), The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and a lot more. They are really cool!

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Ulcers [06 Oct 2004|12:51pm]
[ mood | in pain ]
[ music | Jason Mraz - The Remedy ]

Christ almighty, tanginang shit!!! Bumalik ang ulcers ko huhuhuuh!!! Ang hapdi ng sikmura ko, I swear!!! Anybody is welcome to donate guava leaves....

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May Katukayo Part III [06 Oct 2004|01:02pm]
Ohmygas, tine-tetchie chuva ako ni Carlo. As if naman may alam ako sa I.T., noh! Kaloka!!! Here's his reply:

Hi! I'm 24 year old working as I.T. maintenance here in our town. LGU means local government unit. That's where I am working for. Is your work also related with I.T.? Are you familiar with some server operating software? I'm searching for a stable operating system that can manage the entire network. By the way, what's the name of your company? Hope we can share ideas. :)

Hay naku, mamaya na ako magrereply. Mag-iisip pa ako ng mapang-akit na reply. Ahahhaha!!!
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